The climate of Nanshao is humid, it is already rainy, but unfortunately it is the rainy season again, and it rains for three days and two days on weekdays, but this time it is four or five days in a row. Jiang Li was unhappy for several days, and he couldn't get interested anywhere. Uncle Cat is also the most disliking of water, and he doesn't want to go anywhere at home. This morning, I had breakfast, and one person and one cat each found a chair and lay in front of the door, looking at the waterline under the eaves in a daze.

The two of them and a cat have moved out of the city lord's mansion at this moment, and it is always inconvenient for the two big men in the inner house compound to live every day, and those little girls look at themselves like wolves, so it's boring. So Cao Ru rented a house nearby and lived comfortably.

Yu Hao accepted the new apprentice, but he was very diligent, and he went to the City Lord's Mansion early in the morning to teach his homework, for fear that he would be intercepted by Mr. Private School and preempted him if he was late. Although he is his own apprentice, he can't fall behind in the homework of those poems, books and articles, and he only waits for the time when he is empty. Yu Hao's new eyes were full of heart, but thinking of Li Xinglin's disapproving expression, Cao Ru just leaned next to him and snickered, looking like marrying a chicken and marrying a dog and a dog, and was defeated without opening his mouth.

The emperor is not in a hurry, but the eunuch is in a hurry.

Fortunately, Li Ningjing is really a sword fairy embryo who was born to learn martial arts, those boring mental law books can be understood as soon as he listens to them, and he can understand them at a glance, and he is even more decent when he tries to draw them out, although he can't say that he is a thousand miles a day, it is more than enough to describe it as having a fine entry every day. Only Yu Haoxin was so happy that he couldn't keep his mouth shut, he was full of energy and energy every day, but he couldn't help Li Ningjing eat and sleep, and he had to stay by his side.

Therefore, there is only one person and one cat left in the house, and they are lonely and dependent on each other. Idle left and right, Jiang Li took out the nameless little sword again, fed the sword with blood, and used the strange method to dredge the meridians and carve the sea of qi, while trembling and talking about the girl in the red-sleeved building.

When the girl talked about the proudness, she shivered a few times in succession, and a few painful moans sounded strangely, and the expression was even more painful with joy, and the gray cat couldn't bear to look at it directly, so she simply moved her direction and rolled it up, which was not good.

This kid is poisonous.

Sure enough, the idle guy saw that no one cared about him, where could he hold his temperament and lie on the bamboo recliner and shiver alone, so he leaned over with a shy face, "Uncle Shi, how do you feel about your old man lying in the arms of Luzhi every day a few days ago?" ”

The gray cat glanced back at Jiang Li, saw that kid had a strange face, and thought that it must be no good thing, so he simply turned around completely and pointed his ass at Jiang Li.

It's too much!

Jiang Li was furious, but it was a pity that he was sweating in pain at the moment, and he couldn't even speak smoothly, otherwise he would have jumped up and theorized. At this time, he rolled his eyes and snorted, "You have a leg with the white cat called Peach in Luzhi, don't think I don't know." ”

Uncle Cat didn't look back, but his tail shook twice, thinking undisciplinedly, "Lao Tzu is just a cat." ”

"Uncle Shi, if you cultivate like this, you can already transform into a human being, why don't you want to?" Seeing the gray cat pouting his ass and looking like Lao Tzu wants you to take care of it, Jiang Li lowered his voice and persuaded bitterly, "You don't want to think about it, turn into a human form and take the green mushroom by the way, peach during the day and green mushroom at night, or together, tsk, it's really beautiful...... Yes!!!! Uncle Cat spares his life, yo, it hurts, it hurts! Yes!!! ”

The gray cat coiled his tail in satisfaction, and just now while Jiang Li was not paying attention, he sent spiritual power to the wound where he fed the blood and fed the sword. Nine cats are just a dime, this guy is so miserable, he looks like he wants to die or live, as for it.

The gray cat's face was full of disdain. But after all, there is a specialization in the art industry, and no matter how powerful Rao is, his technique is still rusty after all, more than rough and powerful, and the yin damage is not delicate enough. The gray cat looked at Jiang Li's eyes and almost turned his back, a little weak-hearted, and comforted himself again and again, this kind of thing, once born and twice ripe, just practice more.

