It's noisy.

I don't know how long it has been, Gu Chaoyun suddenly noticed that the movement around him had changed, at first he could still hear Yu Cannon's loud voice, but now he felt like he had suddenly squeezed into the downtown area, noisy and noisy, and the noisy people had a lot of headaches.

And didn't you get a knife in the chest? What's the deal with a headache?

In a daze, he seemed to be patted on the shoulder, "Little brother...... Little brother ......"

Like a frightened rabbit, Gu Chaoyun woke up from a dream and stood up, but as soon as his butt left his seat, he was stunned.

Looking around, it turned out to be a green leather car that I was familiar with.

Beside him was a narrow aisle, and the crowded crowd carried large bags and small bags, moving forward little by little in the shouting and shouting.

There are people everywhere, under the seats, and on the luggage racks.

"Little brother, did you have a nightmare?"

Hearing the greeting beside him, Gu Chaoyun came back to his senses, smelling the smell of smoke, sweat and body odor mixed in the air, he slowly sat back, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and looked at the kind uncle who was smiling opposite and said "um".

But as if remembering something, he hurriedly reached out and touched the location of his knife, and at the same time he was relieved to be surprised, just because the wound was gone.

But where are you now?

He didn't feel like everything that had happened before was a dream.

The scenery outside the window was rapidly receding, the bare yellow vegetation, and the snow-colored distant mountains, Gu Chaoyun lost his mind for a while.

"Peanuts and melon seeds mineral water, beer and drink eight-treasure porridge, please let me go!"

Hearing the shouts of the flight attendants, he slowly suppressed the panic in his heart.

But looking at the smiling uncle on the other side, Gu Chaoyun's eyes gradually became strange.

This is a Buddha.

Dressed in a washed white old tunic suit, wearing a Zhongshan hat, the folds of his face are black and brown age spots, a snow-white goatee, and a walking stick beside him.

disguised himself, almost blinded.

The old man was old and sophisticated, and his eyes were a little playful when he saw Gu Chaoyun's hands, but the smile on his face was still the same, and he asked with two front teeth, "Little brother, where are you going?" ”

Gu Chaoyun wrapped his coat and tilted his head, pretending not to hear.

The old man smiled even more, stretched his neck forward slightly, lowered his voice and smiled: "The little old man's surname is Hu, Hu Li, thanks to the love of my friends on the road, they all call me 'Uncle Li', dare to ask my brother which way of the immortal?" ”

"Huli?"

Gu Chaoyun was slightly stunned when he heard this name, but he quickly reacted, his expression was cloudy, and he looked at the passengers coming and going around him, and a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes.

As soon as he glanced at it, a joking voice came out on the side, "Boy, Uncle Li only came to sit down because he could afford you, just a stunned nerd like you, maybe this is your last trip." ”

Gu Chaoyun looked for prestige, and on the opposite side of the aisle, a young girl with long hair was cross-legged, wearing deep boots, wrapped in a fashionable red coat, looking at him with a smile instead of a smile, and her slightly immature face was full of arrogance and contempt.

There are a lot of peeks around, what are the pregnant women with big bellies, the old men and old ladies, and then the aunts and aunts who are holding their children and breastfeeding, all of them look ordinary and ordinary, not at all, but there is an indescribable greed in their eyes.

Good fellows, all thieves.

He took a deep breath, finally sure where he was.

There are no thieves in the world.

"Hell yes!"

Gu Chaoyun was also a little puzzled, as soon as he closed his eyes and opened his eyes, he actually ran into the movie.

Seeing that he was silent, the old man who called himself "Uncle Li" bowed slightly, and greeted with a smile: "I don't mean anything else, I just want to make you a friend." ”

Gu Chaoyun came back to his senses, looked at the group of thieves around him, and knew that he had fallen into the den of thieves, and he was afraid that he would not be able to get out for a while, so he immediately turned his body sideways, turned his back to everyone, exposed his hands, put his left hand on his right arm, and cocked his thumb up with his right hand, and said: "The south and the north are thieves in all directions, the boy's surname is Gu!" ”

Uncle Li's eyes lit up, glowing with essence, as if he had found some baby bump, and he also turned his back on everyone, facing Gu Chaoyun, and put his hands in the same posture, "Jinshan Yinshan is hidden in his sleeves, Hu Li!" ”

It is the incision of the burglar door.

The group of minions around them were dumbfounded, listening to the strange conversation between the two, and they didn't know why.

"Uncle Li, what nonsense are you talking to him, who on this road doesn't know that this is our territory, dare to commit taboos, keep it if it's useful, it's useless to pout your fingers, and increase your memory!"

Hearing the babbling words of the people next to him, Uncle Li had a helpless "tsk", squinted his eyes, folded the ten fingers of his hands on the crutches, and nodded tepidly: "Usually let you learn more, don't listen, look, now that I meet the people in the thief's door, none of them recognize it, and you can't make people laugh when you say it in the future, what is the most important thing for us to come out and mix?" Face! ”

"What burglary? Isn't it also the color of the goods that started behind the scenes, what kind of big head of garlic is loaded? ”

The immature-looking woman was unconvinced, and raised her chin, not arrogant.

Uncle Li sighed, "No way, the world has changed, people are not as pure as before, the team is not easy to lead, let's come out to catch food, life is getting more and more difficult, every day is surrounded and intercepted by people, and they are all changing all kinds of tricks, deception, fraud, pits, deception, deception, not only have the ability to steal doors, but also learn a lot of thousands of methods, and become four dislikes." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a voice came out from the side, "Eh, isn't there a 'turn' in the middle?" ”

The smile on Uncle Li's face slowly dissipated, and he said in a slow voice: "I allow you to look away, but you can't talk nonsense, this word is the most inferior in the world, what we are pursuing is the technical content, who dares to add this word, don't blame me...... Ahem......"

Halfway through speaking, Uncle Li suddenly coughed twice, then sat down solemnly, and grabbed Gu Chaoyun's left hand to show him palmistry.

Gu Chaoyun was still a little puzzled how this old thief could change his face faster than turning a book, this sudden moment would not be because he wanted to pinch his fingers, he was about to break free, and he suddenly heard beside him, "Melon seeds, peanuts, mineral water, beer, cigarettes, ham sausages, please let me go!" ”

Well, that's what happened.

Gu Chaoyun smiled shyly and put it on, "Uncle, how is my palmistry?" ”

Uncle Li narrowed his eyes, pretended to take a closer look, and then exclaimed in amazement: "Young man, you are so bad, you look at your career line, straight through the palm of your hand, you have a great posture of soaring, I am afraid that you will soar into the sky in the future." And this emotional line, I am obedient, divided into five forks, which means that you will have to marry five wives in the future, unbelievable, unbelievable......"

Gu Chaoyun almost didn't laugh out loud when he heard the old man's serious nonsense, it was really outrageous the more he made it up.

"Where's the lifeline?"

"A lifeline? Let me find out. ”

Uncle Li put on the reading glasses on his chest, and touched Gu Chaoyun's palm tremblingly, and suddenly glared, "Hey, why is there no lifeline?" Unbelievable, unbelievable. ”

Gu Chaoyun rolled his eyelids, "My life is gone, so what's the point?" ”

Uncle Li muttered as he picked up Gu Chaoyun's right hand and looked at it, and was dumbfounded.

Not to mention the lifeline, the palm of this hand has no folds at all, just like a pancake spread out, flat.

"Hey, it's really the only scorpion poop, it's amazing."