Difu New Town, Reincarnation Office Office.

"Director Meng, there is a person who doesn't want to drink Meng Po soup, saying that it's too bitter, and he has to add sugar to drink it!" A beautiful woman in OL uniform walked into the office quickly, and reported with a bitter face: "If I had changed before, I would have let people catch him and force him." But not long after Mr. Yan promulgated the new policy, he said that he wanted to serve people with surnames, and I didn't dare to mess around!"

A middle-aged beautiful woman sat at the desk, stared at the computer monitor in front of her through black-framed glasses, and said with disdain: "Where did this hillbilly come from? Meng Po soup has been improved several times, and it has long tasted the same as mocha coffee, even those old ladies can drink it, and he actually needs to add sugar!"

The middle-aged beauty, that is, Director Meng, turned off the little game she had just cleared on the computer, stood up and said, "Let's go, take me to see." When ordinary people come to the underworld, they are already scared and their legs tremble, and they don't have the courage to mention conditions. I want to see what kind of excellent product it is, and I actually have to add sugar to drink Meng Po soup. ”

Coming to the hall on the ground floor of the Reincarnation Office Building, Director Meng followed the direction pointed by the uniform beauty and saw a young man's soul with a very creamy face, a very average figure and temperament, and a stall of dozens of yuan all over his body.

Belch...... It can't be called a soul, Yan always has an order, treat those souls kindly and kindly, and treat them as sincere and benevolent, so it's better to call that young soul a cream boy.

"Hello, I'm Meng Lisha, the director of the Reincarnation Office, if you have any dissatisfaction with Meng Po Tang, you can just mention it to me!" Director Meng walked up to the cream boy, and his tone was quite polite, but his face was cold.

"You...... Hello!" The cream boy bowed his head and greeted Director Meng timidly, "I...... It's not that I'm dissatisfied with Meng Po soup, it's just that I was so poor when I was alive that I couldn't even eat a piece of sugar, let alone drink coffee. So...... So I really can't swallow the coffee-flavored Meng Po soup, can you please add some sugar to me!"

"Meng Po soup is my family's special secret recipe, and you can't add any seasonings, otherwise the effect will be gone. The coffee-flavored Meng Po soup was successfully blended after decades of research, you have to drink it today, and you have to drink it if you don't drink it!"

Frightened by Director Meng's glare, the cream boy immediately softened, and said aggrievedly: "Okay, okay, I'll just drink it!"

"What a cheap bone, I have to be an old lady...... Wait, the light of extreme luck?" Director Meng just wanted to reprimand the cream boy for a few words, and then asked him to obediently drink Meng Po soup, but out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a faint light above the young man's head, and immediately changed his mind.

took out a mobile phone with a crazy five-style style from his arms and took a picture of the cream boy, Director Meng was happy.

"Su Ruan, born at three o'clock on the seventh day of the seventh month of the seventh month, an orphan, without any blood relatives alive, was killed by a car crossing the road on the day he was born at the age of eighteen. The surname is weak, not enterprising, has never done a good thing in his life, nor has he done a bad thing, but he is often unlucky. Now that the extreme luck has come to an end, I need to stay in the prefecture to resolve the extreme luck!" Director Meng read out the information of the cream boy in front of him, and said happily: "The best, really the best! I have been on an errand for so many years, I have seen the good people of the ninth world, and I have also seen the evil people of the ninth world, but I have never heard of a person who does nothing in the ninth world. ”

The so-called extreme luck does not only refer to good luck, but also the luck that is extremely good and the extremely bad luck are extremely lucky. The extreme luck of the cream boy Su Ruan is so bad that it is impossible to even succeed in reincarnation, so he can only stay in the underworld and slowly resolve the extreme luck.

As for those who do nothing in the ninth world, to put it simply, it is to eat and wait for death, and to say that it is complicated, it means that good things cannot be done, bad things cannot be done, and talents who have been mediocre to the extreme for nine consecutive lives.

On the display screen of Director Meng's mobile phone, the title of Cream Brother Su Ruan was marked in the most eye-catching big characters in blood red - the Ninth World Inaction!

