Chapter 203: There is a story of a monk

Gongsun Yi became the holy daughter of the Golden Blood Clan, so all men who had a relationship with him had to die...... What kind of logic is this?!

Shen Kun felt an evil fire in his heart, and at the same time there was a little doubt - he was sent to the Kyushu Continent by the sweeping monk, so there is no doubt that the immortal realm of the Kyushu Continent is the same as the immortal realm on the earth, and they are all under the jurisdiction of the same group of immortals. In other words, the Kyushu continent and the earth are two different planes under the management of the same immortal realm.

Well, many historical terms on the Kyushu continent coincide with the earth, which is enough to prove this.

However, since it is the same fairy world, the sweeping monk should take care of himself behind the fairy gate, with his old man, why does the night family representing the immortals dare to deal with himself?

Could it be ...... Celestial...... Something went wrong!?

Shen Kun suddenly stirred up, and then buried this idea in the bottom of his heart, burying it deeply, deeply...... The matter of the gods is not something he can imagine.

"Brother Ming, I'm very satisfied with your answer!" Shen Kun's small eyes narrowed, "Now is the last question, what do you say I should do with you?"

"Kill me, it's your best choice!" Mingbo, who was poisoned by [***], said calmly.

"That's a pretty good suggestion......"

Shen Kun smiled and picked up a spirit talisman, and at this moment, Xuan's hearty laughter reached his ears, "Are you thinking about what to do with Ming Cheng?"

"Yes!" Shen Kun shrugged: "Brother Ming suggested that I kill him, and I had to accept it!"

"Amitabha!" Xuan Idiot commiscifully shouted a Buddha name, and said compassionately: "The benefactor of Mingcheng is already an old man in his last years, and it is too cruel for you to kill him, so it is better to use some kind methods." ”

"What do you mean, dude......"

Xuan Idiot smiled slightly, the intoxicating smile made people's hearts ripple, and then he took out a dozen small pills from his sleeve, first swallowed a few yellow ones for Ming Cheng, said a few words in his ear, and then gave him a few green ones, and finally patted Ming Cheng on the back, and said with a smile: "You are a smart person, you know what to do, right?"

"Xuan Idiot, you are worthy of the name of the Poison Buddha!"

Mingcheng seemed to be sober, gritted his teeth and scolded angrily, and then walked away without looking back.

"Oh, what have you done, dude?" said Shen Kun in surprise.

"The poor monk just cured his [***] poison and told him to do whatever he had to do, only in this way will the Ye family not find out that you already know about their conspiracy!"

Xuan Idiot smiled kindly, "Of course, in order to ensure that Ming Cheng is obedient, the poor monk gave him another small pill called the Three Corpse Gu Poison...... Good, good, if Ming Bo dares to disobey the poor monk's wishes, the poor monk's small pill will make his intestines rotten, his heart and liver shattered, and he will become a living dead zombie......"

“......”

Shen Kun smacked his lips, and it took a long time for a sentence to come out, "It's worthy of being a poisonous Buddha!"

"Good, good!" Xuan Idiot and Eleven smiled, laughing lightly and calmly, making the surrounding female surnames can't help but let out a series of amazing screams.

Seeing Ming Cheng leave, Shen Kun suddenly had a headache.

According to the reincarnation steps of Shakyamuni, he must also take Shakyamuni's body and magic weapon to enter the poisonous bone cave to visualize, but Shakyamuni's corpse has been smashed by Mingcheng with a slap, and mixed with the five-colored stone and the green dragon knife.

"Well, I have to give it a try!"

Sighing helplessly, Shen Kun beckoned to the Poison Buddha Xuan Idiot, "Brother Xuan Idiot, let's go, go and help your senior brother reincarnate, and tell me on the way by the way, what is your situation, and what happened to my family Ah Fu?"

Xuan Idiot walked into the poisonous bone cave with a faint smile, and spoke slowly.

The story of the Poison Buddha is, in short, four words...... Evil awe-inspiring!

...... Amitabha, the poor monk is called a mystery.

There are many people who are afraid of the poor monks and call the poor monks poisonous Buddhas, but that is because they don't understand the poor monks, and if you know the poor monks, you will find that the poor monks are not only not poisonous, but they are very compassionate monks.

The poor monk is 25 years old...... Please don't say anything about the poor monk who has been dead for twenty-six years, how can he be only twenty-five years old, because the poor monk was only twenty-five years old when he died, and since then, the poor monk will always be twenty-five years old, twenty-five years old in the prime of youth, and twenty-five years old in the unruly and unruly.

When it comes to the twenty-five years of life experience of the poor monk, it is actually not complicated.

It was about five years old...... Or six-year-old...... Alas, the poor monk can't remember clearly, anyway, since the day the poor monk was sensible, he lived in a place called Nuwa Palace.

For the vast majority of the time, Nuwa Palace is a very dazzling and cool place for poor monks, and it is full of beautiful nun sisters, big sister Xuan Ming, second sister Xuan Zi, and third sister Xuan Long...... They are all so beautiful and eye-catching, the poor monks are held in their arms every day, kissing their cheeks, touching their faces, and hiding in the quilt at night to sniff quietly, and their bodies are full of the fragrance left by their sisters.

