Chapter 359: A man disguises himself as a woman
Although I think so in my heart, I still have to welcome it on the surface.
"Ugh...... Well...... Husband, you are so bad, people ignore you! You hate that kind of thing!"
When Sima Yuan heard what I said, he hurriedly touched the beard on his face with his hand excitedly.
"Oh, my good baby, you are coquettish with your husband!
Your little movement, the husband who called me is itching. My husband really wants to kiss you now!"
Sima Yuan slowly approached me as he spoke, and then put his hands on my shoulders.
His hands ran down my shoulders, then squinted, his eyes misty.
"Oops, wife, your shoulders are so slippery, ***, so white! It's like that lard ointment, my husband is so beautiful in his heart!"
I endured a hundred percent nausea, and goosebumps grew on my shoulders.
I bit my lower lip and hated in my heart. Gritted his teeth and pretended to be charming.
"Husband, don't touch people! We still have time in the future, don't be so anxious!"
Sima Yuan embarrassedly wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth with his hand. Then he looked at me veiled. I have to say that the bandeau fishtail skirt chosen by Xu Wenxin is a tight long wedding dress. It can really set off a woman's figure exquisitely, and it is extremely hot!
Even if I'm a flat-chested old man, that wedding dress can pull me out of an S-shaped curve.
Sima Yuan looked at the curves of my body under the wedding dress, this old boy's nosebleed was about to squirt out!
"Ah! Wife, you are so beautiful today!"
"Hmph, people aren't beautiful one day!"
"Wife, you are as beautiful as a fairy in the sky!"
"Hmph, people are obviously more handsome than immortals!"
Sima Yuan rubbed his hands excitedly.
"Oops! Wife, I find you so gentle and cute today. Usually you always scold me and show face to me.
Today, you speak so charmingly and amorous! It sounds like it's tickling!"
I bit my lower lip and pretended to be amorous.
"Husband, from today onwards, we will be husband and wife, and people will definitely be very gentle with you in the future!
Husband, don't talk about it, the ceremony will be held in a while. Get out of here! The two of us will have time to get along in the future, so we don't have to worry about this moment!"
Sima Yuan still refused to leave.
"Wife! My husband can't help it now. Can your husband look at your face and kiss you on the face!
Just kiss it, and my husband will leave, okay!"
"Don't!" I shook my shoulders and pretended to be coquettish.
I never thought that it was okay if I wasn't coquettish, and when I coquettished Sima Yuan, I was even more excited.
"Wife, yes! If so!"
Sima Yuan felt that my refusal was seducing him.
"Wife, just kiss it! Good boy!"
As he spoke, he approached me.
I was so frightened that I hurriedly sat back in my chair and put my hand desperately against his shoulder.
"Sima Yuan, people are angry!" My voice suddenly widened. Scared Sima Yuan a lot!
When I saw this, I immediately pinched my throat again, and my voice was feminine.
"Look at you, people have a sore throat today! You're still angry with others, and they're all on fire!"
Sima Yuan was stunned for a moment. Then he grabbed my hand very distressed, and touched my hand frantically, and the oil was not enough.
"My good wife! I feel sorry for my husband! Good! The husband is not close, the husband is not kissed. When the two of us finish the ceremony, my husband will go home with you, and let's spend candle night in the cave tonight and have a good kiss!"
This Sima Yuan, greasy makes people want to vomit!
Just then, there was a knock at the door of the dressing room.
"Groom, it's time for the bride to hold the ceremony! Now two newcomers can go to the lobby!
It was the waiter at the hotel who knocked on the door.
Sima Yuan took my hand.
"Wife, let's go! You haven't been to the lobby yet! I have more than 1,000 guests today, all of whom are celebrities from Huyang City, as well as celebrities from Taoism.
Look at your husband's skills! Your husband's connections. Marry me, wife, and I'll make you the happiest woman in the world!"
"Okay!" I said yes on the surface, but in fact, the eyeballs under the veil couldn't stop rolling frantically.
I stood up, more than a head taller than Sima Yuan.
Sima Yuan's height is 163. I'm 185! Two people standing together, that's literally a celery and a small potato!
"Wife, how did you become so tall!" Sima Yuan suddenly gasped.
I said, "People are taller than you! People wear high heels!"
Actually, I'm barefoot now, but fortunately, today's wedding dress is a mermaid dress, and it's the kind of floor-length skirt that completely covers my feet.
Sima Yuan nodded, his expression greasy, and his saliva flowed.
"Wife, I like you big and tall!"
Sima Yuan and I walked hand in hand from the dressing room to the wedding scene.
The two of us walked the long red carpet, and there were more than 1,000 guests next to us, all looking at me and Sima Yuan!
Women are tall and men are short. The woman's figure is vigorous, and the man is like a potato.
Even the wedding master of ceremonies who voiced next to him could only be amazed!
"Ah! A good couple is a good match for Huang Liang, and the girl is good-looking...... Man...... Lang has a lot of wealth!"
Sima Yuan and I, under everyone's gaze, walked to the steps in front of the conference hall.
The wedding celebrant standing next to him shouted loudly.
"Now, please unveil the bride! Let's all see the bride's beautiful face!"
Sooner or later! I gently clenched my fists behind my back.
Sima Yuan's excited hands couldn't help but tremble, and he lowered his throat and whispered to me.
"Wife, my husband can finally see your beautiful face!"