Chapter 13 After the pit is finished, the brother of the melon pit pit
Jiang Li woke up slowly, seeing that it was noon the next day, he slowly got up by holding on to the bedside, only to feel that the qi mansion was empty, and he barely walked a few steps and suddenly felt that the soles of his feet were floating, dizzy, and staggering as if he was drunk.
The yellow-clothed maid who had been waiting in the room early in the morning prevented him from falling, and helped him sit down at the round table step by step, and then she was busy instructing the back kitchen to bring up the millet porridge that had already been warmed.
Jiang Li smiled, "It's just a loss of strength, and it's not really drunk." ”
took a sip, but his eyes lit up, and he ate it clean in three bites and two bites, and even licked the edge of the bowl very brightly, and then raised his head with a look of hope.
The little girl grinned, understood, and trotted all the way away, and in a moment came with a huge bowl full of gruel.
It is said to be a giant bowl, but it is really as big as a basin. Jiang Li laughed, took out a pill and swallowed it, feeling the aura dissolving with the saliva, warming and moistening the qi acupoints along the meridians, although it was only a drop in the bucket, but relying on a little foundation, his face finally recovered a little red.
Within a while, the city lord Li Xinglin and Dong Ru and his wife came together. Dong Ru's face was pale, and he applied a little more fat powder today than in the past, but he still couldn't hide his haggard face. Yesterday, he blocked in front of Jiang Li and took Zhao Ying's blow, there was no luck at all, the gray cat rushed to the rescue to offset most of it, but he was still injured, and he couldn't slow down after a few months of recuperation and breathing. It's just that he woke up earlier, and he knew from Li Xinglin that this young man had saved his husband before, so no matter if he was injured, he had to let Li Xinglin accompany him, and when Jiang Li woke up, he came over first to express his gratitude.
"Thank you," Cao Ru carefully inspected Xia Jiang Li's body, and saw that there was no major problem, so he put his mind at ease, and looked at the giant bowl in the air with a strange expression, and asked with a smile, "Jiang Dabao?" ”
"Jiang Li, Jiang Li of the second peak." Jiang Li glanced at Cao Ru and said with a smile, "It's unclear who thanks whom." But after seeing it, I thought it was better to call my sister. Hello, hello, everyone. ”
"Okay." Cao Ru nodded happily, which can be regarded as the name of this senior sister and brother.
The Sword Pavilion takes the sword as a teacher, which is only the distance of the sword, the front and rear feet, and no one dares to call it a teacher. If the realm is too far away to let go of face, it is okay to make an appointment with each other and say to the uncle, in short, everything is good to discuss. A thousand-year-old demon like a gray cat, which sect is placed in, has to be offered by the ancestors, elders, and ancestors, and is usually called by a hairy child like Jiang Li, but he doesn't feel like anything.
According to the stubborn face of the melon baby and the character of refusing to suffer, I can shout that Uncle Shi is really the sun has come out of the west, and I am content.
Li Xinglin saw that he had parachuted into the air in just a few words, which made this Confucian student, who was the most important on weekdays, feel a little perverse and rebellious, and he was coughing and wanted to interject to say a few words. saw Dong Ru's eyes flying, and immediately shut up obediently, just sitting on the side and secretly slandering himself.
What I said in my stomach is also said, and it is not a violation of the ancient adage that a gentleman should be outspoken.
But I saw that the young man in sackcloth turned his head and said with a sincere face, "The city lord wants to be an uncle, I don't mind." ”
Li Xinglin's eyelids jumped, and he was surprised to himself, but he saw Jiang Li's eyebrows fluttering and gave a thumbs up, and said, "The city lord wants to get through the drama of his uncle and little niece, looking for mood and fun, I really don't mind." ”
Li Xinglin was stunned for a while, and it took him a long time to wake up, and he was suddenly dumbfounded and speechless.
Cao Ru glared at this junior brother who was not ashamed to speak, just looked at Li Xinglin's stammering appearance, and secretly laughed in his heart, thinking that although his own minister's articles and theories are good, and he often sprinkles tens of thousands of words on current affairs, he is a clumsy person who is not good at arguing with others, otherwise there would not be a story of "Red Sleeves" running away from upstairs. It's that his husband and wife have been together for more than ten years, and the number of times he has a red face can't be counted with two hands, but he really quarreled not once.
Without him, it's just a matter of arguing.
"Okay, okay, I'll catch up with my junior brother, and go to see the quiet schoolwork, I didn't go to the school today, but don't be ambitious." Cao Ru smiled lightly and found a way to support his father-in-law, otherwise he would have to hold back his illness if he stayed here and competed with this slippery boy. It's like a mortal against a primitive old monster, the difference between heaven and earth.
