Chapter 9: Female Rascals

I used to hear that walking in the rivers and lakes must not provoke monks and widows, and adults should forget it, minors like children are afraid of hair, don't believe it!

But...... Believe it today!

The little boy who thinks he is the boss of the underworld points to the mosquito and says, "I'm going to challenge you!"

Dizzy, why him, not me!

"This, little brother, I'm the boss, you should look for me!" In order to maintain my status, I had to make a reminder.

"No, you're not as handsome as him, aren't all bosses handsome? and I'm not a little brother, you can call me Brother Xi. 」

Thump!

It's over, it's over, it's blowing!

Mosquito Le's pair of buckteeth are about to pop out, "There is vision, there is a future!"

"Myname, oh, I'm Moses, I'm in charge of this piece, but I only have a little sister now, and I still lack a wife, a second wife, and two lovers, the four of them are good, I want it!"

The little guy pointed at Qin Yu and them coolly, especially looking at Qin Yu's eyes very admiring!

Dizzy, it's still a mother-lover plot!

Are today's children precocious enough to do this?

I'm completely wilted, leave them alone, let the mosquitoes deal with it!

Little Moses casually picked up the English exercises on the table and looked at them, "Is it so hard to use such a simple thing?" After speaking, he directly got the answer out of the brush, and the English letters were really beautifully written, not like chineseenglish at all.

We looked at each other, this kid wouldn't be a mosquito who deliberately tricked me, no matter how you look at it, it looks like his younger brother, his IQ is high to this, and he was hit again!

"Ahem, little Moses, in fact, I am the boss, you see the two of us competing, if you win, the four of them will be yours, if you lose!"

"You?" the handsome little guy interrupted me with a look of contempt, and then looked at the four beautiful sisters.

"Well, I don't like to play games with people with low IQs, give you a proof question, and play with you when you answer it!"

Damn, if the child can't do the question, I can go to the kindergarten and read it again!

Moses took a pen and wrote on a blank piece of paper a thing that would bring us to a break!

"Proof question: Handsome guy = angel. 」

Vomiting blood, whose proof is this, I just wanted to protest, but little Moses' eyes were already full of contempt, and he swallowed the words that came to his mouth!

The beauty is also smiling, how can this question be proven!

I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, I was put by a child, and I handed the paper to the mosquito, and after the mosquito read it, the huge head was also dripping sweat, damn, there was someone more talented than him?

How can this be proven!

Seeing our embarrassment, the little guy smiled and smiled proudly!

"Hey, no wonder people say, the bigger the stupider, it's not fake at all, look at it!"

Proof: Handsome guy = angel

First of all, handsome guys are with women, for two things, love and sex.

Handsome guy = love + color,

In fact, everyone on earth knows that "Cupid, the god of love, is an angel",

So, handsome guy = angel + color,

"The Buddha said: color is emptiness", if you want to doubt, you will be hunted down by countless bald heads!

Therefore, man = angel +0,

Finally, we get an indisputable truth:

Handsome guy = angel!

............

Is this kid still human?

"A few beauties, I am the little handsome guy now, the handsome guy in the future, you must be right to follow me!" the little guy patted his breastless chest and said.

"Little brother, I'm sorry, we're already masters. Xue Ye suddenly said mischievously, looking at me and winking.

As soon as he heard that there was a master, the little guy's face changed, "No, I'm going to decide, I'm afraid you don't have to choose!"

His four younger brothers and a younger sister immediately avoided from afar.

Suddenly the strange aura dispersed, it was the messenger!

"It's an enchantment!" The Holy Maiden is the most sensitive to enchantments.

"Hehe, this sister is the most beautiful, you can be my wife." The little guy looked at Yan Yan with admiration, Yan Yan's pure beauty can impress such a child the most.

"You, be my lover, you two are the second and third grandmothers!"

Ye Ru is okay, Xue Ye is already going crazy, she is not interested in children, and she hates this kind of annoying child even more!

"Kid, spread the barrier, or I'm welcome!" said Mosquito with a smile, his tone as soft as possible, after all, it was the first time someone said that he was handsome.

"You idiot, you really think you're handsome!" The little guy gave the mosquito a look of contempt, and the mosquito didn't react a little, this kid turned his face faster than a book!

"This is the 'law' of my messenger, and all that is within the scope of my messenger must obey my law!" Moses had faith in his messenger.

"From my Snow Coconut Contract, come out, lover!"

"Little one, you should go to the kindergarten to play, this is a place for adults, obediently remove the enchantment, we don't want to bully children!"

"Hmph, say that you don't have quality, the attainer comes first, what does it have to do with age, I'm better than you, you are mine!"

Damn, isn't it, this kid's zhan has such a strong desire, and people are not toys!

"Lover, do it!"

Xue Ye's order didn't work, and the lover was still floating there quietly.

"Haha, you don't have to work in vain, I have already said it, my messenger is the law, there is no strength, weaker than any of you, but within the power of the law, all people must obey the rules, and violent attacks have no effect!" The little guy shrugged proudly.

Although we were a little surprised, we were not frightened, maybe because he was a child, or maybe because he had matured in his heart after the battle of the Kraken.

"Okay, the game begins, first of all, this handsome guy will introduce the rules of the game, my "rules of the game" ability time is ten minutes, in these ten minutes, no matter what happens, you can't speak, the losing side, the soul will be controlled by the winner!"

After saying that, the little guy immediately shut up and sat honestly!

"What is it, I just ....... Suddenly, Snow Coconut was motionless, as if he had lost his spirit, and the little guy was full of smiles.

The mosquito is not happy, isn't it just not to speak, it doesn't matter if the messenger is not easy to use, it is rare to be able to show the power of **, the mosquito waved his fist and rushed over, and slapped it towards the little guy's buttocks, as long as it hurts, it will naturally scream!

Rumble!

A golden light mask appeared instantly, blocking the mosquito's hand, and the mosquito cried out in pain as if it had been pricked by a needle.

The little rascal looked at them with disdain, as if he needed to repeat such a simple meaning?

Dizzy, this stinky boy, playing evil, what would happen if he didn't speak? Although I wanted to, I didn't dare to ask, and in the blink of an eye, we lost two people, and my secret spell couldn't be used.

Moses had a smug smile on his lips, and the game had just begun!

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