"Boy, you don't have to drink Meng Po soup!" Director Meng held back a smile and said with a shaking: "In your situation, you can only stay in the underworld on an errand and slowly consume the extreme luck on your body." Otherwise, even if you succeed in reincarnation, you will die in your mother's womb. ”

"Xiao Qian, take this superb to the personnel department to find Manager Ma, and arrange an errand for him casually! Remember, let him go to the old city to serve, don't affect the appearance of the new city!" Director Meng forced a smile and ordered the uniform beauty beside him, and then quickly ran back to the office and posted the incident of encountering a superb soul to the underground forum......

The camera "swished" and came to the office of Manager Ma of the Personnel Department.

"Hey, Xiaoqian, you haven't come to see your brother Ma for a long time!" Manager Ma of the Personnel Department was as his name suggested, with a long horse face, and when he saw the arrival of the uniform beauty Xiaoqian, he immediately left the online game he was fighting and greeted him with a shy face.

"Brother Ma, our side is the busiest department in the whole prefecture, how can we usually have time to go out for a walk!" Xiao Qian pursed her seductive little mouth and complained: "If it weren't for the fact that I met a superb product today, Director Meng asked me to bring him over, I haven't left the Reincarnation Office Building for more than 70 years!"

"Don't worry about that!" Manager Ma hugged Xiao Qian enthusiastically and said with a sullen voice: "Since you are here, let's have a good chat with Brother Ma! Let me tell you, Brother Ma has been practicing yoga recently, and his body is getting better and better day by day." Look at the muscles, look at the flexibility!"

Manager Ma said as he showed Xiao Qian his proud figure.

It's a pity that Xiaoqian didn't dare to stay here longer, if Director Meng knew that she was lazy, she would definitely be scolded again.

Hurriedly told the situation of Cream Brother Su Ruan, Xiao Qian said apologetically: "Brother Ma, it's not that I don't want to chat with you, but ...... Hey, I can't help it! You know Director Meng's temper, others say that they would rather offend Mr. Yan than dare to offend Director Meng. I'm working under Director Meng, and I don't dare to make the slightest mistake!"

After speaking, Xiao Qian pulled Su Ruan outside the door in, then said hello to Manager Ma, and left in a hurry.

Manager Ma was unhappy, it was rare for a girl to come to the door, but she didn't stay for a minute, and she left without even leaving the fragrance on her body, which made him sprinkle all his resentment on Su Ruan's head.

Without looking at Su Ruan, Manager Ma returned to his seat, stumbled a few times on the computer, and shouted out of the door, "Xiao Chen, come in!"

"Here, here, what do you want Brother Ma to order?" a young man who was creamier than Su Ruan rushed into the office and nodded at Manager Ma.

"Huh, Guandong?" Manager Ma saw that the person who came was not the Xiao Chen he was about to shout, and asked suspiciously, "Why are you? Isn't your brother on duty today?"

"Hey, hey, hey!" Guandong touched his head and laughed a few times, and said honestly: "Manager Ma, that's the case." The East-West Difu Photography Exchange Exhibition is about to start, and my brother is busy going out to collect scenery, so he changes shifts with me. ”

"That kid, you're going to do bad things with the camera again!" Manager Ma pursed his lips unhappily and said, "Forget it, it's the same for you." ”

Picking up the document that had just been printed out beside him, Manager Ma pointed to Su Ruan, who was standing on the side like a quail, and said impatiently: "Take this kid to get the uniform and salary card, and then send him to the old city to work!"

Guandong took the document and looked at it, and it was written on it "The Appointment Table of the Eighteenth Floor of District B in the Old Town of Difu".

Glancing at Su Ruan with pity, Guandong bowed and said goodbye to Manager Ma, and left the office with Su Ruan.

Submitting the form, receiving the uniform and salary card, plus a parachute bag, Su Ruan followed Guandong to the underground parking lot of the personnel department building, and finally couldn't help but ask.

"That, Brother Guandong, are you so casual in recruiting people from the prefecture?" Su Ruan asked cautiously: "I came from Director Meng's side, and I didn't even have an assessment procedure, is there something wrong?"

