Chapter 480: Song Lan, this kid is smart when he is young
After many years, Song Lan was once again asked about this familiar topic.
It's just that unlike last time, he finally has a partner to talk about marriage, instead of prevaricating with "next time" like before.
The conversation with the dean always felt real and familiar to him, and apart from the munitions in the basement, the details of the orphanage almost always matched what he remembered.
He really seems to have grown up with other children in this compound.
Song Lan has long had rich experience in dealing with these tricky problems, "Recently, she has been busy with her work, so she may have to postpone it a little." ”
"It's understandable that young people still focus on their careers."
The dean smiled kindly and mysteriously took out an electronic manual, "Actually, I've been paying attention to you all along. ”
- Love Story of the Law Enforcement Division
???
The title on the cover stung Song Lan's eyes deeply.
The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient.
When he woke up, how did he feel that the world was suddenly full of little blacks.
Judging from the picture on the cover, this seems to be a book with the theme of love, and the issue number of "Seventh Issue" is enthusiastically marked in the upper right corner of the e-book cover.
The subtitle is "The Love Mind War of the Workplace Experts in the Seventeenth District".
Song Lan immediately checked the author's name, he wanted to see which little black man was secretly arranging them.
As a result, the author's name called "Nami 2333" came into his eyes.
Well, this group of little sunspots not only orchestrated him secretly, but also took the innocent navigation robot Nami out to take the blame!
Although Nami is smart, she will never make an initiative to compile such an electronic journal without clear instructions, and what he didn't expect is that without them knowing, this electronic publication has reached the seventh issue!
The dean didn't seem to see Song Lan's eyes gradually falling into darkness, and he was still smiling and mending the knife on the side, "This is the most popular electronic publication in the Seventeenth District recently, even I, an old man who doesn't go out much, have heard of it, and now we have a copy in our hands." ”
Although "Nami No. 2333" has carried out "artistic processing" of the names in it, and put forward the disclaimer that this story is pure fiction and that any similarities are purely coincidental, anyone who knows the 17th District knows that the heroine in this book is Lu Xiang, as for a certain male protagonist who is also the head of two departments......
His name is Song Lan.
Song Lan felt that this kind of artistic processing that only changed one word, and didn't even change the pronunciation, was too distracting.
"I love this book, but I don't like it for a long time."
The dean's smile narrowed a little, and he put forward his opinion as a person who came over, "Why are you always in a passive position? When will I see you take the initiative? ”
As an old man over 80 years old, the dean couldn't imagine that he would be anxious when he was reading a book of love, and when there were several plot points, he couldn't wait to take a taxi overnight to call Song Lan out and give him a good guidance.
Because of this, after this electronic publication became popular, it was named "I Want to Kill You" by the readers who read it.
In this regard, Song Lan could only smile awkwardly and try to excuse herself, "The stories in it are basically fictional, and there are many discrepancies with reality. ”
In fact, Song Lan did not try to take the initiative.
When he was on his first business trip with Lu Xiang, he tried to use some of the knowledge he had learned while surfing the Internet at high intensity.
However, the results were not ideal.
The atmosphere was so awkward that even their Grim Reaper friends fell silent.
Since then, Song Lan has realized that the talent for love is actually the same as spiritual energy, it is an innate talent, and his talent in this area is extremely low, and it may be difficult to pass the assessment of "one-star lover".
"I don't think so."
The dean had already seen through everything, "When I entered the door just now, I saw that she took the initiative to hold your arm. ”
This is very much in line with the picture described in the e-newsletter.
Seeing that Song Lan was speechless, the dean took out a book from the drawer and handed it into his hands as if it were a family heirloom.
"A Love Tip Every Day".
The dean doesn't seem to know that the book is in its second volume.
"You are a smart kid from a young age, and I believe that as long as you learn a little, you can grasp the mysteries."
For the sake of his own health, so as not to be anxious by some plots in electronic publications, the dean bought this love textbook that is said to be the best-selling on the whole network overnight, and has been waiting for the day when Song Lan returns to the orphanage to visit him.
He wanted to deliver the book to Song Lan more than the arms in the basement.
During the conversation, Lu Xiang, who had traveled a few blocks with the children, returned to the gate of the orphanage, the hovercar was parked at the gate of the courtyard, and the children returned to the courtyard with cheerful steps, chattering non-stop.
All the scenes in my memory are played out in front of my eyes, and the empty cognition in my heart becomes real.
After saying goodbye to the dean, Lu Xiang, who returned to the car, seemed to be in a particularly good mood.
"I've heard a lot about you."
Today, she has a new understanding of Song Lan, "The children say that you are the record holder of the peek-a-boo competition, and you still hold a record that has never been found. ”
Many of them had never seen Song Lan when they came to the orphanage, but had only heard of his name from some strange records.
As for the children who have come into contact with Song Lan, they all regard Song Lan as a role model.
Many of them are motivated to become glorious law enforcers when they grow up, which shows that Song Lan's propaganda strategy has been successful, because if it had been a few years ago, the children's answer to this question would have been to become gangster superstars.
"The reason why the dean is called the 'godfather'......"
Lu Xiang also deduced the origin of those urban legends through the children's descriptions, "mainly because many children who grew up in the orphanage have joined the gang and have achieved a certain status, and when they come back to visit, they will bring some of the gang's 'local products', and over time, many people think that this orphanage has a close relationship with the gang." ”
Coupled with the fact that the gang members who came out of the orphanage had helped to settle a few uneducated street runners, the rumors became more and more violent.
Lu Xiang, who has experienced a trip to the seventh district, is deeply touched by this.
"So, your dean should really be a kind old man."
"Compared to that."
Song Lan felt that it was necessary for her to let Lu Xiang know that someone was arranging them behind her back, "There are spies within our department, and they actually secretly released an electronic publication called "Love Story of the Law Enforcement Department" behind our backs!" ”
"Is that the one that was based on us as the hero and heroine?"
Lu Xiang's calm reaction surprised Song Lan, he opened his mouth, and asked for a long time, "You know?" ”
"You're mistaken, they didn't orchestrate us behind our backs."
Lu Xiang smiled slightly, "Before they started to do this, I reported this plan, and I approved it, and I think it is conducive to improving the public's understanding and love for the law enforcement department." ”
The Sixty-Eight of the Small Theatre:
Monday, morning, month, year.
After the weekend, members of the intelligence department investigating the "Salted Fish Incident" were surprised to find Lu Xiang in their office.
He was full of energy, and he could not see any signs of being tortured.
This overturned their inference that Comrade Lu Xiang had fallen into the hands of the dark culinary world.
The council immediately summoned Lu Xiang.
"We've seen the clues you left behind, what new discoveries have you made?"
The Council is ready for this, "What kind of virus is the salted fish virus?" ”
"I've investigated the early symptoms of people with salted fish virus, they will stay in bed longer and longer, work shorter and shorter hours, and in severe cases, they may not be able to get out of bed all day."
Lu Xiang replied like a stream, as a close observer of the salted fish virus, I am afraid it will be difficult for you to find a person who knows salted fish better than her.
"Keep watching."
The council solemnly recorded Lu Xiang's report, "If there are any new discoveries, we will be notified as soon as possible, and what kind of organization is the Dark Cuisine Realm?" ”
"It's an evil organization that is trying to spread the saltfish virus with food and trying to rule the world."
Lu Xiang said, "I have found some clues about their leader, and he has had a brief fight. ”
The reviewer immediately asked, "What was the result?" ”
"He's probably hiding somewhere right now."
(End of chapter)