Chapter 389: Killing Pig Vegetables
Facing everyone's onlookers, Zhang Sijiu waved his hand with a smile: "Don't leave for a while, stay and watch the pigs!" After killing the pig, take local materials, I invite everyone to eat pig-killing dishes at noon today! ”
Someone asked, "What is a pig-killing dish?" ”
Zhang Sijiu's words were concise: "The dish that must be eaten on the day of killing the pig." ”
This kind of specious answer is the most intriguing!
In the face of Zhang Sijiu's seduction, the people in the Imperial Medical Department were fooled.
Except for those who really hate Zhang Sijiu, most of them choose to stay and join in the fun.
And the onlookers, in addition to pigs, there is also a group of students.
Facing the students who watched the pig's color change, Zhang Sijiu smiled and said with a pleasant face: "Are you afraid?" ”
A group of young men, facing Zhang Sijiu, a young teacher, were not embarrassed to say that they were afraid at all.
Laughing to death, who is a big man with two fangs growing out of his mouth, a pig of more than 100 catties will be afraid!
They are not afraid!
Zhang Sijiu liked this kind of young man who loved to be reckless, and immediately said: "Come on, I've been learning for so long, let's talk about it first, if you want to kill a pig, what should you do to make the pig die quickly?" ”
Then, she sat down on the chair that Shen Tie and Leng Quan had brought together.
Not only sat down, but also began to drink flower and fruit tea - rose tea brewed in boiling water, with a little tangerine peel, fragrant.
Well, the dog leg of Cold Spring also brought a plate of open pine nuts.
The particles are large and the oiliness is high, so it is expensive at first glance.
When Shen Tie saw it, he bumped Leng Quan's elbow: "When did you buy it?" Don't take me? ”
Leng Quan was poked carefully, the tips of his ears were a little red, and he lowered his voice: "Passing by, passing by, I bought it easily." ”
Shen Tie lowered his voice: "If you don't call me next time, you see if I still let you enter the dormitory!" ”
The two of them live in the same room.
It is also a dormitory assigned to the hospital.
Cold spring:......
Their little action did not escape Zhang Sijiu's eyes. As two big disciples, of course she had to test the two of them, and immediately smiled and named the two of them: "You two, if the method written out in a while is worse than others, then you two will take the lead in killing pigs today." ”
Shen Tie and Cold Spring: !!
Cold Spring's gaze swept over the pine nuts: Is it too late for me to take the pine nuts away?
Zhang Sijiu knocked up the pine nuts and asked Shen Tie to light the incense - after a stick of incense, it will be rewinded!
The papers that were received were corrected by Zhang Sijiu personally.
Then I was laughed at by this group of talents.
She pulled out one: "Twist the spine, you come out, tell me, what do you think?" ”
The student stood up and stumbled his opinion: "In this way, there will be no blood splattered, no running around, and it is different from ordinary pig slaughterers, and it is more in line with us who study medicine." I thought it would be a good fit. ”
The more he spoke, the more confident he became.
Zhang Sijiu gave a thumbs up: Cowhide! Not to mention anything else, this self-confidence is a real cowhide!
She pulled out another one: "What about this one?" Slam its brain to death. Come, tell me, what do you think? ”
The one just now was afraid of seeing blood.
This is for fear that the picture is not violent and tragic enough.
The person who was pointed stood up, and it turned out to be a big man, who looked very suitable for his character, and he proudly said: "As long as the strength is in place, it can make him faint in one fell swoop." A few more times, any pig will have to see Hades! ”
Zhang Sijiu gave a thumbs up: Zhuangman, what kind of medicine do you study? You should go and learn martial arts!
She didn't comment for the time being, and pulled out another one: "This, attack its heart and make it die." ”
The student consciously stood up, but he was a little nervous: "Mr. said that the heart is an important organ of all people and animals, and it cannot be damaged, otherwise it will be difficult for the gods to save it." I thought that this was the most suitable place to kill pigs, to die quickly and thoroughly. ”
Zhang Sijiu's thumb this time is much more sincere.
Then, she took out two scrolls: "Shen Tie, Leng Quan, you come to read your own." ”
The two read it, and then glared at each other angrily: Why are you like me! Is it plagiarism!
Zhang Sijiu was laughed at by the two of them - I finally think that the two of you have given me a long face, but you doubt each other?
She said earnestly: "You two have the same idea, both of you can talk about your thoughts." ”
Cold Spring preempted: "I thought the neck was the best place." The heart is encased in the sternum and is not easy to find, and the tools needed are not easy to find. But if it's a neck, it's much simpler, and you can kill it with a short dagger. ”
Shen Tie was not to be left behind: "In addition, there is no waste of pig blood." There is a carotid artery on the neck, which is the lifeblood of the pig, touch it with your hand, you will know where it is, as long as it is cut, the pig dies quickly, and the blood can also be caught, which is not only a dish, but also avoids the accumulation of blood in the pork, affecting the taste. ”
After a pause, Shen Tiejing smiled: "Master said that blood is the dirtiest part, and the decay of corpses also starts with blood, so - after bloodletting, the pork is not spoiled so quickly?" ”
All:...... What the hell is this a doctor? It's a cook!
Zhang Sijiu exhaled with relief: "Yes, very thoughtful." Apply what you have learned. ”
All:...... No, you're eccentric! Such a brainless boast!
Zhang Sijiu looked around, and it was not difficult to see what they were thinking from everyone's faces, and immediately smiled: "Do you think I'm biased?" Well, I'll talk about why I say that. ”
She stood up, cleared her throat, and then sprayed directly: "What does the doctor do?" It's a cure and a save! It's not for you to take for granted! You only think about killing, not eating, right? For the patient, you only think about the treatment, not the actual situation? ”
"If a person hurts his leg, he is a rich man, and he can live well without a leg, then he can not take risks, and the most important thing is to save his life. I'm sure he thinks so himself. ”
But what if he is the only male in the family and needs to earn money to support the family? What do you think is the consequence of him losing his leg? If he only aims to heal his injuries and doesn't take risks when he can take risks, then his whole life, and even his whole family, will be ruined! ”
"That's from a practical point of view!"
"As small as a small injury, whether the suture technique is from the perspective of healing or aesthetics, it is necessary to consider the actual situation!"
"The one who said he broke his spine, you go and try it for me! It's easy to say, but I want to see if you can do it?! ”
"And the hammer hammer in the brain - do you think it's realistic? Is it expensive to hammer? Do you need a lot of strength? You can do it, can ordinary people do it? Can you!! ”
Zhang Sijiu really wanted to jump up and give this big man a hammer: can you open your brain!
But the other party is too high, forget it, Zhang Sijiu sat down elegantly and smiled: "Okay, you draw lots, two short lots, whoever wins the lottery will kill the pig!" (End of chapter)