Chapter 693: The Realm of Pickled Girls
"You're not qualified to mess with me, at most I won't kill you, get down. Chen Feng said with a rippling expression.
Li Xie was startled, the chrysanthemum trembled, and hurriedly said: "Brother Feng, I'm not good at this, don't ......"
"Don't you, uh, why do you seem to be scolding yourself? Go! Lao Tzu is not good for your residual chrysanthemum, if you don't lie down, how can you continue to peep?"
"Yes, yes, peep peep. Li Xie broke out in a cold sweat, and secretly said in his heart that these strong people are all perverts, and they actually peep!
However, Li Xie still lay down and stared at the beautiful woman in the pool with interest.
Rijiu said: "Brother Don't, I see that she is almost finished, it's time to go up, let's match it in black and white, see who is on it." ”
"Black and white again!" Hua Shao glared at Rijiu fiercely: "This girl is difficult, even if you let you go, you can't handle it." ”
Li Xie only wants to take the essence of Huayuan and pebbles, and he has no interest in beauties, not that he is suddenly decent, but a few fierce goods around him, where does he dare to have a mind?
Chen Feng nodded and said: "This girl is really difficult to do, this is the holy land of the fairy clan, whoever appears will be regarded as an enemy and killed, it is impossible to meet by chance, except to use the strong, I am afraid that there is no other way, but such a beautiful girl, even I am rare, it is a pity to let it go in vain, you say, whoever has the means will go on, boy, you can also say, but, if you can't do it, Lao Tzu will cut you." ”
"Uh...... "Lao Tzu doesn't say okay, okay?" Lao Tzu is dumb! Li Xie is depressed.
A few people were thinking about it, but they all knew that this was the holy land of the fairy clan, and they walked over and said, "Hi, beauty." It is estimated that it will be flattened by a round, plus regarded as an enemy, how can it be done?
I can't help it!
"Since you can't help it, I'm here. Chen Feng smiled.
Everyone looked at him: "Do you have a way?"
"In this world, don't bully my brother's uncertain girl if I don't have it! What is the first rule of pickling girls? Know yourself and know your opponent! You guys, it's far away!"
"Fengzi, don't talk nonsense, how to soak you is talking about it. ”
"Then I'll tell you. Chen Feng showed a smug look on his face, and said slowly: "The fairy clan is not only beautiful, but also kind, this saint naturally has a kind heart......
"Oh! I see!" exclaimed Hikusa, "pretend to be a wounded and seek healing!
"Smack!"
Chen Feng slapped Rijiu on the door of his head and said with disdain: "If you come, you will be yellow! Although you are kind, but this is a holy place, people are still bathing, you are injured, and people will be frightened and attack at the first time, how much can you pretend to be injured? When people see that they can't kill you, they still don't see you as a suspicious character? How can you still bubble? Don't interrupt, listen to Lao Tzu." ”
Chen Feng continued: "Kindness is the first point to be used, and it is indeed a good idea to pretend to be a wounded, but as I just said, this wounded person also has to be dressed well. I've researched, the fairy clan has a hostile race, the demon clan, the demon clan often invades the fairy clan, the fairy clan is extremely hateful to them, hehe, if you pretend to be a wounded, half-dead and shout that the demon clan has a big plan, you say, then the saint can still treat you as an enemy? And, most crucially, we have to fall from the sky!"
"Why?"
"Hehe, look at those clothes, if we smash on them and can't get up, you say, what about the holy woman?"
Chen Dong realized: "That girl definitely has no choice, she can only come to you naked!"
"Hahaha!
"High! It's really high!" Hua Shao sighed: "On pickling girls, the boss is really the first in the world, who can go to other people's holy places to soak other people's saints, and let people's saints run over naked?"
"Hey, hey. Chen Feng smiled proudly: "If I think of a way, then I'm not welcome." ”
As soon as the words fell, Chen Feng had disappeared, but he heard a strange cry of "ahhhh
However, at this moment, Chen Feng had already changed into a bloody ragged clothes, and there were blood stains on the corners of his mouth, and he was planted next to the pool, just pressing on the saint's clothes.
"You, who are you, how dare you break into my fairy clan's holy land!" the holy woman was short, with her head only exposed on the water, and shouted.
Chen Feng's face turned pale, and he raised his hand with difficulty: "Demon Clan...... I see the demon clan want to ......"
Hearing the word Demon Clan, the holy woman was shocked and hurriedly said, "What about the Demon Clan?"
"Demon ......"
"What the hell?" said the holy woman.
"Demonic ...... The demon clan wants to ...... the fairy clan The great conspiracy ...... "The saint was in a hurry, but Chen Feng was intermittent, and he didn't finish in one breath.
"What the hell is going on?!" The saint was even more anxious, especially if there was a big conspiracy against the fairy clan, it made her even more anxious, the demon clan and the fairy clan are racial hatred, and there are countless deaths and injuries at every turn, if the demon clan has any big conspiracy, it will be a huge crisis for the fairy clan, but this man, just half of it, is not in a hurry to die?