The poor monk likes this taste very much, so in order to let the sisters hug and kiss more, the poor monk learned to please all kinds of sisters: for example, the eldest sister often has a straight face, looking like an old antique that no one is close to, and the poor monk reads the scriptures seriously in front of her, and honestly recites the scriptures; for example, there are several small gaps on the front teeth of the sixth sister, which must be the evidence of the crime left by the perennial eating of melon seeds, so the poor monk often secretly goes down the mountain to get her a few large bags of snacks...... In this way, the poor monk gradually became the most adorable child in Nuwa Palace, and his sisters often praised the poor monk like this - Xuan idiot, this kid, who knows how to please all kinds of women at the age of six or seven, is not a romantic scourge when he grows up!

Scourge?

Cut!

Poor monks just like to be hugged and kissed by women!

However, it is not wrong to say that the poor monk is a scourge, at least, every time the stinky boy of Xuan Ku sees the poor monk lying in the arms of his sisters and eating fragrant incense, he will inadvertently shed two lines of envious nosebleeds...... From this point of view, the poor monks often caused the men of the Nuwa Palace to lose too much blood.

Of course, the poor monk is compassionate, so whenever Xuan Ku loses too much blood, the poor monk will run to beg the senior sister - big sister, Xuan Ku hid on the beam of the house to peek at you, and he also had a nosebleed, can you give him a little bullwhip to make up for it?

When he said this, the poor monk would innocently lift the collar of the eldest sister, glance at the two towering balls inside, and then ask extremely innocently: What is strange, is there anything to see here? Why does Xuan Ku often hide on the beam of the house and peek?

Then, the matter of Xuan Ku being beaten with a hundred leather whips by his eldest sister has nothing to do with the poor monk...... Well, the above are the stories of the big people in Nuwa Palace, now let's talk about the small people in Nuwa Palace.

Well, let's talk about the two young ladies who serve the big sister...... The women of Nuwa Palace are very pitiful, these two young ladies often hugged the poor monk and cried, and whispered, little Xuanzhi, the son of Nuwa Palace is too bitter, we are not allowed to talk to men, we are not allowed to be close to men, and even if we hold hands with men, we will be cut off by the master of Xuanming...... Alas, we are also women, and we need to be loved by men, are you right?

At that time, the poor monk was only six or seven years old, and he did not know how to answer such an esoteric question, so he had to tell the two young ladies...... Little ladies, what do you mean by love?

Don't mess around!

You're only six years old!

The young ladies pushed away the poor monk with a smile, and did not forget to instruct, by the way, little Xuanxuan, don't tell the master of Xuanming what the sisters said just now, otherwise the sister will be beaten to death...... Many years later, the poor monk understood why the young lady would say such things to the poor monk - a woman who wants to be dissatisfied always has to find someone to talk to and complain a few words, and the poor monk who is only six or seven years old is naturally the best listener...... But at that time, the poor monk didn't understand this, after listening to the complaints of the young ladies, after seeing their tears, the poor monk's compassion attacked, and he told them righteously - sister, the idiot will definitely not say it, and the idiot must love you!

Six years later, the poor monk really 'loved' them...... And the two young ladies still have a lot of sisters who need to be 'loved', such as Sister Zijuan who serves the second sister, Sister Xinrui who sweeps the floor in the backyard, and Sister Lanxin who raises flowers...... Under the bridging of the two young ladies, the poor monk with great compassion and fearless dedication, risked being picked up by the big sister Xuan Ming and cramped these sisters one by one...... Well, well, I can't say any more, or the sisters will blush...... Let's be serious!

Let's just say that the poor monk's martial arts are good.

The martial arts of Nuwa Palace come from the gods, so the management is very strict, except for the eldest sister Xuan Ming, others who want to learn martial arts need to go through a lot of god certification...... Let's just say that my senior brother Xuanzhen Shakyamuni, he studied in Nuwa Palace for 20 years, and in the end he only got three sets of martial arts, even so, he has already obtained one of the few people with the most martial arts.

As for how many sets of martial arts the poor monk has obtained...... It is a pity that the poor monk is a monk who is not recognized by the gods, and there is no god who gives the poor monk martial arts.

But it doesn't matter, the gods don't love it, the poor monks still have the love of many young ladies! Seeing that the poor monks are not recognized by the gods, the young ladies have asked their relatives to pass it on, Sister Zijuan passed on a set of palm techniques to the poor monks, Sister Lanxin passed on a set of leg methods to the poor monks, and Sister Xinrui passed on a set of internal skills to the poor monks...... Under the education of many young ladies, the poor monk soon became one of the most powerful masters in the Nuwa Palace.

Of course, the most powerful thing for poor monks is pharmacy!

As for the origin of this pharmacy...... Alas, it was when the poor monk was twenty years old, and that year, a sister came to Nuwa Palace to visit Xuanming's eldest sister...... The beauty of this sister who called herself Lady Water made people stop breathing unconsciously, even if all the sisters that the poor monk loved were combined, they were not as good as one of her little fingers.

At that time, the poor monk was already a young man who had loved many sisters, was called a veteran of flowers by the young ladies, and his face was almost bewitching.

Sister Zijuan, who often goes out, once said that with the face of a poor monk, as many women as you want, you can easily get them as long as you hook your fingers...... So, what will happen to a noble lady who has captivated the country and the city, after meeting the poor monk, a merry monk?

(To be continued)