Chapter 114: Slap in the face

"Hulk? Hulk? ”

Don't get me wrong, this isn't Hulk's roar, it's Dr. Bruce Banner's call to Hulk.

But no matter how Bruce Banner called, the Hulk, who couldn't wait to pop out on weekdays, just didn't move at all, and he couldn't even feel the Hulk in his body.

As if Hulk was just a delusion on his part, he was still the scientist who spends his days in the lab.

Of course, Bruce Banner knew it was a delusion.

It's just that he is sure of one thing, and that is that Hulk is really scared!

Hulk is afraid of Anduin, as long as he looks at Anduin's face, Hulk will not dare to come out even if he is angry!

Hulk hidden deep inside his body: What am I doing here? Come out and wait to be beaten?

Bruce Banner discovers that he has found a way to suppress Hulk's rampage!

During the whole blood drawing process, there were no accidents.

Hulk, even under Bruce Banner's thousand calls, didn't come out.

After the successful blood drawing, Bruce Banner quietly breathed a sigh of relief, although Anduin had expanded the mirror space, but now the instrument under his body, which integrated blood drawing and physical examination functions, could follow him into the mirror space.

After getting off the blood drawing machine, Bruce Banner did not rush to test his blood with Dr. Yin Sen, but found Anduin, whose expression looked like that of a very little girl.

"What's wrong? Dr. Banner. Anduin looked at him with a smile and a smile, "It's a little hard for me to accept that Hulk, the Hulk who can make a big fuss in New York, make this little girl's gesture." ”

Bruce Banner smiled a little sheepishly and whispered to Anduin, "Anduin, I want to ...... Ask for a photo of yourself to take with you. ”

"Poof!"

In the office, Tony Stark, who had just finished a phone call with the president, almost squirted a mouthful of water directly onto his computer screen because he asked Jarvis to pull up the surveillance footage from the lab out of curiosity.

As soon as I turned on the phone, I encountered such a lively conversation?

Tony Stark's gossip soul was so burning that he even threw aside the papers that Pepper had just sent him via email, deciding to look at them later.

Tony Stark sat in front of the computer with a strange expression.

He couldn't help but think that he had known Anduin for so long, and Anduin didn't even have the experience of rolling sheets with a woman once.

Could it be that Anduin ......

And Anduin, who was standing in front of Bruce Banner, also looked at each other with a strange expression.

If he remembers correctly, Bruce Banner has a normal sexual orientation in the original plot!

Moreover, in the original plot, it seems that after entering the Avengers, there is still a leg with Black Widow!

Why do you want to take your own photos with you now?

Is it too much of a stimulus? Or is it because of the butterfly noise caused by his own appearance?

Then this butterfly effect is too outrageous!

The point is that I can't stand Hulk's physique!

That picture, just thinking about it is spicy!

"Ahem, that ......" Anduin worded, trying not to hurt this special group of people with his words, "Actually, you are a good person, and I am a normal person, what I like is women......"

Anduin tried to make his language sound as euphemistic as possible.

Although he has never been confessed by a woman in his two lives combined, being confessed by a man is also the first time that a big girl has been on a sedan chair!

So, despite Anduin's best efforts to block the language, it still didn't sound like a preface to Bruce Banner.

It took a long time for Bruce Banner to understand what Anduin was saying.

It seems that Anduin misunderstood what he meant, but it's no wonder that if any man cares about himself and wants to carry the photo with him, I'm afraid he will also want to be crooked!

Thinking of this, Bruce Banner couldn't help but blush.

Anduin:!

You're blushing with a bubble teapot!

"Anduin, I think you're misunderstood, I'm going to carry your picture with me to suppress Hulk's rampage......"

Immediately, Bruce Banner told Anduin what he had just discovered.

After listening to Bruce Banner's explanation, Anduin breathed a sigh of relief.

As long as it's not that Bruce Banner likes men, it's good to say.

To be reasonable, he has lived two lives, and he has never considered rejecting a man......

