Xiao Qi grinned, retreated, and closed the door with his hand.

Wei Jie took out the fairy wine and said to the two beauties: "This wine is too easy to get intoxicated, today we advocate drinking less and eating more vegetables." You see how beautiful this dish is, and the aroma is tangy, and you will have a great appetite when you look at it.

Of course, it's also very boring to eat a lot of stuffy, and you still need a little bit of proper entertainment, what do you two say? ”

Xiuning and Wen Qian were interested and agreed, Xiuning said: "I won't redo the show I did last time, let's have something fresh." ”

Wen Qian: "Let's guess the riddle, how about it?" Elegant and vulgar sharing. ”

Xiuning: "Okay! I'll start with the question, you guess: a fire broke out outside the East Gate. One person was burned to death in the door, and eighteen women rescued him, and three points of water were sprinkled on the west gate. One word at a time, four words. ”

Wen Qian thought for a while but didn't come up with it. Xiu Ning asked Wei Jie proudly, "I don't know." ”

Wei Jie smiled: "These children play with things, too vulgar, not a little challenging. ”

Wen Qian: "Husband, if you don't brag, your mouth won't be good enough, right?" ”

Wei Jie: "Your husband is so useless, I'm not bragging, I'm not doing it." ”

Wen Qian thought that Wei Jie couldn't guess it, and deliberately scared the two of them, so she said to Wei Jie: "It doesn't matter if he is vulgar or mediocre, as long as you tell the riddle, I will drink three glasses in a row, if you don't answer, I'm sorry, I will be fined six glasses of wine." ”

Wei Jie: "A word is a certainty!" ”

Wen Qian: "No repentance." ”

Wei Jie: "Okay, Xiuning testifies." ”

Xiuning: "I testify!" ”

Wei Jie: "Wen Qian's wife, you heard clearly: the meat is good and the wine is good." To be honest, this riddle is a bit vulgar, but it still fits the current situation and is appropriate. ”

Wen Qian suddenly realized, Xiuning was surprised. The two of them thought at the same time: I can't see it, this guy still has a little ink in his stomach.

Usually, when I see that he has a good mouth, I just think it is a bamboo shoot in the mountains, with a thick skin on the tip of his mouth and a hollow belly. I didn't expect it to be a bit real.

Last time, he split words, ligated words, and composed poems, all of which made him come out on top, and it seems that this guessing will make him win again.

Wen Qian was in a hurry, and hurriedly said: "Let's not guess the anagram, guess what other utensils, or the scenes we have learned in life...... Something. ”

Wei Jie: "The husband is from his wife, you can come whatever you want, but there is one point, if you lose, you are not allowed to cry your nose, and you are not allowed to cheat." ”

Xiuning and Wen Qian said in unison: "Okay! ”

Wei Jie: "Then ask Wen Qian's wife to drink three glasses of wine first, and my husband and I will soon have a riddle." ”

Wen Qian: "Okay, the old rule, I'll drink one glass, and you can drink two drinks for me." ”

Wei Jie scolded his mother: "The loss is yours, and the drinking is mine, is there any reason for this." ”

Wen Qian: "Do you hurt your wife!" ”

Wei Jie: "Of course it hurts!" But that's not the same thing as drinking. ”

Wen Qian: "Why are they two different things, I drink three glasses in a row, will I get drunk and not look good, that kind of embarrassment is what you, a celebrity famous for his wife, want?" ”

Wei Jie: "Yes, you have a point, then just take a sip, what it means." ”

Wen Qian: "It's pretty much the same, come!" You take two sips, I'll take one. ”

Xiu Ning saw these two people, oh oh, as if drinking Hehuan wine, she cooled herself aside. Immediately come to brush the sense of existence: "Hey, it's endless, hurry up and get out of the riddle." ”

Wei Jie: "Okay, I'll come out." You two hear it clearly. Make a statement first, lest you think crookedly. My riddle is to play a leisure activity.

Now I say, you hear me clearly: I move slightly above, and you hurt slightly below. It doesn't hurt if you don't move, it hurts a little, it hurts a lot, and the water is the fatal pain. ”

Xiuning and Wen Qian guessed for a long time and didn't guess, Wen Qian scolded: "If it's not a bad riddle, just say it quickly, if you don't say it, it's a bad riddle!" ”

Wei Jie: "It's easy for me to say it, but you have to admit the punishment, you can't be punished with three glasses of wine like before, I'll drink two glasses for you." Punishment comes and goes, and the result is still punishment for me. ”

Xiuning: "What do you want to do?" ”

