259. Jokes

"It's so magnificent~" Zhu Jiucheng stroked his palms and praised, "The transport plane!" Terrible! ”

"Hey, credit ......" Tu Ziqiang sat on the sofa in a regular manner, holding a white porcelain cup in his hand and blowing the foam on the tea.

"On credit?" Zhu Jiucheng looked at Tu Ziqiang suspiciously, "How can you pay it back?" ”

"I don't know," Tu Ziqiang shook his head, "It's not something I should care about, I'll use it if I can use it anyway...... As for the rest of the relationship, isn't it your concern? ”

"Xiao Tu Wow, I really can't do anything about the bean juice, I don't have the ability to help or watch the excitement if I don't help." Zhu Jiucheng touched his knees with his hands and said very sincerely, "I asked Zhu Wen to explain this matter to you, and I will reiterate my attitude today." ”

"Hmm~" Tu Ziqiang slowly sucked the tea.

"As long as we can provide help, we will never sit idly by, as long as we have the resources, we will never hesitate!" Zhu Jiucheng continued seriously, "I think in addition to Ji Chun, Liao Shen and Red Sausage must also have this attitude. If you have any requirements, you can meet them, and if you can't meet them, you must meet them! ”

"What can I ask for?" Tu Ziqiang chuckled lightly and put down the teacup in his hand, "Director Zhu, haven't you understood yet?" I don't have any requirements for life, for individuals! ”

"Really? I can't see it, can I? "Zhu Jiucheng hasn't seen him for a few months, and he has changed a lot.

"Hey, what is going on next, does Director Zhu have any plans?" Tu Ziqiang clicked his lips and asked meaningfully, "I mean a few years later." ”

"Who can say for sure what will happen in a few years?" Zhu Jiucheng crossed Erlang's legs and shook his head, "It's better to seize the day, take care of the present~~"

"Four or five years, it's four or five years, and it will be suitable after four or five years~" Tu Ziqiang muttered and drank all the residual tea, holding his knees to get up, "Director Zhu, I will leave first, and I have to go to the prison to have a look." I'll go back to the bean juice directly tomorrow, and I'm not going to say goodbye to you~~~"

"You have the office phone and the home phone, call me anytime if you have something!" Zhu Jiucheng got up and held Tu Ziqiang's hand, and said with a solemn expression, "Definitely!" ”

"Okay~~" Tu Ziqiang grinned, shook Zhu Jiucheng's hand a few times, turned his head and winked at Zhu Wen, who had been sitting with him without saying a word.

Downstairs in the office, Tu Ziqiang and Lin Weidong walked out hand in hand and got into Lin Weidong's jeep.

The jeep swept away with black smoke.

"It's still old-fashioned," Zhu Wen pouted as he stood in front of the window and looked at the back of the jeep downstairs, "I don't have any requirements for life or personal...... Phew! ”

"But people did fool back 2,000 tons of fertilizer," Zhu Jiucheng stood beside his son and said lightly, "It cost a hundred tons of alcohol, I tasted that thing, and it is also wine?" ”

"I still need eight kilograms of gold~" Zhu Wen retorted unconvinced.

"Eight kilograms of gold~~~ white strips~" Zhu Jiucheng turned his head to look at his son, "People didn't mention gold at all." ”

"Dad, what did he mean by what the cloud mountain fog cover just said?" Zhu Wen scratched his head, "What's going on??" What will work in four or five years? ”

"You let Xu Guoguang check, whoever he has been in contact with recently~ This kid won't be untargeted, someone must be in his way again!" Zhu Jiucheng rubbed his chin, "I don't have a reason to let us guess?"

"Eh, hey, can't you explain it? This dead child~" Zhu Wen complained quietly.

"Let Xu Guoguang check it out!" Zhu Jiucheng turned around and solemnly instructed his son, "It must be beneficial to us to do this, this kid's style has always been like this, he will not step on people's favors in vain, he is driven by interests!" ”

"Well, good!" Zhu Wen got up and went to call Xu Guoguang.

"Also," Zhu Jiucheng scratched his head, "let your sister inquire through Cai Xiaoguang's mouth, this can be faster." ”

"Good!" Zhu Wen nodded heavily.

Isn't that what my brother-in-law did?

