Chapter 927: The master is in the folk
Song Lan was full of thoughts.
The salary has increased by 25 times, the working hours are two days a week, and you can even punch the card and leave, and attendance will not be included in the performance appraisal!
Although this is no different from his current life, Song Lan knows very well that these are violations in the law enforcement department, but Lu Xiang has always taken a blind eye to him and has not paid much attention to attendance.
But the job of the DHS is different, it is reasonable, compliant, legal, and signed in the labor agreement!
If he let go of his preconceived notions, isn't this the career he dreams of?
What's more, when he saves enough money to quit his job, after achieving economic freedom, his life will no longer belong to work.
"Lao Lu, do you know how the Brotherhood's fraud gangs generally trick people from other countries into coming to them?"
After washing the dishes, Song Lan sat down on the sofa solemnly, his elbows supporting his thighs, his hands folded to support his chin, he had to admit that the conditions offered by the council this time were the most attractive, so that he had to resort to self-hypnotic moves to barely cope.
"How did you cheat?"
"First of all, take our 17th arrondissement as an example, before you came here, the 17th arrondissement was one of the cities with the highest unemployment rate in the coalition government, and students from those professional colleges were at high risk of losing their jobs after graduation, which is why 'aristocratic colleges' like Newster are so popular."
"I know that one of Newster's promotions is that as long as you can successfully graduate, you will definitely be hired by the company."
Lu Xiang nodded.
Before sending Anfia and Almond to Newster school, she also investigated Newster's background in detail.
The school is jointly funded by more than 35 companies for the purpose of recruiting all kinds of talents, but more than ninety percent of the children who can enter Newster are the children of the company's family, and only a few children from ordinary families can be recruited because of a certain talent they have shown.
For this small number of children, this iron-clad guarantee has become their shackles.
"Aristocratic colleges" like Newster are currently among the most bullied by the coalition government, and the bullying is usually carried out by children from ordinary families who have been admitted to the school on an exceptional basis.
has no background, but is harder than anyone else, this trait is jokingly called a "nerd" temperament by many company kids, even if they are bullied, they dare not speak out.
For most families in the coalition government, it is a lifelong dream to work for a company, even if it means "selling" themselves to the company when the agreement is signed.
Lu Xiang investigated these backgrounds at that time because he was worried that Anfiya's child would be bullied by his peers as a transfer student, and as for Elmon's special physique, he didn't need to worry, and no one else could see him except Anfiya.
Later it turned out that she was overthinking all this.
Instead of being bullied, Anfia has become a celebrity at school, and her current ambition is to go to the First District after graduation and enter politics as a politician.
"Didn't you catch a member of the Brotherhood fraud ring before? They come to District 17 to conduct 'market research', they will introduce jobs to children who have not been hired or cannot find jobs, and the poor households are the objects of their 'care', they will first give those children some small profits, and then trick them into working in the oasis. ”
By the time the deceived realize that they have been deceived, they are often already under the control of the fraternity.
What a damn one!
The above is the evaluation of the scammer by the propaganda section member Valian.
Valen, who has a full sense of justice, secretly gave the leader an old punch in the lower abdomen under the guise of accidentally bumping into the other party when the special operations team escorted people downstairs.
This incident was regarded by her as her own glorious deed, and talked about it many times in Corey.
"Valen has always been this kind of character, why are you so surprised?"
Seeing Lu Xiang covering his mouth in surprise, Song Lan asked.
"I'm surprised that you actually listened to the confession of the fraudster, can I interview you, what is it that drives you to work so hard?"
Interrogation is not the job of the Propaganda Section, and it is not easy for Song Lan to take the initiative to pay attention to the work of colleagues in other departments.
She clenched her left hand into a fist and reached out to Song Lan's mouth as a microphone, making the conversation between them look more like a real news interview scene.
Song Lan's eyes darkened, "Old Lu, you weren't like this before." ”
Recently, he always felt that Lu Xiang was getting more and more lively.
For those who firmly believe that Lu Xiang is a cold-faced female boss or an iron-fisted supervisor, this scene will definitely shatter all their illusions.
"Didn't you say you should be positive and cheerful and optimistic every day?"
The last time Song Lan said this to her, she strongly recommended the cartoon "Cat and Mouse" to her.
"Quick, Mr. Song Lan, please tell me what motivates you to work hard? Is it to give a better life to a lovely and beautiful wife? ”
Originally, the two were only separated by a coffee table, and when he said this, Lu Xiang stood up and narrowed the distance between them with a bent posture.
Song Lan could see her curved eyelashes and sparkling eyes.
"Don't say any more!"
The keen Song Lan sensed the coming crisis, "The old void Shakira is about to lose control!" ”
Sitting next door and pretending to read a book, the "nothingness" exuded an ominous black aura, and the strong sense of oppression seemed to make him change back to his past self.
