"Don't move!"

Zhang Xuebing raised his hand to block his hand, "This thing is very fierce, you don't bite people!" ”

According to local folklore, soft-shelled turtles bite people and do not let go!

The uncle retracted his hand as if he had been electrocuted, and looked at Zhang Xuebing with slanted eyes, "Twelve and one pounds, I want both!" ”

"Don't sell the counteroffer!"

"Heaven and earth are passing by in a hurry...... Why don't you take a chic walk......" Zhang Xuebing leaned on the trunk of the tree, hummed a pop song, and didn't care about this anymore.

The uncle took out a box of 555, lit one himself, and handed one to Zhang Xuebing, "Let's smoke a big one!" ”

In this day and age, there are not many people who can afford to smoke imported cigarettes!

Zhang Xuebing has seen a lot of this kind of person in later generations, he is not without money, he just wants to take advantage of it, the more you give in, the more he has to make inches, but he can't get used to it!

Zhang Xuebing grinned and showed his snow-white teeth, "I haven't learned, you're welcome!" ”

The uncle saw that this fishmonger did not enter the oil and salt, and wanted to leave, but after thinking about it, he came to see the leader himself, and the things he brought were a little thin.

Not only did he not leave, but he was also sticky, "I said, little brother, you sell for nearly twenty-one catties, who can afford it, why don't I give you another thirteen yuan?" ”

Zhang Xuebing held back a smile in his heart, and deliberately tightened his face, "Uncle, I am Miss Kuo who opens a kiln, not to make money, but to have fun, and not to sell it!" ”

The uncle angrily went to the side of the road, spewing clouds and mist, but he just didn't leave, thinking in his heart that he would bargain when the other party didn't open.

However, it backfired, and before Zhang Xuebing's song "Walk Away in Style" was finished, two young women came over from outside.

They were all in their twenties.

A man in a white coat should be a doctor.

In addition, the girl was wearing a pale green dress, carrying a denim schoolbag on her shoulders, a long ponytail was lively and smart, her duck egg round cheeks were set off by a pair of black-framed glasses to show a bit of youthful student temperament, and her slender waist was filled with a strong youthful taste.

It's obvious that this is a heart-warming young girl.

The two of them stopped leisurely and stopped to listen to Zhang Xuebing's singing.

To be honest, Zhang Xuebing's singing voice is not beautiful, but with a ruffian, but this song made him sing with a cynical chic taste, and the two women listened to it very devotedly.

"I don't know how much sorrow there is in the world, why not go back in style!"

When he finished singing the chorus, the faint sadness melted away with the weather, and time and space seemed to stand still, and the female doctor suddenly asked, "What kind of song is this, why haven't you heard it?" ”

Zhang Xuebing remembered that this song was sung by Ye Qianwen, probably in the past two years, but it was popular on the streets and alleys back then, could it be that Lishan County was closed and had not been passed on?

Since he didn't appear, he couldn't talk nonsense, he thought for a while and said, "I went once, I heard a friend sing it, so I wrote it down!" ”

"Can you remember all the lyrics?" The eyes of the girl in green behind her glasses flashed with shyness and excitement.

I listened to this song hundreds of times in my last life, and of course Zhang Xuebing can remember it, "I don't know how to stave, I can remember the tune and words!" ”

"Great, can you write it down for me?" The girl took down the denim schoolbag from her back in a little panic, took out a pen and paper, and looked at Zhang Xuebing, who was a head taller than her.

Yes, being idle is also idle, so it should be fun to help others, Zhang Xuebing hummed a tune and lowered his head to write the lyrics in his notebook.

The girl approached, tilted her head and listened intently to the tune hummed by Zhang Xuebing, frowning slightly and pursing her lips, as if she was fascinated, which showed how much she liked this song.

Halfway through hearing this, she suddenly took out another notebook and began to write and draw on it.

