When I was eight years old, my mom and dad ran away.

It's really a runaway.

They set up a free medical team and followed the caravan at home to walk around for free clinics.

You're not going to take me with you yet.

I'm angry: I'm your only son! Such a fun thing actually asked me to study at home! When can't you read a book! Don't expect me to be the top scorer!

I even want to ask my father: Didn't you say that you make enough money for me to spend eight lifetimes, and the only expectation for me in this life is not to gamble, prostitute or do bad things, and it doesn't matter if you read books or not! Then why do I still have to read at home!

My grandmother said I had always been very well-behaved. It's much better than when my dad was a kid, and after all, I never took her baby to play with crickets.

My grandfather also said that I was a very well-behaved child, and that I had never been a troublemaker, at least never cut his beard into a jagged shape.

Well, my father? My mom and dad probably think I'm pretty well-behaved, too? I just don't have the talent to study medicine and make inventions.

They once whispered behind my back, and I overheard me.

My mother sighed, a little embarrassed: "What will the little star do in the future?" I don't think I can do anything-"

My father's tone had a forced calmness: "It's okay, I was like this when I was a child, my grandfather told me, rich for three generations, rich and free, do anything, don't break the law and cause trouble, it is a great blessing for the family." ”

My mother didn't speak for a long time, probably a little speechless.

Finally, she calmed down: "That's right, then do whatever you want." If you want to play at home every day, it's not impossible. ”

When I heard this, I was satisfied, and I felt that my father and mother must love me very much!

The next moment, I heard my dad whispering, "But you said that both of us are so powerful, why did we give birth to such a mediocre child?" Could it be a mistake? That's not okay, I was born at home, I'm guarding outside, and others don't have a chance to change it. ”

I heard a "snap" sound, probably my mother hit my father.

This made my wounded soul somewhat comforted.

Then, I heard my mother say seriously: "You just suspect him as an atavistic ape, and you can't doubt this!" Your double eyelids, your ears, your mouth, which one didn't pass it on to him?! Moreover, how can you say such a thing about children?! At most, this kid's IQ is a little not high enough, but his heart is still very good! ”

At this moment, I clearly heard my heart crack with a click.

Well, it crackled and fell to the ground.

Ape I know. My mother told me that people at that time were smart if they could use chopsticks.

In my mother's heart, this is how it is.

Oh, what kind of blood kinship? Don't!

I pushed the door open and went in with a blank face, and when I saw their expressions frozen, they asked each other with their eyes why they didn't lock the door, sneered, threw the door and left.

This time, they wanted to leave me behind, and I decided not to let them go.

After thinking about it for a long time, I made a thoughtful plan.

I, and Lu Jing quietly mixed an empty box into the luggage that my mother and they packed.

Then, holding a large bag of snacks and jerky, quietly slipped into it before they were about to leave.

As for the send-off, I didn't show up, I also thought about it, I wrote a letter in advance, and it was written that I was sad and angry, so I decided not to send them.

That way, they won't be looking for me.

The plan would have been flawless.

Due to the early departure, after the box was loaded into the carriage, we staggered and left, and the two of us fell asleep directly.

Two hours later.

I woke up with pee.

Then, I found out that I couldn't get out.

The box is locked.

And I didn't bring a urinal.

The box was big enough for the two of us to squeeze into it, but ...... There's nowhere to put a urinal! I can't hold it in my arms!

Lu Jing's expression was exactly as uncomfortable as mine.

We looked at each other, then looked away, covering a part of our body in an effort to restrain ourselves.

After all, I don't know how far I have gone, and if I don't go far enough, I will definitely be sent back!

I don't want to go back.

The time to hold your urine is so hard.

Eventually, I couldn't hold it anymore and didn't care about the plan at all, so I started banging on boxes and yelling, "Let me out!" ”

After a commotion, the box was finally opened.

However, as soon as I climbed out of the box and ran a few steps, I didn't have time to find a feng shui treasure to pee, and I felt like I couldn't control it.

The pant legs instantly warmed and wet. The range is constantly expanding.

I was confused.

Looking at the shocked eyes of the people around me, I was ashamed and angry, and finally I couldn't hold back, and cried out with a "wow": It's over, I'm peeing my pants! I peed my pants in front of so many people! My three-year-old cousin won't be wetting his pants this year!

I also saw my father and mother in the crowd, who wanted to speak and stopped, and was extremely shocked.

I was so embarrassed that I just wanted to hide, so I rushed to find my mother.

As a result, my mother took a step back in horror, and her expression was almost like a sound effect: Don't you come here!!

I could only turn a corner, rush into my dad's arms, hold his legs firmly, and bury my face in his stomach - I want to go home if I could!

A quarter of an hour later, I sat in my father's carriage after changing my clothes.

The carriage continued on its way.

My father and mother sent someone back to report the news, saying that they would take me on a trip.

They didn't even send me back. I was pleasantly surprised and disappointed – how nice it would have been if you had said you were going to take me there earlier? Do you have to be embarrassed by me? I want to go back, I don't want to see people.

My mother probably saw that I was in a bad mood, and she comforted me: "You are only eight years old, and it is normal for you to not be able to hold your pee." Moreover, it has only been three years since you stopped wetting the bed. ”

When I heard this, I didn't want to talk anymore.

My dad patted me on the back: "Son, don't think so much. In this life, people will always be embarrassed a few times. Your grandfather wanted to be drunk and danced back then, and when I think about it now, I feel spicy. ”

I:...... No wonder grandfather said you were disobedient when you were a child!

In the end, I found a reason to comfort myself: "Forget it, you won't send me back anyway." What can I do? I had no choice but to stay! ”

Then, I snorted and squeezed to the table where the snacks were kept, eating and drinking water – I was hungry!

I heard my father say, "This kid has a good mentality, so let us be." It's biological! ”

Glancing at the two of them, I squirted out of my mouth with scum: "I will put gold on my face!" Don't you say I'm an ape?! ”

My mother and my father were not embarrassed at all, they looked at each other and laughed.

My mother smiled and said, "If your father and I don't have a good attitude, in the face of your behavior today, we would have to invite you to eat a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots!" ”

I:...... That's right. Forget it, don't bother to bother with them! Anyway, you're going to take me to play! They don't want to get rid of me!

Everyone's New Year~ If there is nothing else I want to see, then I will officially finish the book and enter the vacation period, hehehe~