Chapter 0163 - Recruiting Cooks?
At night, after Lu Su finished washing, he lay on the bed and stroked the cat boringly.
"Master Le, do you think I will be happy with Xiaochuan in the future?"
"Meow!"
No!
"Really? Can we really be happy forever in the future? Lu Su was a little surprised.
Meow Le: ???
"Bang~" The gate was suddenly pushed open, and Liu Bang led several strong men to rush in.
"Pavilion Chief, what should I do with them if they are Yi Xiaochuan's companions?" The attendant next to him asked.
Liu Bang looked at Lu Su's pretty face, a little unbearable, and sighed: "Miss Lu Su, I'm sorry, for the sake of the lives of the brothers, you can leave with peace of mind." Brothers, you will definitely remember you well! ”
"Pull outside, find a ground to bury!" Then Liu Bang said cruelly.
Lu Su was very panicked, but he still mustered up his courage: "Bold, I am the second daughter of the Lu family in Pei County, and so many people see me coming here today." When the time comes, the Lu family will find out about your heads, and according to Qin Law, you will all have to be cut in half! ”
"Pei County Lu family?" Liu Bang was stunned, he happened to be the chief of the Surabaya Pavilion in Pei County, this time he was supposed to escort the prisoners, but he let the prisoners escape, and saw that Yi Xiaochuan happened to take them for the crime.
"Who are you Gong Lu?" Liu Bang continued to ask.
"It's my father!" Lu Su hurriedly explained.
"Hahahaha!" Liu Bang was happy: "Brothers, today I Liu Bang is very happy, and I invite you to drink wine today!" ”
"Pavilion Chief, what's the big joy?" The attendant asked curiously.
"Of course it's married!" Liu Bang said with a smile.
"Who are you marrying?" The retinue is a bit silly.
"Of course it's our Miss Lu Su, isn't it the fate of heaven today, so that we can save Miss Lu Su from the hands of gangsters, and then Lu Su falls in love with me at first sight?" Liu Bang made a good confession to everyone.
Followers: ......
If you don't say that someone can be a pavilion chief, you still call others brothers and sisters when you drink just now, and this time you want to make someone's wife a gangster.
Hearing this, Lu Su's face suddenly pale. He knows his father's character, if he is really forced by the overlord, and this Liu Bang is still the pavilion chief, maybe his father will really admit it.
Xiaochuan, come and save her!
"Meow~"
"Big brother, there's a kitten here?" The attendant asked.
"Kill, I just caught a snake on the way, stew together, and add a meal to the brothers!" Liu Bang said with a smile.
Meow Le: ???
Ten minutes later, Liu Bang and several younger brothers were lying on the ground with blue noses and swollen faces, crying bitterly.
"Grandpa Cat, stop fighting, stop fighting, I was wrong!"
"Cat Ancestor, we were wrong!"
......
Lu Su's eyes widened in surprise, no wonder Cui Wenzi said that Le Ye was born sacred, which was too powerful, just now she could almost only see countless cats and cats beating people.
Several strong men were powerless to fight back.
Lu Su then thought of something, stepped forward, stepped on Liu Bang's hand, and glared: "Say, where did you get Yi Xiaochuan!" ”
"Ahh I don't know! At this time, Liu Bang naturally couldn't say that if the incident happened, according to Qin Law, all of them would have to die.
"Say!" Lu Su was anxious, and kicked Liu Bang in the face.
"Grandma, we really don't know! I handed them over to the official who came to hand them over just now, and this will be far away! Liu Bang screamed and continued.
"I don't believe it!" After speaking, Lu Su kept kicking Liu Bang's face, but his strength was too small, although Liu Bang's voice was loud, he was more acting.
"Okay, I said, I said, they should have been taken to Xianyang to be official slaves!" Liu Bang hurriedly said to forgive, the time has come, and the cat grandfather next to him is getting stronger and stronger, not to mention that they are afraid that they will not be able to see the sun tomorrow.
"Xianyang?" Hearing this, Lu Su hurriedly took the package and beckoned to Le Ye: "Let's chase after us." ”
"Meow~" Meow Le followed, and stepped on Liu Bang by the way.
"Cards!"
"Ah, it's broken, it's broken!" Liu Bang really cried this time, where did this cat come from, it's too cruel!
After a while, it was estimated that one person and one cat had gone away, and Liu Bang and the others helped each other up.
"Pavilion Chief, are you alright?" The attendant asked heartily.
Liu Bang glanced at him and slapped him casually.
"Smack!" The sound is crisp and bright.
"Who told you to eat a!"
The entourage is a little aggrieved, didn't you let you eat it.
"Pavilion Chief, why don't you say that Yi Xiaochuan was sent to repair the Great Wall?" Another attendant asked.
