Chapter 52: Psychological Counseling Department, we sincerely invite you to visit us
In Song Lan's view, the less people in the department, the more everyone needs to be able to perform their duties.
Now that the counseling department has receptionists and counselors, it's time to introduce an automatic burger vending machine.
At this time, the role of the capable person is revealed.
Although Song Lan didn't know anything about machine building, and there was no such thing as an automatic burger vending machine on the market in the 17th district, this did not prevent the city from being built in one morning, and it was even very likely that it was the first automatic burger vending machine since the establishment of the coalition government.
The specific method is to order a vending machine from the beverage vending machine factory, tear off the advertising part of the drink on it, and paste the posters that he made and printed on the computer, and replace the original drink part with these posters with delicious burger graphics.
And then comes the most critical step.
The rule of El Mond's ability is to move a person or object that passes through the "door" to a pre-marked location.
Therefore, it doesn't matter what's in the beverage machine, what matters is that Elmon can use his ability to deliver the prepared burgers to the office through the dispenser.
He didn't need to design a kitchen in the office, as long as he kept Almond at home, he would be able to supply them with food, and Song Lan chose burgers that were easier to use and easy to make quickly.
The price of the hamburger is 103 watts, and Song Lan can also earn 20 watts on the basis of raw materials.
This price is an unacceptable luxury for the average citizen of the 17th arrondissement, but it is a different story for high-paid law enforcers.
If his plan goes well, he may also launch an automatic fried rice machine, an automatic dumpling machine in the near future.
It took a lot of time to teach Almond the practice, but he was pleased that although the kid had no cooking background, he was talented and willing to learn, and by the time he left the house, he was already able to make hamburgers on his own.
It was already afternoon when he asked his colleagues in the Security Section to help push the burger vending machine into the office.
Roger and Vallene were there, but the atmosphere in the office was suffocating.
One of the main reasons is that Roger has been releasing low pressure intentionally or unintentionally, and from time to time he mutters to himself, "In this case, it is better to disband this department".
"Section Chief, you're finally here! (Penguin's excited expression)
Seeing Song Lan enter the door, Valian was like seeing a savior, and she had to use a cute cartoon expression to emphasize her mood at the moment.
She tried to comfort and encourage Roger all day today, but Roger really exuded an aura of despair just like his nickname "Death Negotiator".
"There was a delay for this machine, but it was finally in time."
Song Lan wiped his sweat, in order to realize his plan, he rode to a lot of places today, this is definitely the hardest work he has worked since coming to 2166.
"Next, it's time for a counteroffensive."
"Counterattack?"
Immersed in depression, Roger finally reacted, he glanced at the poster on the burger vending machine, his eyes were still like a black hole, "It's over." ”
From the moment he was called the "death negotiator" by his colleagues, the game of his life was over.
"Now is not the time to give up."
Song Lan never thought that this sentence would one day come out of his mouth, if he were the same as before, I am afraid that he would immediately conform to the atmosphere of the office and say the declaration of "being a man, happiness is the most important".
But now it's different.
He could see that the reward Lu Xiang said was waiting for him ahead.
"The net has been cast, so just be patient."
……
At the same time, the Statistics Section.
On this quiet afternoon, Zhuang Chi received an advertisement from the guard.
"We sincerely invite you to visit us in the Psychological Counseling Department".
When she saw the words on the advertisement, she smiled.
Advertising is indeed a good method, but the news that the psychological counselor is a "death negotiator" has spread throughout the department yesterday, and those who were still interested in this new department have invariably blacklisted the psychological counseling department for their own safety.
There is no contradiction between respecting Comrade Roger's dedication to the security of the 17th district and refusing to accept any psychological services provided by Comrade Roger.
Too late.
Zhuang Chi pushed the ad aside, even if the counselor was not Roger, she would not casually pour out her true thoughts to unrelated people, from the beginning, she did not ......
The next moment, a tuft of hair on top of her head stood on end like an antenna.
"We have set up a food service in the consultation room, so you can feel at home."
This food called hamburger is absolutely delicious just by looking at it!
No, Zhuang Chi, you must be reserved.
It's work time, and besides, how can a girl casually tell others what she thinks?
……
Five minutes later, the door to the counseling department was pushed open.
As soon as he entered the door, a tuft of black hair on the top of Zhuang Chi's head began to work like radar, and after a full circle, it finally pointed to a machine in the office that put up a hamburger poster, and the color picture on the vending machine made the food more attractive than the black and white picture of the advertisement.
Zhuang Chi took a deep breath and went straight to the depressed Roger.
"Doctor, I've been having very serious emotional problems lately!"
You're obviously here to eat!
Who keeps glancing at the hamburger vending machine during psychological counseling?
Zhuang Chi's tone and demeanor couldn't find the slightest hint of emotional problems.
Even though he saw through Zhuang Chi's impure motives at a glance, Roger did not expose the other party, after all, this was the first "patient" he came to consult with him after he was transferred to the new department.
"Don't be nervous, you can elaborate."
"That's right, lately I've been inexplicably irritable at work, and I've been having trouble concentrating, and I've found many ways to no avail, and then I unexpectedly found that I can only calm down briefly when I eat a snack."
"Other than that, what are the symptoms?"
"I don't sleep well at night, and occasionally I have thoughts of self-harm."
The black hair on the top of Zhuang Chi's head swayed, she rolled up her sleeves, revealing the wound on her forearm that was accidentally poked by an oil-based pen when she dozed off at work, and looked at Roger with sincere eyes, "Doctor Roger, I think my illness is already very serious, and I may have to come to your department every day for dietary therapy in the future to recover." ”