The great navigator Christopher Columbus in the 15th century once erected eggs, but he erected hard-boiled eggs.

Press the egg head-down on the table, and the egg skin will break to form a flat surface that will naturally stand up.

This story is included in many textbooks for the lower grades as a story of aspiration and intellectual development.

The one Ivan gave Zhang Xuebing today was a raw egg.

If Zhang Xuebing followed Columbus's method, the egg shell would inevitably be broken, and the egg liquid would be spilled, which would be considered a violation.

However, raw eggs can be erected without any help, but they have to find their balance, which requires long-term practice and great stamina.

Zhang Xuebing knows that he can't do this, so do he want to admit defeat?

It doesn't matter if you lose tens of thousands of yuan and a little material, but you lose a lot, and at this moment you are the representative of the Chinese people.

And once they lose, I'm afraid they will gain an inch, making it more difficult for themselves, and the business in the future is estimated to be difficult to discuss.

Therefore, we must win today, give them a dismount, and let the screw people really realize that Chinese people are not easy to bully!

Then you can only use unconventional means, Zhang Xuebing threw the egg in his hand, deliberately pretending to smile bitterly and shaking his head again and again.

When Ivan and the others saw this expression, they immediately shouted in surprise.

"Look, the Chinese people can't do it!"

"The IQ of the yellow-skinned monkey is too low!"

"Inferior people, you can't do it, admit defeat!"

The stone was stunned, eager to strangle these people to death.

"How can this be done, it's just embarrassing!" Lao Xiucai in the crowd whispered to Natasha, "Are you trying to find a way to stop this competition, who can do such an impossible thing?" ”

Natasha looked at her old lover tenderly and chuckled, "Someone can do it, Ivan and they can, erecting raw eggs is a training for them, in order to exercise balance and endurance, so I can't stop this competition!" ”

People use their own strengths to attack the enemy's shortcomings, Lao Xiucai sighed helplessly, kept silent, but secretly racked his brains to find a way for Zhang Xuebing.

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Bolisva looked at Zhang Xuebing's appearance, and a faint contemptuous smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, which was quickly replaced by anger.

She hurried up to the front and shouted angrily.

"Ivan, you bastard, he has no professional training at all, this question is not fair, I declare it invalid!"

Before she could finish speaking, the crowd present made a noise of protest, and some people even began to scold her for eating inside and out.

Seeing that the crowd was angry, Borisva's face also showed a look of fear, "It's a big deal, it's a tie, I'll test the two of them with another question!" ”

The onlookers were even more embarrassed, and someone almost came up to drive her away.

All of this was taken into Zhang Xuebing's eyes, and he secretly laughed in his heart that the bad girl was still fanning the flames at this time, did she really hate herself, or did someone assign her to do it on purpose?

There was an anxious look in Bolisva's eyes, panic was written on her face, and her voice was extremely low.

"Senior brother, you, you better admit defeat by yourself, I will try my best to minimize your losses!"

Admit defeat? Just kidding, I'm a reborn human being in two lifetimes, and I can be stumped by this little problem?

But the play has to be done in full sets!

"I can't do ......it," Zhang Xuebing said with a sad face.

Wow!

The whole hall was almost blown up by the noise.

Ivan and the others were so excited that they almost jumped on the ceiling, and one by one they put their shoulders on each other and danced a Cossack kick dance.

Lywikov shook his head a little disappointed and said, "Young man, did you admit defeat in this game?" ”

Everyone immediately quieted down, and everyone listened attentively, wanting to hear the Chinese people admit defeat in person.

Zhang Xuebing glared and said, "Who said I was going to admit defeat?" ”

Ivan took a few steps forward, stared at the cowbell's big eyes and roared, "You just said you couldn't do it!" ”

Zhang Xuebing glared back without showing weakness, "I can't do it because I haven't eaten and don't have the strength to do it!" ”

Everyone present was dumbfounded, and hundreds of pairs of eyes looked at him in a daze.

Zhang Xuebing walked slowly and said in an indignant tone.

"I was invited to the ball, and now the water and rice have not entered, and I was just about to eat something, and you one and that one came to disturb me, and now there is a duel, is this the hospitality of your screw country, and you don't even let the guests eat enough?"

