Chapter 132: Coaxing elementary school students
Lin Jingyu was investigated for drunk driving for the first time, and he was a little excited. Then I couldn't wait to drive over there and get ready to blow the air.
He hasn't drunk any alcohol today, so he has to be tested!
And then
The traffic police waved his hand in disgust and motioned for Lin Jingyu to drive forward. You didn't drink, what did you make a fuss about?
“?”
A question mark popped up on Lin Jingyu's head.
What do you mean?
Accidents?
"Haha." The schoolboy laughed.
Lin Jingyu snorted twice, held his breath and continued to drive forward.
"Wait!"
The traffic police glanced at Lin Jingyu and beckoned Lin Jingyu to stop him again.
Hey.
Lin Jingyu was happy again, staring at the traffic police who were walking towards him with great interest. Then jump in.
Is it going to be tested?
The deer young has no face to look at. The elementary school student covered her face, and she felt that Lin Jingyu was crazy.
"Come, blow down." The traffic police handed over the instrument.
In fact, seeing him so excited, I don't feel like there's any need to blow it at all. But he came to Lin Jingyu to have something else to say, and since they have all been stopped, it doesn't hurt to blow it.
What if there is a performance?
"Whew!" Lin Jingyu let out a big breath.
"Hmm." The traffic police took it back and took a look, and it was fine. Then he knocked on the window and taught: "Don't let children sit in the co-pilot in the future, it's not safe, do you know?" ”
"Huh?" Lin was stunned.
“!”
Lu Youyou was furious, "I'm not a primary school student!" ”
Lin Jingyu: "...... This is my girlfriend. ”
Traffic police: "? ”
The traffic policeman walked a few steps around to Lu Youyou's side, "Come on, girl, let me see your ID card." ”
He now suspects the man of cajoling schoolchildren.
Lu Youyou looked for it from his bag and handed it to the traffic police.
"Whoa."
The traffic police took it and took a look.
“……”
Well, it's okay.
"I'm sorry." The traffic police waved at the two people, "You can go." Sorry hah. ”
Hell, a twenty-one-year-old girl, so tender.
Sure enough, people are not to be seen.
Then I drove all the way and soon entered the street of Lin Jingyu Community.
Parking down, Lu Youyou bought two cups of milk tea.
After returning home, Lin Jingyu watched Lu Youyou pour the milk tea she bought into the thermos cup.
Lin Jingyu looked at it for a long time, and felt that this thermos cup was a little familiar. It's vaguely the one he used before.
"Senior sister, this thermos cup is very good-looking."
Lu Youyu looked at him suspiciously: "This is the one you gave me when I was sick." ”
Lin Jingyu: "Oh. ”
Lin Jingyu nodded, and when he turned his head back to the room, he thought to himself, when did he give it to his senior sister?
Doesn't seem to have one, right?
Lin Jingyu turned around and wanted to ask, and then saw Lu Youyou, like a retired old man, holding a thermos cup in one hand and starting to recuperate.
“……”
The corners of Lin Jingyu's mouth twitched twice.
Using a thermos cup is health?
——
When they were in the countryside, the young deer drooled over everything in the city. As a result, after returning to Yicheng, the deer didn't know what to eat again.
After wilting for several days, the deer young finally couldn't help but touch his stomach and said.
"I think I'm pregnant."
“?” Lin Jingyu looked at the elementary school students
Lu Youyou lowered his head, smiled happily, and then turned his head to look at Lin Jingyu: "It's true." We have one child. ”
Yes, we have one child.
“…… Fingers can get pregnant, right? Lin Jingyu was very helpless.
Lu Youyou pursed his lips and touched his stomach and said, "People and human physiques are different, maybe I'm the lucky one?" ”
Then, Lu Youyou put Lin Jingyu's big hand on her stomach again.
"You see, our kid says he's hungry."
Lin Jingyu glanced at the sky, and it was already dark. Then take a look at the time, it's past nine o'clock, and you can have a late-night snack.
"Say, what does Senior Sister want to eat?"
Seeing that Lin Jingyu's painting style was relaxed, then the eyes of the elementary school students began to shine stars: "I want to eat snail noodles." ”
"No, you can't."
Lin Jingyu refused without thinking about it, "It will stink." ”
"I didn't let you eat it, I bought it myself and cooked it."
Lin Jingyu: "......"
Then he would not have been able to say yes.
"No, you can't cook it at home. I can only accept you to eat in the store. I can go with you and come back after eating. ”
"Huh?" The deer young glanced out the window, and the sky was full of stars.
"But it's getting dark." Deer young said.
Lin Jingyu: "It's okay when it's dark, as long as the store is not closed." ”
Deer Young: "But there will be danger. ”
After saying that, Lu Youyou's body collapsed on the sofa and howled, "It's not safe outside at night!" ”
"You said that if we ate so well that we were suddenly smashed into a chair by a few drunken big men on our backs, wouldn't we have to meet under the Yellow Spring?"
Lin Jingyu: "......"
Lin Jingyu is full of black lines, how can there be such a coincidence?
Lu Youyou counted all the bad things with his fingers, and then the elementary school student stared at Lin Jingyu with a bitter face, holding his arm and coquettishly.
"Okay, please~"
"I really want to be a fan."
Lin Jingyu: "......"
Ahhhh
Lin Jingyu was so grinding that there was no way. He wanted to say something bad, but he looked at the eyes of his junior sister, and he was really embarrassed to say what he refused.
"Ahh Lin Yu patted his head in surprise and leaned back on the sofa.
"Okay, okay." Lin Jingyu said, "When I change my clothes, we will go down together." ”
"Okay!" The elementary school student was happy, and then kissed Lin Jingyu's face, and went to change his clothes very briskly.
……
The senior sister wants to eat boiled.
There happened to be a big supermarket downstairs, so he just bought the bagged ones and cooked them.
Lin Jingyu's mood was very heavy.
Especially when he was cooking snail noodles, it was particularly heavy.
It stinks.
Lin Jingyu took a tissue and rubbed two balls and stuffed them into his nose. Then look at the pot that has been gurgling.
He doesn't know how to cook, but he still makes instant noodles.
Anyway, the process of boiling snail noodles is similar to boiling instant noodles, just boil the water and adjust the seasoning.
After a while, Lin Jingyu came out with a pot of strange things.
"Senior sister, your ...... Vomit...... Snail ...... ...... vomit"
"Snail Flour ......"
Lin Jingyu put the pot down, and then immediately went into the room to change clothes. He felt his clothes stink.
He's such a good man.
While making a nausea, I cooked for the baby in my sister's belly......
Lu Youyou's reaction to Lin Jingyu was very incomprehensible. The brow furrowed several times in confusion.
So does it really stink that much?
The young deer skeptically stirred around with a tachy, then crouched down and sniffed it.
Well, fragrant.
Hey, Lin Jingyu has a nose problem.
Lin Jingyu eased up on the bed alone, calmed down for a while, and then picked up his mobile phone to send a message to his senior sister.
"Senior sister, you have to take a shower after you finish eating, and you can only come to the room after you have washed up. You know what?"
The deer was eating powder, so he sent a voice message directly.
"It's okay, I'm not sleeping with you tonight."
Lin Jingyu: "? ”