Chapter 35: A Little Thing About Clothes

Talking about business?

None of what I just said is serious?!!

Jiang Li, who was sitting on the ground, and the gray cat, who was squatting and looking back, exchanged glances extremely quickly and carefully, and the shock and panic in each other's holes were about to overflow.

This aunt, can you finish it all at once, don't make a big breath.

"Of course there's business." The Seventh Elder held the big black umbrella that had never been put away in everyone's memory, and a slightly low and hoarse voice under the eaves of the umbrella sounded very textured, like the fine sand slowly sliding between her fingers, with a playful cuteness that she wanted to keep but couldn't keep, she chuckled and said, "I'm already out of balance with yin and yang, take a few glances at the program you prepared to regulate my body and mind, aren't these things serious?" ”

The gray cat almost laughed out loud when it heard this, and pointed its furry head up and down, thinking that good and evil would be rewarded in the end, so it took advantage of the gap between nods, and secretly grinned at Jiang Li from afar, and pinched its two silver fangs.

Boy, it's up to you this time.

Jiang Li raised his head violently, the clothes that were put on were extremely tight, and it was extremely difficult to stand up on his own when he sat on the ground, and when he heard the words of the Seventh Elder, his legs were even weaker, and he sat on the ground completely. His heart was thinking quickly, his face gradually showed a resolute look, and his fingers had slowly touched the row of buttons that were about to collapse at any time.

That's it, take off a few clothes and Elder Bo Qi is happy, this doesn't hurt the flesh and doesn't shed hair, what's the big deal. Maybe the Seven Elders will be happy, and it is not impossible that they can still get some benefits.

The gray cat just crouched in the corner, twitching with laughter. Just looking at the quiet surroundings, only I was happy there, and I always felt that there was a lack of atmosphere. The gray cat looked around cautiously, the schadenfreude smile still on his face, but he felt that his heartbeat seemed to suddenly become much faster, and the vigilance that he had never let go of became stronger and stronger.

A white finger stretched out from under the big black umbrella and whispered to the gray cat, but it was extremely strange. The gentle words seem to be spoken to the gray cat, but they fall on the ears of one person and one cat, but it is more like promulgating his will to the world as the master of this heaven and earth.

"Kitten, you take it off first."

“……”

The gray cat was about to cry. It's just that at this moment, it can't be allowed to lament the injustice of the world, or to think about the ancient people's hearts, let alone hesitate about anything, it jumped around violently, and didn't even look for the possibility of escaping for the first time, but squatted on its hind legs, turned into a gray lightning bolt and flew away, grabbing the red figure under the big black umbrella with one claw.

A few lacquer-like hairs on the neck, usually hidden in a puff of gray hair, are inconspicuous, but at this moment, the whole body is surrounded by lilac brilliance, shooting out at an extremely fast speed, but it is extremely dexterous in the air to flip and turn in circles, stabbing at the seven elders holding the big black umbrella from several extremely tricky angles.

All of this happened very suddenly. In an instant, the gray cat's figure had rushed under the black umbrella eaves, and several pieces of cat hair turned into swords, and they were about to land on the extremely bright red robe.

In normal times, the gray cat naturally behaved extremely cautiously and well-behaved, and did not dare to pose any offensive posture towards the Seven Elders. However, here and now, it is just a projection of divine consciousness, and it is naturally necessary to put it there to express respect for the seven elders, but if you really want to do it, even if you are not ten percent sure, there is still a seventy or eighty percent chance of winning.

The gray cat licked his lips, thinking that victory would eventually belong to the Elvis family, and his pride overflowed. As for the projection of the divine consciousness that broke up the Seven Elders, how to face the madwoman's anger when he turned around was not something that needed to be considered right now.

What will happen in the future, we will talk about it in the future.

I'm just a kitten, and what bad intentions can I have, and when the time comes, I'll sell a cute and soft clothes, and it's over.

The gray cat, which had already advanced under the umbrella, had already taken a step ahead of the natal cat's hair with its right paw, and it was about to scratch the waist of the Seventh Elder. But when he looked up, he saw a trace of an inexplicable smile on the delicate and lovely round face of the Seventh Elder.

The aura of heaven and earth under the big black umbrella suddenly boiled with extreme anger, and the red light that supported the small world was like countless tiny flames that were suddenly ignited, and the extremely hot and dry wind swept away the violent anger and suddenly appeared, as if it was going to ignite the entire space, and then blow it into countless ashes.

Feeling the smell of danger, the gray cat subconsciously wanted to stop, and then howled all the way to escape. However, it controlled the idea of fleeing with great difficulty, pressed the throbbing of the depths of its soul in the face of the pressure of heaven and earth, and stretched the tip of its claw forward with great force.

The raging fire was born out of thin air, and the fierce tongue of fire probably could not imagine that anyone would be so bold and provocative, so it carried extremely terrifying energy and flowed frantically and angrily under the black umbrella, and the flames that were so hot that they emitted a dazzling white light swayed violently, swallowing everything they could touch.

