Chapter 18 People are not amorous teenagers

Jiang Li came back to his senses, seeing such a spectacular scene, after being stunned for a short time, he didn't care about his mental malaise, and was about to roll on the ground with laughter, but he changed his face to a painful face, and spit on the cuffs with a flattering face, and was about to go up and wipe one or two on Yu Hao's new face.

Yu Haoxin dodged with a roll, and waved a wind in front of him, and then he hurriedly took out a handkerchief from his arms, splashed some tea and wiped it on his face.

No matter how sloppy it is, it's better than a cuff of saliva.

Fortunately, the guy who was eager to atone for his sins finally didn't pounce on him with his teeth and claws, but picked up his original stick, squatted on the ground and only pulled it into the pile of women's clothes, and couldn't help but wonder, "Dabao, what are you doing?" ”

"I'll get you a change of clothes."

Yu Haoxin was slightly stunned, with an inexplicable expression on his face, probably never thought that someone would be so frank that he lacked heart, what can be turned out of this pile of women's obscene clothes, if you really turn out a man's clothes, just think about Zhao Ying's old dog's behavior of eating both men and women, you can't get goosebumps all over your body, how dare you really put it on your body. Thinking of this, he covered his forehead painfully and said, "That's it, I have it in my own ring." ”

Sword Immortal Sword Immortal, although he is not a true immortal, but since he has a fairy word, he has to look extraordinary, flawless and unblemished. The strange inheritance of the sword immortal lineage, or the preference that has become common without an agreement, the disciples who go down the mountain always show themselves in white. It seems that if this is not the case, it will not be able to reflect the chic and handsome elegance of the identity of the sword immortal. In fact, it has really reached the realm of the Great Sword Immortal, and the so-called dress is not as casual as you like, and there are very few people who really wear white clothes to old age.

The atmosphere in the world is like this, even young arrogant people like Yu Haoxin are not exempt from vulgarity. So not to mention anything else in the storage ring, there are quite a few sets of different styles of white clothes and white robes.

Yu Hao's new wide robe was untied, and when he was about to take off the blood-stained robe, he found a white robe from the ring and changed it into.

The door creaked open a crack.

A red fluttering goose egg face squeezed in first, and the little girl who rushed back all the way back to recover stroked her slightly green chest with her hand, thinking that she would get better and report the matter, regardless of whether the little lotus who had just shown sharp corners would be smoothed out more and more.

Yu Haoxin and Jiang Li suddenly turned their heads when they heard the sound, and they were facing Shang Hexiang's eyes that were as big as copper bells.

Rao is Hexiang prides himself on knowing countless people, what a big scene has never seen, and at this moment, he only feels that a thunderbolt is right in the brain, and the whole person is scorched by thunder.

These two sons, have you changed your script again? But which one are you going to play this time?!

Before the collapse, the pile of women's obscene clothes like a hill, the belly pocket of the sampa sweat scarf, red, pink, green, yellow flowers, all available, I am afraid that the neon embroidery workshop in Dongcheng will not be able to make up so many styles and colors for a while.

The top few styles are even more romantic and secret in the boudoir, which makes people think about it and can't help themselves. Generally, the girl's family just looks at it from a distance, and she is afraid that she will not blush. It's those red girls in the building, who are not long-known customers, and most of them are embarrassed to wear them to entertain guests.

But this most handsome man in white, what do you mean by standing in front of these women's obscene clothes and taking off your own clothes.

Spicy eyes.

When He Xiang turned his head slightly and looked carefully at the little black stick in Jiang Li's hand, he felt that his whole person was not good, and he even had deep doubts about the truth of this world.

The boudoir girl or the young woman in the deep courtyard used it to relieve loneliness and inhumane things, son, you hold it in your hand so justifiably, what do you want to do.

The poor tea girl pinched her thigh so hard that she could wake up from this ridiculous dream. Let's just say, where is there really such a beautiful son, and there will be such a messy scene in it, it must be that I am a nymphomaniac in my dream and crazy.