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"Are you okay at home?" Tu Ziqiang looked at the familiar street and asked softly.

"It's all good. Lu Jianhua and Du Fugui are quite obedient, and the mutual aid society has absorbed more and more unemployed young people, and even the security with Jichun is much better. Lin Weidong rubbed his big hands and sighed, "Do you remember Gong Bin?" Lao Gong's nephew? ”

"Remember, isn't he in the Education Bureau? When Wu Maodong went to Baisong to ask for my opinion, I didn't let him bring it. Tu Ziqiang turned his head to look at Lin Weidong, "You know, Gong Bin's kid, well......"

"I know, I don't have any culture, and my spirit is not normal~" Lin Weidong smiled with a deflated mouth.

"Haha, it seems that there is something laughing about~Let me guess~" Tu Ziqiang blinked, "Gong Binti is dry?" ”

"Well, yes, Han Qingsan gave face, and despite everyone's opposition, he directly promoted Gong Bin to a section chief." Lin Weidong smiled with a pout, "Oh mom, didn't you see Lao Gong's face at that time, like a monkey's ass!" ”

"Ha, Lao Gong's biggest shortcoming is that he is thin-skinned~" Tu Ziqiang snorted haha, "Can Gong Bin work up to it?" Don't make any baskets, we still have to wipe Han Qingsan's buttocks. ”

"Hey, that's what we thought too." Lin Weidong frowned and smacked his teeth, "You said that it didn't matter when the class was suspended before, anyway, you just don't work to get money, this class is about to start, Cao, what should I do?" ”

"I don't believe you two have no countermeasures~" Tu Ziqiang pouted.

"Before, I was going to transfer Tian Xifeng ......" Lin Weidong turned his head to look at Tu Ziqiang's face.

"Ha, yes, hahaha~" Tu Ziqiang laughed heartily.

"Really?" Lin Weidong also smiled, "Tian Xifeng is capable and sensible, so he is the most suitable." ”

Tu Ziqiang nodded slightly.

"Of course, we can't let the family work in vain," Lin Weidong swallowed and foamed, "I originally planned to let him work for a few years, and then we will find a way out for him." This person is a talent, and being a middle school principal is too condescending, right? ”

"That's right, he's too condescending~" Tu Ziqiang nodded slowly.

"But people are not as good as heaven!" Lin Weidong spread his hands, "Bean Juice College of Arts and Sciences transferred him to teach and said it was ......"

"Shouldn't it? Why don't I know about this? Tu Ziqiang looked at Lin Weidong suspiciously, "I did all the teacher deployment work!" ”

"What's going on here?" Lin Weidong scratched his head, "But I've seen it all~~~"

"That's not right, Tian Xifeng's original plan was to stay in the Northeast~" Tu Ziqiang frowned and muttered, "The Mutual Aid Headquarters is up, is it useful for him to stay?" ”

"Is the appointment fake?" Lin Weidong scratched his head, "It shouldn't be, right?" Who is so daring? Besides, who can get this stuffed thing when it speaks? Doesn't it make sense? Did he offend someone? Then you don't need to work so hard, right? ”

"He's not gone yet, is he? I'll think about this again~" Tu Ziqiang asked with his chin pinched.

"Well, what about Gong Bin?" Lin Weidong asked.

"You can do it," Tu Ziqiang shook his head, "just don't let him be in a key position." One is that if this thing is leaked, it is too embarrassing, and a mental illness is too disagreeable, and second, he doesn't know how to operate in that position, and there is no benefit. We don't have to be thankless, do we? ”

"Hmm~Makes sense~" Lin Weidong nodded.

"Wang Jiafu, you have to remind and remind those who are newly sent can't make a little basket." Tu Ziqiang said seriously, "I can't say this well, you can come through." ”

"Well, don't worry, Wang Jiafu is bright." Lin Weidong said with confidence.

"And it is necessary to keep it secret," Tu Ziqiang emphasized word by word, "This matter must not leak out at all, remember!" ”

"Don't worry, that kid is tight-mouthed!" Lin Weidong shook his hand nonchalantly.

"It's not a joke if it's leaked, and we'll just forget it when the time comes." Tu Ziqiang stared at Lin Weidong seriously, paused, lowered his voice and continued, "When the time comes, the investigation department will take over!" ”

"So serious?" Lin Weidong took a deep breath.

