There is a dragon spring on the tongue, and there is no blood in the killing.

In the bedroom, Cao Zhengchun sat quietly in front of the dressing table, looking at himself in the mirror, without sadness or joy.

Indeed, he was a eunuch, unseeded, not a man, nor a woman. But he also wants to live better and live with dignity.

As a eunuch, he generally has a pale face and lips, and he can't control his urge to urinate when he is just castrated, so he needs to wear makeup and aromatherapy to hide his face and smell.

Since coming to this palace, he has been practicing diligently every day, and finally climbed step by step to the position of the eunuch and the chief eunuch of the eunuch, and since then, even the first emperor has not reprimanded him too much.

He got the dignity he always wanted, but as a eunuch never had!

But today's emperor's words of neither men nor women really made him a little sad and depressed.

The little emperor was taken care of by him since he was a child, and he took care of everything carefully, for fear of being a little neglectful. It turned out to be such treatment.

A minion is, after all, a minion.

Looking at his face in the mirror, his white hair was like snow, because he smiled too much, and there were many wrinkles on his face, Cao Zhengchun sighed faintly.

"Cao Zhengchun, Cao Zhengchun, when will you never have to smile at anyone again? When will you be able to be like the Lord of Yunluo, laugh when you want to, and cry when you want to cry. ”

Facing the mirror like this, Cao Zhengchun was depressed for a while before gradually cleaning up his mood.

With his current martial arts, he can actually go out of the palace directly and live in seclusion with a large amount of money.

But, can you go? Does he want to go?

With the power of the overseer of the East Factory and the Jinyi Guard, those people will be afraid of themselves and fear themselves. If he didn't have these, he might have to worry and be afraid every day, eating, drinking, and sleeping.

When he came to this position and became a sharp blade to maintain imperial power, he could no longer get down.

And, if you're alone, how can you enjoy it?

At this time, he suddenly remembered his little ancestor, and he didn't know where to play.

However, he knows that he is a slave, and a slave should have the duty of a slave and not interfere with the whereabouts of his master.

With today's martial arts and Zhuyuan Dan, he is already very satisfied. Moreover, he likes the little ancestor very much.

Because the little ancestor has a trait that completely distinguishes him from everyone else, and that is to look down on anyone!

Even if they are county lords, they are all equal like him, and they are all little shovel officials.

It is estimated that the emperor is too.

Give good food, fun, at most a 'good' shovel officer, but the essence is no different.

Isn't that a different kind of respect? It is the only dignity he can live.

"Meow~"

With a sinking shoulder, Cao Zhengchun looked to the right in surprise, and his face suddenly smiled into a chrysanthemum: "The little ancestor is back?" ”

"Meow Meow~"

【Dry rice!】 】

"Okay, okay, today I prepared the North Lake Bad Fish for you, Little Ancestor. This fish has a rich and mellow taste, and the bones are crispy and rotten. It can be called a gem. Lord Cao said happily.

As a shovel officer, he naturally has the consciousness of being an official, no matter whether the little ancestor comes back or not, he will instruct the cook to carefully prepare all kinds of delicacies every day, not the same.

……

After serving the little ancestor to eat, Cao Zhengchun was in a good mood, and leisurely came to the prison with his hands behind his back to visit the No. 1 secret agent of the Son of Heaven: Duan Tianya.

It's also bizarre to say, when the top master was caught by Princess Lixiu, he didn't have any strength at all.

Could it be that the secret art in the house of Izumo Province is so powerful?

As for him personally checking whether Li Xiu is complete, it is still forgotten.

If it is not complete when it is checked, then it is not a big mistake for the Jinyi Guard, who is responsible for guarding the foreign guests, and the overseer who is in charge of the Jinyi Guard is a big cauldron, and I don't know how many people will fall to the ground when the time comes.

Forget it, it's not a big problem, anyway, the mother-in-law in the palace has already confirmed it.

In the prison, seeing Duan Tianya, who was covered in scars, Cao Zhengchun was even happier.

"Duan Daxia, what's the matter, how is the hospitality of my East Factory?"

Duan Tianya was silent.

As a secret agent, he naturally received special training, and he was silent, but the enemy would be depressed, and the worse he screamed and scolded, the happier the enemy would be.

After waiting for a while and not responding, Cao Zhengchun was surprised: "Come on, use more means, haven't you eaten?" I didn't feel it if I didn't look at other people's Duan Daxia! ”

"Yes!"

For a long time, seeing that this period of the world was still silent, his subordinates were anxious.

"Overseer, do you want to pull out this kid's pants and give him something fresh?" The factory guard of the organic spirit suggested.

Duan Tianya: ......

Return to the Sea: ......

Cao Zhengchun was about to nod, his brows furrowed, and he raised his hand and slapped the wall next to him.