Jiang Li and Yu Haoran looked at the two lines of tea girl with tears like a clear spring in a stream, thinking that even if they couldn't invite the girl who played the piano, they wouldn't be so guilty and blame themselves, could it be that the girl with a strange temper said something harsh or used some other means to embarrass herself?

It was easy or had to accept the reality of the tea girl wiping the tears on her face, and suddenly remembered that she was entrusted with loyalty, but she didn't have time to say the most important thing at this moment.

The ups and downs of the stories in the world, good or bad, successful or ruined, often happen unintentionally.

For example, everyone didn't have too many expectations for inviting the girl who played the piano in a simple place, and Yahuan, who was busy doubting her life, forgot to snort her throat, but in fact, Wu Xu'er was almost at the door.

So when the half-hidden door was completely pushed open, the girl in green with the piano stepped into the door with one foot, and the two of them, standing or squatting in front of the collapse, came back to their senses, and looked at the girl with a mouth big enough to stuff an apple, thinking that she had only big eyes before.

"Two sons, what are you...... Want to change your clothes? It was easy for Wu Xi'er to take her eyes off the pile of colors, raise her sleeves to cover her mouth and smile, and finally took advantage of the charm of her gestures to close her mouth. Thinking that he had to say something at this moment to solve the current embarrassment, but as soon as the words came out, he couldn't help but slap himself in the mouth.

What kind of nonsense do you say, it's really, which pot can't be opened.

Yu Haoxin only shook his head and flew up, but when he turned around, he saw Jiang Li hesitantly nodding, and he was extremely honest and honest between his eyebrows.

Yu Haoxin almost couldn't hold his breath, so he just rushed up and grabbed Jiang Li's throat, shaking him with his head for a hundred and eight thousand circles.

Wu Su'er laughed in surprise. put the piano on the table, and said with a sarcastic face, "Two sons, this is shaking and nodding again, the slave family can't understand it, it can't be prepared for the slave family." ”

As soon as the words came out, Wu Xu'er wanted to smoke her mouth again.

I saw that the opposite side continued to shake his head.

The one who nodded only nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice.

Wu Su'er was speechless for a while, and she didn't know how to speak.

Yu Haoxin put his hands behind his back and secretly gave two thumbs up in the direction of Jiang Li. I admired it in my heart, but I was afraid that the thick skin of this Dabao brother was the wall of Nanshao City, and he was also embarrassed.

It's just that the admiration is still halfway, but I heard Jiang Li laugh, staggered to his feet, took the thick black stick and dusted the hem of his clothes, and said very frankly, "I Yu Hao has no other advantages, but I am not as good as a beast." ”

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If you put aside the upside down and mess between those accidents, the son is as warm as a jade drinking cup in the middle of the moon, the girl is soft and charming like water, and the little maid is as delicate as a flower to share fingertip tea, guarding the warm wine stove, looking out the window and looking out of the spring breeze proudly, it is really a quiet time and only worries.

The son who drinks has no shortage of troubles.

Snacks and drinks are naturally an important expense, and every time the lotus girl comes back with wine, she smiles like holding a pot of silver in her own house. just looked at the beautiful boy in front of him, from drinking with great interest to sadness, from chattering with wine to gradually silent, he was inexplicably a little distressed, and helped him secretly pour the wine cup into the tea tray several times.

I feel sorry for my son, but I don't have to feel sorry for Yinliang, it's very good.

Listen to him talk about which side has the best wine, which side of the girl is the most handsome, whose swordsmanship is the fastest, and whose ability is the worst, listen to him several times until he drinks it all over his mouth. Hexiang heard the girl in the building say that the so-called drinking words may not necessarily refer to the mantra or nonsense that he spit out after drinking, or he may have said what he could say and wanted to say, but he swallowed those who couldn't say or didn't want to say it into his stomach, pretending that he couldn't even hear it.

When I think about it at this time, I think it is true.