Yes, Song Lan still remembers that when she first met Nothingness, the latter was still a very serious deity, and he always spoke with some obscure philosophical atmosphere.
Fortunately, with his help, Lao Xu finally gave up the style of philosophy and riddler, and returned to the people-friendly route.
"Old Song, I want to order food tonight."
The dark eyes of Nothingness were so deep that it seemed to have no end, "I remember you said before that a good chef can master all the seasonings, so let's have sakira fried rice tonight, and the important thing is that the ratio of sakira to rice is 9 to 1." ”
"Lao Lu, let's get down to business."
Song Lan coughed lightly and clasped her hands around her chest, "Didn't you notice that the Council's promise is surprisingly similar to the Brotherhood's scam?" High wages and a relaxed working environment are the usual tricks of the fraternity! ”
That's the real reason he provoked this topic.
Now he needs to convince himself to refuse a job transfer.
If everything is a scam, then it can fundamentally shake the job that best suits his heart!
The Anti-Fraud Division has a saying that as long as you refuse to believe that pie will fall from the sky, you can avoid 99% of scammers.
"Well, the only difference should be that the positions offered by the Council should be real."
It's a pity that Song Lan's plan has not been successfully implemented, and Lu Xiang crushed his strategy with one sentence.
"Lao Lu, which side are you!"
Song Lan raised her voice.
The current atmosphere, shouldn't he and Lu Xiang work together to find something that shows that these conditions are fake, supplemented by a few sharp comments from time to time, and completely negate this transfer plan in a teamwork way?
"Tell me what kind of job will make you only have to go to work two days a week, without performance attendance, and the salary is 25 times higher than that of a section-level public official, and even the fraud gang of the fraternity can't make up this kind of work!"
"The H1 department of the Homeland Security Agency, this is a new department, it is currently in the recruitment stage, and it is reasonable that the salary will be high."
Lu Xiang reported the newly established department with a few treasures, "H1 was established by the chairman himself after the incident in District 1, speaking of which this department is closely related to you, and the appearance of Rob Lucci, the chief of CP0, made him realize that they may not have to put all their bets on the six-star rescuers." ”
The person who rescued the Speaker from the bombing caused by Domination, and then foiled the plot of the Gene Lord, was Rob Lucie, the CP0 chief, who had never been known to anyone before.
Perhaps among the people, there are still many people like Rob Lucci.
"By the way, in addition to you, H1 has also sent invitations to Hogg-Foster, Roger, Diego of Silvermoon Harbor, and the current six-star rescuers Jasmine, Yueji, and the 'Subsky Barrier', and if the plan goes well, these people may become the first members of H1."
To put it in more plain terms, the Speaker wants to create a department for those who have made a real contribution to the coalition government, thus replacing the former MI7's highest operational unit, which, although nominally established, is known to all to be nothing more than an empty shell, which has not carried out any further operations since Rob Lucci left Sector 1.
"The events in District 1 have made the Speaker aware of the shortcomings of the current system of rescuers and corporations, under which the Six Star Rescuers are independent individuals who do not work for the coalition government, but represent the interests of the company or family, and the Council is no longer able to mobilize them in the face of the intensifying struggle between conservatives and reformists."
This is the first district incident, the coalition government has many six-star rescuers, but the only ones who have really done practical things are the lone "emperor", and Jasmine and the Yueji sisters who broke away from the iris consortium.
"After the incident, the Speaker made many attempts, he promoted the candidates who had made real contributions to the events in the First District to six stars, but the introduction of fresh blood had little effect and could not change the existing pattern, and he gradually realized that the current coalition government needs a new agency independent of the rescuer department, and does not need to follow the rules and regulations of the rescuers, and recruit strange people from various cities of the coalition government, which is to prepare for possible disasters in the future."
The turmoil in Region I must not be repeated.
Even the chairman himself was lucky enough to pick up a life.
"If you think about it, the Department of Homeland Security is one of the most important departments of the coalition government, how is it possible to put someone who clocks in only two days a week in the position of director? The appointment is to make you the leader of the H1 department, of course, the same rank and treatment as the director. ”
"Wait a minute, Lao Lu, how do you know in such detail?"
"Because the Speaker personally wrote me a long letter, I used the 'Sea of Souls' to retrieve a lot of information, and what he said in the letter is basically true."
She continued, "H1 is such a department, as long as there is no crisis, there is no work content, that is to say, if the world is peaceful in the future and nothing major happens, you can implement your fishing plan reasonably and compliantly." ”
The situation has changed unexpectedly!
Lu Xiang has already defected.
So, he looked at the 'nothingness' with a pleading gaze, and at this critical juncture, he needed the big brother in the team to say a few words......