Liu Bang sneered: "Yi Xiaochuan is a person who can speak well, is resourceful, and has excellent ability. If you go to Xianyang, maybe you will catch that dignitary and soar into the sky, and you and I will not die at that time. ”
"That Gao Yao is different, he is an honest ordinary person, this kind of person will not last three months when he goes to Xianyang to be an official slave, and then you and I will sit back and relax?"
"Pavilion Chief, what if the woman chased after her just now and found out that it wasn't Yi Xiaochuan?" The entourage was a little worried.
Liu Bang was stunned for a moment, and then shouted: "Tell my brother to pack up his things and run!" When I returned to the Surabaya Pavilion, there was an official here, forgive that little lady for not daring to bully me! ”
"No!"
......
On the official road to Xianyang, Lu Su anxiously drove the carriage to catch up, asked one person after another and had no news at all, and his mood became more and more depressed.
"Hello, have you seen Yi Xiaochuan?" Lu Su asked mechanically and emotionlessly when he saw a person.
"Girl, you can't find someone like this, if you want, you can go to my house, and I'll ask the artist to draw a portrait of your friend, and then send someone to find it." A boy in a white brocade robe said.
Lu Su raised his head, and the man in front of him gave him a gentle feeling at first glance: "Are you?" ”
"You can call me Fusu."
"Thank you, thank you so much!" Lu Su hurriedly thanked her, since she could remember, she had never been in contact with outsiders, so she believed what everyone said.
"Girl, what's your name? It's too dangerous for you to be out there alone, what about your family? "Fusu is a little weird.
"My name is Lu Su, I came out with my family Langjun, but he was deceived by someone, and it was Le Ye who protected me all the way!" Lu Su explained.
"Le Ye?" Fusu was a little puzzled, there was no one in this car.
"Oh, Le Ye is a cat!" Lu Su turned his head to look at the car: "Hey, where is my cat?" ”
Fusu: ......
Daqin capital, Xianyang, outside the city, logistics grain and grass transfer center.
Gao Yao easily carried a bag of grain and walked in front, with a helpless expression, why did he get drunk and sleep and become an official slave again? That Liu Bang turned out to be a two-faced villain! It must have been the sin he took himself.
The next time we meet, we will definitely crush him!
At first, he wanted to explain to the guards in armor, but after seeing a person who was also framed vomiting blood, he quickly stopped.
Fortunately, he has a lot of strength now, and he is a piece of cake when he fights against food, and he is even regarded as a model by the prison army, and he can speed up the meat at every meal, which makes other officials and slaves envious.
What worries him now is why Le Ye is gone, if he doesn't cook, will Le Ye eat badly!
As for Le Ye's safety, he doesn't worry too much, he is so small, his strength is greater than his own, and he can probably live happily wherever he goes.
Meow Le was standing at the top of the warehouse at this time, suspicious of Meow Sheng.
It stands to reason that as his own shovel officer, with the bonus of luck aura and wisdom aura, how can he not be mixed like this? Could it be that this year's shovel can really be so black? Or is it too honest?
No, Seon doesn't know if it's a blessing, maybe the series of things that the shovel officer is encountering now will have another explanation, maybe there will be extraordinary opportunities!
He decided to wait and see! Anyway, if you keep practicing, wouldn't your autobiography have nothing to write about?
He remembered that the ancestor had a meow immortal, who had stayed in the ordinary world for 10,000 years, and his autobiography was so boring that he ate and drank and slept in the water, and he was speechless when he saw it.
In the evening, because of his outstanding performance, Gao Yao was divided into two wheat flour cakes, but they were not fermented, they were hard enough to beat people, and there was a small pot of wine and a piece of boiled meat.
A man ran to the corner, sat down on the ground, looked at the moon in the sky, and sighed.
I miss Gao Lan's fourth month and miss Le Ye's fifth day.
"Meow~" Hearing the familiar cry, Gao Yao's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly looked left and right, and as soon as his shoulders sank, Le Ye appeared on his shoulders.
There is also a freshly baked roast duck hanging in his mouth, fragrant.
I have to say that the research on food in China has been in the leading position in the world for thousands of years, and the Qin Dynasty in 2000 has been unique in barbecue.
The duck is plucked, marinated in salt and sauce, and roasted with fruit wood, and the taste is outstanding.
Gao Yao had a roast duck and put the cake in his arms, one person and one cat ate sweetly, and Gao Yao began to cry while eating.
"Master Le, you are the first to be so good to me since I was a child, I am like this, you still don't give up, and bring me roast duck to eat! I must get ahead in the future, and in the future I... I'll find 100 maids to serve you. Gao Yao was very moved at this time.
