Chapter 126: A Difficult Joke

"Sorry to keep you waiting!"

Zhang Xuebing's tone was full of apologies, after all, it is a very ungentlemanly thing to let a beautiful woman wait for a long time.

The beautiful captain stood up and bowed slightly, motioned for Zhang Xuebing to take a seat, and said with a smile.

"Where have you waited for a long time, the food hasn't been served yet, I don't know what kind of wine Team Leader Zhang likes to drink?"

Zhang Xuebing found that in addition to the position of the beautiful captain next to the table, he placed a chair and a set of utensils, and was just about to help Lao Xiucai pull the chair, but found that they were walking back.

"Hey, old headmaster, you ......"

Lao Xiucai didn't look back, "I'm addicted to smoking, I'll go pull out another bag!" ”

"My stomach hurts!" The stone shouted and ran away.

Jiaomu Jiao didn't even say a word, and his walking posture was a tiger.

Zhang Xuebing cursed them in his heart, with a smile like a spring breeze on his face, and said clearly.

"We don't pay so much attention when we go out, just deal with it casually, why bother you to entertain again, I think it's better to get rid of the dishes while the dishes are not served, let's get rid of them another day, how about I treat them?"

The beautiful conductor deliberately bluffed her face, "Please don't move Team Leader Zhang on my one-third of an acre of land, and I can still see your shadow when I get off the train?" ”

Immediately, she changed into a look of grievance that I still felt, and pouted and said, "It seems that I, the little captain, is not treated by the big celebrity Team Leader Zhang!" ”

After finishing speaking, she playfully stuck out her tongue again, like a girl who was just beginning to fall in love.

This woman's expression is colorful, all kinds of emotions can change, and there is no pretentiousness to the extreme, is it because she learned to change her face?

And the speech is even more witty and playful, which makes people feel funny, and is definitely a personal courtesan.

Zhang Xuebing is not interested in this kind of scene, but it is not easy to refute other people's face, after all, she said it well just now, this is her one-third of an acre.

This three days and three nights are under the noses of others, and it is better to maintain a good relationship.

Zhang Xuebing put on his signature honest smile, and hurriedly sat opposite the beauty, "It's better to be respectful than to obey your fate, then I'll bother, the amount of alcohol is not good, why don't we just drink some beer?" ”

The beautiful captain smiled playfully, "Whatever, then let the guest take care of the host, Xiao Wang will serve the liquor, let's have two bottles first!" ”

Zhang Xuebing secretly took a breath of cold air, didn't I read the yellow calendar when I was reborn, how come the beauties I met are all wine fairies, and I can't bring two bottles of boiled water at every turn?

He secretly warned himself that he couldn't drink too much this time, and if he did something sorry for the little girl again, he would have no face to see anyone.

The crisp liquor is poured into the glass, and the thick aroma of the wine wafts through.

The beautiful conductor took the initiative to pick up the wine glass and gently touched Zhang Xuebing's wine glass.

"Get to know, Qin Yun'er, talk about wine lightly, thank you for saving my cousin's life!"

Before the words fell, the beauty did it first as a respect, and the white wine glass with more than two taels became an empty glass.

Zhang Xuebing suddenly realized at this moment, no wonder people are so diligent, it turns out that Chen Xiaoxue, who is immortal, is her cousin.

The beauty took the initiative to toast so much, Zhang Xuebing couldn't lose his share, and immediately responded to kill the wine in the cup.

"It's not about saving lives, it's just a coincidence, Captain Qin, don't take it to heart!"

Qin Yun'er's beautiful eyes glanced at Zhang Xuebing appreciatively, and said softly.

"There's no one else here, don't call the commander, my ears are calloused!"

This is a signal to pull in the relationship between the two sides, but Zhang Xuebing is a little embarrassed, Qin Yun'er is a few years older than herself, is she called Sister Qin, doesn't this seem old.

It's not very respectful to call a girl.,Especially to a girl who just met.。

Qin Yun'er had seven tricks, and immediately saw Zhang Xuebing's embarrassment, and said with a playful smile.

"Just call me Sister Yun'er, if you don't mind, I won't call you Team Leader Zhang anymore, how about calling Xiaobing?"

Yes, since people opened their mouths, Zhang Xuebing was not easy to refuse, and immediately called Sister Yun'er sweetly.

Qin Yun'er's pretty face turned red instantly, and she immediately lowered her head and hummed softly.

This voice was soft and charming, as if a feather was tickling his ears, and it even stirred Zhang Xuebing's sensitive nerves, and his old face turned red instantly.

At this time, the dishes were served one after another, braised beef, sweet and sour fish, dry-fried tenderloin, sauce pork ribs, and two cold dishes, all of which were ordinary home-cooked dishes that could no longer be ordinary.

But don't forget, this is a food truck with extreme shortage of supplies, and an ordinary plate of spicy shredded potatoes can be sold for 30 yuan, and the value of these home-cooked dishes is self-evident.

It can be said that to be able to set up such a table in the train dining car in the early 90s is simply extravagant and quite thoughtful.

Zhang Xuebing was not good at spoiling the fun, so he and Qin Yun'er pushed the cup and drank it. She drank very well, and she was very bold, and the two of them had drunk more than half a catty after three rounds of drinking.

Zhang Xuebing was alarmed, although he drank well, but if he continued to drink like this, he was afraid that he would really get drunk again.

But all the girls have let go of the amount of alcohol, as a man, can't they drink? This man is a big loss!

Zhang Xuebing had no choice but to search his stomach and find a lot of Internet jokes that fit the situation, which made Qin Yun'er cover her mouth and chuckle constantly, and also slowed down the speed of drinking.

His wishful thinking is to delay as much time as possible, and when the time is about the same, he will say goodbye, which is not rude and lose face!

"I can't imagine that I look so honest, but there are so many fancy intestines in my stomach, that sentence is really good, the more honest the man on the surface, the more sullen he is!"

Qin Yun'er bit her red lips lightly, and there was a trace of grief in her eyes.

Zhang Xuebing was the first time he heard someone use the word sullen to describe himself, and he immediately smiled awkwardly.

Qin Yun'er's eyes flashed with grievance, "You can talk about one more, talk about something fresh and interesting, or I will toast you!" ”

This woman is really a human spirit, and she actually sees her purpose.

Zhang Xuebing racked his brains just now to tell all the serious jokes that he could remember, and if he talked about it again, there would only be those with a little color.

When the two met for the first time, I am afraid it would be inappropriate to tell that kind of joke.

Qin Yun'er seemed to guess his thoughts, and deliberately showed her white right hand, with a small diamond ring on her slender ring finger.

"My sister is married, I haven't heard anything, you just have to talk about it!"

Zhang Xuebing was instantly relieved, but a little sense of loss rose.

He pondered for a moment, and found a joke that was not too excessive and appropriate for the occasion.

"During the Spring Festival, the train is overcrowded, and it is inconvenient for everyone to go to the toilet!"

Qin Yun'er deeply understood this, and nodded again and again and said, "Well, some people can't hold it back, and they are still on the link!" ”

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Zhang Xuebing continued, "There is a buddy who really can't hold it back, and he can't squeeze to go to the toilet, so he has to pee down at the window, and it happened to be discovered by the conductor, the conductor screamed, and the bearded man took his head in!" ”

Qin Yun'er looked confused when she heard this, frowned and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

Zhang Xuebing was even more confused, thinking that you have been married, don't you even understand this?