"That's right, the prefecture has always been free to recruit people, because you have already seen it on your resume for several lifetimes. Guandong walked to a car without a license plate, opened the door and sat in the driver's seat, beckoned to Su Ruan and said, "Hurry up and get in the car, I'll send you to work." The old town is far from the new town, and you don't have your own transportation in the future, so it's hard to have the opportunity to come!"

Sitting in the car and looking at the various modern high-rise buildings along the way, Su Ruan couldn't help but want to talk again.

"I didn't expect to have nothing when I was alive, but I immediately found a job when I died. Although I know from the name that the old city of Difu is definitely not as prosperous as the new city, I am very satisfied with having a job to make ends meet. Besides, Manager Ma arranged a title of steward for me as soon as he came, and it wouldn't be far off. Holding the handsome uniform and work card in his hand, as well as the parachute bag, Su Ruan, who had no ambitions, was indeed very satisfied.

"Little brother, you are new to the city and don't know the situation in the underworld. Seeing that Su Ruan was so easily satisfied, Guandong couldn't help but say with emotion: "Because of the development of the times, the prefecture has opened up a new urban area, and all the work departments have moved over. In the old city, there are only historical relics such as Wangxiang Terrace and Nai He Bridge, and there is an almost empty eighteen-story hell. Your title of steward, to put it mildly, is the jailer who manages the prisoners in Block B on the eighteenth floor, and to put it mildly, it's an exile errand. ”

"It doesn't matter, as long as I can get a salary and work is not tiring, I am willing to work for the rest of my life!"

Guandong stabilized his mind and said while driving: "The work is really not tiring, the eighteenth layer of hell belongs to the executive area, and the prisoners are imprisoned by drawing the ground as a prison. You don't even have to worry about them, you can sleep all day. But don't forget, you are now in a state of soul, which is what those people in the yang world call ghosts, and they will not die without eating, drinking, or sleeping. Of course, if someone burns some offerings for you, you can get over it, and there are all kinds of food sold in the supermarket in the new town. It's okay to say this kind of thing for a day or two, but one day in the world, our underworld is a year, and if you want to stand up in boredom and loneliness for a thousand eight hundred years, the gods are smoking. ”

"Thank you big brother for your concern!" Su Ruan thanked him sincerely, and said without any psychological burden: "Actually, I also know what kind of virtue I am, and my biggest goal in life is to eat and wait for death." I believe that with my patience, I will definitely survive the boring working hours. Now I'm just looking forward to paying my salary, and when the time comes, I'll find my eldest brother to get together, and I'll have a treat!"

"Hey!" Guandong could see that Su Ruan was not the kind of person with scheming, but he was still very easy to get along with, but he was too unenterprising, so he sighed helplessly and said: "Brother, you should keep your little salary for yourself! Big brother will tell you the situation of the eighteenth layer of hell first, lest you don't know the severity of the time, break into the prison by mistake, and be killed by those murderers!"

"Today's eighteen layers of hell are no longer what they used to be. The first seventeen floors were already empty, and they were either dead or transferred to the New Town Prison. Only the last eighteenth floor still has people, but there is also one person in Area A, three people in Area B, and just four Dumiaomiao. ”

"Your job is to patrol Area B and watch over the three murderers. But in fact, there is no need to look at it, the thousands of years they have been in hell in the yang world, that is, millions of years in the underworld, have long been mixed into old fritters. You'd better leave them alone, find something to do on your own, and just mess it up!"

"Also, there are no elevators on the eighteenth floor of hell, only a spiral staircase on the side. When you go down, you can use the parachute you just received and jump down directly, the sword mountain and sea of fire below have already been dismantled, don't be afraid of injury. It's just that it's easy to go down and difficult to come up, and the entire eighteen-story staircase is higher than the mountain, and you have to climb it for at least ten days. ”

"Remember, you must endure loneliness, and no matter what happens, you can't have anything to do with the three murderers in Area B. The three of them, a goblin who eats people and doesn't spit out bones, a murderous demon king, and a lawless super bastard. Once you enter their prison limits...... Hey, I don't even want to talk about it later. ”

When Guandong said this, Su Ruan, who was naturally timid and afraid of things, softened even more, and secretly swore not to look at the three terrible murderers.

