Chapter 882: Start with the Law Enforcer
On this day, Song Lan realized another philosophy of life.
When chopping vegetables, you should concentrate on what you don't have.
Zhuang Chi and the others couldn't answer the question he asked, in this year 2167, when their cooking skills were withering, they could only eat like everyone else, and they couldn't distinguish the ingredients at all, and Song Lan finally put the shredded potatoes into the pot with a fluke mentality.
Maybe there was no ginger in these ingredients in the first place.
Or when he was absent-minded, ginger was taken away by a wild critter that resembled a night heron.
Unfortunately, by the time Song Lan realized the problem, it was already too late.
Lu Xiang didn't have a seizure in front of everyone, and after eating a large mouthful of shredded ginger without defense, she calmly wiped the corners of her mouth with a napkin, and confiscated a plate full of sour and hot shredded potatoes before Zhuang Chi and the others were deeply affected.
She noticed that the nerd bird had become more and more daring since coming to the Fourth District.
first blamed her for the "broom star" physique on the phone, and now she is actually "poisoning" her favorite shredded potatoes.
"You can come to my tent after dinner later."
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When Song Lan opened his eyes again, the noon sun was already high in the sky, and the first time he woke up, the unique spicy taste of ginger filled his taste buds, and suddenly made him sleepy.
Next to the mattress of the tent were several empty plastic bottles of mineral water - this was the result of his and Lu Xiang's battle last night.
The ruthless and brutal Lu Xiang can always come up with some terrible means.
In line with the principle of not wasting food, she brought the plate of hot and sour potatoes mixed with a lot of "mines" into the tent, potatoes are her favorite food, and it is the fruit of Song Lan's busy night's labor, so it is impossible for her to directly pour this dish.
But as the head of the law enforcement department, she will never let go of any "bad guy".
So, Lu Xiang came up with a punishment game.
Inspired by a game called Russian roulette, she slightly modified the rules of the game to make the taste of sour and spicy shredded potatoes full of suspense, tension and excitement.
With the blessing of Song Lan's exquisite knife skills, it is almost impossible to distinguish between shredded ginger and shredded potatoes by eyesight, but it is much easier to use taste buds.
She moved two small chairs and sat face to face with Song Lan.
The specific rules of the game are that whenever she eats a large mouthful of ginger, she will feed the ginger to the other party herself, so that he can also empathize.
Song Lan, who is not good at eating spicy food, was seriously injured, and even had a nightmare of being chased and killed by ginger after falling asleep.
"You're finally awake."
Lu Xiang saw Song Lan open his eyes and intimately handed over half a bottle of mineral water.
Russian Roulette is a game that hurts the enemy by one thousand and loses eight hundred, and she understands Song Lan's feelings at the moment.
"Teacher Catherine sent a message early this morning that the military science and technology personnel have been withdrawn, and they will not be able to take care of the fourth district in a short time."
Having lost control of the Sea of Souls, the giant robots hidden underground in the city have been destroyed, and there is really no need for the company to stay," Guan Lili submitted her resignation, and the top management of Chloe Pictures also temporarily reconciled, and their main goal next is to rebuild the Fourth District. โ
This is undoubtedly a huge undertaking, and it took the founders several years to build it into a city of dreams, and it is difficult for a company of the size of Kolo Pictures to make a comeback.
Two years, five years, or more.
The first and second districts provided a reference for the construction team in the fourth district.
Song Lan poured a sip of mineral water and glanced up at Lu Xiang.
The corners of Lu Xiang's mouth rose, revealing a mocking and malicious smile, "Up to now, you have directly or indirectly destroyed the core cities of the three coalition governments, sweep-put-star-"
And he also picks the most prosperous cities.
The political center of the coalition government, the center of business and entertainment, and the castle of the pride of the conservatives, are now history.
Compared with Song Lan's actions, the actions of those rebels in the "outside world" are no different from those of the playing family, and even the terrorists who "left their names in history" in the past only blew up the company's building with miniature nuclear bombs at best, and the damage and losses caused were less than one-thousandth of that of this dumb bird.
And Song Lan felt that Lu Xiang didn't know who he had learned badly, and RT6 was the number one suspect in his mind at present.
Lu Xiang's expression, as well as the deliberately long tail note, made him have an auditory hallucination of "miscellaneous fish" in his ears.
That's not a good habit.
Without waiting for Song Lan to speak, Lu Xiang continued, "Also, what kind of ecstasy soup did you pour into them when you were a teacher?" โ
"Huh? What ecstasy soup. โ
"Veronica, that eldest lady's parents were executives in the counterintelligence service, and now she wants to get a job as a law enforcement officer with us, saying that she wants to reach out to the people at the bottom."
