Chapter 29: Bedding
Fifth Brother Zhang looked at the two tribes in the big tent and glared angrily, as if he was about to fight at any time, wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and said, "I want to fight, not fight!" Then he said to Giordanro and Harsh, "I see that neither of you is full, so it is better to compare whose appetite is greater!" After saying that, regardless of whether the two agreed or not, they picked up two large pieces of half-cooked roast venison from the table and threw them over.
Giordanro was stunned for a moment, what kind of routine is this? Could it be that the son of the totem has a deep meaning? But even if he wanted to break his head, he didn't think of any deep meaning of Fifth Brother Zhang.
"Why, don't you dare to compare with me?" Hash was simple-minded and found the contest very interesting, grabbing the roast venison and taking a big bite.
Seeing that Hash had taken the lead, Giordanro of course refused to show weakness, and devoured it in a big gulp, but his appetite was much worse than that of Hash, and he was very full after eating only five or six catties of venison, and it seemed that the meat had filled his throat.
Hash didn't care about it, and ate the roast venison in his hand in a few moments, Fifth Brother Zhang was happy to see it, and said: "The big belly can be accommodated, and the amount of food is not scheming!" Hash, can you still eat? β
Hash said quietly: "I'm not afraid of death, what's the point of eating a few pieces of venison!" β
Fifth Brother Zhang walked off the field, took a large piece of roasted deer back for Hash, and personally took a bag of deer milk wine and handed it to him. "Do you know how to drink?"
Hash nodded, took Fifth Brother Zhang's wine and meat, sat on the ground and ate it like no one, and after a while, he ate it cleanly.
Fifth Brother Zhang patted Hash's shoulder and said, "Your belly is really unambiguous, Giordanro is not as good as you, this one is your victory!" Seeing that the leather robe on Hash's body was a little shabby, he took off the coat he was wearing and gave it to Hash, and said, "This is for you!" β
Even if Hash is simple-minded, he also feels the great love of Fifth Brother Zhang for him, this is the great totem son, the existence of trembling when he stomps the whole wasteland, gives him wine and meat with his own hands, and gives him clothes, which is the supreme glory for the barbarian. Although Hash is infinitely powerful, he has a straightforward and dull temperament, and is not liked by the leaders and elders, and has never been so promoted in the Yuzhenhou tribe.
Hash held the big coat given by Fifth Brother Zhang, stayed for a long time, and suddenly cried with a big grin. "Since my mother and father died, you are the best person for me, I will follow you in the future, as long as I live, I will never let the bad guys hack you to death with a knife, stab you with a spear, shoot you to death with an arrow, if my words don't count, let me become a shell, and eat dung every day in the next life!"
Fifth Brother Zhang likes the naΓ―ve and naΓ―ve Hash, just this body, there is no need to raise cattle for farming in the future, if this guy puts on a plough, it is estimated that he can do more than the old cow, and he is really a strong laborer.
Gurung didn't like Hash, this fool often didn't choose what to say, which annoyed him, seeing that he was going to follow Fifth Brother Zhang, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and finally sent this plague god away, and said to Fifth Brother Zhang: "Great totem son, Hash's ability is first-class in our Yuzhenhou tribe, if he can follow your side, it is also the honor of our entire tribe." β
After hearing this, Fifth Brother Zhang beat the chest of Hash with his fist, like beating a drum, making a clanging sound, and said, "You follow me, are you afraid of hardship and suffering?" β
Hash said: "I am in the Yuzhenhou tribe, and everyone thinks of me as a fool, but in fact, I am not stupid at all. As long as you treat me as a human being, don't say that you suffer hardships, even if you cut off my head, I am willing. β
Fifth Brother Zhang laughed when he heard this, so he asked Hash to sit beside him. Hash refused, and after saluting Fifth Brother Zhang and Mei, he stood behind the two of them with a majestic attitude, looking like no one should enter.
Gurung rolled his eyes in anger, thinking to himself, Hash, you bastard, don't you say this in public, doesn't it seem that I am narrow-minded? However, Hash is now considered to be Fifth Brother Zhang's person, and he is helpless, so he has to drink one cup after another.
Giordanro was secretly shocked in his heart, the son of the totem was so handsome, and in an understatement, he resolved a dispute, and undressed and fed Hash in public, such a grand courtesy, now it is to tell Hash to die a thousand times and ten thousand times, and he must be willing. Giordanluo originally had a little strange thoughts in the depths of his heart, but now he has disappeared without a trace, and he thinks that the little tribal leader is nothing, but he is just a frog at the bottom of the well, and with a big hero like Zhang Wuge, why can't he leave his name in history, maybe thousands of years later, when the barbarians sing the praises of the son of the totem, they will also sing about my deeds.
Just now, the clansmen of Shengxi Ling and Yu Zhenhou were tense, and when they saw Fifth Brother Zhang deal with it like this, they all felt close, and the atmosphere in the big tent eased down suddenly.
In the sound of drums, more than a dozen scantily clad dancers walked into the tent and danced, their waists and limbs gripped, their skin delicate and white like curd. Sometimes he caresses his chest and buttocks with both hands, makes a posture of untying his clothes and throwing himself into his arms, sometimes twists his waist and swings his hips, and his body rotates like a butterfly, and the beauty is looming.
In the big tent, the milk tide is rolling, and the hips are surging.
