Jiang Hua said: "The most difficult thing to accept the grace of the beauty, Zhong Yuemin, no matter what, you owe a lot of money to others." ”

Zheng Tong also nodded in response: "That's right, you shouldn't have provoked others in the first place, but now it's okay, you can't give people an explanation, and let people die for you, Zhong Yuemin, you lack virtue and lack of fortune." ”

Zhong Yuemin was also annoyed and said: "How do I know why I went up to shoot her with a hot head at that time." ”

Zheng Tong said unceremoniously: "You just want to see it, to put it bluntly, you are a thing." ”

Jiang Hua said seriously: "Therefore, women can't be messed with casually, there was once a person who provoked a woman, which directly led to the fate of the entire nation." ”

Zheng Tong was most interested in this kind of historical anecdote, so he asked: "Who, who?" Which woman did you mess with? ”

At this time, the people around were also attracted by Jiang Hua's topic, and they leaned closer to listen one by one.

Jiang Hua pretended to be mysterious and said: "The woman's name is Yan Poxi, and the man's name is Song Gongming." ”

Everyone was stunned, and Zheng Tong shouted: "Isn't this the Water Margin?" ”

Zhong Yuemin was instigated when he saw the excitement: "Brother, you talk about it in detail, talk about it, and it should be regarded as a relief from boredom during the journey." ”

Jiang Hua opened his posture with a golden knife, slapped the table, like a startled tree, cleared his throat and said: "This Yan Po pity everyone also knows that Song Jiang's concubine room, if Song Jiang didn't snub her, he wouldn't be mixed with Song Jiang's subordinates, for his own happiness, Yan Po Xi is ready to come out and sue Song Jiang for colluding with Liangshan thieves." ”

Zheng Tong asked eagerly: "We all know this, you go deeper." ”

"Song Jiang killed Yan Po in anger, which led to him being wanted, and finally sent to Jiangzhou, and even ended up in the grass."

Zhong Yuemin rolled his eyes and said, "Yes, what does this have to do with the nation?" ”

"The relationship is big, if he doesn't fall into the grass, he won't want to recruit An, and he won't be sent to attack Fang La after Zhao'an."

Zheng Tong diligently sent the kettle, and his curiosity grew.

"Brother, moisten your throat."

After taking a sip of water, Jiang Hua continued: "If Song Jiang doesn't attack Fang La, Fang La may be able to succeed in the Northern Expedition and replace Song Dynasty, so that there will be no shame of Jingkang, the Jurchen will not rise, and Meng Yuan may be nip in the bud." ”

Zheng Tong seemed to wake up from a dream, and roared: "Damn, you really haven't talked about this water margin, it's really fresh and refined." ”

The people in the carriage laughed, everyone knew that this was a joke, everything in Jiang Hua was an inference, but unfortunately history had no ifs.

After Jiang Hua's joke, the atmosphere in the carriage was a lot more lively, although it was to the countryside, but everyone went with the ambition to change the world, and they gathered together at this moment to express their hearts.

"Brother, it's been a long journey, you have read a lot of books, just tell us some anecdotes to relieve our boredom."

Jiang Hua rolled up his sleeves and said, "Then I'll give you two stories about the Little Oriental period." ”

Zheng Tong said excitedly: "This is good, this is good, talk quickly." ”

"At that time, there was a literati leader named Liu Wendian, I don't know if you have heard of it?"

Everyone shook their heads, Jiang Hua continued: "This person is first-class in learning, his bones are also hard, Peanuts have promoted him as a national treasure, once Peanut summoned him, for the matter of the student assembly, the two of them quarreled while talking, Peanut scolded him for being an old scholar, he scolded Peanut for being a new warlord, Peanut scolded him but he gave him two slaps, this anxious directly gave Peanut a slap in the face. ”

Zhong Yuemin slapped his face and said, "Okay, it's very happy." ”

Zheng Tong said regretfully: "It's a pity that this scholar is a scholar, Peanut will definitely not let him go." ”

"Peanuts didn't dare to deal with it too much, and in the end, they could only use public security regulations to detain this person for a few days."

The people around him applauded together and said, "Okay, listen to it, it's relieved." ”

Everyone urged, "Still?" ”

"Sichuan Shu University, there is an old professor named Meng Wentong, this master gives students the most interesting exams, Sichuan Shu people like to make teahouses, this master to the final exam, he likes to invite students to make teahouses, let students ask him questions, he said, you learn deep and shallow, from your questions can be reflected, if there are students can ask deep questions, this master is stroking his palms and laughing."

Zhong Yuemin exclaimed: "This is a master, this is a master." ”

Jiang Hua told two strange stories, which made the people in the carriage completely think that this person was knowledgeable, so they all gathered around him and listened to him tell the story to relieve their boredom.

Fortunately, all kinds of anecdotes appeared on the Internet in his previous life, and Jiang Hua talked about it like a river, making people forget the time.

From the capital to the northwest, the train at that time had to travel for a long time, there was Jiang Hua along the way, everyone could forget the time, and even the people in other carriages rushed to listen to the story, and Jiang Hua served a comfortable one, except for going to the toilet to go in person, the rest were done by someone.

When the train arrived in the northwest, the young people of the whole train knew Jiang Hua's number one, because the strange things Jiang Hua told had been spread on the whole train, fortunately, he knew in his heart, and what he talked about was something that was not taboo, and no one was picky in the eggs.

The train turned to the car, and finally arrived at the county seat, this county is said to have produced beauties since ancient times, but Zhong Yuemin swept his eyes on the street, it was a big disappointment, they forgot that the aesthetics of thousands of years ago and now are different, and the aesthetics of the city and the countryside are also different.

The people from the relevant departments only counted the number of people, and according to the plan that had been set in advance, they sent Jiang Hua and his group of young people to the village below.

The branch secretary of Ishikawa Village led someone to drive a small donkey cart to pick up the young people from the countryside, although his face was full of smiles, but Jiang Hua could see that there was a bit of bitterness in this smile.

Sitting on the squeaky donkey cart, the young people looked curiously at everything around them, this group of young people are from the capital, where have they seen the style of the loess high slope.

Zheng Tong pointed to the distance and asked, "What kind of river is that river?" ”

Before Zhong Yuemin came, he made up for the geographical knowledge of the northwest, thought for a while and said, "Wuding River." ”

Zheng Tong immediately shook his head and said: "Poor Wuding Riverside bones, like a person in a spring boudoir dream, the emotion is this river." ”

Jiang Hua continued: "The Wuding River is the mother river of northern Qin, and it is a first-class tributary of the Yellow River. ”

The branch secretary turned his head to look at the young man on the donkey cart, and the taste in his heart was not good to speak, and he only felt that there was a thousand catties of heavy burden in his heart.