Wei Jie remembered the punishment of the loser by playing the Puke card in his previous life, and immediately said with a smile: "There are three punishment methods for you to choose: First, drill the dining table and drill under the table. Second, sticking a beard is to tear some strips of paper and stick them on the face as a beard. Third, draw the face, draw a stroke on the face with ink. ”

Xiuning and Wen Qian smiled after hearing this: "Such a ghost idea is up to you, it's very exciting if it's not enough." It's ugly to stick a beard, and it's dirty to paint a face, so let's drill the table, and it's just a martial arts practice. ”

Wei Jie: "Okay, agreed. The mystery is the situation when the fish is caught when fishing! ”

Xiuning: "You ghost, you've thought of all kinds of strange things." ”

Wen Qian: "Sister Xiuning, is it really a good image?" It doesn't hurt to move, small movements, big pain, leaving the water and going to land, then it's really a terrible pain. ”

The two beauties felt that Wei Jie's riddle was ingenious, original, and interested, so they didn't think about how they came up with the riddle, and blindly pestered Wei Jie to continue.

Wei Jie: "It's easy for me to come out again, you have to fulfill your promise first." Otherwise, you won't play. ”

Xiuning and Wen Qian: "Drill and drill, count yourself ruthless!" ”

The beautiful woman slipped under the dining table like a dog.

Wei Jie laughed, laughing forward and leaning forward, and the two beauties were flushed: "Don't laugh, get out of the mystery quickly." ”

Wei Jie saw that the two beauties were annoyed and angry, so he hurriedly avoided the wind, stopped laughing, and said seriously: "Look at the spider webs from afar, look at the sticks and sticks from close, the sound is buzzing and hypnotic, and the white clouds are leisurely up and down." Hit a labor. ”

Xiuning and Wen Qian shouted in unison: "You bullied us, right, no, we don't guess this mystery." ”

Wei Jie: "This is not outdoor labor, it is indoor labor, and it is the exclusive labor of women, and it is so clear to give you a hint, there is no reason not to guess." If I don't guess, I won't be out. ”

Xiuning and Wen Qian had to work hard and rack their brains.

There is no way, two people born with golden keys, how can they guess the hard work of the working people. After guessing for a long time, I couldn't guess it, so I asked Wei Jie to tell the riddle.

Wei Jie: "If you tell the truth, you have to drill the table according to the precedent!" ”

The two beauties gritted their teeth: "Okay, drill!" Let's talk about the mystery. ”

Wei Jie sighed: "I can't guess this, what a wooden braincase!" The mystery is: spinning cotton yarn! ”

Xiuning suddenly realized: "Yes! I've seen the palace ladies spinning cotton yarn, and the spinning machine is really described by spiders and sticks. ”

Wen Qian also said: "I have also seen that when spinning yarn, the gentle humming makes it easier for people to sleep, and the cotton in my hand is like a long white cloud." ”

The two beauties applauded Wei Jie's riddle and asked Wei Jie to continue.

Wei Jie said mercilessly: "Fulfill the promise first!" ”

The two beauties had to be dogs again, and got from one side of the table to the other. Wei Jie said with a smile: "Everyone learns to bark twice, so that it is tasteful!" ”

Xiuning and Wen Qian were so angry that they stretched Wei Jie's ears by another inch.

After drilling the table, Wei Jie said, "Take a bath and sleep!" ”

Two beauties are on the rise, how to get willing. Xiuning said, "Let's talk about the last one." ”

Wen Qian: "If you don't say it, you won't want to sleep tonight." ”

Wei Jie couldn't help it, so he had to say: "The last one, don't ask again!" ”

The two beauties promised "Good! Wei Jie felt that he had to let the two beauties guess one, otherwise he would not sleep tonight, so he said a relatively easy one: "I grew up in the mountains and was delicate, you climbed the mountains and crossed the mountains to find death." I followed you to your house to eat a handful of rice, and you tied it with a rope. Hit seasonal food. ”

There are so many seasonal foods, and the two of them shouted at the same time: "Zongye!" ”

Wei Jie pretended to be surprised: "Aren't you industrious and indistinguishable from grains, how could you guess it?" ”

Xiuning said proudly: "I've eaten it, and there are many varieties of flowers and colors in the palace." What chicken zongzi, bean meat zongzi, lotus meat zongzi...... There is a lot of variety, you name it. ”

Wen Qian: "My husband's level of riddles is still very good, very vivid, did your mother teach you?" ”

Wei Jie was slightly drunk and just wanted to rest, so Lai had to discuss with the two of them, and let them say whatever they wanted. When the two beauties saw that Wei Jie was happy, they stopped making trouble, hurriedly took a bath, and went to sleep.

After breakfast the next day, Yun Zhengxing's father and daughter came over to thank him.