Chapter Thirty-Seven: Those Awesome People

Listen, that's what people say.

Jiang Li reclined in mid-air, this posture seemed to be comfortable and comfortable, but it was very similar to which gentleman's boy in a hot and boring afternoon, undressed and naked, lying on a bamboo chair to enjoy a cool rest, and a well-behaved little maid tiptoe with a big umbrella to help him shade and escape the heat.

It's just that the prey tightly bound to this huge spider web doesn't think so, those filaments condensed by spiritual power, although they have been improved by the Seven Elders, are not as sharp as they imagined, but even so, they still leave purple-red fishnet-like strangulation marks on their bodies, crisscrossing and looking very scary. It's just that compared to the physical pain, Jiang Li felt that he had suffered a deep trauma in his soul, and this time he didn't live in the Red Sleeve Building for ten days and half a month, but he was afraid that the damage to the Dao heart would not be repaired again.

The two of them hid under the open umbrella, their heads facing each other, and their eyes were very close to each other. Jiang Li looked at the Seventh Elder's face that was as bright as a flower and as pure as jade, and smelled the elegant and tranquil fragrance emanating from the ends of her hair, and couldn't help but feel a little stunned when he was so close to a woman alone for the first time in his life. After a moment of embarrassment, there was still a lot of thought, thinking that the last time I was carried into the red-sleeved building by the girls, in fact, it was just a frolic between teenagers and children, how could I see the reflection in my eyes clearly at such a distance now, not to mention where this sudden slight panic came from.

Comparing the girls of the Red Sleeve Building with the Seventh Elder is naturally a little inappropriate. It's not because Jiang Li despised the girls' backgrounds in his heart, so he had some vulgar ideas. Instead, I felt that compared to the heavy makeup of the girls in the building on weekdays, the seven elders who never paid attention to dressing up and didn't know how to clean up themselves were a little disadvantaged. What's more, it's a different woman, the girl with red sleeves smiles as cute as a peach and plum, and the Seventh Elder, as long as she doesn't smile, she looks cute anywhere.

Thinking of this, Jiang Li couldn't help but look up at the opposite side. But seeing that the Seventh Elder's eyes flickered and wandered, he didn't dare to look directly at him, and his face showed a slightly embarrassed expression, as if there was something difficult in her heart that made her struggle.

The two under the umbrella, because of the momentary silence, the atmosphere became slightly subtle.

From this angle, you can clearly see that the Seventh Elder's slender and upturned eyelashes flutter slightly, and there are extremely fine fluff on the edges of the white and slightly rounded cheeks, like freshly ripe peaches, which make people want to get closer and take a bite. Looking at such a moving picture up close, Jiang Li suddenly felt that the grievances he had just suffered, and the anger in his heart seemed to have subsided a lot.

The years are quiet and the scenery is moving.

It's just that at this moment, even the most outstanding painter is difficult to keep it. Jiang Li sighed with emotion in vain, and raised his eyes to see that the Seventh Elder's eyes were empty at the moment, and the two plump lips were muttering something, but the voice was extremely subtle. Jiang Li was afraid that he would miss some important content, so he stretched his neck and pricked up his ears, and finally heard her self-talk clearly, and his face suddenly became extremely strange.

"Even the kitten has been stripped naked, what is this kid doing with a few pieces of rags for him, and it seems that I am timid and afraid that it will not work?"

"It's just that the knife is cut or burned, you have to pay attention to it, don't get hurt, this guy won't lift it again, and it's a trouble to rely on me."

Jiang Li only felt that his eyes were dark.

Where there is any quiet time, all those touching words have nothing to do with this crazy woman.

Sure enough, a man as strong as himself may fall from the sky, but it is impossible to drop a delicious pie. Thinking that he had some unrealistic thoughts about this most violent madwoman in the Sword Pavilion just now, was it really a bad brain?

Seeing that the Seventh Elder was muttering to herself, the whole person had not yet woken up from the wandering state, but a finger was eager to try, and the aura of heaven and earth was gathering and dispersing in her thin fingertips, and the tiny electric light crackled, revealing a hint of danger.

