Chapter 0415 - Wasting Rice
Prison.
"Shenhou, are you alright?" As soon as Cheng was in prison, he asked with concern.
Zhu ignored the shackles and was sitting quietly in the haystack, and it was a little strange to see someone coming.
"How did you get in this heavenly prison? Besides, how can you have a slap print on your face?"
Cheng Shifei laughed: "It's not easy to see your Shenhou, as long as you let Yunluo and Haitang sacrifice a little bit, and let Le Ye bring us in."
As for the slap print, of course I accidentally fell at the door, haha."
Zhu Wuzhi nodded, indicating that he understood.
This man's poor self-esteem!
Then he looked at the little yellow cat on Yun Luo's shoulder who was looking forward to Shenfei: Le Ye.
According to detailed intelligence analysis, as well as Wan Sanqian's omnipotent superpowers, after ruling out all possible scenarios, this cat may be the reason for the recent change in a series of things.
First: Cao Zhengchun returned to the palace and operated the inner palace airtightly; Second: The emperor finally has a queen.
These two variables appear, if there is no major event that disturbs the government and the opposition, then Zhengde's position is almost as stable as Mount Tai.
The point is that he's just a cat, even if it's a strange beast, why does he have such great ability?
It's puzzling.
"Shenhou, Sister Su Xin asked me to ask if you want to eat anything, and she will let me send it over when she is ready." Yun Luo said with concern.
Zhu ignored and shook his head: "No, if you go to prison, you have to look like you are in prison, otherwise you will be given a handle when it is passed out."
That Liu Jin is cruel and scheming, you don't have to come back in the future, you must remember to protect Su Xin."
"Okay." Cheng Shifei nodded in agreement, but hesitated: "Shenhou, you won't have an accident here alone, right?"
Zhu ignored it and said proudly: "I am the emperor's uncle, and I don't dare to lynch Liu Jin if I have ten dares!"
"That's fine!"
After a few more words, the two of them ran fast, leaving the little yellow cat and Zhu Wuzhi to look at each other.
Of course, the little yellow cat still maintains the expression of looking at people in its nostrils, and there should be three points of thinness and coolness in its eyes, three points of ridicule, and four points of carelessness, and a little higher chin.
After a moment of silence, Zhu ignored the urge to fight the cat, and began to benefit the little yellow cat and move it with affection.
"Master Le, you are a strange beast of heaven and earth, born with the luck of all sentient beings, but you eat, drink and have fun every day, and even help to abuse, do you think this is good?"
"Meow~"
[Very cool! γ
Zhu ignored and was stunned.
Since I was a child, I have seen and seen many people, but it is the first time I have seen someone who likes to be a waste so much.
However, is it really fun to lie down and enjoy?
It's impossible, a man can't be without power for a day!
"Bell~" The cell door opened, and Cao Zhengchun and Liu Jin walked in, smiling.
As soon as he saw Shenhou's current appearance, Cao Zhengchun quickly took two steps forward, looked up and down, and then stretched out his orchid finger to reprimand Liu Jin.
"Grandpa Liu, the Divine Marquis is a holy uncle, a member of the royal family, how can you let him wear shackles? Are you polite?"
Liu Jin spread his hands: "Gonggong Cao doesn't know, this is the rule of the prison. No matter who it is, the prisoners who are in the prison are all guilty of great crimes.
To prevent them from committing suicide, they must remove their clothing, remove their belts, anything like ropes. This shackle is of course to prevent the prisoners from rebelling, and it must be worn whenever it is convenient for them to eat and drink."
Cao Zhengchun suddenly realized, "Oh, yes, I remember that there is this rule. Heck, I'm getting older, so I don't have a good memory.
Lord Shenhou, that is really wronged you!"
Saying that, Cao Zhengchun stepped forward, grinned, and patted Zhu Wuzhi's shoulder affectionately.
Zhu ignored and snorted coldly: "The cat is crying rat, pretending."
Cao Zhengchun was not happy: "Lord Shenhou, then you can misunderstand me. You are a loyal minister, a great hero. My admiration for you is like the surging water
, endless, and like the flooding of rivers and lakes, out of control!
No, as soon as I heard that the emperor was going to send someone to see if you were doing, I applied directly.
Lord Shenhou, you have suffered!"
Zhu ignored and sat back on the bed, sulking.
Cao Zhengchun and Liu Jin glanced at each other and immediately burst out laughing.
"Hahaha, ζ‘ζ‘~"
There is nothing more pleasant than seeing an old adversary, a great enemy, fall on you.
After laughing for a while, seeing that Zhu Wuzhi's face was not good-looking, Liu Jin suddenly worried: "Gonggong Cao, everyone in the world knows that Shenhou martial arts are world-famous, and he once defeated the number one demon in the world head-on: Gu Santong.
I'm afraid this little shackle won't be able to trap the dragon of the gods."
