43 Post-war summary

Zhong Yuemin said with a smile: "Think beautifully, we won't be fooled by you, for your rotten life, lose the youth of our brothers, today I beat you up, broke your arms and legs, and then handed you over to the Public Security Bureau, you just wait to be shot." ”

Knowing that he couldn't scare them, the little bastard secretly thought that in the current situation, he was definitely not the opponent of the two of them, and he had to find a way to break the situation.

"Fuck you."

The little bastard took a step forward, Zhong Yuemin and they subconsciously took a step back, but the little bastard shook a shot, picked up the bench on the ground, and waved it in the air.

The light bulb hanging in mid-air was immediately shattered, the room was dark, one foot was kicking Zhang Haiyang's stomach, under the pain, Zhang Haiyang let go of the side, and a black shadow slipped out and ran out.

Zhong Yuemin subconsciously roared: "Don't run!" ”

It's a fool not to run, the black shadow slipped faster, Zhong Yuemin hurriedly chased out, Zhang Haiyang followed, and when they got out of the tube building, they couldn't see the little bastard for a long time.

Zhang Haiyang covered his stomach and said with bared teeth: "What a ruthless person, this day, you dare to run out without clothes, and you are not afraid of freezing to death, it is better to freeze him to death." ”

Zhong Yuemin looked left and right, there was indeed no figure, so he could only say regretfully: "Let's go, this kid won't come back, let's find a place to warm up, it's really cheap little bastard." ”

Since cultivating the strength of fishing toads, Jiang Hua has become more and more deaf and clear, and he was still asleep just now, when his ears suddenly moved, and he heard a strange sound on the wall.

Jiang Hua turned over and got up, picked up the sapper shovel in the corner, and slowly walked to the hall, and heard someone walking in the courtyard.

When the door creaked open, Jiang Hua slapped the light on the wall, and the hall suddenly lit up, and the dazzling light made the people who entered the room squat down with their eyes covered.

Jiang Hua was about to return to the sapper shovel in his hand, but when he saw the person who came in clearly, he immediately stopped.

"Yuemin, Haiyang, did you two not sleep in the middle of the night and went to steal chickens and dogs?"

Zhong Yuemin stood up and said, "How is it possible, we are going to be heroes." ”

Zhang Haiyang also stood up and said, "That's right, Xingxia went righteous." ”

Jiang Hua put down the sapper shovel in his hand and asked, "Then I don't know what good things the two heroes have done?" ”

Zhang Haiyang hung his head and said, "Plug the little bastard." ”

"Needless to say, just look at you like this, it's not blocked."

Zhong Yuemin said angrily: "It's blocked, it's blocked, it's just that this kid is so slippery, let him slip, like a rabbit, and there will be no shadow in the blink of an eye." ”

Zhang Haiyang said unconvinced: "It's okay, if you can block it once, there will be a second time, next time let's be smart." ”

Jiang Hua soaked them in malt milk essence, then put the leftover steamed buns from the evening on the stove and roasted them, and then asked, "Why are you blocked, let me learn." ”

So the two of you recreated the whole process of blocking the little bastard in the original scene.

"That's it?" Jiang Hua smiled and said: "Give you a chance, you are useless, even if you can block him next time, you still can't take it down." ”

Zhang Haiyang was unhappy: "Hey, Jiang Hua, you have no friends if you talk like this, why don't I use it, this time it's not inexperienced, next time I will be able to catch turtles in the urn." ”

Jiang Hua sat on the sofa, crossed Erlang's legs and said, "Then I will analyze and analyze the two masters, and let you see for yourself how many mistakes you have made this time." ”

The two of them came to eat spiritually, and when they came to Jiang Hua's side, Zhong Yuemin said eagerly: "Brother, you analyze and analyze, let's make a post-war summary." ”

"Okay, then I'll give you an analysis." Jiang Hua picked up the jasmine he had brewed for himself and took a sip, and said slowly: "The two of you go to block the little bastard, which means that you have abandoned the idea of one-on-one, according to the veteran, it is shameless." ”

Zhang Haiyang nodded and said, "Yes, take down the little bastard and eliminate harm for the people!" ”

"What's the difference between those two and eight or ten people, why don't you shout a few more, if someone is guarding outside, can the little bastard still run?"

Zhong Yuemin scratched his head and said hesitantly: "In this way, if you bully more and less, you won't be martial." ”

Jiang Hua knocked on Zhong Yuemin's head with his hand: "What is the best way to win a war, to bully more and less, it is best for me to fight you with 10,000 people, I don't need to work hard, and I can easily achieve zero casualties and zero losses, everyone appreciates a warrior who is a ten, but no one wants to fight a battle of ten as one, including the warrior who takes one as ten." ”

Zhang Haiyang slapped his thigh: "It makes sense." ”

"The two of you have entered the house, the number is superior, the dagger is dealt with the short stick, the weapon is superior, in terms of courage, the two sides are equal, or even slightly superior, what nonsense do you talk to his little bastard, fight directly, so that he has no time to be a demon, and it is possible to take him down, but you just talked nonsense with him, so that he thought of a way to escape."

This time, the county officials slapped their thighs, and he said angrily: "Ya, I'm fooled, this kid is playing a delaying tactic with me, there are so many ghosts." ”

"The little bastard ran away, you chased him out and didn't catch up, he just left, you should go back and take away the things in his house, what clothes, shoes and money or something, do you fight, it's the logistics materials that you fight, and you just give up the things you get in hand."

The two of them were speechless, only hugged their heads and were annoyed, and at this time Jiang Hua also licked the fire: "As far as I know, the little bastard is not only robbing veterans, he also eats Buddha, and the money on his body is indispensable, at least three digits." ”

Zhong Yuemin shouted miserably: "Ah, at least two old meals are gone." ”

Jiang Hua suddenly asked: "Have you seen the Romance of the Three Kingdoms?" ”

Both of them nodded, but Jiang Hua said: "I definitely didn't look at the details, there was a section in the crusade against Dong Zhuo, after Dong Zhuo moved the capital, Cao Cao led his cavalry to pursue him, and finally returned defeated." ”

Zhong Yuemin was puzzled and said, "I know this paragraph." ”

"I know that too."

"Then what did Cao Cao say after he returned from defeat?"

The two shook their heads at the same time, and Jiang Hua said with a smile: "Cao Cao said that at this time, the princes should launch a second pursuit, because Dong Zhuo would never have imagined that after the first pursuit, the princes would still have the courage to sneak attack again, and they would definitely be able to win." ”

Zhang Haiyang asked suspiciously, "You mean, we should go back to the room at that time." ”

"Not at the time, but after leaving, I'll go back later."

Zhong Yuemin said suspiciously: "Why are you going back, the little bastards have all run away, don't we still go back to the air?" ”

Jiang Hua shook his head: "The little bastard definitely didn't run, he must have been near the tube building at the time, where was the cat, secretly observing you." ”