Thinking that Xiao Xiaojiang has not yet become a victorious general of the Red Sleeve Building, he is about to face an unknown but doomed tragic fate at this moment. Jiang Li was so frightened that his face was like earth, and he struggled desperately, but the invisible spider threads that evolved from those spiritual powers were not only extremely strong, but also full of toughness, no matter how you rolled and pulled, not only did not have the slightest opportunity to take advantage of it, but instead tightened it tighter and tighter, deeply embedded in the skin.

Jiang Li was so angry that he couldn't wait for a mouthful of old blood to spurt out.

It's just that blood can't be spit out casually, and even if it does, it may not make the Seven Elders feel pity and let him go.

Jiang Li was indignant, and a rare trace of ruthlessness appeared on his face. He didn't hesitate to think about anything, but immediately withdrew the control of the mind power on the sea of consciousness, allowing the dizziness caused by the previous tumbling and spinning to engulf himself again, and suddenly released the long-accumulated yuan force in the sea of qi for the first time, he did not guide these exuded yuan forces to point to a certain target outside the body, but just by these rough forces rampaging in his body, washing the Dao veins connected to the qi mansion, and colliding with the internal organs. Jiang Li's face turned pale, and the river and sea were turned in his belly, and the accumulated food that was almost squeezed out between the clouds in the sky was completely uncontrollable at this moment, rushing from bottom to top through the esophagus.

At this moment, the umbrella eaves are slightly raised, and the two are facing each other, very close.

Therefore, when those gastric juices with a rancid smell mixed with yesterday's food gushed out like a rushing river, looking at the confused eyes of the Seven Elders, the slightly open cherry mouth, Jiang Li's face suddenly turned extremely white, and at the same time, he had deep doubts about himself just now, whether he was blinded by lard, or the demon was intimidated, where did he really dare to spit out in the mouth of the Seven Elders.

If possible, Jiang Li would only like to suck all this vomit back into his mouth, and then chew and swallow it back into his stomach.

Death, this time it is a great death.

The gray cat peeping in the distance was deeply shocked, and regardless of the two front paws still in the mouth, he bit down hard, only to hear a crunch sound, and the pain made the gray cat's two lines of tears rush out, if it weren't for the two paws stuffed tightly in the mouth, it would have been a painful howl.

Uncle, it's not a dream, it's true!!

This kind of thing can also be true?!!

The gray cat's round eyes were about to fall out, and it stared at the man and woman under the big black umbrella, looking at the pool of filth that was about to fly from one mouth to the other in the next moment, and for the first time felt that it was a pity that he didn't speak human words, otherwise he must use the most cruel and gorgeous language to question or praise why the world is so perverted.

This is spit in the mouth of the mad woman of the Seventh Elder, just thinking about it, the gray cat trembles with excitement, its claws hold its chin tightly, forcibly suppressing its urge to howl, and the few hairs that are even more happy are swaggering around its neck, dancing without wind.

A moment is very short, but once there is an expectation, it often feels extremely long.

While the gray cat was suffering in waiting, an extremely loud and high-pitched scream pierced through the night sky and across the twilight, but it could never pass through the border to the outside world, so it could only stir up in the empty space within the barrier, thus appearing sharper.

The gray cat rolled its eyes a few times, almost fainting at the sudden pitch of sound.

No matter how talented the Seventh Elder is, how powerful and crazy he is, he is still a woman after all. Suddenly, he saw a bunch of foul-smelling vomit spraying in his face, and he didn't think about waving a piece of gas to block his side at the first time, or simply raising a flame to burn all these filth, but screamed loudly with an extremely harsh voice like all women in the mortal world meeting cockroaches.

Seeing that those disgusting filth were about to fall on her face, the Seven Elders finally came to her senses completely, her screams did not stop there, but suddenly rose a few more scales, like a dragon roaring above the Nine Nights, and like thunder roaring in the stratus clouds, driven by the vast and boundless surging sound, all the spiritual power scattered in the air was instantly extracted, and countless tiny particles gathered in front of the Seven Elders, like brilliant fireworks blooming extremely enchanting and gorgeous in the night sky.