Cao Zhengchun was stunned, slowly walked behind Zhu Ignorance, and flicked his fingers.
"Whoosh~"
A thin soft silver needle directly *** Zhu ignored the body.
"Ah~" Zhu ignored a scream and suddenly couldn't move.
Cao Zhengchun smiled and groaned: "Being stabbed by the immortal feather silver needle of the Lord of the Governor, even the ancestor of Bodhidharma can't move when he is alive."
"Ahh Zhu ignored the internal force of his whole body, but he felt that the pain was unbearable, and he couldn't help but shout.
"Ouch! Lord Shenhou, you don't want this to force the silver needle out of the body, the silver needle will be pulled by your internal force, and you will go deeper as soon as you exert yourself, hehe~
If this silver needle enters your dantian meridians, then you will know what it means to be in pain! Hahaha~"
Zhu ignored and turned his head, glaring angrily: "You two geldings, you dare to abuse lynching against Ben Hou!"
"Bang~" Liu Jin kicked him to the ground: "Listen, there is another rule in the prison, that is, without my orders, say one sentence and be hungry for three days!"
Shenhou, don't worry, you won't be lonely in the prison, I'll come to see you if I'm fine, hahaha~"
Cao Zhengchun was a little anxious: "Gonggong Liu, how can you treat our Tianhuang noble stomach like this, if the emperor sends other people to visit, it will not be good.
[In view of the general environment,
Next time, I can't see it, hehehe."
The two fathers-in-law looked at each other and laughed even louder.
That's cool, isn't it?
"Oh, by the way, Lord Shenhou, you are locked up in this prison, do you still care about your property in Dragon Guardian Villa? Rest assured!
We have worked together for so many years, and we have intersected with each other, what grievances can I make your subordinates suffer?
No, I discussed it with Gonggong Liu just now, I will go to the first village in the world, and he will go to the Dragon Guardian Villa." Cao Zhengchun thought of this and said happily.
"You!" Zhu ignored it even more angrily, and looked at the old gelding fiercely.
"Haha~" Cao Zhengchun laughed again: "Father-in-law Liu, look at it, I suddenly understand my little ancestor's feelings about playing tricks on people now.
His expression looks like he's going to eat me. But there's nothing you can do about me, tsk!
But you are a dignified and courageous god, dedicated to the people, loyal to the king and the country, and you have to follow the rules when beating people."
"Let's go! Go to the first village in the world to help Lord Shenhou take care of his family!" Cao Zhengchun greeted.
"Meow~" The little yellow cat jumped directly on the shoulder.
γLet's go!γ γ
"Cao Zhengchun, you wait, I won't let you go!" Zhu ignored and said angrily.
Cao Zhengchun turned around, stretched out his orchid finger, and was very worried: "Oops, I'm so scared!
Lord Shenhou, you're going to beat me, hehehehe~"
"You!" Zhu ignored and became angrier,
"Hahaha~"
The little yellow cat's blue eyes widened.
The scene of the villain bullying honest people is really hateful and terrible.
Fortunately, he is also the perpetrator!
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The cell fell silent again
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Zhu ignored his expressionless face and sat cross-legged in the haystack.
It's just a fairy feather divine needle, what can you do to him? Before coming, he naturally made the most detailed investigation and estimation of Cao Gou and Liu Jin's kung fu.
With his hundreds of years of skill, let alone the Immortal Feather Divine Needle, even if the Bodhidharma Patriarch is resurrected, he can't help it.
But there is no hurry to get rid of this constraint.
He was originally going to stay in this prison for a long time, until Liu Jin swelled, swelled to become the enemy of the world, swelled to the point that even the emperor couldn't stand him.
As for Cao Zhengchun and Liu Jin treating him like this, humiliating him, and even having some damage to his forces and subordinates, it doesn't matter
Those who achieve great things are not informal.
Dignity, face, humiliation, these things, what he has lost now, sooner or later, he will take it back with his own hands one day. Temporary setbacks and failures are only temporary.
Looking through the history books, except for a few people, who has not failed or been humiliated before those people have achieved great things?
The real winner is the one who stands in the end!
The winner is the king, and the loser is the loser. When the time comes, he will be able to unleash his pen and ink in the history books, and at that time, he will be a real hero!
As for the cat with some strange abilities, he is shameless and does not know how to lift. What about the strength, times have changed, find an opportunity to do him directly with explosives!
Manpower is sometimes exhausted, and the general situation is in hand, and no one can stop him from moving forward.
Destiny is on him!
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The first village in the world, the middle hall.
Since the Iron Courage Shenhou entered the prison, the backer was not there, and the people in the village were suddenly panicked.
Shangguan Haitang, the owner of the village, was also holding a folding fan, turning around, uneasy.
This is where the leader and the backbone come in.
"Report to the owner, Cao Zhengchun is outside the village." A subordinate came in to report.
Shangguan Haitang was taken aback: "Cao Zhengchun is here?"