But I saw the little sword resting on the armrest of the bamboo chair suddenly jumping up and floating in the air, and the angry girl's voice was projected in the sea of knowledge of the gray cat, "Little perverted cat, you have itchy skin, and you dare to play with Lao Tzu's people." Annoyed my aunt and grandmother, beware of Lao Tzu beating you so that you can't even recognize your mother.! ”

The childish voice was full of old-fashioned cruel words. The gray cat was calm, cultivated the sea of knowledge, and did not want to deal with this short-tempered sword spirit who especially liked to scold, and let her jump three feet high all kinds of shouts, and only put this account on the guy who was rolling his eyes. If it weren't for the fact that he was around this guy, no matter how brutal this little sword spirit was, where did he learn those vulgar words in the market, not to mention anything else, the old man who opened his mouth and closed his mouth was really not as tight as his words.

A sword and a cat sulked, ignoring the one lying on the bamboo chair. The high-pitched and poignant screams passed through the rain curtain, bypassed the courtyard wall, and crossed the long streets and alleys, but the heart-rending sound was endless, not only because of the distance and the slightest dissolution, but because of the formation of a unique rhythm, in the dripping rain it seemed extremely exaggerated and weird. Shocked that the neighbors pushed open the windows and looked around, and the passers-by looked around cautiously and vigilantly, so shocked that Yu Haoxin thought that something had changed, and he rushed into the small courtyard in three steps and two steps when he had already walked to the door.

Jiang Li lay on the bamboo chair, rolling his eyes, writhing, jumping, and rolling desperately and in vain, all kinds of unreasonable postures matched with different tones of ahh If it weren't for the fact that Yu Haoxin had already been surprised by Jiang Li's almost masochistic demon magic, he would have thought that this guy had provoked the evil at this moment.

"Is this going to be big?" Yu Haoxin put the umbrella in his hand at the door along with the food box he was carrying, moved a small bench and sat under the eaves together, first looked at the gray cat who pretended to have fallen asleep suspiciously and respectfully, and then looked at Jiang Li with a worried face, and reminded seriously and carefully, "The neighborhood knows that we two big men live together, and it is always a little inappropriate for you to be called like this." ”

Okay, what's wrong.

Jiang Li stared at his eyes and gritted his teeth, and snorted hard, but he was out of breath, and a mouthful of blood foam did not fly into the distance as he wished, and then drew a beautiful arc and landed on that beautiful and annoying face, but it flowed down the corner of his mouth helplessly and hung on his neck.

Both of them were stunned. Jiang Li raised his sleeves viciously, thinking about how to save some face a little, but he didn't even have the strength to revive Yu Yong, oh howl and shook several times, and finally barely raised it under his chin, and wiped off the disgusting saliva indiscriminately.

"Dabao, you're getting old."

Yu Haoxin sighed and said with emotion, "In the past, I urinated in the wind, but now I wet my shoes in the wind!" ”

“……”

The spring rain is like oil, the bamboo chair is like a pot, and the one fluttering on it is the fish that has been newly thrown into the oil pot.

It's a pity that some soy sauce and green onions are missing.

Yu Haoxin opened the food box, respectfully and obediently placed the cold leaf wine and dried wind fish in front of the gray cat, and waited for the old man to eat it, then he tore a chicken leg into the box and stuffed it into the mouth of the fried fish.

The humming chirping sound suddenly disappeared, and the spring breeze and drizzle were quiet.

Seeing that guy's forehead was bruised, the whites of his eyes were rolling, and he could still chew two mouthfuls without delay, Yu Haoxin was so impressed that he threw himself to the ground, where is this not an ordinary person, he is simply not a person.

He took out another pot of wine from the food box, poured himself a glass, took a sip and said, "Lao Li has encountered some troubles." ”

Jiang Li muttered vaguely, and listened to Yu Haoxin pour himself a drink, and said, "Just what you heard in the Red Sleeve Building that day, today the Taishou of Nanjun personally came to the door to pick up people, and the two closed the door in the study, arguing so red-faced, and broke up unhappily, it seems that this matter can't be good." ”

Jiang Li continued to roll his eyes, thinking to himself what does it matter to me, even this senior sister is cheap, not to mention that she didn't take advantage of the loss of capital, it is difficult to cheapen others, and it is impossible to be a cow or a horse for that city lord.

There is no such grievance in the world.