The bewitching fireworks, the scorching light, reflected the eyes of the seven elders, cold as the surface of the lake in the cold winter, and the crazy flames burned at the bottom of this bottomless lake. Before all the filth in front of her eyes could get on her pink and silky face, it was broken down into the purest particles by the dazzling light in an instant. Her eyes were cold and fiery, and through the curtain of light, she crossed the void and landed on that stunned and shocked face. When she saw that the corners of Jiang Li's mouth were still stained with a few residues of vegetable leaf broth, she was stunned for a moment, and she actually came back to her senses from the verge of rage. Thinking that the scene in front of him was too disgusting, he frowned and decided to control his emotions before he really thought about how to deal with this stubborn Sword Pavilion disciple.

It's just that at this time, this annoying guy actually laughed like he was nothing.

The Seven Elders' frowning brows jumped slightly, thinking that if this guy hadn't been bound by himself and couldn't move, he should have knelt on the ground and begged for his forgiveness with a handful of snot and tears. Why did he make such an annoying laugh, was he really crazy, and he simply broke the jar and wanted to see his own means?

But seeing that guy shook his head with difficulty, he spat out a mouthful of dirty phlegm, and then reminded him very calmly, "Seventh Elder, don't forget our bet. ”

The Seventh Elder looked at him suspiciously, then followed his line of sight and landed on the hem of his dress. I saw that on the original bright red background, various indescribable colors were hung dotted. Only then did he realize that he was still a step slower after all, but he just protected his face, but let some fish that slipped through the net have an opportunity to take advantage of.

"I really can't remember the other colors, the black one should be a plate of black fungus I ate at noon." Thinking that he couldn't count the origins of those colors one by one, Jiang Li couldn't help but feel a little regretful, and he didn't forget to add a sentence at the end, "In addition to mutton soup, in addition to the mutton soup in Liu's shop, in fact, a few stir-fried dishes are also quite good, next time the Seventh Elder comes again, I will treat you." ”

"Shut up!!"

The voice of the Seven Elders was like a storm in the wasteland, roaring and full of anger, and the plump and lovely face was full of fierce expressions at the moment, but the round eyes were full of steam, and they were almost about to cry. So she hurriedly lowered the big black umbrella and hid all her emotions under the wide umbrella.

Although it is only a divine consciousness clone, it is connected with the ontological divine mind, and all the feelings are as if you have experienced it yourself. Therefore, the Seventh Elder, who was thousands of miles away, thought about the filth stained on his dress, and was unwilling to stay for a moment, and recalled his divine consciousness without hesitation.

The woman on the top of the snowy mountain is holding a black umbrella, and it seems that she has not completely detached herself from the memory of the doppelganger, and she always can't help but look at her feet, lest something appear on the other side that she doesn't want to see. She paced back and forth on the top of the mountain in great annoyance, snorting and cursing in her mouth, but unfortunately she was carried away by anger and her vocabulary was barren, and it was nothing more than a few boring words such as death and fuck off. The fluttering red skirt rolled up with the mountain wind hunting sound, and when it swayed, it fanned up a series of high-speed rotating wind blades, whistling from the folds of the skirt and sweeping into the distance, falling between the mountain walls in front of them, sweeping down the ice and snow that had not melted for thousands of years, driving the snow on the entire mountain to collapse and tumble all the way down, making a deafening roar.

The disciples of the Sword Pavilion who were concentrating on cultivation at each peak glimpsed them from afar, and they were all silent, and they even made up their minds to retreat for a year and a half immediately, so as not to accidentally bump into the Seven Elders who were in a bad mood.

The restraints disappeared suddenly, and Jiang Li, who fell to the ground on all fours, got up very unimaged in a painful snort, and looked up to the sky and laughed a few times, carefully sorted out a few pieces of rags on his crotch, and then foamed at the mouth and pointed to the distance and yelled, "Crazy woman, don't run, if you lose, you will cheat, next time I have to remove your clothes!" ”

Not far away, the gray cat master turned around, took out the two front paws out of his mouth, and made a five-body posture towards Jiang Li with a face full of adoration.

"That's awesome!!"