"Half a liter of purine." He looked at his name and was in a trance.

This is a meme on the Internet, which is actually a homonym for "half-life". usually refers to what Lu Bu said when he recognized his godfather: "Bu Piao has been floating for half his life, and he only hates not meeting the master." ”

He likes to eat seafood and drink beer, so when his unit organized a physical examination, he found that uric acid was a little high, and it was easy to trigger laughter when he saw this stalk, which he thought was very interesting.

It just so happened that the nostalgic suit had just been opened, and he gave the knight this name. He also has a milk sa called "Shocking Gap", which has not yet been transferred to Van Crees.

In a word.

He suddenly realized that he was really not so happy anywhere. "Am I really fucking Lu Bu?"

When he walked in the clouds, he had a sense of belonging, and he always liked to listen to Wanwan, and he never showed anything. But I always can't control myself, and I inevitably dislike those who desperately brush up on their sense of existence in front of Wanwan. In the Wing of Judgment, there is often a moment that reminds him that he is an outsider.

The moment Camus said this, his heart swelled up.

"Am I being too sensitive and hypocritical!?" He asked himself.

While thinking about things at the same time, he thought about it for a long time, and it was not until the group was destroyed that he came to a conclusion: "No, it's Camus who really looks down on me!" ”

Recently, he has been at home for too long, and he suddenly wants to hire someone to drink.

Remembering the scene when the lights were turned off in college, and his brothers hid in the dormitory and secretly drank, he inevitably missed it a little.

This time the extermination of the group is not a purine pot, the eighth child is severely torturing the September Rabbit, Qin Ling and the two people who were killed by the decisive battle of doom in YY, he has the kung fu to take out his mobile phone, and sent a message in a small group on WeChat: "When will the brothers have time to get together?" ”

Kirbymon: I can do it all, it's not far away.

Although the brothers went their own way after graduating from college, at the beginning there were everywhere in the south and north of the world, and they were relatively scattered, but in recent years, everyone has settled down, except for the third child, they are basically in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai.

As the eldest brother, Purine himself is in Shanghai, the second Kirby Orc is in Ningbo, and the remaining two are one in Jiangyin and one in Jiaxing.

Everyone said that they wanted to get together, usually because they had time to go to Haining to play with the third child during a long vacation.

Kirbymon: Boss, are you upset about the group?

He is familiar with purines, and he took the initiative to mention drinking, and eighty percent of them have something on his mind.

Half a liter of purine: No.

Sodayo: Is that there?

Half a liter of purine: Not really.

Kirbymon: It's over, the boss's mentality has collapsed, call an ambulance!

Half a liter of purine: Don't make a fuss.

Kirbymon: Nima, how many brothers don't know you yet? What the hell do you say, who has offended you?

SODAYO: The boss is a hypocrisy.

Sodayo: What can upset him is definitely not equipment or anything. For some reason, he suddenly had a bad mood, and then when others asked him, he would say no, no. Back then, we fought together in the LOL dormitory, and the boss was the thief who usually played, and occasionally there was an inexplicable one that didn't speak, and he had a cold face. Hahahaha!

Good brothers for many years, they know each other too well. Purine couldn't help but laugh when he saw these words that they had harmed themselves.

Half a liter of purine: Am I so hypocritical?

Hubei Yankee on the ground: Eat melons.

Kirbymon: Let me tell you, there was no class one day, and you both went out to play. The boss played the ranks, and I slept on the top bunk.

Half-liter purine: Shut up, you!

Kirbymon: I looked down and saw that the big screen was gray.

Kirbymon: Squint for a while and look again, but the screen is still gray.

Kirbymon: I'll ask him, Boss, why are you dead again?

Half-liter purine: Shut the fuck up!

Kirbymon: The boss says that Cassadine on the other side is too fat, and chases him with a big mouth.

Kirbymon: Isn't it normal for Big Mouth to be slaughtered as a pig by the supergod Cassadine? The Boss told me that the Assassin had no problem cutting AD, but he was in a group with five of his teammates, and a Cassadine Flame jumped out from behind the tower and trampled him to death and ran away.