"The Great Conspiracy...... To be slaughtered...... cough cough ......" Chen Feng coughed twice, spit out a few catties of blood, and then said weakly: "Must ...... Tell the fairy clan ......"
"I'm the Fairy Saint!" "The saint is so anxious that she is about to cry, this person will either finish speaking, or die, why vomit blood and not die and can't say it completely, is it not a person who is in a hurry to die?
"Holy Maiden? No, the stakes are high, you are really a Holy Maiden? ”
"I'm coming, I'm ......" The saint thought of herself, how could she get over?
"The stakes are high! I must confirm that you are a saint ......" Chen Feng was almost out of breath.
Seeing that Chen Feng was half-squinting, the saint's consciousness was probably blurred, and it was related to the major affairs of the fairy clan, she finally didn't care so much, and hurriedly ran over, and her anxious footsteps caused waves in her chest.
Chen Feng's eyes were almost straight before the saint came to his side: "You can see clearly, I am really a saint." ”
Chen Feng looked the saintess up and down carefully, shook his head and said, "Nonsense, you are not a saint, the saint's breasts are not as big as yours." ”
"I ......" the saint was about to vomit blood, and said hurriedly: "I am really, my breasts ...... I...... How do you know how big my boobs are? You haven't seen it. ”
"I've seen it from afar through my clothes!"
"You...... You rascal!"
"Ahh......h
"Okay, I'm really a saint, my breasts have grown again, okay?
"Okay...... Wait, what's the saint's name? ”
"My name is Xian'er. ”
"Well, Xian'er, it's you. About the Demon Clan...... They're going to ...... To ......"
"What are you going to do!!What the hell do you mean!!" The saint felt herself about to collapse.
Chen Feng grabbed the saint's shoulder and held it directly on her right chest: "I'm a little dizzy, no, I'm going to faint, I'm going to die, you...... You take me back, cure ...... quickly"
Before he finished speaking, Chen Feng fainted, but his hand did not drop from the saint's chest.
The saint girl had already been confused by Chen Feng and didn't care about this at all, but seeing Chen Feng fainting, and thinking that there might be a big conspiracy about the demon clan in this person's mouth, the saint girl hurriedly moved Chen Feng away, put on a set of clothes, and hurriedly picked up Chen Feng: "You must not die, I will take you back for treatment." ”
Watching the holy woman take Chen Feng away, she shook her head with a bitter face for a long time: "Another good girl has ruined that bastard like this! ”
"You? Chen Dong despised it for a long time, and sighed again: "The crazy man's method of picking up girls is really worth learning from my generation." Tell me, who can pick up a girl to soak in this realm? The first time we met, I asked someone to come to him, and after reading and touching, the most annoying thing was that he could even let a beautiful woman carry him home......!
A shot said: "Brother Dong, don't sigh, when we learn the boss's methods, we will fly solo, hum, otherwise if it goes on like this, the best girl will finish it for him, and we won't have to drink the soup." ”
Li Xie next to him was also secretly speechless, marveling at Chen Feng's superb skills in picking up girls, but thinking of this series of lies, he couldn't help but say: "It's not right, he was just taken back, and when the lies are exposed, he won't have a chance, but you have more chances." ”
Hua Shao patted Li Xie on the shoulder: "Boy, you don't know the boss of my family, up to grandma, next time the junior, as long as it is a woman, there is no one who can walk under his hands for three days." As the saying goes, if you want to keep your chastity, you can see Brother Don't turn around and run! ”
"Grandma, a three-year-old girl can still understand, this grandma is also doing it?" Li Xie was shocked.
Hua Shao slapped him in the face: "What grandma, a three-year-old girl? It's the second grandmother and the third child!
“............”
"Don't talk nonsense with him. Rijiu said: "The boss has made a saint, let's fool other fairy beauties." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he didn't wait for others, he had already teleported away, Hua Shaoyi followed closely behind, and the teleportation disappeared, Li Xie was eager for them to go, so that he could take away the essence of Huayuan and the pebbles, but Chen Dong and Zhang Dachun didn't leave.
Chen Dong glanced at Li Xie and said, "The madman has made the saintess of the fairy clan, if you want to get the essence of Huayuan and the three-yuan spirit bead, I am afraid that it will affect the saintess, so don't take it." ”
"Do you know I'm going to take those two things?" Li Xie said in surprise, "But, I can't help but take them." ”
"Okay. Chen Dong turned his hand into a sword finger, volleyed in a circle, and two rays of light flowed out from his fingertips, and the light converged into two objects, which turned into something exactly the same as the essence of Huayuan and the three-element spirit bead, and Li Xie was dumbfounded, because he felt that the power of these two things was exactly the same as the real Huayuan essence and the three-element spirit bead!
You can copy two treasures at will, this is a treasure that you want to create a five-level powerhouse above the great one!
"You take these two things, anyway, you don't go to take the real Huayuan essence and the three-yuan spirit bead, okay, goodbye to fate." Fatty, let's go, pick up the girl and go. ”
"If you don't pick up girls, can you eat roast chicken?"
"Whatever you want. ”