Although Fifth Brother Zhang is no longer the first brother, since he was born, He has never seen such a fragrant dance, and his face was red for a while, and his nosebleed almost burst out. Mei saw that Fifth Brother Zhang's eyes were fixed, and his face was as angry as frost, but it was not good to attack in front of everyone, if his eyes could kill, Fifth Brother Zhang had been cut by Mei's gaze.
Although Kuishan, the great elder of the Yuzhenhou tribe, is old, he is strong but not weak, like a lion who chooses people and devours people, seeing the appearance of Fifth Brother Zhang, he is secretly happy in his heart, it seems that what kind of big hero can't resist the temptation of beauty. After Kui Shan stood up and saluted Fifth Brother Zhang, he smiled and said to the two leading dancers: "Sheri, Susu, you two go to serve the distinguished guests. β
The two girls were one or two years younger than Mei, their faces were young and immature, but their figures were exquisite, and they floated to Fifth Brother Zhang's side like a puff of smoke, one beat his legs, and the other pinched his shoulders. Fifth Brother Zhang enjoyed the blessings of all the people, only felt that their little hands were soft and tender, and when they touched it, they felt a burst of numbness, and smelled the faint virgin fragrance on their bodies, and sneezed several times in a row.
Kui Shan said to Fifth Brother Zhang with a respectful face: "The two of them, Sheli is my youngest daughter, and Su Su is my granddaughter, both of whom are not yet married, and they will sleep tonight, I hope they will not stain the eyes of the guests!" β
Barbarians have a tradition of letting their wives and daughters accompany guests, but for ordinary guests, Kuishan will not offer his flower-like Sheli and Su Su, only a distinguished guest like Fifth Brother Zhang can let him serve it with his hands willingly, and he has to worry about whether people can see it
Mei sat next to Fifth Brother Zhang, watching Sheli and Su Su be courteous to her husband, but there was nothing she could do. A big hero like Fifth Brother Zhang, even if he sleeps with a bride every night, it is a matter of course, and as the husband's first wife, not only can not be jealous, but must feel honored, the more wives the husband marries later, the more he can prove the greatness of the husband. Of course, only the children born to the eldest woman are eligible to inherit the husband's family business, and the eldest woman also has the power of life and death in front of the other wives, and if the husband is not at home, then the eldest woman is the head of the family.
Mei was bitter in her heart, and she didn't have a good seizure, so she took a knife to cut the flesh and cut a deer tendon one by one.
Fifth Brother Zhang fell into the gentle countryside, looked left at the gentle and quiet house, and looked at the playful and lovely Su Su to the right, and couldn't help frowning, if these two little goblins were married, what should they be called in the future? Sheli is Su Su's aunt, Su Su is the niece of Sheli, and Fifth Brother Zhang is going to be their husband, should he be called aunt or niece? It's that when I saw Kuishan, from the house, I should call my father-in-law, and if I talk about it from Susu, it seems that I should call my grandfather, isn't this all messed up?
"On the deer blood wine!" Kuishan saw that Fifth Brother Zhang was noncommittal, thinking that he had fallen in love with Sheli and Su Su, and his old face smiled like a chrysanthemum, and his wrinkles were all smiling.
Deer blood wine can replenish weakness and strengthen the body, is the favorite of the elders, although Fifth Brother Zhang is young and strong, but the second daughter fights at night, it is still good to drink a little to help the fun.
Fifth Brother Zhang looked at the deer blood wine brought in front of him, smelled a strong bloody breath in his nose, and woke up suddenly. "The sugar-coated cannonball of the Yuzhenhou tribe is really powerful, and I almost made a mistake." looked at Mei apologetically, pushed the house and Su Su away, and said, "I already have a wife, and I don't need other women to sleep, so I'll be exempt from this." The wrestling of your Yuzhenhou tribe is very good-looking, but this dance is not good, good people see it, and it is easy to become bad people, I don't think you will dance like this in the future! β
Sheli and Su Su were pushed aside by Fifth Brother Zhang, like chicks startled by thunder, hugging a pear blossom and sobbing with rain, which made people feel pity when they saw it. But Fifth Brother Zhang didn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, on the contrary, there were some crooked and crying girls, after thinking about it, he still liked a heroic girl like Mei, and he didn't like red clothes and arms, this is what a girl should look like.
Mei saw that Fifth Brother Zhang was pulled out of the gentle township, her heart was happy, and she caught a glimpse of him looking at herself with a smile on her eyebrows, and she couldn't help but feel warm in her heart, so she took the initiative to hold her husband's hand and said in a low voice: "If you like it, you can accept the two of them, I won't be unhappy." β
Fifth Brother Zhang was blessed at this time, and in the face of this proposition, he blurted out: "There are a hundred such women, not as good as you, so forget it!" β
Mei was happy in her heart, and she couldn't hold back for a while, so she laughed, her eyes like a crescent moon, shining with moving light.
Kuishan was extremely embarrassed at this time, his head was full of sweat, neither advancing nor retreating, he really didn't know what to do, and looked at the leader Gurung as if he was asking for help, Gurung was annoyed that he didn't say hello, so he took it upon himself to offer his daughter and granddaughter, and when he saw him embarrassed, his heart was happy, and he pretended not to see Kuishan's gaze, and only cared about drinking.
When everyone was silent, Gu Bai came out of the crowd and said: "The great totem son is invincible, why should he refuse two delicate girls?" They won't even be able to hold a knife, so they won't be the slightest threat to you. Besides, if this matter spreads, others will look down on them, and they will have no face to live anymore. If these two girls die, some stupid people will inevitably think that the great totemic son killed them, and this hurts your merciful name, right? β