Yu Haoxin pulled out the bone from between Jiang Li's teeth, stuffed another chicken leg into it, sighed and said, "In the past few days, people have eaten and drunk well, the so-called cannibalism has a short mouth, I think about going back to something, we should also do something." Well, if you don't speak, I'll say yes. ”

Jiang Li's throat moved up and down rapidly, struggling to say something, but he couldn't make anything except whining. Yu Haoxin took out a piece of cloth, helped him wipe the saliva from the corners of his mouth, and praised, "Dabao, you are really a jealous and hateful man, I haven't said anything yet, I am so excited." I really didn't make a mistake with you, a friend! ”

Yu Haoxin slapped his shoulder heavily, pressed Jiang Li, who was about to bounce, back to the bamboo chair, and poured a big sip with the wine jug on his head, exhaling with joy. When I turned around again, I saw that the guy kicked his legs and straightened up, leaving only two whites of his eyes facing him.

……

The spring rain is gradually quieting, and there are very fine rain wires mixed in the breeze outside the house, and you must be very careful to notice when you are blowing. The eaves are still dripping, intermittently with their own rhythm.

The two of them drank enough and ate their own food.

Jiang Li heard Yu Haoxin talk about the main point, sat up with a shocked face and said, "Is there really someone coming to rob the prison?" ”

Although there are always some cultivators who feel that they are closest to the way of heaven, they regard ordinary beings as dogs and worldly laws as grass mustard. But in Jiang Li's consciousness, he always felt that no matter how much he cultivated immortals, under the Heavenly Dao, they were all ants, and they were just a little stronger.

So when he learned that someone was so bold as to do something like robbing a prison that was enough to rob his family and destroy his family, he couldn't help but widen his eyes. Even when he heard that the person who might come to rob the prison was actually the Taishou Lord who was the head of this county, he showed a look of daylight, and said in amazement, "This is like digging your own ancestral grave, according to Lao Li's temper, it is absolutely unbearable." ”

"If you are smart, you should not know anything, let people rob you, and give you a favor. If you are cunning, you will transfer the prisoner to a place that no one knows about overnight, and God will not know it. If you are a little more ruthless, you will make a mistake overnight, and you will be a hundred. Yu Haoxin picked up the wine jug, stood upside down and shook it, and after confirming that there was not even a drop left in it, he sighed very unwillingly and asked, "Guess what kind of person Lao Li is." ”

Many things in this world can be contagious, laughter, yawning, and sighing. No matter how reluctant Jiang Li was in his heart, he still caressed his head, sighed heavily, and said depressedly, "What kind of person?!" In my opinion, Lao Li is not a person! ”

"Correct solution!"

Yu Haoxin gave a thumbs up and praised sincerely, "Lao Li came up and screamed in front of the Taishou, so he had to live in the prison by himself and watch how the Taishou robbed the prison." ”

Jiang Li looked strange, held back for a long time, and said, "This is a fool, it's only early spring, and there is still some time before the autumn. The skull is broken, and my senior sister doesn't care. ”

Lao Li's words have been released, even if he looks back and understands it, he will only go on hard. It's really fucking sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, a mouthful of spit and a mouthful of nails. Yu Haoxin scolded with a smile and said, "What kind of character is Sister Ru, she met Lao Li, this is called one thing and one thing." You also know that in Sister Ru's eyes, even if Lao Li farts, it is fragrant. ”

"Bah, I see that you Yu Haoxin met Cao Ru, so that's what makes one thing drop another. My sister farted, do you dare to say that it is not fragrant? ”

Jiang Li stood up with a snort, walked to the courtyard and stretched his waist twice. The air after the rain is fresh and pleasant, with the unique fragrance of flowers and herbs in spring, wandering in the meantime, the body and mind are drunk, and even the remaining wounds in the meridians feel less painful. Jiang Li was in a slightly better mood, and felt that he didn't need to be too entangled in these fragrant things, so he turned his head and asked, "So, Senior Sister let us go to prison together?" ”

"It's not us, it's you......" Yu Haoxin nodded and corrected with a smile on his face, "Sister Ru said that I still have some use, and I have to supervise Ning Jing's schoolwork." ”

“……”

Yu Haoxin ran out of the courtyard door with a crawl, and in a hurry, he even forgot to pack the food box and take it away, only to hear the vicious voice floating out behind him.

"Xiaoyu, turn back to the Red Sleeve Building for five days of wine, one less day and I'll be with you for !!"