"Meow~"
On the road.
From this day on, Gao Yao simply worked with peace of mind, anyway, he was not lonely with Brother Le with him, and even he was sometimes surprised to find that even if Brother Le squatted on his shoulder, others didn't seem to be able to see it.
After asking Brother Le, I found out that as long as he succeeded, he could do the same.
He is more motivated to practice every night. Are you afraid of these officers and soldiers when you can be invisible? Wouldn't it be beautiful to live directly in the homes of those dignitaries to eat and drink? Maybe you can watch those princesses take a bath in the bright light!
A few days later, while they were at work, suddenly the head of the overseer came to them and said to them.
"Which of you are cooks? Your chance to soar has arrived, the palace now needs a cook, if you serve the nobles well, the gold and silver mountains are all yours! "The prison army tempted.
Gao Yao was excited when he heard this, with all due respect, there was no one in the entire Daqin who could beat him in terms of cooking skills! All kinds of cuisines, what others think of, what they can't think of, he will do,
"I, I, I'm a professional cook!" Gao Yao hurriedly came out to introduce himself.
The overseer glanced at him: "Oh, are you sure you want to enter the palace as a cook?" ”
"Hmm!" Gao nodded heavily.
"Alright, grab him and cuff him!" The prison army commanded directly.
"Hey, aren't you a cook?" Gao is a little confused.
"What nonsense, you'll know when you arrive!" The overseer laughed.
Three days later, Gao Yao watched a eunuch with a sharp blade pointed at him, stupid.
"Master Le, save me!"
"Meow~" Everyone present suddenly remained motionless.
Gao Yao hurriedly called for help: "Master Le, help me, I don't want to be a eunuch!" I've grown so big and I haven't seen a woman except for helping my sister take a bath when I was a child, save me! ”
Meo: ......
This year's shovel officer is too vegetable, a little can't take it, this went out to play for a few days and came back and was almost castrated, if you play for a few more days and come back, is it already a father-in-law now?
After thinking about it, Meow Le shouted: "Meow! ”
"Do you want to be famous? Do you want to be rich? Do you want to have an endless supply of delicious food? Endless women? ”
Gao Yao nodded honestly: "Yes!" But I don't want to be a eunuch! ”
"Meow Meow~"
Why don't you be a fake eunuch, wait for me to perform a minor operation on you, seal it first, and enter the palace to enjoy the blessings. Later, when you make a breakthrough in cultivation, you can freely control your Adam's apple, beard and voice, and then you can grow back.
Gao wants to fall into deep thought, and this technology? To be honest, he was really a little moved!
After hesitating for three seconds, he decided to believe Brother Le: "Okay! ”
"Meow~" After a meow, he saw that the people in the house moved again.
"Hehe, you call, no matter how loud you scream, no one will come to help you!" The sword-wielding eunuch said with a sneer, he likes to make others the same as himself.
"Ahh Don't! "Gao is going to be stunned, didn't Le Ye say a minor operation? How is it really cut!
After another three days, Gao Yao repeatedly confirmed with Miao Le in the house: "Master Le, you really didn't lie to me, that's all a trick?" ”
"Meow~"
Gao Yao reached into his clothes, and suddenly cried with a sad face: "Then why can't I touch it?" ”
"Meow!"
"Is this trick too real? I don't even feel it myself? "Gao Yao didn't believe it.
"Meow~"
In this way, you will be able to deceive your own body, the Adam's apple will gradually disappear, and you will not grow a beard.
Gao Yao was teary-eyed, occasionally glanced between Miao Le's legs, and cried: "Master Le, why will the two of you be the same in the future!" Wow wow! ”
Miangle: ???
I'm afraid I can't ask for this shovel officer!
Gao Yao was cold, and when he looked up, he met Le Ye's eyes, only to feel that the blue gem eyes that were originally as warm as the sun were as cold as the moon in winter.
Thinking of what he said just now, Gao Yao suddenly felt as if he had said the wrong thing, and a drop of cold sweat flowed down directly, if he offended Le Ye, the day of his resumption would not be far away, right?
But I'm stupid, how can the scene be round now?
"Le, Master Le, I was wrong, in fact, you are quite big!" Gao Yao stammered and explained.
Miangle: ???
"Meow~"
If you don't beat your out today, count yourself clean!
"Ah, Master Le, I was wrong! I don't dare anymore! ”
bump, the door is pushed open.
"What is it called, and are there any rules! I've been resting for three days, and you won't let me go..."A little eunuch walked in, and when he saw Gao Yao standing up a head taller than him, he paused, and his tone suddenly became much smaller.
"Work."
Gao Yao was suddenly excited, and the time to show his talent had finally arrived.
The day of soaring is today!