Chapter 34: Birthday!
"Chu Mo Keqing, Chu Mo Keqing, the master of this hall has made a limerick poem that can be passed down through the ages!" Hu Tao put his hands in and crossed his waist proudly, "I named it, Alley Pie!" From now on, I will be the dark oil poet of the alley faction! ”
First Ink: ???
"I'll read it to you......" Hu Tao snorted and laughed, "The big hill is sick, the second hill is sick, the third hill is the fourth hill boil!" ”
"Five mounds died, six mounds were raised, seven mounds were dug and eight mounds were buried?" Chu Mo replied subconsciously.
“!!!” Hu Tao looked at Chu Mo with a surprised face, "Ahhh The master of the hall didn't come up with the next poem, which was not much more powerful than Zhongli's old man! ”
Zhongli: ???
These two children's brain waves can actually match?! Fortunately, these two children only see each other a few times a year now.
"Xiaomo, how are you studying here from Zhenjun?" Zhongli saw that the topic of the two little ones was about to become more and more crooked, and he couldn't help but correct the topic, "In terms of universal rationality, Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun's immortal family technique even if it was not as good as the emperor. ”
"Master, at present, I have only learned some tricks and the fur of the talisman seal, and I still have to ......"
"Stop, Stop, Stop!!" Hu Tao stretched out his little hand to cover Chu Mo's mouth, "Today is your birthday and you still say these big things about the scenery!" ”
Chu Mo couldn't help it, and handed Zhongli an apologetic look.
Zhongli's eyes flashed, and he said, "I'll leave this child here, and I'll come back after dark to pick her up and take her back to Liyue Harbor." ”
After saying that, Zhongli disappeared with a dodge.
A few black lines appeared on Chu Mo's head, hey, hey, hey, today is your apprentice's birthday, so it's gone?
Zhongli can't say if he's suffering, since Chu Mo left Liyue Harbor, Hu Tao will trouble him if he has anything to do, and it's been a long time since he's listened to a book or watched a play. I finally had the opportunity to leave the small oil bottle of Hu Nut, and I am sorry for the suffering I suffered a few days ago if I don't take the opportunity to enjoy it......
"Humph! Leave that guy alone! Hu Tao smiled, took out a small wooden card from the small pocket of his dress and handed it to Chu Mo, "Here, this is your birthday present!" ”
Chu Mo took the small wooden card, and wrote a few big characters crookedly with charcoal on it, "Hu-level customer of the Dead Hall"!
"Well, this is the customer level set by Hu Tao, the future master of the Afterlife Hall, Hu Tao, the four levels of Hu Tao, and the Hu level customers are the highest quality customers of the Death Hall!" Xiao Hu Tao waved his hand and talked domineeringly, "In the future, with this Hu-level customer certificate, you can enjoy the Hu-level service of the Afterlife Hall!" With the highest discounts! Funeral expenses are free! ”
"And ......," Hu Tao said quietly, "this certificate can be inherited." In other words, even if you have children in the future, your children can still enjoy the Hu-level service of the Death Hall! ”
The first ink is scorched by the walnut thunder on the outside and tender on the inside, and if I remember correctly, I am only eight years old this year. If I'm not mistaken, it's my birthday. Do you think it's appropriate to send this thing?!!
But looking at Hu Tao's shining eyes, Chu Mo really couldn't say anything to refuse. After all, what bad intentions can a little walnut have.
"Then thank you, Hall Master Hu." Chu Mo solemnly put the small wooden sign into his pocket.
However, objectively. One thing to say, the value of this wooden card is quite high, and in a sense, this thing is indeed the best thing that Hu Tao can take. After all, Walnut doesn't have much pocket money......
"Wow, Chu Mo Keqing...... I love you to death!! Little Walnut threw herself into Chu Mo's arms, rubbing her little face against Chu Mo's little face, "Grandpa and Zhongli also said that you won't accept my gifts......
Although Xiao Hu Tao didn't listen to her grandfather's words, she still stubbornly took this wooden card as a gift, but she was really afraid that Chu Mo would throw away her gift in front of her. But...... Chu Mo Keqing really didn't disappoint the hall master......
"Hatsumo! Who is she?!! In the distance, the voice revealed disbelief in disbelief.
Chu Mo and Hu Tao heard the prestige, and Xiao Xiangling, who was standing next to Grandma Ping, hugged the pot, her eyes were hazy with tears, which was quite a kind of connotation of the wife of the main palace seeing her husband looking for the mistress behind her back.
"My name is Hu Tao, the future seventy-seventh generation hall master of the Afterlife Hall!" Xiao Hu Tao didn't understand the atmosphere at all, but introduced herself with great interest.
"Humph!" Xiao Xiangling was originally inexplicably uncomfortable, but when she saw Hu Tao's appearance, she suddenly became high-spirited.
Walking on short legs, carrying a lunch box, he walked to Hu Tao and Chu Mo. With his little hand, he pulled the walnut chop aside, tilted his head, and kissed Chu Mo's lips.
After a dragonfly kissed after lighting the water, Xiao Xiangling lifted the big food box, covered her red little face, hid behind the food box, and said, "Try the food quickly!" ”
Hu Tao's mouth opened slightly, and his surprised gaze swirled between Xiangling and Chu Mo, and the child's Hu Tao didn't understand what these two people meant. I didn't know it, but I was shocked!
Grandma Ping on the side was even more smiling, especially when she saw Chu Mo's stunned expression. It's a pity that Fontaine's camera hasn't made it to Liyue, otherwise this scene would have been preserved forever......
In the distance, Ganyu, who had just arrived, also happened to see the two children kissing, and a smile like an old mother suddenly appeared on his face. I thought: It seems that there is no need to introduce Yu Hengxing's alternate to Xiaomo.
However, the joy is followed by a touch of sorrow. After marrying a daughter-in-law, will Xiaomo stick to me, and will he forget me if he marries his daughter-in-law......
Thinking of this, the little derpy hair on Ganyu's head fell down softly.
After Chu Mo took Xiangling's food box, he opened it and saw that there were sticky lumps of viscous liquid inside, and ...... Chu Mo also has an inexplicable familiarity with this liquid.
It's totally ...... Are you sure you can eat it? This should be the slime condensate!
"Ahem, hall master, I treat you to something good!" Chu Mo picked up the spoon in the food box, dug out a spoonful of slime condensate and sent it to Hu Tao's mouth.
Hu Tao's little head is down, and Chu Mo's spoonful of rice instantly makes Hu Tao die.
One of the three major illusions of life appeared in Walnut's head, he liked me, he had me in his heart!
Then Hu Tao opened his mouth blankly, and Chu Mo instantly sent the slime condensate to Hu Tao's mouth......
Different slimes have different flavors, just like the fire slime is mild, the ice slime is like jelly with mint, and the thunder slime has a 'crackling' feeling!
And this dish of Xiangling is called Slime Gathering!
It is made by boiling the condensate of seven slimes with frosting sugar in a pot, and the process is cumbersome and complicated, but the taste is ......
But! The dog was fine after eating, so Xiangling gave it to Chumo.
Originally, Xiangling was still a little hesitant, but after seeing Hu Tao and Chumo stickers, she sent them out without hesitation. It's just that I didn't expect it to be Hu Tao who ate it......