Chapter 31: I'm going to be squeezed into venison jerky [Alliance Leader Duck Duck Great Demon King]
Immediately afterwards, the news of Lu Youyou came again.
Yo Yo Lu Ming: "You're almost out of class."
Lin Shen saw the whale: "Hmm."
Yo Yo Lu Ming: "Then I'll wait for you to get out of class."
Lin Jingyu: "? ”
What are you waiting for? There's something you have to say after class.
People are like that.
The more things you know in the future, the more curious you become.
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Three forty. After the bell rang, the teacher shouted to end the class.
Immediately after that, the people in the classroom got up almost simultaneously with books and mobile phones, and then rushed towards the door.
Including the students who were blocking the door and preparing to come in for class, they all blocked the water around this miserable little exit.
Lu Youyou cowered in the corner depressedly.
She felt like she was going to be squeezed into a bun.
Lin Jingyu finally squeezed out, Lu Youyou's eyes were quick, and she immediately reached out and grabbed Lin Jingyu's pants on the thigh.
Don't run!
Don't leave her alone!
Lin Jingyu stepped forward vigorously.
Well~
Don't move.
No matter how hard I try, I still can't move.
So Lin Jingyu turned his head to see what the situation was, and then saw the senior sister squatting in the corner, shrunk into a small ball like a mouse, stretching out a hand high, and pulling the edge of his pants on one side of the fabric.
The girl's dark eyes just stared at him like that.
Lin Jingyu's heart trembled suddenly, and he felt that he had pity for this scene.
Lu Youyou squatting here looks particularly pitiful.
"Lin Jingyu."
"Huh?"
The girl sued again.
"I'm almost crushed into venison."
“……”
Lin Jingyu looked at Lu Youyou, she has been brainwashing herself, she is not pitiful at all, she is a fierce Lori who can split bricks with her bare hands.
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"Where's the fourth?" Pu Xiucheng looked inside.
"Four, what, four," knowing that Senior Sister Lu would come over to find Lin Jingyu, Luo Wenxian hurriedly pulled the two of them, "Let's go, go back to the bedroom to blow the air conditioner!" ”
"The fourth child is out of love, wouldn't it be good for us to throw him down again?" Pu Xiucheng said.
In the next second, the fourth child, who had fallen out of love, walked out of the door with his senior sister.
Pu Xiucheng: "......"
He's lost a ghost love.
"Gone, gone."
Luo Wen first brought back Pu Xiucheng's gaze that fell on Lin Jingyu's two people, and then pulled his two sons back to the bedroom together.
Lu Youyou didn't know where Lin Jingyu was going, so she kept following Lin Jingyu's side.
Then, Lu Youyou spoke very resentfully, "Senior brother, you go slowly." ”
The senior sister is old, and the senior sister can't keep up.
Lin Jingyu: "......"
Lin Jingyu didn't say anything, but his pace slowed down.
"Lin Jingyu, I heard them say that you don't think about tea and dinner?"
“?”
Lin Jingyu immediately popped up a question mark from his head, "Who said that?" ”
Lu Youyou: "I don't say it. ”
You can't blow yourself up, otherwise there will be no channel for news next time.
Lin Jingyu: "......"
Forget it, he guessed.
The only ones who know him are the three unangry sons in his bedroom, and only one of the three sons can have something to do with Lu Youyou.
Lu Youyou: "Where are you going now?" ”
Lin Jingyu: "Go to the cafeteria." ”
Lu Youyou: "Didn't eat at noon?" ”
Lin Jingyu: "There are a lot of people at noon. In addition, I was not very hungry, so I didn't squeeze with them. ”
Lu Youyou: "Isn't that still a tea and rice?" ”
Lin Jingyu: "......"
He didn't.
In the cafeteria, Lin Jingyu bought a bowl of noodles.
was going to pack it and take it back to eat, but when he turned his head and saw his senior sister here, when he asked Lin Jingyu if he was packing or eating here, Lin Jingyu still said that he would eat here.
Lin Jingyu took a bite of noodles with chopsticks, and then saw Lu Youyou staring at him on the other side.
“……”
It's strange to say that this kind of scene is very strange.
Lin was stunned for a moment, "Senior sister, why don't I go and buy you a copy too?" ”
Lu Youyou: "No, I'm not hungry." ”
She had eaten it at noon, and she couldn't eat anything in the heat.
Lin Jingyu resisted the weirdness and forced himself into a mouthful of noodles.
Swallow.
Then, Lin Jingyu spoke.
Lin Jingyu: "Senior sister, what are you looking for me?" ”
Lu Youyou: "It's nothing, it's just that they said you fell out of love, so I came to take a look at you." ”
Lin Jingyu looked at Lu Youyou; "How can you fall out of love without a girlfriend."
Lu Youyou also looked at Lin Jingyu: "I was afraid that you would have a girlfriend before coming to take a look." ”
Lin Jingyu: "I'm single, what about my senior sister?" ”
Lu Youyou spread her hands and made a very helpless gesture: "It's a pity, I have an ex-husband." ”
But I heard that second-married women are more charming.
Lin Jingyu raised his eyebrows: "Ex-boyfriend? ”
Lu Youyou corrected: "No, it's my ex-husband." If you want to say that the current husband is okay, but he hasn't appeared for many years, so it should be considered an automatic divorce. ”
Lin Jingyu felt that the senior sister was joking, "Then where is he now?" ”
Lu Youyou nodded his head and pointed his chin forward: "You." ”
"What?"
"I said it's you."
“……”
“……”
After being stunned for a moment, Lin Jingyu felt very innocent.
"I'm an ex-husband?"
"That's you."
The notes she gave him were all ex-husbands.
"I wouldn't be wrong." The girl's eyes are gloomy.
"Why?"
Hiss.
Lin Jingyu felt a little pain in his brain. He probably didn't do anything that he had done from the beginning to the end.
It's impossible, he's been widowed for eighteen years, and he says that he has been in chaos and has always given up?
"Hmmm......"
"Senior sister, will you recognize the wrong person?"
"Then are you called Lin Jingyu?"
Lin Jingyu didn't have time to speak, so he heard Lu Youyou continue: "Since you are Lin Jingyu, then you are my ex-husband." ”
"Admit it, junior brother, you just forgot that you once had a wife."
"Then time passed, and I became your ex-wife, a second wife."
“……”
Lin Jingyu was full of black lines, and felt that the more the senior sister said, the more outrageous it became.
But fortunately, everything is clear.
Senpai doesn't have a boyfriend.
So the beauty is like jade, and the number is not necessarily the senior sister's.
Or the beauty Ruyu is the senior sister's, and there is also a possibility that the one who forms a chivalrous couple with the beauty Ruyu is also the senior sister's own number.
There are so many possibilities.
The depression in his heart was swept away, and Lin Jingyu changed his words, trying to ignore his ex-husband's outrageous setting, and then said, "Didn't Senior Sister say that she was playing that game before, I want to build an account to play, so I should relax and relax." ”
"Yes, you can just build a female number. Come to 51 suits, and when you reach the level, apply for Yun Mengze's gang. ”
After a pause, Lu Youyou continued to ask, "But what about the number you were in Yunmengze before?" ”
"I forgot my account password."
The account of this game is not WeChat penguin or anything like that. What makes up this game account is a string of garbled character numbers, and Lin Jingyu really can't remember it.
"Oh. I remember you told me. ”
I can't remember all the prompts.
Lin Jingyu, killed!
"But senior sister, why did I build a female number?"