Tu Ziqiang nodded silently.

"That~" Lin Weidong swallowed and foamed.

"Those doctors who come must also protect themselves, and they can't make a little basket!" Tu Ziqiang leaned over slightly, "In addition to their own value, the family energy behind them should not be underestimated. Don't offend anyone! ”

"Cao, I want to transfer Wang Jiafu and leave~" Lin Weidong muttered to himself.

"Not really, it depends on your mind anyway." Tu Ziqiang leaned back in his chair and said softly, "No matter what, we must let the prison pay attention to it, hehe, this is also an opportunity when this matter is done......

"Hmm~" Lin Weidong sighed, his brows furrowed tightly.

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"Good news, bad news~~"

Cai Qiaoqiao, who hadn't seen her for a long time, stood by the door and blinked.

"Which one do you want to hear first?"

Tu Ziqiang looked at Cai Qiaoqiao suspiciously, and then at An Feiya, who was squeezing her eyebrows behind her.

"The good news is that there are indeed useful scientists in there," Tu Ziqiang rolled his eyes, raised his chin, and said playfully, "right?" ”

Cai Qiaoqiao pouted and nodded depressedly, and An Feiya behind her smiled like a flower, stretching out her white and tender thumbs.

"The bad news is that there's bastards in there, right?" Tu Ziqiang winked at An Feiya and looked at Cai Qiaoqiao with a smile, "Liar? Whore? Or a sexually transmitted patient? ”

"How do you know?"

Cai Qiaoqiao stared back at An Feiya with an innocent face.

"Are you all healthy?" Tu Ziqiang shook his fingers, "I mean, are there any infectious diseases?" ”

"You know Da Mao so well?" Cai Qiaoqiao looked surprised.

"Cao, it's not the first time they've done it~" Tu Ziqiang pursed his lips and smiled disdainfully, "As long as there are dry goods and there are no infectious disease patients, I will be satisfied!" ”

"Okay, then you can meet it~" Cai Qiaoqiao rolled her eyes, "Your requirements are not high!" ”

"How many? How many scientists are there? Tu Ziqiang grinned.

260, big fish

Cai Qiaoqiao stretched out a finger.

"Only one? Are you sure? It's fucking dark, isn't it? Tu Ziqiang's face was incredulous.

"There is at least one preliminary judgment," Cai Qiaoqiao said seriously, "and the others have not been finalized." ”

"Huh?" Tu Ziqiang frowned.

"There are all kinds of fields," Cai Qiaoqiao pulled out a stack of notes, "I need to go back and show them to the experts." ”

"Ah~" Tu Ziqiang let out a long breath, "It's all right, I'll settle accounts with Li Pi when I go back!" ”

"Then I'll go, you continue~" Cai Qiaoqiao smiled and nodded.

"Wait!" Tu Ziqiang grabbed Cai Qiaoqiao's arm, and the girl looked at him suspiciously.

"Tian Xifeng, were you transferred to Doujuer City?" Tu Ziqiang asked.

"Isn't it? How could it be us? Cai Qiaoqiao shook her head suspiciously, "It's not that we don't know the importance of Tian Xifeng to the Mutual Aid Society, how can we transfer him away at this time?" ”

"Who the fuck is that?" Tu Ziqiang let go of his hand.

"Do you want me to ask for you?" Cai Qiaoqiao asked with concern.

"Of course that's good!" Tu Ziqiang grinned.

"Well, let's wait for the letter~" Cai Qiaoqiao knocked Tu Ziqiang with the pile of notes, chuckled and ran away.

Tu Ziqiang looked at the girl's back with a depressed face.

"That's right, your little girlfriend is good~" Cai Qiaoqiao stopped by the door and pointed at Anfiya Nunu.

"Qiangzi, is she praising me?" An Feiya walked to Tu Ziqiang's side, looked at Cai Qiaoqiao's back and asked, "I think the relationship between you two is not ordinary......

"She's your ex." Tu Ziqiang pursed his lips, "I was responsible for protecting my ...... before you"

"Huh?" Amphiya opened her mouth in confusion.

"Let's go, let's go in and talk to these big hairs sent by Li Pi~~" Tu Ziqiang muttered and turned around.

"Ex?" Amphia scratched her scalp.