As for Tony Stark, who was hiding behind the monitor, he shook his head with some regret, and he didn't know if Anduin would pull him for a live PK if he knew his reaction.

"Sir, you seem to be a little disappointed?"

Jarvis's voice rang out, his tone full of confusion.

He still can't understand the strange human habits and the gossip that grows in the depths of everyone's heart.

"Jarvis, you don't understand, if you have a soul like Jean human, you can go and look at some websites that are not allowed to be read under the age of eighteen, and you will understand that there are many other interests of human beings besides reproduction......"

The speaker has no intention, but the listener has the intention.

Jarvis silently recorded Tony Stark's words in the lowest storage space of his server.

If you can understand it one day, will you be able to prove that you also have a soul......

……

Unbeknownst to Anduin, something had inadvertently gone wrong.

The problem of Hulk's rampage transformation has been solved, but he is starting to get angry again.

After rejoicing that Dr. Banner's sexual orientation was normal, Anduin realized that his photo could restrain Hulk's rampage, which made him inexplicably think of the door god on the other side of the ocean, where every household would stick on the door to ward off evil spirits......

Am I a god?

But it's not Bruce Banner's fault, so Anduin has no reason to be angry with Dr. Banner.

While sulking, he asked Jarvis to print out one of his most handsome photos and give it to Dr. Banner.

Dr. Banner looked overjoyed when he got the picture.

"Anduin, I'm going to go out and do some of my own things, and I'll be back as soon as I'm done!"

Anduin nodded, "Go ahead." If there's anything you need help with, you can just talk to Jarvis or tell me. ”

"Okay, but I don't need to bother you just yet.

He didn't care, after all, Dr. Banner was just a scientist working in a prison, not a prisoner.

As for security?

The military has canceled the wanted warrant, and although it is not flattering to say that the credibility of S.H.I.E.L.D., at least Nick Fury does not dare to lie to himself.

Hulk will be dangerous on Earth, that's the biggest joke!

Now the only person in New York who can threaten Bruce Banner may be himself, and he is still in his group!

After witnessing Bruce Banner brisk out of the villa, Anduin complained to Jarvis in some frustration.

"Jarvis, am I ugly?"

Jarvis's voice rang out in the stereo as always.

"Sir, you are not ugly, but by human standards, you are handsome."

"But why would my picture be used to suppress Hulk's rampage!" Anduin chattered casually.

After a brief silence, Jarvis finally found the most suitable answer in his database.

"Maybe this is what humans call handsome?"

Anduin: ......

That's a good answer, don't answer next time.

……

Anduin ultimately underestimated the power of the love brain.

Especially when a seven-science doctor like Bruce Banner "suffers" from the power of the love brain.

After Bruce Banner left Anduin, he went straight to Steve, who had just finished teaching the Saints martial arts.

Don't get me wrong, he's not here to learn how to fight with Steve, and there's no Hulk boxing in the world.

He had only come to Steve to borrow transportation.

In fact, in terms of transportation functions alone, there are Bentleys in Anduin and countless luxury cars in Tony Stark.

Bruce Banner could borrow from whoever he borrowed from, but after much thought, he finally decided to borrow it from Steve.

Not for other reasons, just because those luxury cars and the like are too high-profile and eye-catching.

The military's wanted warrant for him has just been lifted, and he's going to meet his girlfriend at Bernard College in New York City, whether he can avoid trouble or avoid trouble.

"Dr. Banner?" Steve, who opened the door, was a little surprised, but still welcomed Bruce Banner in.

It wasn't until Bruce Banner sat down in the living room that Steve asked him, "Dr. Banner, what are you looking for me?" ”

Naturally, Steve also knew that Dr. Banner was now his own person.

But what he couldn't figure out was what he could do with Bruce Banner as a rough man with a real education of only high school?

"That's right, Steve, I'd like to borrow a vehicle from you, the Hulk's transformation problem on my body has been solved for the time being, and I want to go to New York City."