Kirbymon: It feels insulting and undignified, and the boss says that he feels like his self-esteem has been hit hard.

Kirbymon: I felt like the boss was about to cry!

Half a liter of purine: Your uncle's... Masturbation is just that once the defense is broken for you to remember.

Ground Hubei Yankee: Hahahahaha!

Sodayo: To tell the truth, others can't beat the angry scolding, the boss is the kind of inexplicable break the defense and then don't say a word, the operation is still the operation, just don't speak, drooping a face.

Kirbymon: Let's wait five minutes, should I tell you another story about the boss who was killed in the field in a level 60 nostalgic suit?

Ground Hubei Yankee: Ah! I know this, is it the one who "can't kill me for the rest of your life"?

Kirbymon: Yes, yes, yes!

Half-liter purine: You guys, just make me up.

Kirbymon: Boss, let me tell you, you just have a lot of ideas, and sometimes you're a little sensitive. Do you see that I don't have fun every day? What's the use of thinking so much?

Half a liter of purine: This is not nonsense? Can people be the same from person to person? Can I be as happy as you are? I can't do it either!

Kirbymon: Then you say, where are you unhappy, how can you help you solve it?

Ground Hubei Yankee: Tell me about it! Who of us doesn't know anyone, is there anything you can't tell us?

Kirbymon: Hurry up, it's going to open, the eighth is in place to confirm that you're calling, and I'll talk about it later.

Half a liter of purine: 1

Half a liter of purine: I'm going to the toilet.

……

At the stage when the wings of conviction are at a loss, walking through the clouds is steady and steady, and there has been progress. Kongcheng discussed with Chen Yu and others, and finally confirmed that Ali Buda would use the mage to point the two dragons alone, and Ali Buda was also more proficient in execution, and only when he needed Shuanglong would he let the little raccoon help control it.

Chen Yu also traded a pair of rocket boots to Alibuda to improve fault tolerance, so as not to accidentally press the flash wrong and practice less.

Although Ali Buda is confident that he will never make a mistake, he also knows that Chen Yu has good intentions, or he is as good as a stream, and he wears it honestly.

After applying, the third child of YY is passionately sharing his experience of playing: "The ball is this thing, I just looked at it for a long time. I feel like it's a little painful to hit someone. So, on the warlock group's side, we still have to play quickly. I just thought of a good idea. ”

"Isn't it just the right time for the ball to run out every time it comes out? On the way, you just give it a Shadow Burn! It can be a lot faster. ”

Hearing this, Alibuda was the first to notice the problem.

Lawson: Shadow Burn requires Spirit Shards.

Rosen: Can you get your soul shards back when you play?

Meng Laosan deliberately paused here, sold a pass, and waited for a compliment. It happened to be Ali Buda who came to ask, and he felt a dark feeling in his heart: "Hey, brother, you warlock is so awesome and you don't understand, right?" If you want to talk about team contribution, it is my dream third, and I will tell you any good way, and I never hide it. Our Zhao Laosan is the warlock group drop lighthouse. ”

But Meng Laosan was more sincere: "It's okay, it's really okay." When we start fighting, don't the three little monsters summon any little ghosts?,The inner one can suck the film.,If you don't have enough films, just start and keep sucking.。 ”

The mage that Ali Buda played this time, and his understanding of the details of the warlock was indeed opened up by Meng Laosan, where did he think of this method? It was shocking on the spot.

Lawson:!

Lawson: That little ghost can still smoke tablets? This detail is a bit awesome! I learned it, and I will fight like this when I go to warlock in the future.

Ali Buda praised the third child convincingly, he was refreshed in his heart, and suddenly felt fluttering as if he was independent in the world, and he became an immortal, and he accidentally couldn't hold back, and he smirked a few times in YY. His smugness was so obvious that it amused everyone at once.

"Damn, it's for him!" Alibuda slapped his thigh.

