When I had breakfast the next day, Brother Zhang didn't see Dam, and Chip said that Dam had a fight with his wife last night, and Dam rode his wife to fight in the first half of the night, and woke up in the second half of the night.

Fifth Brother Zhang shook his head and sighed, and said: "It's shameful enough to beat a woman, but if you don't succeed in beating a woman, you will be beaten by a woman in turn, which is even more embarrassing." ”

Chip held back a smile and nodded vigorously.

Fifth Brother Zhang said: "Qipu, although you are not afraid of your wife, but you are not as kind as Damu, how can you go to convenience yesterday and never come back?" ”

Chip said cautiously, "Lord Prophet, I don't drink very well, and I was a little afraid to drink with you, so I found an excuse to slip away. I did not do this right, and if you punish me, I will have no complaints. ”

Fifth Brother Zhang saw that Qipu answered so frankly, so he didn't take it to heart, and said: "If you can't drink it, you can't drink it, you just tell the truth, why lie to me?" Don't do that next time. ”

Qi Pu couldn't help nodding, and said to Fifth Brother Zhang: "This time I got more than two hundred moose, do you want to choose one as a mount, I see that you are not very used to riding our white bear." ”

When the white bear runs, it is very bumpy to sit on it, and Zhang Wuge is not good at riding, so sometimes he would rather walk than ride on the back of the white bear.

Mei's eyes lit up, and she saw the people of the Yuzhenhou tribe riding on moose and shooting arrows, coming and going like a gust of wind, and she was very envious in her heart, so she wanted to try it too.

Chip took Zhang Wuge and Mei to a flat slope near the camp, only to see more than 200 moose divided into five or six groups, some drinking at the stream, some gnawing on the weeds under the snow, and occasionally a moose chirped, which caused a large group of moose to follow suit.

When Zhang Wuge was in the production team before, he worked as a livestock breeder for a while, and he had some experience in how to pick livestock, such as choosing mules and horses, and choosing long-legged ones with large skeletons and shiny fur.

Fifth Brother Zhang picked out a moose with an exceptionally strong body, and with a light press of his hand, the moose knelt down with four hooves. "Soft-footed shrimp, it shouldn't be of great use!"

Fifth Brother Zhang tried several moose in a row, but he couldn't withstand his push.

Mei said: "Fifth brother, can't these moose be ridden? ”

Fifth Brother Zhang frowned and said, if you ride to the mountains and rivers, it doesn't matter, but my nine-tooth nail rake has more than 500 catties, plus my weight, it is almost 700 catties.

Mei said, "If you don't like these moose, choose one for me first, my body is not as heavy as yours." ”

Fifth Brother Zhang picked a snow-white female moose, Mei jumped up, first slowly turned a few times, and then ran faster and faster, like a whirlwind, and took off the iron tire bow on his back, took the bow and arrows, and shot three arrows in a row, and the arrows were nailed to a big tree dozens of meters away in a zigzag shape.

"Good!" Fifth Brother Zhang couldn't help but cheer loudly.

Mei had never ridden a moose before, but she was a natural good rider, with two long legs between the ribs of the moose, and her body seemed to be glued to the back of the moose.

"Fifth brother, you can also ride up and try it!" The long rose chestnut hair fluttered, and he shouted loudly at Fifth Brother Zhang.

Fifth Brother Zhang found it interesting, so he also rode a moose, although there was no saddle stirrup, but these moose were used to being ridden by the Yuzhenhou barbarians, and they ran very smoothly, Fifth Brother Zhang was a little unaccustomed at the beginning, and then ran more and more smoothly, and gradually got used to this galloping madness, he felt for the first time that the speed also had such a fast effect.

Mei drove the moose to Fifth Brother Zhang's side, and the two of them walked side by side, unspeakably in love with each other, and unconsciously traveled a long distance.

is riding, there is a forest in front of it, there are weeds in the barren ditch everywhere, a few winding streams pass through the forest, Zhang Wuge is not good at riding, he fell off the back of the moose at a turning point, happened to fall on a mound, and his butt hurt deeply, Mei saw Zhang Wuge fall, he was anxious, and suddenly jumped off the moose, and pounced on Zhang Wuge's body, the two of them hugged each other, rolled seven or eight times before stopping, and couldn't help but look at each other and laugh.

Suddenly, I heard a sound of rustling, and I saw a big white snake with the thickness of a bucket coiled on a big tree not far away, with a body more than ten meters long, stretching out a forked letter, and two blood-red eyes were staring at Zhang Wuge and Mei.

"Snow python!" Mei was so frightened that she bent her bow and shot an arrow, but the scales of this snow python were thick and hard, as hard as a hundred refined steel, and the three-edged arrow was blown out by the scales. Mei shot several arrows in a row, but they didn't work, but it caused the snow python to become ferocious, slipped down from the tree, and snaked towards the two.

Although the snow python has no legs, it moves like the wind, and it is close in an instant. When Fifth Brother Zhang was young, he often caught snakes and roasted them, but they were all small snakes like cauliflower snakes, and he had never seen such a giant python, and now he was strong and had the secret weapon of yellow flames, so he was not afraid of snow pythons.