Steve was a little surprised that he had solved the Hulk's rampage so quickly, but he thought it was Anduin's means and stopped asking.

Unconsciously, in the heart of Steve, Captain America, Anduin began to move closer to omnipotent......

"Hmm...... Dr. Banner, do you ride a motorcycle? After a moment's thought, Steve pointed his finger out the window, "If you know how to ride a motorcycle, I think I can lend you my motorcycle." ”

"Of course I can ride!" Bruce Banner nodded hurriedly.

But when Bruce Banner turned his head to look into the courtyard, he suddenly felt that Steve's transportation in front of him didn't seem to be very suitable......

Following Steve's point, in the middle of the yard, a heavy locomotive was parked there.

As you can tell from the water stains on the ground and the smooth piano paint, the bike has just been serviced by Steve.

Moreover, although the shape of this motorcycle is not particularly exaggerated, it is full of tough guy style, and it will be very eye-catching when walking on the road.

"Ahh......h I'd better not get anyone else's attention when I go out this time. ”

Steve:......

Steve scratched his head with a headache, and to be reasonable, he only liked this kind of heavy locomotive.

Suddenly, Steve's eyes lit up, "Wait for me!" ”

He threw down such a sentence and turned and ran out of the villa.

Soon, Steve was back again, only this time with an electric car in his hand......

It's the most common electric car, a little sheep electric car for housewives to ride out to buy groceries.

This electric car was still given as an extra gift for the purchase of the locomotive when he bought the locomotive in the yard after he was unfrozen.

But it was this little sheep that would be ugly to anyone who looked at it, but it made Bruce Banner's eyes shine.

"This is good! This is good! That's it! ”

Bruce Banner even got up from the couch excitedly.

Steve was also very generous, and waved his hand directly, "Since you like Dr. Banner, I'll give it to you." ”

Anyway, this electric car is also left in the warehouse to eat dust, if it weren't for Dr. Bruce Banner mentioning it today, Steve probably wouldn't have remembered it.

It's better to give it directly to Dr. Banner and make the most of it.

On weekdays, this electric car is kept in the warehouse, and the saints who come to the warehouse every day to clean the satellite will also consciously charge it, but it can be used directly.

"Thank you, Mr. Captain." Bruce Banner didn't refuse, but took the handlebars of the electric car directly from Steve's hands.

It's just that he has silently recorded this favor in his heart, and he must find a chance to repay him when he comes back.

Bruce Banner took over the electric car from Steve's hand and collapsed directly, and Steve also has all the supporting equipment for helmets here.

After attaching the helmet, Bruce Banner's face was almost hidden in the helmet.

Plus riding a little sheep electric car, who would have thought that this was actually the Hulk Hulk who made trouble in New York yesterday.

"Well, that's good!"

Bruce Banner was very pleased with his disguise.

Steve also felt that this level of disguise was enough if he just didn't want to attract attention.

So after receiving the affirmation from Steve, Bruce Banner stepped directly onto the little sheep and drove towards the gate in a puff of smoke under Steve's eyes.

But neither Steve nor Bruce Banner overlooked one thing.

That is Bernard College, which is actually a women's college, and it is also an aristocratic women's college, and those who can go to school here are either rich or expensive!

Now a man appears on the campus on a small sheep, is it really not noticeable?

Is this really disguise, not performance art?

……

What happened today in Hell's Kitchen has attracted more than just intelligence organizations.

There are also the media as well as a number of other organizations.

It's just that the media coverage of the battle in Hell's Kitchen has been suppressed by all the intelligence organizations in the world, for different purposes.

And the military ......

As long as they weren't deaf or blind, they naturally noticed Hulk's appearance in Hell's Kitchen.

Not only has Bruce Banner been taken to the Holy Light Prison by Anduin in the open, but they have also had his arrest warrant for Bruce Banner removed.

This is simply a slap in the face of the military!

Now almost all intelligence organizations in the world are paying attention to the movements in the direction of the Pentagon, because the next actions of the beautiful military will affect the attitude of these intelligence organizations towards them......