You don't have to think about it to know how her parents would react when they heard that their daughter, who had worked so hard to raise them, was going to work as an ordinary law enforcer in a border city.
She had a headache when she thought about it, "I don't know if they will cut our expenses through their connections, or put small shoes on us through other means." โ
Miss Hannah, who has been idle all day long, is already a problem in the 17th district and the "outside world", and the people from the Abnormal Case Investigation Bureau can't find Hannah, so they come to her office every once in a while, play the bitter card with her, and nag about how much pressure the Investigation Bureau's recent work is, and without Hannah, a capable general, it is no different from pushing them into the fire pit.
As for Miss Veronica's statement that she wanted to learn from them, it would be best to apply for a job in the Propaganda Section, which made Lu Xiang's eyes even darker.
What can you learn by going to the Public Relations Division!
Can you just mess around the stupid bird?
Lu Xiang could already foresee Veronica and Hannah forming a "travel duo" after arriving in District 17, and since then they have embarked on a road where they will not see anyone once in a month.
"The people in the counterintelligence department and the investigation bureau have learned smartly, they know that it is not good to come hard, and every time they send low-level agents to play the bitter card against us, last time they even found a broken arm."
Although the poor detective didn't say it explicitly, but between the lines, their senior thug Hannah was gone, and at the critical moment, they could only have their poor little staff to send people away, and while pouring bitter water, they did not forget to praise the recent great achievements of the law enforcement department, so that Lu Xiang couldn't bear to open his mouth when he wanted to drive the other party out several times.
Public officials of large corporations and coalition governments are changing their tactics and acting more and more cunningly.
"Lao Lu, you're still too tender in terms of making friends."
Hearing this, Song Lan took the initiative to take on the task of the law enforcement department of the seventeenth district, and gave advice to the supervisor, "Making friends is mutual, the next time they send someone to you, you will take the initiative, without waiting for him to speak, you will complain to him that our department also has a very bad employee, often half a month without seeing people, even if you occasionally go to the office, you are watching movies during work, with a hanging-up attitude, as a starting point, I believe you can find a lot of common language." โ
If it were him, he would soon be able to become friends with the Bureau of Investigation agent with the broken arm, and maybe they could call Corey's people to a nearby bar after work.
Of course, he doesn't drink alcohol and will use juice instead.
"How can you say this without changing your face?"
Lu Xiang's eyelids jumped violently a few times.
Maybe Song Lan is right, socializing is indeed her weakness, especially since she can't be as cheeky as Song Lan to glorify her absenteeism as a contribution to the department.
"Because I've always made friends from the bottom of my heart."
"I ......"
Lu Xiang took a deep breath.
She suddenly understood why humans had invented such a tool as the hammer.
When verbal communication doesn't go smoothly, you can only express yourself by slamming the other person's head with a hammer.
If she hadn't been reluctant, she would have been hurting people.
"Veronica is not the only trouble, now the contestants of this episode of the program team, as well as a group of members of the search and rescue team, are all sending resumes to us, and Shaw Grant has heard about the turbulent situation in the 'outside world', and it seems that he also intends to stay in the 17th district and establish a long-term relationship with us."
Lu Xiang paused and added, "It's also about Lili, although she doesn't look for a job, she asked me a lot of information about buying a house in District 17 in the middle of the night, and she wants to buy a house in District 17." โ
The situation in the Fourth District is now unclear, and many people have lost their jobs due to widespread destruction.
By word of mouth, District 17 seems to have become their first choice.
Lu Xiang never dreamed that one day the 17th district would be able to attract people from core cities to settle in with "low crime rate", "simple people", "living and working in peace and contentment", and "many employment opportunities".
"This fully shows that you have made outstanding contributions to District 17 as a supervisor, what a beautiful thing!"
Song Lan's whole body was in good spirits, "Do you think about what the seventeenth district was like before?" Crime and unemployment rates are high, and there are so many people offering sky-high bounties that no one wants to come to the 17th district to find work. โ
And in that environment, the Grand Prosecutor, Miss Angel Foster, was thinking of erecting a statue of herself in the downtown square.
Song Lan felt that people should erect a statue of Lu Xiang.
Or at least write her change for the 17th arrondissement into the local history.
From a historian's point of view, there are two people who made an outstanding contribution to the transformation of the seventeenth arrondissement.