After chatting all the way out of the new town, Guandong drove to more than 200 yards. But even at such a fast speed, it took a whole day and a night to reach the dilapidated old town.

After Su Ruan got out of the car, Guandong kindly told him again, and then drove away alone.

As a steward, Su Ruan had to go down to Area B of the eighteenth floor of Hell to hang up the work card, otherwise there would be no job record in the new city, and he would not be able to receive his salary. Moreover, the residence arranged for him by the Ministry of Personnel is also in Area B on the 18th floor, and he has to go down horizontally and vertically.

Changing into work clothes and carrying a parachute, Su Ruan did the most daring thing in his life, jumping off a cliff......

In fact, if Guandong hadn't told him earlier that the parachute was hidden in the magic circle, which could save his life as a ghost, Su Ruan would definitely climb down the stairs layer by step.

"Ah......h

In fact, there is nothing to see, just bare, and the torture equipment of the former execution ground has long been cleaned.

Piao Piao went to the bottom of hell, followed the street signs to find Area B, Su Ruan hung up a work sign in the dusty office, and then there was nothing to do.

The small room behind the office was Su Ruan's residence, and when he didn't feel hungry as a soul, Su Ruan cleaned up the room slightly, lay on the bed and began to raise the corpse.

Lasted one day, two days, three days...... Half a month, Su Ruan finally couldn't stand it anymore!

Loneliness! Whether it is a living person or a dead person, they can't stand the word "loneliness"!

The hell is empty, there is not even a shadow of a ghost, even Su Ruan, who is eating and waiting for death, can't withstand the torture of loneliness!

So, the loneliness in his heart rose and evil was born on the side of his guts, and Su Ruan finally did another super bold thing - adventure!

Looking at the huge door sign at the mouth of the valley and the bloody word "Area B" on it, Su Ruan swallowed his saliva and began to move inward at a speed of half a step per minute.

That's right, Hell's Eighteenth Floor B is actually a valley. Correspondingly, the other areas A and C are also valleys, but they are far away.

The first expedition lasted more than half an hour, and when Su Ruan stepped into the valley for more than ten meters, he didn't find anything, so he chose to continue to go back and raise the corpse.

The expedition was so terrible that he didn't dare to keep going!

Originally, I wanted to go to other empty areas to practice my courage, but I didn't know that there was a ban on the eighteenth floor, except for the B area on his work card, none of the other areas could enter.

The second time, much better than before, lasted more than an hour, and entered the valley for more than thirty meters.

The third time, the results improved again, and in less than half an hour, I advanced fifty meters, applause!

But he turned back at fifty-one meters......

In this way, Su Ruan entertained himself and played adventures, but he was worn out for three months.

This time, Su Ruan planned to advance to a place where he could see the prisoners from afar, and then go to Xincheng to collect his salary and buy some good things to treat himself.

Forward, forward, the old man who is not afraid of death should step forward on three legs!

I saw it, I saw it, there were shallow caves on the mountain wall over there, which should be where the prisoners lived, but why didn't I see anyone!

"Dead fat man, while I'm sleeping, I draw a turtle on my face, looking for a fight!"

A thunderous shout frightened Su Ruan, turned around and ran.

"Ouch, hey!" didn't pay attention to his feet, kicked a protruding stone, and Su Ruan fell a hungry dog to grab with a "poof".

"Hahaha...... That kid finally ran in! Stone, let's go out and scare him!"

Another domineering voice sounded in the rear, frightening Su Ruan to crawl out and flee.

It's a pity that he made a mistake in his busyness, and he fell several times in a row, and Su Ruan, who was drenched in cold sweat, had already weakened his legs, trembling and couldn't get up.

Listening to the sound of footsteps behind him like thunder, mixed with bursts of bloodthirsty laughter, Su Ruan closed his eyes and secretly said that my life is over!

"Little brother, what's wrong with you, did it hurt to fall?" The gentle voice like a spring breeze suddenly blew into his ears, and Su Ruan only thought that he was dead again, and there were auditory hallucinations in his brain.

