Chapter 208: The Pig King (September Monthly Pass 400 Plus Update)

Yang Yuanding: They have arrived.

And he also occupies the best vantage point.

When he saw Zhang Sijiu, he raised his hand and shook it wildly, for fear that Zhang Sijiu would not see him.

It is estimated that if Yang Yuanfeng didn't cooperate, he would have pulled Yang Yuanfeng along.

When Zhang Sijiu passed, Yang Yuanding enthusiastically pulled Zhang Sijiu to sit down: "I specially asked someone to prepare a bench!" I also bought fried rice! ”

This posture made Zhang Sijiu wonder for a moment if he was being dragged to watch an open-air movie.

But looking at the fat pier on the stage, Zhang Sijiu came to his senses again, embarrassed and funny.

However, the position occupied by Yang Yuanding is indeed the best position.

After the Xu family said hello to Zhou Niangzi, they all sat down.

Yang Yuanding grabbed a large handful of fried rice for Xiaosong Xiaobai and Zhaoyin, and asked them to eat it slowly with the hem of their clothes, and after dividing it, he sat next to Zhang Sijiu and enthusiastically introduced the other protagonist of today: "Today's pig killer is specially invited, and he is very famous." It is said that the pigs killed in this life are tens of thousands! The handle of his pig-killing knife has really turned black and red! I took a look, and it was weird and scary! ”

Zhang Sijiu raised his eyebrows: "So grand? ”

"Isn't that right? I'll have to divide the meat on the spot in a while. Yang Yuanding nodded again and again: "It is estimated that it can be done for an hour." ”

Zhang Sijiu: It's about the same time as a full movie.

However, after glancing at the surrounding audience, Zhang Sijiu expressed his worries: "Is a scene like killing pigs suitable for children?" ”

As a result, the next moment, I heard Yang Yuanfeng come over and say, "What is killing a pig?" If there were death row inmates, it would be just as many people watching. Otherwise, why build a platform in an empty place? It's for the convenience of people to see! ”

Zhang Sijiu was left with a deep doubt: Wouldn't it really leave a psychological shadow?

She turned her head to look at Xiao Song Xiaobai, and then found that the two little ones were looking forward to it, staring closely at the stage, and the posture was like a child waiting to see the big windmill.

Zhang Sijiu lowered his voice and asked Xu: "Second aunt, Xiaosong Xiaobai is still young, when the time comes, they won't cry when they kill the pigs, right?" ”

Xu waved his hand, unusually dignified and reserved, and he was afraid that the arc would be too big when he spoke.

But what she said was unusually fierce: "Cry if you're scared, just watch it a few more times." Boy, what are you afraid of killing pigs? And after that? Don't be killed by jokes? ”

Zhang Sijiu: ...... It can be seen that Komatsu and Kobai will not have the possibility of becoming a coward.

And it is estimated that not only Xu thinks so, but most parents think so.

After all, there are children in their hands who are brought out to see the excitement.

And Zhang Sijiu also found that there are many vendors selling fried rice, wontons, meat patties, sugar cubes, and hot drinks.

If it weren't for the fat dun on the stage, she really wanted to feel that she was here to see the performance today.

Yang Yuanding bumped into Zhang Sijiu, lowered his voice and laughed: "In these years, it is rare to have a major event, and there is nothing to do in winter, it is rare to see it, everyone must be willing to come and see it." Si Jiu, do you want to eat sugar gourd? I'll buy it for you. ”

Zhang Sijiu shook his head: "Don't eat." It's too sour. ”

Yang Yuanding patted the money bag in his arms: "Don't worry about money, my mother gave me a lot of loose money, let me take you and Xiaosong Xiaobai to buy food." Don't be embarrassed, I've heard that girls love to eat snacks. ”

When he said this, he grinned with big white teeth, and his eyes seemed to say: "Say you want to eat!" Say you want to eat! Otherwise, I'll be useless as a hero!

Under this kind of gaze, Zhang Sijiu felt that he didn't know what to do if he refused again.

So she smiled and nodded: "Then you buy something else, the sugar gourd is really too sour." ”

"Okay." Yang Yuanding happily went to buy snacks.

Yang Yuanfeng looked at his stupid younger brother like that, quietly moved his buttocks, leaned over and asked Zhang Sijiu: "Jiuniang, San Lang said that you dare to kill pigs, is it true or false?" Have you ever killed? ”

Zhang Sijiu opened his mouth in astonishment in the face of such an earth-shattering melon, and there was only one barrage in his mind: Let me see who is spreading rumors behind it!

As a result, Yang Yuanzhang also came up, listened to the gossip together, and asked: "(This chapter is not finished!)" )

Chapter 208: The Pig King

What does it feel like to kill a pig? Scared? ”

Zhang Sijiu closed his mouth and shook his head quickly: "I'm not, I don't, he is talking nonsense!" ”

Yang Yuanfeng didn't believe it: "He said it was your castrated pig." ”

Yang Yuanzhang didn't speak, but the expression on his face clearly expressed the same meaning as Yang Yuanfeng.

Zhang Sijiu felt that he couldn't wash it away even if he jumped into the bleaching water: How dare Yang Yuanding make this rumor!

She pressed her forehead in a temperless manner, unable to explain: "A gelding pig only needs a knife, and cutting a little skin and flesh is not the same as killing a pig." I really haven't killed a pig. ”

Yang Yuanfeng's eyes were blazing: "You haven't killed it, how do you know it's different?" ”

Zhang Sijiu: ...... I said I guess, do you believe it?

In the end, Zhang Sijiu opened his mouth, feeling that the explanation was useless, so he simply carried the pot and immediately coughed: "I guess, but it shouldn't be too difficult." Anyway, all you need to do is kill with a knife. ”

So the two Yang brothers brushed together to reveal the expression of "You have solved the case, you have killed the pig".

Zhang Sijiu thought numbly: If you kill it, you will kill it, just try it for the New Year. There's only one pig left in the house.

Because Zhang Sijiu had killed pigs, Yang Yuanfeng, a martial idiot, showed great interest in this matter, and asked Zhang Sijiu about the detailed experience process.

Yang Yuanzhang explained for his younger brother: "He also went hunting before, but he didn't hunt big prey, that is, rabbits and pheasants, and he will go to the battlefield in the future, so I think that killing people is similar to killing pigs." ”

Such a sentence shocked Zhang Sijiu: At such a young age, is he so fierce? But killing people and killing pigs, are you sure the same?

Zhang Sijiu felt that it should be different......

She felt that she should still remind Yang Yuanfeng: "What, is it a little bad to be so enthusiastic about killing people?" Besides, there is no war now, and there may not be a need to kill people......"

Yang Yuanfeng looked solemn: "Jiu Niang, you are wrong, it seems that the world is peaceful now, but who knows when there will be a war?" It's only right to be prepared! And I killed people, not to kill innocent people, but to protect my family and defend the country! ”

He has such a firm concept, Zhang Sijiu is relieved: "Erlang understands this, then there is no problem." However, killing people is certainly not the same as killing pigs. Such a comparison cannot be compared. ”

Yang Yuanfeng thought about it and felt that it was the same, so he suppressed it and stopped asking.

However, Yang Yuanzhang asked: "But Jiuniang, what else will you do?" Or, what else would you not have? How do I think you are so versatile? ”

Chapter 208: The Pig King