Miss Wu Xu'er's piano money has been earned, and she has already put away the guqin at this moment, but she is sitting on the embroidery stool in front of the collapse, and she bows forward with a cup of humbly, and then skillfully tilts her neck and pours it into her lips. The heroic movements are not at all like ordinary women, let alone compared to the girls in the building. is such an exaggerated way of drinking, but the wine has never spilled a drop, and it is many times stronger than Yu Haoxin.

Jiang Liyou was indignant, and said in his heart What kind of flower wine is this, but he saw Wu Xu'er's beautiful eyes and looked over. This seemingly delicate but somewhat unrestrained girl drank until later, her eyes became brighter and brighter the more she drank, like a luxurious treasure, like a bright star, like a sword volley, and every time she was on the pair, she had a little more weakness, so she buried herself in drinking tea. It's just that one night from Bozhou Maojian to Nanli flower tea, now I can't remember what I tasted, a bad stomach is hidden until now, at this moment it is more bitter than the tea poured down. What do you say about drinking flower wine, after a long time, two wronged heads came over to invite flowers to drink, and this flower is really able to drink a little, and drinking is like drinking water.

After three rounds of drinking, Wu Xu'er already knew the treacherous and lazy temperament of this impostor, and she didn't have the slightest idea that knowing her mistakes before could improve her greatness, so naturally she wouldn't have a good face.

"Childe is very skilled, the one who fought with Childe just now is the father-in-law Fu next to Wei Mingxuan, the second prince of the Southern Tang Dynasty." Wu Xu'er burped, covered her mouth with an embroidered handkerchief a little shyly, and said sullenly.

"Huh?" Jiang Li raised his head, thinking about drinking, he drank wine, how could he talk about these unrelated things. It's just the word father-in-law, but it makes him a little vigilant, and the hand holding the teacup unconsciously stops in mid-air. Thinking that whether it is in the historical books or the records of the wild theory, if you offend the emperor Lao'er, you may be able to survive, but if you offend the eunuchs, you will definitely live a miserable life, so I began to hesitate whether there was any possibility of turning back and making amends.

"I heard that the second prince Wei Mingxuan is also in Nanjun, probably thinking of bringing the forces of the eight cities of Nanjun under his command. Don't you say it, this second prince has fledgling wings, quite meteorological, there are not a few people who have taken refuge in the government and the opposition to serve the service, the land of Nanjun has always been not valued by the court, but I didn't expect it to enter the eyes of the second prince this time. In addition, the cousin of Zhenbei General Li Zheng committed a crime and was imprisoned in Nanshao, but Wei Mingxuan had already released all the big words, so he had to help his henchmen get people out. ”

Wu Xu'er, who was pouring herself drinks and enjoying herself, wanted to find a reason, and then gradually peel off the cocoon to reveal these news without a trace. It's just that after going around and around a few times, I can't always find the right opportunity, and the happy son is drunk and can't be said, and the tired son is awake but doesn't want to say it. Secretly annoyed, I decided not to play those twists and turns again. However, even if he said it so bluntly, that guy just looked indifferent, and it was all his drunken and boring bragging.

"But these two things, according to the stubborn temper of our City Lord Li, I won't even agree to one of them." Wu Xu'er stole a glance at Jiang Li's expression and moved slightly, thinking that this elm's head had finally opened up, and said with a long sigh, "I'm afraid that against the second prince who is like the sun, everything is worrying." ”

Wu Xu'er's face was full of regret, but there were five points of truth in addition to five points of acting. Nanshao City has been prosperous and prosperous in recent years, and even the wind and rain are smooth, and everyone also reads the good of this city lord surnamed Li, but this city lord has always been low-key and does not like publicity, and he is not allowed to erect a monument to praise virtue within his jurisdiction, and the people have to put it in their hearts, and they don't know how many families secretly set up immortal tablets, burning incense day and night to pray for blessings. If such a good official is wronged, not to mention that the people of this land and water do not agree, even Wu Su'er will feel that the way of heaven is really unfair.

For such a trivial matter as taking care of Lord Li, why should Aunt Liu speak.