The elegant and timeless fragrance penetrated into her nostrils, Zhang Xuebing subconsciously tilted her head to see that she was drawing a stave, presumably this girl is a music major, otherwise ordinary people really can't understand these little tadpoles.

took the small book with the lyrics written, and the girl in green put it in her bag like a treasure, and her cheeks, which were as white as mutton fat jade, turned red with excitement.

"Thank you, you have such a good memory, you only remembered it after listening to it once, which means that you have musical talent!"

In a few days, the streets will be full of this song, and I have listened to it hundreds of times, okay, just this broken gong voice and musical talent? Zhang Xuebing's old face was red, and he didn't deny it, after all, everyone likes to listen to compliments.

The corners of the girl's mouth curled, revealing her white teeth and smiling sweetly, "How can I thank you?" ”

"Mean, you're welcome!" In the face of such an innocent girl, Zhang Xuebing didn't have the idea of a philistine, and waved his hand magnificently.

Suddenly, she saw the soft-shelled turtle hanging on the handlebar of Zhang Xuebing's car, "Ah, do you sell fish, I'll buy one of you!" ”

The female doctor next to him also said, "The soft-shelled turtle is a big supplement, just to make soup for my uncle, hey, how much money is your fish?" ”

Without waiting for Zhang Xuebing to speak, the uncle who had been squatting next to him for a long time snorted coldly, "This fish is expensive, twenty-one catties!" ”

The two women were also stunned for a moment when they heard this price, and looked at Zhang Xuebing together.

Zhang Xuebing glanced at the man, "Don't listen to his nonsense, how can there be twenty?" Nineteen yuan and eighty-one pounds! ”

The female doctor thought that Zhang Xuebing was deliberately raising the price by coercing Entubao, and her face was unpleasant, so she pulled the girl in green and said.

"The soft-shelled turtle on the market is only a few dollars a catty, and he has risen tenfold, Xiaomin, let's not buy it!"

The girl in green took out a fifty bill from her pocket, looked at Zhang Xuebing indifferently, and said timidly, "Then, I want a small one!" ”

"It's not that I deliberately sell it at a high price, this is a rare mountain turtle, it has a good effect on many diseases, if you don't really need it, you don't need to buy it, after all, it's just a song, and you don't need to thank me!"

This can be regarded as an opening, but Zhang Xuebing explained while weighing and collecting money, and the province made people misunderstand!

"Oh, my dad was hospitalized, just to make up for him, it's not a special thank you, don't get me wrong!"

"Hey, forget it, just buy it!" The female doctor stretched out her hand to take the trumpet turtle, turned her head and said to Xiao Min, "I'll go back to the dormitory and cook the soup and send it to my uncle, you go and accompany him for a while!" ”

"Sister Jing, I'm really bothering you this time!" Before leaving, Xiao Min turned his head and smiled at Zhang Xuebing, "Thank you for the song!" ”

The female doctor waited for her back to disappear at the end of the road before turning around and going back to the dormitory, turning around and giving Zhang Xuebing a blank look, and muttering a few words in a low voice.

The clear person is self-purifying, Zhang Xuebing doesn't need to care about other people's opinions, he still leans on the trunk of the tree and hums and walks in a chic way, opening up, and he is in a good mood!

"What about fifteen pounds?"

The uncle pointed to the remaining big turtle, "Young man, if you have the remaining one, sell it to me cheaply, how good it is to go home early after taking the money, and save the sun here!" ”

Zhang Xuebing smiled, "I am deficient in calcium, so I should take more sun and supplement calcium!" ”

The uncle rolled his eyes angrily, "Hmph, don't think that selling one is a good sign, I see, you are back to the light, it is difficult to open again today!" ”

"If you can't sell it, you can take it home to make soup, supplement calcium and kidneys, and replenish collagen!" Zhang Xuebing was angry and didn't pay for his life.

"You, you ......" the uncle was speechless.

Just as the two were arguing, the female doctor just now hurriedly walked over from the dormitory area, followed by five or six people.

Zhang Xuebing was stunned for a moment, looking at this posture to fight?