17. Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei

Bidding farewell to Zhen Yi, Zhao Yun took Mink Hanyi and Diao Chan back to the pavilion to rest.

On the second day, he was ready to meet the emperor, but he was told that something important had happened in the court, and all foreign officials could wait for the edict to be announced. In desperation, I had to go back to the museum.

Three days later, in the middle of the night, there was a rush of horses' hooves outside the inn.

"Where's the post steward?"

The loud voice like thunder creaked in the windows, and all those who had fallen asleep were awakened by fright, and those who didn't know thought that there was thunder in the sky, and they looked at the sky in their clothes, only to see that the moon was bright and the stars were sparse, and there were no clouds, where did the thunder come from?

Just when he was puzzled, another thunderclap rose to the ground: "What do you see, the steward will come out quickly and arrange three upper rooms, prepare wine and food, my three brothers are hungry!" ”

Everyone was startled again, and watched with their eyes, only to see three people coming to the pavilion and post house, and in the center was a man with a fat head and big ears, arms over his knees, and two short swords inserted diagonally in his back.

On the left is a red-faced man of twenty-seven or eight, with five locks of beard under his chin, lying silkworm eyebrows, Danfeng's eyes are slightly narrowed, his eyes are arrogant and lonely, and the glaive green dragon knife in his hand, the head of the knife alone is two meters long, and it is murderous, as if a light sweep can turn the pavilion into a flat ground!

On the right is a big black man, with a black robe and a black face at the bottom of the pot, and the beard on the side of his mouth is long horizontally, hard like a hedgehog's thorn, and shakes up and down like a spring when touched. A snake spear in his hand, the three-foot snake head is shining with cold light, and with a slight touch, even a wall can be easily pierced!

It was not a bystander who struck two thunderbolts, it was the big black man, who jumped off the horse and was two feet tall, and poked his spear to the ground, like a killing god, which frightened everyone to retreat again and again and fell to the ground.

Zhao Yun saw it in his eyes, and his heart trembled: "Could it be the Taoyuan Sanxiong, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei have arrived!" ”

Sure enough, the man with the fat head and big ears who inserted the double swords obliquely opened his mouth and reprimanded: "The third brother must not be reckless, Hugh will surprise everyone!" ”

turned over and dismounted, and apologized to everyone: "After the king of Jingshan, Liu Bei, Liu Xuande, the second brother Guan Yu, Guan Yunchang, the third brother Zhang Fei, Zhang Yide, the emperor of my long live to see the report, it is late, I came to the pavilion to rest, and I hope to be in charge of Haihan where I am disturbed!" ”

Saying it is a deep bow!

Seeing Liu Bei bowing down and apologizing to him, the steward came up, pointed at Liu Bei and shouted: "This place is Kyoto, what kind of system are your people arguing about?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes, why don't you apologize to the steward soon?"

Zhao Yun smiled secretly in his eyes, Liu Bei's submissive temperament was really a wretch, he was reprimanded by a little steward, he could stand it, Zhang Fei was afraid that he was on the verge of going berserk.

His brother reprimanded, Zhang Fei naturally obeyed, and was about to apologize, but he listened to the steward and continued: "Your subordinates are uninformed hillbillies, after you call yourself the king of Jingshan, you are so virtuous? ”

As he spoke, his thumb pressed the middle finger of the food and kept rubbing it.

Liu Bei and the three of them had just joined the team of the Yellow Turban Army to counterinsurgency, their clothes were shabby, they were not high-ranking officials, and the stewards looked down on people and asked Liu Bei for benefits.

Liu Bei is also a weaver and a straw sandal, where do you understand this?

Liu Bei frowned slightly, rubbed his fingers and said, "What do you mean by this?" ”

The steward was furious: "Sure enough, it's a mountain village man, and he wants to live in a hotel without taking money, get out!" ”

As he spoke, the steward threw off his robe, turned around and left, muttering as he walked: "After King Jingshan, bullshit!" ”

After King Jingshan, bullshit!

As soon as these words came out, Liu Bei's face was flushed, Guan Yu's slightly narrowed eyes cracked, and the big knife in his hand made a buzzing sound.

Zhang Fei clenched his fists with both hands, stared at the beads of his eyes and was just about to apologize, but he was taken aback, and then heard the steward insulting Liu Bei, he immediately became angry, grabbed the butler's collar, and three big-eared scrapers followed, and scolded: "Rabbit cub, quickly kowtow to my brother and apologize, otherwise Lao Tzu won't mind slaughtering you like a pig!" ”

In Gyeonggi important places, the steward also represents the official family, and the officials from all over the country are respectful and polite to him, how have you ever seen such a rude and reckless person?

In addition, Zhang Fei was in an uproar in the dark, his beard was like a hedgehog, and his body was tingling, and he was even frightened, and he was actually farting and urinating!

A sour smell permeated, Zhang Fei shook his hand and put the steward aside, and shouted at the people in the pavilion: "What do you see, hurry up and prepare the wine and food in the room, my brother is hungry!" ”

Everyone in the hall hurriedly cleaned the room and prepared food and drinks.

Liu Bei smiled bitterly, pointed at Zhang Fei and shook his head: "You, you can't change your stinky temper that causes trouble!" ”

Zhang Fei was reprimanded, just like a primary school student being praised, and said with a smile: "What my brother reprimanded is that this guy looks down on people and insults his brother, but he is as timid as a mouse, and the feces and urine from the three slaps have come out, it's really unlucky, I'll wash my hands!" ”

This is Zhang Fei, the feared Yanren Zhang Fei, who will be brave and champion in the future, is like an honest little brother at the moment.

On the other hand, Guan Yu didn't say a word from beginning to end, but Zhao Fei could see that if Zhang Fei hadn't beaten the steward's three ear scrapers just now, the Qinglong Yanyue Knife would have chopped the steward into meat puree. Guan Yu belongs to the kind of ruthless lord who talks less, he doesn't speculate for more than half a sentence, he will cut with a knife, in the entire Three Kingdoms, there are countless famous generals who died under Guan Yu's knife, and in the early stage, he was killed by killing people!