"Really, those two big bosses scared such cute little brothers like this, wait and see how I clean them up!" The beautiful sound of gentleness, coquettishness, and coquettishness sounded again, and it was very close to Su Ruan, as if it was in his ears.

"Hahaha, scratch the fox one step faster than us, look at that little guy scared so much that he didn't dare to move!"

The sound of thunderous footsteps was getting closer and closer, and the arrogant laughter was still in his ears, reminding Su Ruan that he hadn't hung up for the second time.

"Fat man, Xiang Shi, you two bastards will die for the old lady! If you frighten this little brother, the old lady will cut you!"

The gentle voice changed again, and it actually carried a hint of domineering, which made people feel a sense of majesty that had to be obeyed from the bottom of their hearts.

"I said scratch the fox, you're too domineering, aren't you! It's rare to see a newcomer, everyone is happy together, do you need to monopolize it alone?"

"The stone is right! You scratch the fox, you must see that the parents are white and tender, and you want to open the meat! No, my fat man is the first to disagree. ”

"I haven't fought for a few years, but I really went to the house to expose the tiles, and I dare to talk back to the old lady!

A gust of wind whistled, and the man who made the gentle female voice made a move.

"Oh, I'm afraid you won't make it! Stones, let's go together!

"Scratch the fox, who is afraid of whom! Purple Thunder's First Blow, Spring Thunderstorm!"

"Crackling!"

"Boom ......"

The three legendary murderers fought together, and the strong wind alone scared Su Ruan into wanting to pee. Fortunately, he is in a state of soul now, and he has no trouble eating, drinking, and Lazar.

"Even the two of you dare to argue with the old lady, when the old lady was in the storm, you still don't know where it is!

With a "boom", there was a big explosion in the air, followed by two screams.

"Ah...... Scratch the fox, you're really moving!"

"Ahh

"Whoosh, whoosh" twice, it seemed that the two men couldn't beat the woman and ran away.

"Hmph! The old lady has suffered here for millions of years, and it is rare to see a pleasing little brother who dares to rob me!"

Before Su Ruan's brain could regain calm, a soft sensation suddenly touched his body, and at the same time, a gentle force lifted him up from the ground.

Although it is in a state of soul and does not have a normal metabolism of the human body, the rest of the body sensations are no different from those of a living person, and even a faint fragrance can be smelled.

"Little brother, don't be afraid, my sister won't hurt you. Those two big bosses seem to be wild, but they are actually good people. We've been locked up here for too long, and we usually use it as a fight, and you'll get used to this kind of scene in the future. ”

The softness caressed her cheeks, and it was obvious that the woman was sneaking at Su Ruan's creamy little face.

"Open your eyes, my sister is not a demon and will not scare you. In fact, from the first day you stepped into this valley, my sister has already discovered you. It's just that I saw that you were very timid, for fear of scaring you, so I never showed up. ”

The sound is really light and soft, giving people the feeling of soaking in the warm sea water and enjoying the microwave caressing.

Su Ruan finally suppressed the fear in her heart, intending to open her eyes to see what a woman with such a beautiful voice looked like.

As soon as he opened his eyes, Su Ruan was struck by lightning, and his eyes instantly widened completely, and his eyes were brighter than a dog's eyes.

How to describe the woman in front of her? Anyway, with Su Ruan's little brain, he really can't dig out any words, only that he knows that she is very beautiful and beautiful, a thousand times more beautiful than the fairy she saw on TV before.

Willow eyebrows and phoenix eyes are a must, and a delicate and fair melon seed face shape is also a must, and it must be accompanied by a ruddy and attractive cherry mouth. A jet-black cloud bun is very natural, and a trace of it hangs down lightly next to her ears, and a white antique fairy dress sets off this woman's unearthly temperament.

"Little brother, my sister's surname is Su, and my name is Daji, what's your name?"

Hearing the woman smile and report to her home, Su Ruan was struck by lightning again.

Sudaji...... Daji...... The two people told her to scratch the fox!

This name was even more thunderous to Su Ruan than the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder, and he was completely stunned at once......

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