"Boom." The one-foot-thick wall collapsed directly.

"Qiang~" The knife flashed, and the knife cracked directly.

Cao Zhengchun waved his hand casually and snorted coldly: "Tyrant knife? Blightworm tricks! ”

When he looked at the sword gang again, the man had disappeared without a trace, and in his mind, he had already run more than ten zhang away.

At his speed, it was possible to catch up, but it was not necessary.

The person who came must be the No. 1 secret agent in the earth, and he can just go back and report the good news to his nemesis.

When he thought of the high-flying Zhu Tie who knew that he was abusing his righteous son, but he was helpless, he was happy.

"Go on!" Cao Zhengchun stretched out his orchid finger and smiled: "Oh, by the way, you remember to write a execution document, describe every detail to me, and then send it to the Dragon Guardian Villa."

Let that Shenhou take a good look at how peaceful and friendly our Dongchang is on weekdays, we are all good people. ”

Peace and friendliness? Overseer, you seem to have some misunderstanding about our East Factory and the Jinyi Guard.

Everyone was silent for a while, and hurriedly said, "Yes!" ”

……

A few days later, Princess Izumo Kunihide played, saying that the risk outside the palace was too high, and she was a weak woman who was frightened all day long, so she asked to enter the palace to serve the saint to show that the two countries had diplomatic relations.

Zhengde had just gotten the Zhuyuan Pill presented by Cao Daban at this time, and for safety, he first fed one to the wolf dog he raised in the leopard room.

And then not to mention the dogs in the leopard room, even the solid wood door panel and the ground have been poked out of a hole.

This medicinal effect, good news for men.

Zhengde heard the news that Duke Li Xiu was going to enter the palace again, and he instructed on the spot: Allow!

According to the rules, when a woman enters the palace, even if it is a foreign woman, she must go through various inspections.

One. Just from the appearance of a general examination, tall, short, fat and thin are too bad.

Two. Then check from the five senses, ears, eyes, mouth, nose, hair, skin, waist circumference, shoulder width and other discordant elimination

Three. Anyone with stubby wrists, fat toes, and frivolous demeanor will be eliminated

Four. Long-term observation, focusing on temperament. Generally, girls are allowed to stay in the palace for a month to observe their living habits, speaking attitude, wisdom level, and character.

The above points, generally as long as the woman is not too bad and gives some silver, the eunuch will turn a blind eye.

Last but not least: the inspection!

The inspection means that the woman has to take off all her clothes and pose in various postures, so that the attendant can do a full examination of the private parts of the body.

The symmetry of the size of the child's canteen, the shape of the delivery room, the thickness of the decorative hair in the delivery room, the amount of armpit hair, and whether there are hemorrhoids at the back door are also links that cannot be ignored.

In general, girls with hairless or little hair under their armpits are of the highest quality.

Among them, hairless white tigers and the like are regarded as ominous, and Kefu is generally not allowed to enter the palace.

Cao Zhengchun stood outside the Yuxiu Palace, carefully waiting for the results of his subordinates' feedback.

Generally speaking, this kind of trivial matter will not be taken care of by the celebrant himself. But he is different, as long as it is related to the safety of the emperor, everything is done by himself, and he will not fake it to outsiders.

He is a eunuch, if Zhengde's safety is at risk, will the new emperor trust a person under the previous emperor?

"Meow~" The little yellow cat appeared on his shoulder, as if he was frightened by something, and his big blue eyes were not as smart as before, full of confusion.

Humans really know how to play!

Cao Zhengchun was surprised.

Today's saints are lustful, unlike other emperors who only choose a group of show girls every few years, and even the first emperor only marries one person in his life, and there are girls in this palace from time to time.

So this test is a common thing for him.

In the past, when I was inspecting, the little ancestors would go in together, and they could have a good time for a while, why did they come out all at once today?

And what's going on with this expression? Could it be that Princess Narixiu is too beautiful?

Although he is a eunuch, he still understands the story of sinking fish and falling geese, and closing the moon and embarrassing flowers.

After a while, a red-clothed eunuch hurriedly walked out.

"Lord Governor, Princess Nalixiu said that she was unwell, and other examinations were okay, but she didn't accept the inspection. They said that according to their customs, no one but their husbands should touch it deeply, otherwise they would die. ”

Cao Zhengchun stretched out his orchid finger and asked sharply: "You didn't say that this is the rule of my Heavenly Empire?" Does she still want to marry His Majesty? ”

The red-clothed eunuch was a little aggrieved: "I said it, but Princess Lixiu simply put a jade basket against her throat and said that Yunguo is a weak woman now, if you want their country to stand on Dongying's side, then do it!" ”

Cao Zhengchun was stunned and touched his chin.