The name of a man, the shadow of a tree.
As soon as they heard this name, everyone present immediately got up nervously, and a few people even retreated slightly behind everyone.
"As soon as the Divine Hou enters the prison, this gelding dog will come, and nothing good will happen!" A strong man shouted.
"Hahaha~" Cao Zhengchun laughed and walked into the door, squatting on his shoulder with a little yellow cat with nostrils looking at people.
"It's really a dog's mouth that can't spit out ivory, Begonia, who is this person?"
"I am the best man in the world!" The seven-foot man said proudly.
"Oh, I'm not ashamed!" Cao Zhengchun waved his hand casually, and in an instant, a huge force directly swept Hercules away and knocked him out of the window.
"Whoa~"
Shangguan Haitang's face was ugly: "Gonggong Cao, your child's skills are amazing, and it is really eye-opening!"
"Hehehe~" Cao Zhengchun smiled heartily.
Today is the day when he laughs the most and is the happiest day except for the time when he took over as the overseer of Dongchang.
It's comfortable!
Then, he stood with his hands in his hands and glanced around.
Today he came to do only one thing: go crazy!
See who is unhappy and who is unpleasant! Look at who is cool and crazy. In a word, he's here to spread the wild today!
In the face of his gaze, the people present remained motionless, and did not even dare to blink their eyes.
Courage they have, but to die, there is no need.
A man is born between heaven and earth, and he is a husband who can bend and stretch.
After looking around, Cao Zhengchun saw at a glance that there was a person still lying on the chair behind him.
"So rude! Who is this man?"
Pi Xiaotian on the side hurriedly said, "Report to the Overseer, he is the second laziest person in the world!"
"Oh, what about the lazy man in the world?" Cao Zhengchun said curiously.
"Too lazy!"
Little Yellow Cat: ......
Cao Zhengchun was stunned for a moment, and then his expression turned cold: "Waste of rice!" said, raised his hand, and the second lazy man in the world was directly volleyed
Pick it up, wave it again, and smash it directly into the pillar next to it.
"Poof~"
A mouthful of blood spurted out, and the lazy man fell directly to the ground, obviously more than lucky.
Shangguan Haitang said sharply: "Cao Zhengchun, the soldier can be killed, not humiliated!" You came here today to humiliate us, as the owner of the first village in the world, even if my martial arts are not as good as yours, I will fight with you to the end!"
Cao Zhengchun was disdainful, and even his expression was the same as the little yellow cat on his shoulder, raising his head and looking at people with his nostrils.
"Hahaha~ You, the No. 1 village in the world, are known as snaring strange people in the world, but in my eyes, they are just a group of rats who steal chickens and dogs, wine bags and rice bags.
These people are playing the sign of being the best in the world to swindle and cheat, eat and drink.
As a friend of life and death, relatives and friends, since he is in prison, I have principles and obligations to help him manage the inheritance he left behind.
Today, I will make you, the first village in the world, the first village in the world, the first village in the world!"
Show oneβs true colors in the end.
Hearing this, the people present couldn't bear it, and they directly drew their weapons one by one and rushed forward.
"Brothers, deal with this kind of evil and foreign way, what kind of morality do you talk about, let's go together!"
"That's right, no matter how strong he is, we have hundreds of masters, he may not be able to kill us all before the true qi is exhausted!"
"Kill!"
In the face of everyone's murderous attacks, Cao Zhengchun smiled and stood still, but a three-foot wall of qi appeared around him.
"Hum~" "Ahhh
Dozens of people were shocked out as soon as they touched the air wall, and some even vomited blood directly, retreated a few feet away, and were shocked out of the window.
The little yellow cat is happy to watch, and these guys' acting skills are really good.
"Hmph, Dirt Chicken Tile Dog!" After fighting for a while, Cao Zhengchun disdained it, and with a wave of his hand, a mighty force instantly knocked dozens of people around him into the air.
With his hands into claws, Cao Zhengchun appeared in front of Begonia almost as if he were teleporting.
Since the little ancestor likes this girl, then catch her and go back to warm the bed!
"Whoosh~" A person suddenly appeared in front of Begonia, green masked, expressionless.
Cao Zhengchun was stunned for a moment and slapped it with one palm.
"Wow~" The man was shattered like a phantom, and then two green-clothed men appeared behind him.
Cao Zhengchun frowned and flicked his fingers twice.
The two shattered again, and four appeared behind him again.
Cao Zhengchun waved his sleeves, and the unmatched strength struck over, and the four of them were disillusioned again, and only one person appeared behind him.
Cao Zhengchun was stunned for a moment, and then remembered a kung fu in "Strange Skill Search", a phantom magic skill that no one has practiced in the rivers and lakes for hundreds of years.
But it's not a big problem, as long as you go through two more moves, wait for your divine sense to analyze this kung fu.
He can continue to go wild!
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