No matter how poor the screw people in this era are, they also regard themselves as the world's first, and they love face more, and when they heard the words of the stone translation, they were suddenly ashamed.

Ivan was not fooled and shouted, "Don't listen to this inferior person's nonsense, he just wants to stall for time!" ”

"Ivan, let him have a meal, will it delay a lot of time, we as a big country must be tolerant!" Levisky said, twisting his beard.

Ivan almost gritted his teeth and squeezed out a sentence, "Eat, let him eat, I'll wait for him to eat!" ”

The dining table was next to it, and Zhang Xuebing was not polite, so he called Borisva to help cut the meat and get something, and ate it himself.

While eating, he complained that the cooking skills of the screw country were too poor, the barbecue was tasteless, and he was reluctant to put even salt, so he picked up the salt bottle and kept adding ingredients.

After eating this meal for a full twenty minutes, Zhang Xuebing wiped his mouth elegantly and returned to the square table.

Ivan was no longer angry at the moment, his eyes were full of killing intent, "When you're full, put that damn egg up for me, or I don't mind getting the blood of inferior people on my hands!" ”

Zhang Xuebing squeezed his eyes and smiled, "It's so tough, why don't you take out the bet first?" ”

This sentence seemed to reveal Ivan's scars, and he was so angry that he almost jumped.

"Are you backtracking?"

Zhang Xuebing stretched out a finger and shook it gently.

"No, no, I want to remind you that I gave you a chance, so don't always think of yourself as a winner, even if you win, I will give you a handout!" Ivan roared, "I don't want your charity, this victory is my own efforts and wisdom!" ”

Zhang Xuebing shrugged, "Then you take out the bet!" ”

This sentence is more effective than anything else, and it is a hurdle that Ivan will never be able to get around.

Ivan clenched his fists with a loud bang, obviously on the verge of going crazy, "Huaxiaren, do you really want to see blood splattered on the spot?" ”

Zhang Xuebing smiled evilly, "That's not it, so I'll give you another chance, it's okay not to take the bet now, if you lose, your clothes will be mine!" ”

This is what it means to make Ivan strip naked and leave the ball.

With such a big humiliation, Ivan calmed down, he followed Zhang Xuebing's example, and said word by word.

"Okay, if I lose, I'll strip naked and go out, and if you lose, I'll sleep in front of you!"

Ivan smiled wickedly, "I heard that she's still a virgin!" ”

After saying that, he thrust his hips a few times, and his eyes were aimed at Boriswa's graceful buttocks.

An inexplicable anger rose from Zhang Xuebing's heart, he was very strange that this matter had nothing to do with him, and he even wanted to punish the bad girl, how could he be angry in his heart?

Maybe it's machismo!

But now Bolisva is nominally her dance partner, and some people still see the two as a couple, and if she is so insulted, it will be impossible to say if she does not react.

Zhang Xuebing's face was gloomy, and he tried his best to recall the killing intent that night on Zhang Erdou on the cliff of sacrifice, and suddenly his eyes flashed with a trace of essence, and he glared at him fiercely.

Although Ivan was a trained master, he had never actually killed anyone, and he was suddenly frightened by this killing intent and took a few steps back, almost crashing into the crowd.

After he reacted, he was shocked again and again, the killing intent that could only be seen in the eyes of the old instructor who came down from the battlefield just now, how could this weak chicken-like Chinese person have it?

Could it be that he has killed many people, Ivan was full of suspicion, but he no longer dared to look up at Zhang Xuebing.

At this time, Zhang Xuebing pointed to the table and shouted loudly.

"Isn't it just an egg, pediatrics, I'll be three years old, Ivan, your bet should be fulfilled!"

Several lights hit the square table, and an egg stood firmly in the middle of the table with its head down, and the egg skin emitted a faint glow under the light.

"It can't be!" Ivan roared.

Their professionally trained people need a few minutes to complete the erection of eggs, and Zhang Xuebing didn't even use a few seconds just now, how is this possible, it must be cheating!

Ivan ran over, reached for the egg, and slammed it on the table, the egg splashing around with the eggshell, and even his face was drawn.

"Poof!" Ivan's flushed face turned white in an instant, and a mouthful of blood spurted out, mixed with the egg liquid, exuding a crimson color.