The snow python crossed its body, its head and neck were raised high, and the fangs in its mouth were open, and it bit at Fifth Brother Zhang fiercely.

Fifth Brother Zhang didn't dodge, as soon as he stretched out his big hand, he pinched the neck of the snow python between the electric light and flint, and with a slight force, the scales on the snow python's neck clicked.

The snow python took advantage of the situation, and its long body wrapped around Fifth Brother Zhang, and tightened it tighter and tighter, until it was about to strangle Fifth Brother Zhang alive. But Fifth Brother Zhang is now a copper muscle, no matter how hard the snow python tries, Fifth Brother Zhang only feels a little depressed, and he doesn't feel very uncomfortable.

"Fifth brother!" Mei pulled out the meteorite dagger at her waist, rushed up with a shout, and slashed at the snow python, slashing and stabbing at the scales, and sparkling a string of sparks on the scales, which could not hurt the snow python in the slightest.

"I'm not playing with you anymore!" Fifth Brother Zhang saw that Mei was very anxious, and with a sudden force, he broke free from the entanglement of the snow python, grabbed the tail of the snow python with both hands, and picked it up in a circle at once, the snow python weighed hundreds of catties, but in the hands of Fifth Brother Zhang, it was not much heavier than a leek, and after only seven or eight turns, the snow python's body softened. It turns out that all reptiles such as snakes and pythons have loose joints, and as long as they are caught and slammed a few times, the joints of the whole body will be loosened, and they will lose the ability to resist.

Fifth Brother Zhang stepped the head of the snow python into the snow with one foot, and said to Mei: "I heard that snake gall is a good medicine, and it is best to use it for wine, will you take snake gall bladder?" ”

Mei shook her head blankly, Fifth Brother Zhang straightened the body of the giant python, took Mei's meteorite dagger, like scraping fish scales, scraped the scales of the snow python scattered and flying, and after a short while, the snow python was shaved clean, Fifth Brother Zhang cut down the neck, took out the bloody heart and liver from seven inches, and tore off the fist-sized snake gall with one hand. "Good thing, there's a lot of bile!"

Fifth Brother Zhang was not too dirty, he grabbed the fishy snake gall and took a big sip, only to feel cold and bitter, the taste went straight to the brain, and said to Mei: "You can taste it too, eating snake gall can brighten your eyes!" ”

Mei watched Fifth Brother Zhang swallow snake gall bladder, and felt that he was even more barbarian than a barbarian, really a man among men, so she carefully tasted it, but she couldn't stand the taste of snake gall, and spit it out again, Fifth Brother Zhang laughed when she saw this.

Fifth Brother Zhang suddenly felt the yellow flame in his mind beat, his eyes flashed with yellow light, and he saw a transparent snow python in the air looking at him with its teeth and claws.

"Ouch, forget about this stubble!" Fifth Brother Zhang's mind moved, and the yellow flames more than two feet high floated above his head, and the soul of the snow python was swallowed with a slight circle.

Mei saw a yellow flame above Fifth Brother Zhang's head, she and Fifth Brother Zhang had been married for a long time, and she didn't feel surprised, but looking at Fifth Brother Zhang's dead face, her body couldn't help but tremble, like her expression on the bed.

"Dead ghosts! Shameless! Mei pinched Fifth Brother Zhang's arm fiercely, but she felt that her husband's skin seemed to be granite, and she couldn't pinch it at all.

Fifth Brother Zhang picked up a piece of snow python scales on the ground and said, "This thing is so hard, if it is strung together to make armor, it will be good." ”

Mei said: "Only the weak Phusar wears armor, and we barbarians never wear armor!" ”

It turns out that in the view of barbarians, only the weak need the protection of armor, just like small animals such as turtles and pangolins. In addition, barbarians are good at long-distance running, wearing armor, it seems heavy and cumbersome, so for thousands of years, barbarians have always relied on hard and strong muscles to resist the enemy's swords, guns and bows, in addition, barbarians are rough and sloppy, not good at making iron, making armor in their opinion, should belong to the unattainable black technology.

Fifth Brother Zhang touched the cold snow python scales and said, "The enemy is changing, and we have to change too." It's like when you were a kid crawling on the ground with your bare buttocks, aren't you wearing clothes now? ”

Mei laughed when Fifth Brother Zhang said it, gently punched him, and said, "You only crawled on the ground with your bare butt when you were a child!" ”

Fifth Brother Zhang looked at the blue sky and white clouds in the sky, and remembered that when he was a child, his parents were plowing in the fields, and he crawled around the ridges with his bare buttocks.

"I said the wrong thing, don't be angry." Seeing that Fifth Brother Zhang was not in a high mood, Mei hurriedly apologized.

Seeing Mei's cautious face, Fifth Brother Zhang waved his hand and said, "Put this snow python on the back of a moose, take it back and roast it to eat, and be careful when you are full, I will spank your ass!" ”

Mei nodded Fifth Brother Zhang's forehead and scolded: "Dead! I think about that little thing in bed all day long, and I don't know why Totem chose you! ”

Fifth Brother Zhang smiled, and the two couples returned to the tribe of the frost giants in a noisy manner.