The people of the 17th district should always remember the names of Lu Xiang and Chai Ke, and the change of the whole city began from the moment when Mr. Chai Ke sacrificed himself.
"Instead, we should take this opportunity to widely recommend them to settle down in the 17th district."
There are many company members in the search and rescue team, and their arrival can attract the attention of more companies to a certain extent, "This is what we often call attracting investment." โ
"Then I will have to stay in the bureau for a long time to deal with official business, and I can't accompany you to the 'outside world'."
With so many people in the bureau at once, it was necessary to expand all the departments.
Although Lu Xiang did not reject these, she thought of the invitation made by 'Nothingness' to Song Lan, "The current 'outside world' is not peaceful, when the remnants of the High Council were handed over before, the expatriate department also brought back a news, recently the rebels seem to be gathering to the seventh neutral country, several of them are pursuing extremism and extremely hateful to the coalition government, and the expatriate department thinks that the leader of the rebels intends to hold a meeting." โ
"Are you worried about me?"
"Hmm."
Lu Xiang nodded seriously, "There may be a female cadre of the rebel army with big breasts at the meeting. โ
"Poofโโ!
Song Lan didn't take a breath, and sprayed the water that she hadn't had time to swallow on the ground, followed by a violent cough.
Zhuang Chi!
It's all because she was talking nonsense on the phone at the time, which caused him to inexplicably have more settings that were interested in the "big breasts" attribute!
When he is done, he has to deduct the bonus!
Song Lan had to clarify that she was frank and unrestrained, and she was not interested in these side-of-the-road matters.
If you don't believe it, you can check his browsing history at home, and every time the website pushes these contents to him on the homepage, he will label it as not interested.
Lu Xiang looked down at him, and before he could breathe, he said again, "There may also be escorts wearing nano-tight combat suits." โ
"Is the source of the information reliable? โฆโฆ Uh, I mean when they show up, I try to avoid them. โ
Unfortunately, Song Lan's supplementary explanation failed to gain Lu Xiang's trust.
She really knows this dumb bird too well, she has a set of combat uniforms at home, and she has used the combat uniforms to conduct a number of tests, confirming that this is Song Lan's weakness.
"When you get to the seventh neutral country, you'll have to call every day to report."
"Aren't you worried about me being taken by human traffickers?"
Song Lan protested, "I've heard that human traffickers are rampant in the Seventh Neutral Country, and many people in the Seventeenth District have been deceived into going there, saying that they can make them rich, but in fact, they are controlling their personal freedom and letting them work as illegal workers!" Those who want to sneak away are brutally murdered once caught, and their entrails are auctioned off on the black market. โ
On this issue, Song Lan, who has been fighting wits and courage with fraud gangs all year round, has a lot to say.
He has always been an anti-fraud expert in the department.
"When you say that, there is such a thing."
Lu Xiang put his left hand against his chin and fell into thought.
Not only in the seventeenth district, the trade in human organs in the "outside world" has always been a big problem, considering Song Lan's broom star's physique, he should belong to the type that is easy to be put into sacks by criminals when walking on the street.
After a while, she said, "If the cost of going out is not enough, call me and apply, and I will transfer it to you, although the Seventh Neutral State is not controlled by the laws of the coalition government, human trafficking is an extremely bad crime after all." โ
โโฆโฆ Yes? โ
"You don't want to follow them."
The small theater of its two hundred and forty-nine:
Friday, afternoon, month, year
After the love seminar, Hannah reported Lu Xiang's abnormal performance to Song Lan as soon as possible.
At the seminar, whether it was out of sincerity or not, all the members highly agreed with Lu Xiang's views and agreed that she was a lively and lovely person.
"Lao Song, Lao Lu, has she been stimulated by anything recently, that battle was like putting a gun to our head and asking us if she was cute!"
Hannah's voice sounded palpitating.
"What do you say?"
"Of course she is cute, who dares to say that she is not cute, it is estimated that she will be invited to the counterintelligence department for tea that night!"
"Don't talk nonsense, Lao Lu is not a person who has a personal vendetta."
"She's not, but you have to pay attention to her psychological state from time to time, we hastily broke up today without even discussing a single topic, seriously, what happened to her today?"
"Probably because someone was saying bad things about her 'from the outside'."
"What's the bad thing?"
"Say she's a ruthless and brutal ruler."
"Oh? I think it fits her first impression very well. โ
"Don't talk nonsense, she's been very sensitive to this description lately...... But you did remind me that it was time for me to do something. โ
"You got an idea?"
"I'm going to create a Lu Xiang Kuakua group, has anyone over there signed up for it?"