Eat bullfrogs today.

Lin Jingyu ordered a special dish, he wanted to stew a duck to eat.

If you can't beat the duck, you can only eat the duck.

Deer Cub: "......"

She now suspects that Lin Jingyu is taking revenge.

After they said goodnight to each other last night, what happened to Lin Jingyu with that duck?

Although he was thinking about it, he still bought a duck from the vegetable market and came back.

But......

“……”

Lin Jingyu looked at the duck that Senior Sister bought, and fell into deep thought, "Senior Sister, how did you buy the duck alive?" ”

Will she kill ducks?

As he spoke, he lifted the duck up, "Because live ducks can reassure me more." ”

Lin Jingyu: "...... So senior sister, why don't you pick a live duck and let the boss kill it for you? ”

Although their side is in the middle ground, neither south nor north. But their wet markets are still southern. At least when the market owners are not busy, they are willing to help with the simple processing of the ingredients.

Deer Cub: "......"

Yes?

The schoolboy stiffened.

Why didn't she let the boss handle it for her, the reason was that she forgot.

Or what else?

The deer pursed her lips, but the Jedi she said couldn't be such a shameful reason. So the elementary school student said with a straight face: "Because I like to kill ducks." ”

Lin Jingyu: "......"

Lin Jingyu looked at Lu Youyou's other hand helplessly: "So did Senior Sister's frog also buy live?" ”

Deer Cub: "......"

The deer young lifted the snakeskin bag in her other hand.

Without saying that, the bullfrog inside jumped out with a snakeskin bag. From time to time, there is a little sound.

"Quack."

The expression on the face of the primary school student was very exciting, but he still stubbornly said, "I personally picked ten from the vegetable market." ”

I thought about it and added.

"It's fat."

And then add to it.

"I like to kill bullfrogs."

Lin Jingyu: "......"

She was stiff-mouthed all over her body.

After a while, Lin Jingyu stood aside and watched the primary school students kill bullfrogs.

The young deer holds one in one hand.

I'm,

Ten thousand sentences in his heart, galloping on his horse, he hesitated for a long time, and finally the young deer got up and stuffed the bullfrog into Lin Jingyu's hand.

"I won't, you come."

Lin Jingyu: "......"

When Lin Jingyu was young, he fished for lobsters with others. At that time, there were still a lot of lobsters in the river, especially after a new rain, with the branches picked up from the ground, tied with a rope, and tied to a small section of earthworm at the end, there was no need to have any fishing skills, just hang the earthworm into the river, and a lobster could be caught in a short time.

Sometimes it's a bit of luck and a frog gets the bait.

The frog escapes easily, and the moment it lands, the frog is quick to hold the frog's waist and abdomen. Then take pride in catching a frog.

But at that time, it was a newborn calf that was not afraid of tigers, and wanted to go up and touch everything with his hands.

But now I've grown up. If Lin Jingyu saw this thing again, he only felt disgusted.

Smooth and greasy skin, and mucus on the body......

Although it is true that it is a little cuter than a toad.

Suddenly, he was stuffed with a frog by his senior sister, and Lin Jingyu's scalp suddenly became numb, but he didn't dare to let go of it, otherwise it would be even more difficult to catch it if he ran to the house.

"Knives." Lu Youyou very thoughtfully handed the handle of the kitchen knife to Lin Jingyu.

Then he temporarily stepped aside to cheer Lin Jingyu up.

"Lin Jingyu, come on!"

The deer young washed his hands and took his mobile phone to search for ways to kill bullfrogs.

"The first step is to cut off the bullfrog's head."

Lin Jingyu: "......"

He had only ever killed chickens.

Lu Youyou: "It's okay, it's like killing a chicken and a goose." ”

Lin Jingyu: "......"

"The second step is to cut the back with a knife, and then pull the leather chop apart from the knife."

Lin Jingyu: "......"

That's it.

Lin Jingyu closed his eyes and became numb. He is going to be a sinner with blood on his hands today.

Finally, Lin Jingyu took a lot of effort to solve the ten frogs.

Fortunately, the senior sister didn't buy much. So it's not too time-consuming to deal with. When he cut the first one, he couldn't bear it, but the later he went, he found that he was numb. Anyway, the left and right sides are going to eat in their mouths, so they won't tell some lies that they can't bear to kill.

"What do you do with ducks?" Lin Jingyu raised his hand and wiped the sweat from his forehead with the arm of his left hand.

"Duck is simple, I'll come later." Deer young road.

Anyway, it's definitely like killing a chicken.

Lin Jingyu: "......"

After a while, Lin Jingyu saw what the simple concept in the senior sister's mouth was.

The elementary school student lifted the duck out, cut the duck's trachea with a knife, and then took a bowl to catch the duck's blood. When the blood was about to run out, the schoolboy still carried the duck's wings and shook it, trying to shake out the last bit of blood.

The whole processing process was smooth, and Lin Jingyu's throat was cold.

It looks like I can't offend my senior sister in the future.

"Almost." The deer turned around and said, "The next thing is to boil the water and scald the duck's feathers, then disembowel, and then use the fire to burn the fluff on it." ”

It feels like killing a chicken.

"Hmm!" Lin Jingyu nodded heavily, feeling that the senior sister was very right. "Senior Sister is wise!"

Deer Cub: "......"

Is it wise to kill a duck?

——

After the beer duck was completed, Lin Jingyu took a photo and sent it to Zhou Momei.

Prepare to boast about the young deer.

Lin Jingyu: "Senior sister did it."

Zhou Momei: "When will you learn to cook? [smiles]"

Lin Jingyu: "Isn't my dad and won't?"

Zhou Momei: "Can you compare with your father? [smiles]"

Lin Jingyu: "Mom, when you chat with young people in the future, you still don't use this expression less. It's an insulting look on our face."

Zhou Momei: "That's what I meant. [smiles]"

Lin Jingyu: "......"

Yes.

Lin Jingyu was injured at his mother's place, and then turned around and went to find a duck and a duck to sell swords.

Lin Jingyu: "Eat beer duck today."

Lin Jingyu: "[Picture]"

Lin Jingyu: "The stew is very bad."

Duck Duck: "......"

Is this kid sick?

Duck Duck: "Are you showing off that you bought a duck?"

Lin Jingyu: "No, I'm still showing off that I have a gentle and virtuous girlfriend."

Duck Duck: "......"

it.

After eating, Lin Jingyu began his small movements.

I saw Lin Jingyu sitting on the sofa looking at his electricity bill for the previous month, and then pretended to be sad and said, "Oh, this month's electricity bill is a bit expensive." ”

The young deer despise the eyes.

Bah.

How many days has she only lived?

Then Lin Jingyu turned his head and looked at the elementary school students with burning eyes, and said the next sentence thoughtfully: "Otherwise, let's only turn on one air conditioner recently." ”

"Hmm." Lu Youyou thought for a moment and nodded decisively, "Okay." ”

"Huh?"

Is it that easy?

Elementary school student: "Yes. The air conditioning is in your room and you have the freedom to turn on the air conditioning. ”

Lin Jingyu: "......"