"Let's go, you have to be in charge of translation~" Tu Ziqiang in the distance beckoned.

"Oh, here it is~" The girl trotted to follow.

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Seven men, three women, and ten big hairs huddled in the shadows of the corners, trying to stay away from the sun.

Age? It's not clear.

The men all have knotted faces and gaba beards, and the women can only be sure that they must be over 25 years old.

The fat clothes barely hung on the skinny body, and the face was very unhealthy and pale, and the exposed skin was dotted with white core rashes.

"First of all, congratulations on your resurrection!" Tu Ziqiang coughed dryly twice.

"This comrade, if you don't want us to die again, you'd better give us something to eat first." A bearded man who could vaguely see his eyes said weakly, "Otherwise, you will lose money, after all, it is quite expensive to refuel on the plane." ”

"You haven't eaten yet?" Tu Ziqiang glanced at An Feiya, and the girl spread her hands.

"There is only one potato a day, starting from leaving Kazan~" Da Mao gathered the beard on his face, revealing a pair of brown eyes, "Just now these two female comrades asked us a lot of questions, so ......"

"Anfei, you let them bring food, and hot water......" Tu Ziqiang pursed his lips and turned his head to order Anfei.

"But~" Anfiya glanced at Tu Ziqiang worriedly.

"It's okay, let's go~" Tu Ziqiang patted the girl's shoulder.

Anfiya turned around and walked away.

"Let's eat a candy first~" Tu Ziqiang took out a handful of sugar from his pocket and gave it to everyone.

"You are very humorous~ You are hungry like this, and you are in a stinky and poor mood~" Tu Ziqiang squatted next to the big mao who spoke before, "My name is Tu Ziqiang, what about you?" ”

"A little humor can be less than two belts~" Da Mao's beard trembled, as if he was laughing, "My name is Bangarashi and I am a mathematician~~"

"Oh, what about them, do they still know Chinese?" Tu Ziqiang nodded noncommittally.

"Don't you doubt it?" Bangarashi stroked his beard.

"I don't doubt it," Tu Ziqiang shook his head, "I don't believe it at all~"

"Why?" Bangarash tilted his head and looked at Tu Ziqiang with interest.

"Your way of thinking is not that of a mathematician," Tu Ziqiang pouted, "If you say you're a historian, I might still be able to keep up the letter." ”

"Y-You're too hasty for this reason, aren't you?" Bangarashi's beard trembled.

"You see, if a mathematician would definitely not be this reaction~" Tu Ziqiang spread his hands.

"How would a mathematician react?" Bangarashi straightened up.

"Do you know Latin?" Tu Ziqiang looked at Bangalash with a smile.

"I don't understand ~ mathematicians should know Latin?" Bangarash asked rhetorically.

"First, mathematicians should also know Latin." Tu Ziqiang clapped his hands and stood up, "Second, mathematicians don't know Chinese and Latin. ”

"Huh?" Bangarashi's eyes were about to pop out.

"You see, your reaction is not a mathematician's reaction." Tu Ziqiang laughed.

Bangalash kept a straight face and stopped talking.

The big hairy people who ate the candy gradually got their spirits, and they chattered non-stop.

Tu Ziqiang also dragged a stool and sat aside, listening with interest.

"Can you understand?" Bangarashi came over.

"I understand the Russian I learned in school." Tu Ziqiang said unintentionally.

The voices of the big hairy people immediately became much softer.

"Okay, don't pretend, you all know Chinese, right?" Tu Ziqiang clapped his hands and stood up.

"Comrade Tu, they don't understand Chinese~" Bangarash explained, "I just thought you had something to say, so I quieted down." ”

"I don't understand~" Tu Ziqiang shook his head, turned around and left.

"Comrade Tu," Bangarash grabbed Tu Ziqiang's arm, "Comrade Tu, I can help you translate." ”

"Bangarashi?" Tu Ziqiang looked at him playfully, "What about Rubles~"

Bangarashi smirked and said nothing.

"Did they tell you what you were going to do here?" Tu Ziqiang paced back in front of the big hairs, and Bangarashi involuntarily let go of his hand.

Bang dang~~~

The door was knocked open, Wang Jiafu took the lead with a large aluminum basin of potatoes, and An Feiya followed with a washbasin of pickles.