"Sakira fried rice, have you already figured out how to make it?"
This guy can't be counted on at all!
"Actually, I've always wondered, why are you so resistant to career scheduling?"
Lu Xiang blinked, she heard that there are many people who oppose for the sake of opposition, and they are opposed to any policy implemented by the coalition government, even if it increases welfare and improves medical care, it will be reprimanded.
But she felt that Song Lan was not such a person.
Opponents often need perseverance, even at the risk of being invited to tea by the counterintelligence services, and can argue online for days if they get into an argument with someone.
There is absolutely no way that this stupid bird would be so tenacious enough to quarrel with other people.
"Do you really want to know the truth?"
"Hmm."
"Because of the formalities."
“…… Huh? ”
"Resignation procedures, job transfer certificates, packing up, contacting furniture companies, and more importantly, everything in the new city is unfamiliar, and you have to be familiar with urban traffic, and the relationship between colleagues and neighbors must be maintained again!"
As soon as she thought of these trivial matters, Song Lan felt that her head was getting bigger.
Although there are various problems in the 17th district, and objectively it is far less than the core city, this is the innate habit of salted fish - as long as the place is rooted down, unless irresistible factors occur, it will never move its nest.
"I'll do it, internal scheduling isn't as troublesome as you think."
"Lao Lu, I have one more question."
Seeing that the matter had come to this point, Song Lan could only offer a killer idea, "What drove you to do this?" ”
"Is this reason okay for the sake of a better life for a cute and handsome husband?"
"16 to 1."
Without waiting for Song Lan to speak, 'Nothingness' took the lead in speaking, he unzipped his clothes, and a hideous smile appeared on his face.
On the inside of his clothes, a row of bottles full of Shakira hung out.
The dusty powder in the bottle shimmers in the sunlight.
"I'm really looking forward to it, Old Song, what kind of sakira will you serve at night?"
"Lao Lu, you heard it too."
Song Lan saw the wind and steered, "If you are obsessed with it again, we will only have to eat sakira fried rice at night!" ”
And it's a 16:1 super high concentration of sakira fried rice.
Isn't that enough to change your mind?
Song Lan conveyed the message with fiery eyes.
However, in the face of the "death threat" of "nothingness", Lu Xiang's face did not change, she just glanced at the bottle on the inside of "nothingness" clothes and asked, "Do you really want to eat sakira fried rice?" ”
Nothingness nodded with a sneer.
"Okay, isn't it just sakira fried rice, I'll make it for you."
The corners of her mouth rose, "16 to 1, right, don't think about leaving until you finish eating." ”
"Turn back, old void."
Hearing this, Song Lan was shocked, "She's going to be real!" ”
He felt that Nothingness didn't realize the seriousness of the problem at all, and if he really ate Lu Xiang's carefully cooked 16:1 Saqira fried rice, he probably wouldn't need to worry about work scheduling in the future.
"What I just said is one of the reasons."
Lu Xiang got up, and without a support point, she kept maintaining a bent posture that made her a little tired, and she raised her arms and stretched out.
"Return to human, that's what you told me before, but human emotions are more complex than I thought."
The afternoon sun shone into the house.
The people who survived the aftermath of the city of Rut are still busy.
"After all, I've lived here for so long, and I don't want this place to have the same ending as the upper world in the past."
The small theater its two hundred and ninety-five:
Friday, evening, year, month, day
The little artichoke is still curiously observing the world, and recently she has discovered a new pattern.
Every time the symbol of "well" appears on Mom's forehead, Dad is probably punished, usually at night.
The day after the punishment, Dad often walked out of the bedroom with his waist clutched, looking weak.
In order to solve the growing curiosity, Little Artichoke decides to ask her third favorite sister Night Heron.
"Huh? You ask them what they do in their bedrooms at night? ”
The night heron understood what she meant through the babbling of the little artichoke.
She has recently become more and more proficient in baby language.
"Babble!"
The little potato nodded busily.
"You're still too young, and it's better to know something."
Nightheron took a deep breath and her tone became a little unnatural, but she forcibly hid her embarrassment that she didn't know what was going on in the bedroom every time.
"Babble, babble!"
"What? You say I don't know? Of course I do! Well, it should be that kind of thing, Song Lan works in the joint government department, and occasionally needs to maintain law and order in the city. ”
"Huh?"
"That's right, it's to fight the bad guys. I've heard that he once had an evil old enemy, the big bad guy, who had been hiding in the shadows and trying to destroy the whole world...... What? Who's the big bad, you ask? ”
Yelu paused and gently touched the little brain of the artichoke, "His name is Chai Ke, and he is the most evil and dangerous villain in the history of the coalition government. ”
(End of chapter)