The girl in red held an umbrella in one hand and floated into the air by the wind, her long supple hair fluttering in the wind. The red figure stood in the middle of the raging fire, like an extremely stubborn wick, her frost-white and delicate jade feet stepped on the flames, looking indifferently at the world in front of her.

The square inch of the world under the umbrella has been completely ignited. Countless flames are linked together to form the strongest and wildest domain in the world.

"Whew......"

The gray cat let out an extremely exaggerated scream, and its whole body flew straight out from under the big black umbrella at a faster speed than when it rushed forward before, and fell heavily to the ground. It didn't try to stabilize its body in mid-air, but rolled on the ground several times in a row, barely extinguishing the countless tiny flames that jumped and climbed on its body.

The gray cat, which struggled to get up, habitually wanted to lick and comb the floating hair, so as to soothe his frightened and injured heart. Only then was he stunned to find that his fluffy and handsome gray hair had long been gone, and all of them had turned into a layer of charred black floating ash and adhered to the surface of the pink skin, and the color was extremely ugly and even more embarrassing. The smell of burnt meat wafted in the air, which made the gray cat feel heartbroken and did not dare to make the slightest mistake, and completely gave up the idea of resisting.

Knowing that this crazy woman is powerful, I didn't expect even a divine sense to be so powerful.

There's also heavenly reason.

"I thought there was a few taels of meat, but I took it off and looked at it, this figure, alas, I really don't have to say anything. Look at it, look at it, the fat belly is almost dragged to the ground, it's really spicy. The girl in red had slowly fallen to the ground, and the voice coming from under the black umbrella was extremely dissatisfied, and the comments were direct and spicy, and she didn't care about the shame and indignation of the gray cat on the side.

Seeing that the Seventh Elder turned around, Jiang Li, who had witnessed this tragic scene, was so frightened that his face turned pale. Uncle Gray Cat's body hair burned, and it looked like the battle was so big that it was bluffing, but in fact, it turned into ashes in a blink of an eye, and it burned out quickly. But in his own outfit, a big candle that is tightly pressed, if you don't do it, it's like lighting a sky lantern, and you have to peel off your skin if you don't die.

Thinking of this, Jiang Li trembled and unbuttoned his buttons, and shouted at the same time, "I'll take it off, I'll take it off." ”

The Seventh Elder frowned, thinking to himself that this Xiao Jiangli looked at the skin was acceptable, why did he take off his clothes, neither the shyness and timidity of the children depicted in the book, nor the ambition and pride of the eldest husband, but no matter how he looked at it, he was full of obscenity, and he couldn't help but be a little disappointed.

Her eyes rolled around, and she seriously proposed, "Xiao Jiangli, you also have to learn from a kitten to be a little backbone." ”

Backbone? Inexistent. What is backbone, and can it be eaten as a meal?

Jiang Li only shook his head non-stop.

"Otherwise, I'll take off yours, you take off mine!" The Seventh Elder's voice raised by more than a notch, obviously excited by the genius's suggestion for the stimulation of her own temporary intentions, she looked at Jiang Li and the gray cat's expressions that were about to drop their jaws in shock, and raised the extremely good-looking eyebrows, looking extremely satisfied.

Well, the more exciting the game, the better.

"Well, whether it's a stone or a flying sword, whatever you use, as long as you touch me, even if you win." The Seventh Elder pondered for a moment, explained the rules of the game he had formulated in detail, and finally couldn't forget to put on an extremely sweet and seductive voice and emphasized, "People will strip naked and show you." ”

The gray cat looked at the Seventh Elder and lifted the hem of his skirt upwards silently, revealing that there was no fat on the white and round calves, as smooth and lush as autumn lotus roots. The gray cat couldn't wait for a mouthful of old blood to spurt out, thinking to himself, Seventh Elder, you are also an old-timer who has been famous for a long time, and such shameless words and boring things can be said. When it looked back and saw Jiang Li's face contemplative, quite moved, and his two eyes were even more sparkling, and he only kept aiming at the jade feet of the Seventh Elder, he couldn't help but be stunned by this unbelievable scene.

The Sword Pavilion is full of madmen. The big madman dares to say it, and the little madman dares to think about it, it is really a perfect match.

But I saw Jiang Li's legs kicking hard, and his figure rose from the ground in the dust. Don't look at the whole person wrapped like a bloated fat ball, the speed of the real force running is not a little slower than that of the gray cat just now. In an instant, he had already taken several steps forward, but no matter how fast it was, the Seventh Elder didn't pay attention to it at all, the corners of his lips smiled slightly, and he was about to wave out a spiritual aura to seal it, but he didn't know what Jiang Li stepped on or tripped over, but it was an ouch, and he fell to the ground with an extremely exaggerated thud. Probably because he was wearing too much and too tight, this cloth ball not only couldn't stop after falling, but continued to roll and jump by inertia, and even a little faster than before.

The Seventh Elder laughed, a little surprised and amused.