"Then let's eat first~" Tu Ziqiang leaned slightly to the side.

"Director Tu, long time no see." Wang Jiafu put down the aluminum basin and stood on the side to say hello, "If people are placed here, you can rest assured, you can't be wrong~"

"Hmm, Lin Weidong told you everything, right? Then I won't say more. Tu Ziqiang nodded.

"I'll go get hot water," Wang Jiafu smiled, "It's not that you want to keep it secret, I don't use others." ”

The big hairs didn't gobble up like hungry people, but lined up to take a potato for each person in order, and the pickles didn't move, just squatted quietly in the corner and ate them in small bites.

Later, when Wang Jiafu brought a boiling kettle and an enamel teapot to pour hot water for them, almost all of Da Mao nodded politely and thanked them.

Their behavior made Tu Ziqiang, who had already identified their identities, begin to doubt his judgment again.

"From the moment you left Kazan, you were dead." Tu Ziqiang stood in the middle of the room and narrated unpretentiously, "Here you will get a new life, a veritable new life." ”

The big hairs lowered their heads and nibbled on the potatoes, standing still.

"Here you will get a new identity, and you will no longer be a citizen of the Great Mao Country." Tu Ziqiang continued.

The hairy men chewed the potatoes quietly.

"You will also get a new appearance," Tu Ziqiang's tone suddenly became urgent, "appearance, body posture, and even eye color and hair color!" ”

The hairy men quietly chewed the potatoes, except for Bangarashi.

Bangarashi opened his mouth wide, and the half-pulled potatoes in his hand fell to the ground.

"Our action this time is to give you a chance to be born again." Tu Ziqiang waved his hand, "And this opportunity is free, you guys are lucky, guys!" ”

"Really~~~," Bangarashi asked in a trembling voice.

"Really." Tu Ziqiang was very calm, "The reason why I asked you if you were scientists is not to treat you differently. ”

Several people in the crowd trembled slightly.

"You're already dead on Da Mao's side." Tu Ziqiang spread his hands, "There will be a group of death row prisoners who will die under your name, and then you will change your face to work and live with us......"

"And then?" Bangalash stared

"We will arrange your subsequent life according to your abilities." Tu Ziqiang spread his hands, "Scientists will go to the laboratory." If you don't know Chinese, it's possible to teach the language......"

"So you're not a scientist and you don't know Chinese?" Bangarashi asked, licking his lips.

"Good question, I haven't thought about this yet~" Tu Ziqiang gritted his teeth and smiled unkindly, "To be honest, the blue hat gave us advice, well, after all, you are a consumable to him." Hiss ......"

Several people in the crowd couldn't help but shiver.

"But I refused," Tu Ziqiang pressed his hands together, "no matter what crimes you have committed in your country, but in our case, you are all innocent!" ”

The big hairy people looked at Tu Ziqiang suspiciously, silently, and even stopped chewing in their mouths.

"I firmly believe that everyone has his or her own value and the ability to contribute to society." Tu Ziqiang paused, "Even if you were just a liar in the past......"

The room was silent, and the big hairs looked at each other.

"But if you disguise and conceal your identity and abilities......" Tu Ziqiang smiled and stopped talking.

"This is different from what Vasily said~" Bangarash looked up at Tu Ziqiang, "He said, he said that only scientists have the value of living." ”

"Workers are worthless? Technicians are worthless? Farmers are worthless? Tu Ziqiang asked word by word, and Bangarash slowly lowered his head.

"Even liars are valuable! I'm not kidding! Tu Ziqiang took a long breath to end the persuasion, "Sooner or later, you can't hide it, it's better to gamble, right?" ”

"Comrade Tu......" Bangarashi swallowed and foamed at the mouth, trying to say something.

"Comrade Tu, I am a steelworker, I know Chinese!" He was interrupted by a tall old man who stepped out of the crowd.

"Hmm~" Tu Ziqiang glanced at the old man deeply and was noncommittal, and his gaze turned to the others again.

"We are all workers," the old man stood in front of Tu Ziqiang first, looking into Tu Ziqiang's eyes, "I can teach them Chinese." ”

The other big hairs all looked at Tu Ziqiang calmly, and they didn't mean to open their mouths at all.

"Okay, you guys should take care of your body first......" Tu Ziqiang smiled slightly.