Li Xinglin looked reluctant and walked away. Cao Ru gradually smiled at this time, and asked with a serious face, "Senior brother is here for me?" ”
"Of course yes, sister, you don't know your price, ten points. As a result, I even lost my capital, whining and mourning. Jiang Li, who was squatting on the stool and staggering, rubbed his bulging belly, looked at the huge bowl in front of him, only hated himself for being powerless, and lamented, "I really can't drink." ”
Cao Ru was no longer surprised by the lazy behavior of this newly recognized junior brother, just leaned on the round table, looked at the giant bowl, and said with a smile, "That is, Huang Ying, this girl is naughty, who has such a big bowl." There was a pair in the house, pointing to it for ornaments, and then broke one, but the rest was never used, and it was very clean. ”
"It doesn't matter what bowl he has, one more bowl is one bowl." Jiang Li didn't care, jumped off the stool, and stood up to take a stake, even if his left arm was still a little ineffective, and a set of diet boxing methods could be beaten down, "A big bowl like this, I work hard, and if I drink him another bowl of 17,999 bowls, I will barely get back to my roots." ”
Cao Ruzhi pursed his chin, watched Jiang Li play one move at a time, and asked with interest, "Don't say that there are no these, I just want to ask you how you are going to end up, do you want to fight again and take me back?" ”
"Sister, what else do you want!" Jiang Li launched a trick of wild horse mane, turned his head around, and said angrily: "I, Jiang Dabao, will drink some porridge, what can I do, and I will not be able to make you poor." ”
"Let's get down to business!" Cao Rufeng's eyes were round, but after all, he was in vain, and he couldn't hide his weakness.
Don't dare to slap the table and stool.
Jiang Li sighed, this set of diet boxing methods really couldn't be beaten, so he took his fist from the dantian, moved an embroidered stool and sat opposite Cao Ru, and knocked twice on the door of his head, knocking loudly.
"Look, my head hurts. And ask me what can I do? How can I! It's not like telling those old guys in the pavilion that when you are done with love, you will return to the Sword Pavilion. Senior sister Hongchen has gone through calamities, what can you do as a junior brother. After dismantling the mandarin duck, the sword heart is clear, but there is no reason for this. This time, it's up to the old guys to give them face. If you really don't give face, when the senior sister returns from the calamity, we will slap them a few more times. ”
Jiang Li stroked his head, wiped the spit on his mouth with one hand, and scolded with a smile, "I don't know how many peaks I came back to find my senior sister, it's really a melon skin." Even the senior sister's points dare to earn, and he deserves to be planted and fought with the senior sister, and after going back, the points were deducted by those old guys, and this time there are no five years or ten years, I'm afraid I don't want to go down the mountain. ”
Jiang Li just shook his head and shook his head, thinking that he had words, but he didn't realize that he was also an ignorant melon peel looking for points from his senior sister.
Is it easy to save points?
After years of hard work, coupled with all kinds of cheating, it was easy to save fifteen points, and I thought that such a rich net worth was enough for me to be dashing. Who knew that when he went out, he would meet a nobleman, and Uncle Cat would deduct ten points for one shot.
What can you do with the remaining five points, you will have to be recalled to the Sword Pavilion for half a year honestly. I'm afraid that before I can jump for a moment or two, the senior sister's file will be closed by herself, and when the matter is passed back to the cabinet for judgment, more than half of the remaining five points will immediately come to naught.
Jiang Li beat his chest and sighed for a long time.
"Senior sister, you are a peerless pit, you really cheated the melon skin and the junior brother."
"Why don't you bring the Reincarnation Sword back. Anyway, I won't need it for a while, maybe I'll be accommodating when I see it in the cabinet. Dong Ru sighed, he had just let go of his thoughts for many years, he was happy but also apologetic, and he always felt that he couldn't live with this junior brother. Thinking that Jiang Li's handling of this kind was really recognized by the Sword Pavilion, it would naturally be a great thing for him to dispose of this old matter, but he was afraid that it would not go according to people's wishes, but it would drag down this junior brother.
"Don't, the reincarnation sword was brought out by the senior sister, according to the rules, the senior sister will send it back by herself in the future." Jiang Li's head shook like a drum, and he spat three times in a row, "It's very unlucky to say this." Senior sister, you also spit to ward off evil spirits. Come on, come on, let's compare who can spit farther. ”
Only when the disciples of the Sword Pavilion are dead and disappear outside, will their swords be sent back to the Sword Pavilion by the same sect.
Dong Ru just smiled.
"It's not a plus, I don't know the urine of those old guys." Jiang Li held his head in his hands and fell to the ground on his back, very melancholy but a little weak-hearted, and couldn't help but howl loudly, "Besides, I really don't dare to mess with that little girl's skin sword spirit." ”