"That's it! Yes, the third is indeed a good skill, you all learn a little, and I will share with you if there are good details, and it is the most important thing to be able to pass the boss. Empty City made a concluding speech at the end, and everyone entered the arena to fight.

Now the starting process is very stable, Chen Yu asked for death when he led the group, and now under the three orders of the empty city, no one other than Chen Yu in melee will basically not fight the third monster in advance, so there will be no accidents.

"Don't be in a hurry, give me a standing position, and run to the vicinity of where you want to stand in advance! It's too late to kill again! "The empty city also understands the two fights, and makes effective use of this time to ask them to run in advance, so as not to run again when the boss comes out, and a group of people are in a hurry.

The hunters and healers at the far end had already run to their positions in advance, and the rest of the people slowly killed the mobs, and then the near ones followed suit.

At this time, the boss appeared, Eli Meow made hatred, the warrior broke the armor, and then Chen Yu's strong break arrived, and everyone also let go of their hands and feet.

"Don't take the Burst Potion this starter!" Empty City hurriedly instructed.

But Night Snow's acceleration potion has been used up.

The empty city is healing, and while adding blood, he ordered a few melee as the target, glanced at the buff on their bodies, and warned: "Night Snow, Managarm, you two will forget it this time, don't take it as an example!" ”

P1 has little pressure, and he also has time to complain: "We don't have any DPS pressure at the stage when we play P1 to 85% full blood, but the pressure of P2 is very high, so when we leave the burst skill to P2, you P1 use the burst potion or something, how can P2 suppress the boss's HP?" ”

In contrast, Chen Yu's handling of this kind of detail control is very good, his potion is not in a hurry to eat, but the timeline of the explosives has been adjusted a little, starting to hang and cut in advance, and then directly throwing a goblin sapper explosive at the same time as the shadow attack, so that the explosives can enter the CD as soon as possible without affecting other skills, and there is plenty of time to turn the CD to meet the eighty-five percent mirror.

This time it's the warrior who is pointed, and the warrior's mirror image is a blade storm that deals high damage to melee combat.

Night Snow eats a trench and grows a wise and doesn't use the whirlwind slash indiscriminately, and the little raccoon pulls it well this time, pulling the four monsters around the boss and letting the warlock open A. The empty city ordered three times not to approach the melee combat, but Yexue still sneaked over and threw a kamikaze explosive in the small gap between the mirror image and a whirlwind slash, and blew a whirlwind slash before running away cautiously.

"Night snow, be careful!" Kongcheng shouted at first, but seeing that Yexue didn't shed much blood, he controlled himself and didn't continue to count him.

But Yexue's idea is much more complicated.

He saw Chen Yu standing on the other side of the four illusions, driving over and throwing a kamikaze explosive, and then picking a sword storm that only one monster could blow to his most marginal position, and driving the blade to dance and dodge, and furious.

Managaalm crept over and threw a Flame Nova Totem.

Pretty orange lost an eight-yard range of devotion.

As a result, he couldn't help but go up to detail Mao, and he was caught by the empty city.

"Why!? They can be hairy, but I can't!? Yexue turned off the microphone and played tricks with his wife, making her giggle.

This time, the image processing speed was very good, and everyone did not make any mistakes worthy of attrition. The only fly in the ointment is that this time the Shadow Thorn directly smashed you to death, fortunately, she is not an important person, she doesn't need her to control the dragon and she doesn't need to play much output, the orb is under the leadership of Dream Laosan This time the warlocks also played fast, and one less mage has nothing to do with the overall situation.

"Assemble, assemble in advance!" Empty City commanded.

Seeing the appearance of the blue dragon control orb, Ali Buda did not wait for the empty city to remind, and directly flashed the past point orb, controlled the blue dragon double flash in front of the assembled crowd, recovered and accelerated the two mouthfuls of spraying on the big group, and then everyone skillfully dispersed and hit the shadow orb.

Kongcheng nodded, it does look a little good, only hugging you is still playing steadily as always.