Chapter 306: Wonderful
After three questions in a row, Lu Xun'an was asked for a while, and soon began to answer: "What is so strange about a woman who is pregnant in October?" When a woman gives birth, she is naturally the most afraid of seeing the big red! As for the baby after birth......"
Lu Xun'an stumbled over this question for a long time, and couldn't think of how to answer, so he simply said casually: "Of course it's a broken umbilicus!" Only in this way can we be considered to be free from the mother! ”
Zhang Sijiu looked at him with a complicated expression: How do you even know about umbilical cord cutting? I don't know what to say!
In the end, Zhang Sijiu sighed and popularized science with him: "It is said that it is a pregnancy in October, but in fact, women rarely have a pregnancy of ten months, usually after nine months, even if it is full-term, after this time, it may be launched at any time." Therefore, the estimated production time must not be calculated in terms of ten months. As for the woman's birth, she is indeed afraid of seeing the big red, but the most afraid is that the fetus is in an improper position and cannot come down! This situation is the most dangerous! It's usually a situation where both mother and child die! As for the baby after birth, the first time is to clean the dirt from his mouth and make him cry. Only children who cry out loud can breathe normally and live. ”
Lu Xun'an was stunned.
He really didn't learn that.
After all, Ye Lan is also a man, and he is not good at women's diseases, so he has never told him about women's childbirth.
But he didn't expect that he didn't answer any of them correctly.
The wind blew, and everyone seemed to hear a clear cracking sound - it was the sound of Lu Xun'an's face and self-esteem shattering.
Lu Xun'an's face has completely become the color of a monkey's buttocks.
Zhang Sijiu said earnestly: "There are always few incurable diseases in the world, and women give birth, headaches, brain fever, trauma and fractures are the most common diseases. In this way, we can really treat more people, right? ”
Pretending to be forced or something, it won't be difficult for Dr. Zhang at all.
The three Yang brothers looked at Lu Xun'an, who was speechless and couldn't refute a word, with complicated eyes, and finally fell on Zhang Sijiu.
Yang Yuanzhang was in a trance for a moment, and always felt that the little trick he had just done to disturb Lu Xun'an was too small. Jiu Niang's words, I'm afraid that this kid's confidence will be frustrated next!
Yang Yuanfeng couldn't help but think: What does it mean to kill without seeing blood? That's it!
Of course, Yang Yuanding's heart and face are unified subtitles: Si Jiu 6666!
Lu Xun'an was in a trance for a long time, and his face was red all the time.
Until the time was about the same, Ye Lan and Cheng Wanli came in and asked them to go out to prepare for the competition, but Lu Xun'an didn't slow down.
And after Zhang Sijiu finished beating the children, she went back to play mahjong without changing her face, and even won a little money - not much, just a dozen dollars, but she was still smiling and satisfied.
So much so that Cheng Wanli looked at the contrast between Zhang Sijiu's red face and Lu Xun'an's lost soul, and couldn't help but want to ask what Zhang Sijiu did.
Ye Lan also thought that his apprentice was being bullied, and his brows were so furrowed that he could kill flies.
However, he couldn't do it when he questioned him, he just stretched out his hand and dragged Lu Xun'an out angrily - he still complained a little about Lu Xun'an in his heart. How was she bullied by a yellow-haired girl!
The person who invited to be a notary public today is a very famous squire in the city, surnamed Zhou, and everyone respectfully calls him "Zhou Gong".
Zhou Gong is actually not very old, he is about fifty, his beard is more than half white, his face is ruddy, he is slightly blessed, he smiles before speaking, and he looks kind.
Seeing that everyone had arrived, and the time was about the same, Zhou Gong stood up, cleared his throat, first saluted to the Quartet, and then talked about today's events, and said that he was invited to be a notary, very honored and afraid, if there is any negligence, please correct.
Anyway, the attitude is very humble and honored.
Everyone also complimented a few words, some said that Zhou Gong's prestige was so good, they naturally trusted it, and some said that Zhou Gong had a good character and would never be biased - anyway, the summary is that this is a large-scale mutual compliment scene.
Under such compliments, everyone was very kind and happy.
A harmonious opening, so successful.
Immediately afterwards, Zhou Gong introduced Ye Lan and Cheng Wanli.
He obviously wrote the manuscript in advance, and at this time praised Ye Lan as a young doctor from Fucheng, and after a brag, he didn't forget to talk about Cheng Wanli - Cheng Wanli has been practicing medicine in Mianzhu County all these years, so in Zhou Gong's description, Cheng Wanli was described as a chivalrous heart, a master who hides in the city, benefits one party, and is as kind as an old fairy.
Even Zhou Gong sighed: "I am blessed in Mianzhu Cave, so that such a doctor can be born!" ”
directly praised Cheng Wanli into a big red face.
Zhang Sijiu listened to it for a long time, and after careful comparison, he found that although Zhou Gong said that it was fair, he was still quite oriented towards Cheng Wanli. didn't dismantle Cheng Wanli at all. It can be seen that Lao Cheng usually practices medicine everywhere, although he sometimes sticks to his pocket, but he really earns good popularity.
That's a good thing.
Just like Zhang Sijiu thought: even if he loses, he will win a good reputation and be recognized by the locals, which is very good for the hospital.
After all, the clinic is aimed at local patients, and it is also the local wealthy who want to make money.
As long as the local prestige people recognize Cheng Wanli, then there is nothing wrong.
However, Zhang Sijiu still learned a lot of new words from Zhou Gong, such as how to praise people-
Even, how to be a water master, Zhou Gong also has a lot to learn.
This once again made Zhang Sijiu sigh: Who said that the ancients were not powerful? What we play is what the ancients left!
Zhang Sijiu was taken orally.
The others present were also convinced. Even Ye Lan didn't say anything dissatisfied.
After Zhou Gong finished praising the two of them, he told Zhang Sijiu and Lu Xun'an about the matter.
Obviously, the sabre-rattling thing was described by Zhou Gong as a friendly exchange - this is simply a medical exchange conference, not a bet!
And Zhang Sijiu has also become a little genius in Zhou Gong's description, or the kind of kind-hearted little genius who descended from heaven on Mianzhu County!
Zhang Sijiurao has a good psychological quality and thick skin, and he can't help but blush a little and heartbeat, so he is embarrassed.
And Lu Xun'an is also praised as having heaven and no earth, as if he is the pillar of the future medical world, the kind that can leave a name in history!
At this time, Lu Xun'an's face also turned red.
The two big red faces quietly glanced at each other, and then they were even more embarrassed: people are ashamed! Especially when you're still a little self-aware!
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