"Madam, brother, this time, it's just for robbing money, not for robbing sex."

The camera turned.

Zhang Mazi began to speak.

"Bed-sharing."

"But not in the body."

Zhang Mazi took out a pistol and pulled the bolt.

"If it's a brother, I...."

"it!"

"it!"

At this moment, the camera switches to the panorama.

One of Zhang Mazi's hands was actually .....

"Director Jiang Wen didn't mean to take advantage."

At this moment, Zhang Mazi's hand was actually pressed on Liu Jialing's chest.

"If you have offended Madame, you can kill me at any time."

"it."

"I've seen shameless."

"I've never seen anything so shameless."

He has a clear eye, but his hands are more honest than anyone else.

"it."

"Put the gun aside and put it on someone's chest, can you be shameless?"

Say a whole bunch of high-sounding words, and lie down.

The county magistrate's wife: "One day husband and wife for 100 days." ”

Jiang Wen got into the big quilt.

"Shameless."

"Zhang Mazi has refreshed the shameless bottom limit."

What about the good festival?

What about saying that it won't offend Madame?

The conversation that follows is even more classic.

"Anyway, I want to be the county magistrate's wife."

"It doesn't matter who the county magistrate is."

"It's really embarrassing."

"You know what? People call it smelling alike. ”

"Shit, I think it's a dog man and a woman."

The county magistrate's wife: "Brother, you're welcome. ”

Burst!

Quite a few people burst out laughing.

Zhang Mazi: "Am I polite?" ”

Mrs. County Magistrate: "You're welcome." ”

Zhang Mazi: "I'm polite like this?" ”

Mrs. County Magistrate: "You're too polite. ”

Zhang Mazi: "How is it polite?" ”

"You're stupid, of course you're on it."

"Look at how subtle people say."

"Subtle fart, even a fool can understand what it means."

"This line design is really classic, I want to know who the screenwriter is."

"Who doesn't say it, from the beginning to the present, every sentence is classic."

"The confrontation between Jiang Wen and Liu Jialing is estimated to be difficult to be surpassed in the future."

Old soup slapped the table.

"Ninety years after the Goose City's taxes have been received."

A simple line exposes the cannibalistic nature of the exploiting class.

It doesn't matter if the people live or die?

Ninety years, generations of taxes have been collected.

Zhang Mazi: "Lao Tzu never wanted to scrape the money of poor ghosts. ”

"This is the rhythm of beating local tyrants."

"It must be Huang Shilang."

Lao Tang: "Have you ever been a county magistrate?" When the county magistrate takes office, he must set up a name. ”

"Corruption, outright corruption."

"The people's money is three or seven cents."

It's full of routines.

It turns out that the former officials used to scrape the people in this way.

Zhang Mazi: "Isn't it going to be kneeling to ask for food?" ”

Lao Tang: "Buying an official to be a county magistrate is still kneeling and begging for food." That's it, how many people want to kneel, there is no way. ”

Zhang Mazi: "Why should I be a bandit?" It's because of bad legs and feet that I can't kneel. ”

Lao Tang: "It turns out that you want to make money standing up, then you should go back to the mountains." ”

Zhang Mazi: "I want to stand and make money." ”

Is a simple paragraph about standing up to make money as simple as it seems?

Listening to the dialogue between the two people, many people sighed at the meaning of this standing.

"Director Jiang is too good, standing to make money, how many people want to stand to make money, but can they do it?"

"Director Jiang's cow, this line design is the real cow."

"Absolutely classic dialogue."

"Love, love, I feel like I haven't understood some things just now, and I have to come in and see it."

"Isn't it, it's just a movie, can you afford to buy a ticket again?"

"You know what? When you watch a movie, you have to watch it clearly, you can't even understand people standing and kneeling, how do you go out and talk to people? ”

............

Intensive care unit in the ICU of Imperial Union Hospital.

The atmosphere in the ward has been extremely oppressive in recent days.

According to Professor Chen Han.

Ye Dong should come to the end of his life in these days.

Zhang Xuefei stayed by Ye Dong's side inch by the inch.

Tears could not stop flowing.

"Ye Dong, wake up, let's write the script together, watch the sunset together, and ...... together"

The little nurses had long since cried into tears.

There is nothing more painful in the world than separation.

Or the separation of life and death.

Talented and beautiful, what a pair of young people.

Soon the yin and yang will be separated.

"Didi, Didi...."

There was a rush from the ECG monitor.

"It's not good, the patient's heart rate fluctuates, and he is ready to be rescued."

Professor Chen Han immediately shouted.

Everyone started to get busy.

"Miss Zhang, please go and wait outside."

Zhang Xuefei reluctantly walked out of the ward and kept watching through the window.

The defibrillator kept pressing on Ye Dong's chest.

Every tremor made Zhang Xuefei's heart feel like it had been cut by a knife.

"Ye Dong, please, don't die."

Woowoo.....

Zhang Xuefei cried bitterly.

Xu Zheng also came to the hospital at this time.

His mood has been extremely uncomfortable these days.

The movie was released, but Ye Dong was coming to the end of his life.

"I'm going to arrange the funeral, the funeral home is in good contact, everything must be the best, and he must be given a generous burial."

"Snow Fly..... Be prepared. ”

Xu Zheng patted Zhang Xuefei on the shoulder and said.

"Woo woo, Brother Xu, I don't want Ye Dong to die."

Xu Zheng's eyes were red.

【Ding! 】

[Detected that the script created by the host makes the bullet fly is being released, and you will get a life extension reward of +40 days.] 】

[Gain 5 points on the Health Index.] 】

[Obtain the title of immortal Xiaoqiang.] 】

[Please continue to create high-quality scripts and strive to survive......]

In endless darkness.

Ye Dong's consciousness finally woke up.

It was also a long sigh of relief to hear the system's prompt.

This time I almost hung up.

The 40-day reward is not bad, and the next thing is to see the box office.

The health index rewards five points, which is currently 25 points, and is still on the verge of death.

Immortal Xiaoqiang!

What the heck?

"The patient's heart rate is up!"

"The patient's breathing is starting to quicken!"

"Patient's blood pressure rises ....."

.......

Watching one indicator after another begin to recover, Chen Han's face was full of helplessness.

"Professor Chen, this is a return to the light, right?"

Chen Han nodded.

"It should be, let them in immediately, maybe it's the final goodbye."

"Wake up!"

"Wake up!"

The nurse screamed in surprise.

has been in a coma for so many days, and finally saw Ye Dong wake up.

"Let them in, if you have something to say, say goodbye at the end."

Of course, Chen Han would not think that Ye Dong's condition would improve.

Think of this as a phenomenon of returning to the light.

Zhang Xuefei and Xu Zheng ran back to the ward quickly.

When I heard the doctor's advice, my heart was extremely heavy.

Zhang Xuefei grabbed Ye Dong's hand tightly and kept saying, "Ye Dong, don't die, you don't want to die." I'm going to be your girlfriend, I can't live without you......"

Ye Dong, who slowly opened his eyes, saw Zhang Xuefei crying.

Listen to what she keeps talking.

A line of tears slid down his face......