"Why am I so miserable~" Jinx's whole person was almost completely hung on Lu Man.

Lu Man frowned at the smell of wine, and just reached out and gently poked her shoulder.

Jinx was in free fall and collapsed on the couch.

"Have you filmed it all?" Lu Man was not affected by Jinx's words in the slightest, and turned his head to ask Ji Nan in "cold blood".

“... Baby, you are so ruthless, I love you so much, but you take black photos to me, woo woo~" Jinx wailed and got up, and then a tiger pounced on Lu Man's body.

As a result, Lu Man lightly stretched out a finger against her forehead, and then Jinx couldn't advance for half a minute.

The arms, which are not very short, don't seem to be long enough at this time.

May be the cause of alcohol paralysis.

Jinx tried to hold Lu Man, but his arm was weak, and he could only swing weakly in mid-air.

This picture was also recorded by Ji Nan without falling to the ground, and this picture is so familiar... It's vaguely like a certain meme....

It may be that Lu Man's refusal was too simple, Jinx's expression instantly switched to melancholy mode, and he pouted like a resentful woman and said aggrievedly:

"Baby L, what am I in your heart? Is it desire? Is it impulsive? Or are hormones on top? Or just play around? How can you do this to me~"

Jinx was about to stick to it again.

Lu Man coldly refused: "You're not here." ”

You're not in my heart.

hurt Jinx and took several steps back, until he lay down on the booth sofa and hugged an eight-pack ab boy who accompanied the drinker, the emotion on his face subsided, but he was still a little aggrieved:

"Baby, I've been with you for so many years, are you a little too ruthless for me?"

(*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)

"Forget it, begging for love is not my style!" Jinx always plays with her body when she is drunk, and now she is beginning to sigh again, holding a wine glass with her left hand and pointing to the sky, holding an abdominal muscle with her right hand to accompany the wine brother, her expression is still very melancholy.

Lu Wei was tortured enough today, and now he has become an anti-hypocrisy, and when he heard Jinx's words, he subconsciously replied: "Begging for love is not your style, begging on the street is?" ”

Then he was glared at fiercely by Jinx.

When he turned his head to Lu Man, his face was full of melancholy.

Lu Man touched his chin and thought for a moment: "Are you in heat?" I'll introduce you to someone another day. ”

This is the best solution that Luman can think of.

Jinx was stunned, and her watery eyes looked a little stunned at this time.

Lu Man frowned subconsciously, her eyes looked like the stupid son of the landlord's family, she waved her hand in front of Jinx: "Do you still recognize me?" ”

Jinx came back to her senses and smiled stupidly: "I know, of course I do, you are a painter ~ an expert in painting flatbread ~"

Lu Man: ....

Ji Xiuyuan, who was watching the play on the side: "Poof." ”

"Let's go, go back." Lu Man pinched his eyebrows helplessly, this bar was noisy and Lu Man's head hurt.

After the group came out of the bar, Jinx was still unstable, and he couldn't get into the car, so he had to walk on the curb of the road.

Lu Man made her head hurt, and directly hit her with a backhand on the side of her neck, and Jinx fainted obediently in the next second, Lu Wei subconsciously picked it up, and then put the person in the car with a horizontal hug.

I have to say that this trick is brutal but very useful.

Lu Man felt that the whole world was much cleaner, and even the echoes in her head were purified.

"Miss Lu, do you want to continue recording?" After driving for a while, Ji Nan spoke.

"Ahh Oh, don't record it. Lu Man then remembered that he had asked Ji Nan to help record the video before.

Just two minutes after the video stopped, Jinx seemed to be awake as if telepathically, and was groping in a daze, probably looking for a way.

After groping for more than a dozen times, she still found it.

Lu Man closed his eyes, and regretted that he had just started too lightly.

In the next second, Jinx's confused voice sounded in his ears: "L baby~"

Ji Xiuyuan on the side raised his eyebrows, he hadn't heard Jinx's name Lu Man clearly before, but now that he heard it clearly, he always felt a little familiar....

Before he could remember where he had heard the name, Jinx spoke again: "You must promise me, you... Look so beautiful, don't cheap those stinky men, it's okay to be lonely and old?? ”

Jinx's face was full of alcohol and almost sprayed on Lu Man's face, but she also smelled it, if it wasn't for the fear of beating Jinx stupid, she would definitely slap her again without hesitation.

But now, she could only try to stay away from Jinx, and she couldn't spare any energy to listen to what the other party said, so she just subconsciously agreed: "Mmmmmmmm ”

"Uh-huh??" Ji Xiuyuan didn't bother to think about the name L, what did he hear just now? Lu Man promised Jinx that he would die alone??

His eyes were burning and he looked at Lu Man not very approvingly.

Lu Man didn't look at him, because she had been entangled by Jinx to the point of being incompetent.

"L baby, why don't you take me to the dark field today, I'm really bored, and it's not interesting to drink, I just sprinkle water and knock down a group of rookies...."

Jinx's voice was still vague, and she could hear the drunkenness in it, she was really drunk, otherwise she wouldn't have said these words outside so unsuspectingly.

Lu Man pursed her lips and didn't reply, Jinx was full of enthusiasm but was not extinguished, she said excitedly: "! If you take me with you today, I'm sure I'll have them all in the way, he... What a fucking deception! ”

"And that second elder, I pulled out his beard and stuck it on his head, and I gave him a hair transplant!"

"I drained his blood and poured it into his bladder, and I made him urinate blood! , don't let him fall into my hands! Or kill him! ”

Jinx didn't notice the silence of the crowd, and was still muttering to herself, she wanted revenge! Revenge.

Lu Wei in the back row heard it clearly, and quietly shrank towards Ji Ye, he was really scared....

Jinx in front was still counting, and he was even counting his enemies with his fingers, the second elder, Shen Shen of the abyss, and the instructors in the dark field....

"That's right! And that barricade! Fuck, and let Baby L get hurt, let me see him, I have to peel him off to make me a mink coat! I'll have to see if he has any garlic cloves on him! ”

Jinx muttered after getting drunk, and the coherence was a little unclear, but Ji Xiuyuan still caught the point inside, and he muttered: "Who? Who made her hurt!? ”

It is self-evident who this "she" refers to