This Dongying has repeatedly violated the border, and in the southeast coastal area, wherever the thieves go, they rape, plunder, burn and kill, and do all kinds of evil, which has always been a big trouble for the imperial court.

If he really let Izumo Province side with Toei, those civil officials would probably add a felony to him in the history books.

"Wait, I'll go and ask Your Majesty."

"Yes."

……

Yuxiu Palace.

"Slaves and maids see Your Majesty."

Zhengde stared at the girl in front of him, his face was lightly powdered, the corners of his eyebrows and eyes were full of spring, and a pair of watery eyes seemed to drip water.

The Young Emperor was suddenly in awe.

"Didn't Your Majesty say that Shen Shi only came, and the slave maid was just about to bathe and change clothes." Yuxiu Jiao judo.

Zhengde waved his hand: "You go to bathe, I am waiting for you here." ”

"Wouldn't that snub the emperor." Yuxiu's eyes were full of waves, and she said weakly.

The girl's every move, but there is a trace of charm in the innocence, Zhengde is very satisfied.

"I let you go, and you go."

"Yes!"

Watching the girl leave alone, Zhengde looked at Cao Zhengchun: "Yuxiu is so delicate and stunning, and she doesn't understand martial arts at all when she looks at her steps, how can she have a different heart?" You go and guard outside the palace. ”

Cao Zhengchun was stunned: "The slave retired." ”

Zhengde nodded, stood with his hands in his hands, and had his own extraordinary bearing.

The Zhu family established the country by force, and his family's throne was still snatched by Jing Nan back then.

And since he was a child, he likes to arrange troops and kill enemies on the school field, so he has also practiced good martial arts.

It's just a weak woman, not to mention that she doesn't dare to have different intentions, even if she does, then he will correct her on the spot today!

He, Zhengde, women's nemesis!

After waiting for his subordinates to retreat, Zhengde waited for a while, looked around, smiled with a smile on his face, and directly pushed the door into Yuxiu Palace, and then turned to the bathroom.

Through the screen, Zhengde saw the girl opposite, gently cocking her calves along the bath bucket, the white wall was like jade, slender and delicate, and the arms and jade neck were looming.

The sound of rushing water, as well as the maid's scrubbing made the girl's whispered faint gasp, all made Zhengde's heart shake.

But when he thought that this girl was about to be under him, he forced himself to calm down.

Don't worry, delicate flowers, see more and play more, and then pick, it will be more interesting.

Suddenly, there was a bang, and a sound of water splashed on his face, and then a jade foot came out of the screen and kicked him directly to the ground.

Zhengde clutched his chest and was a little confused: "Who are you?" ”

Then he saw a pink girl appear in front of him, pinched his neck, and a rough male voice appeared in his mouth.

"Who am I? You faint gentleman, you can't even tell whether I'm a man or a woman. ”

Zhengde: ???

You Assassins are too good at playing!

"Aren't you in Izumo Kingdom afraid of the wrath of my Daming?" Zhengde said angrily.

"Izumo Kuni? Hahaha, I endured humiliation and disguised myself as a woman, just to get to you, the dog emperor. As a result, you are still stubborn?

Let me send you to Huangquan to find out the truth? As he spoke, the assassin stepped on Zhengde's face, took out the jade compilation, and raised his hand.

"Help, help!"

"Help? Your men have been sent out, and who will come and save you and die! As he spoke, the jade compilation in his hand was directly inserted.

"Boom~" A big red figure rushed in at great speed, and Hao Ran Gang rushed straight to his head.

"Smack~" The moment of contact, there was only one piece of clothing left in the same place.

Cao Zhengchun was a little surprised, this was the first time he had seen this kind of escape technique, but he still said loyally: "Your Majesty, the slave is too late to save the driver." ”

Zhengde breathed a sigh of relief, he was only a little short of dying just now.

If he was assassinated in this way by an assassin from Dongying, tomorrow the historian would definitely say that he had indulged in a transition with a man and died on the man's belly, and he would definitely be a laughing stock for eternity in the future.

Who is this, and the intentions are too sinister.

In other words, the rules set by the ancestors for pre-room inspection are really reasonable.

"It's okay! What about the Assassins? Zhengde asked.

Cao Zhengchun felt it slightly, and said with a confident smile: "That assassin has been stopped by the net of heaven and earth in my East Factory, and he will definitely not be able to escape." ”

Zhengde nodded, simply put it on Cao Zhengchun's shoulder, and said with a trembling thigh: "Help, help me go back." ”

It was rising just now, but the girl suddenly turned into a man, occasionally glancing, darker than him, and then there was the line between life and death, which would directly scare him.

How can this man still look so good in pretending to be a woman, what a sin!

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