Chapter 4 Congenital Brain Damage?

In this way, the two of them and one beast happily headed towards a city.

When they were about to reach the city gate, the woman hurriedly stopped, and the two of them came down from the unicorn.

Wang Ran asked puzzledly: "What, I don't want to go back when I'm almost home?" ”

"Could it be that someone forced the marriage?"

Seeing his look, the woman grabbed a handful of dirt and wiped it on his face.

Before Wang Ran could burst into foul language, the woman messed up her hair again and smeared herself with dirt.

After doing all this, she jumped on Wang Ran's back and said, "Let's go, go into the city." ”

"Your sister, when did the protagonist be ridden."

The woman patted him on the head and said, "The protagonist, what can be ordinary people can't, drive!" ”

"I ¥%&#"

"By the way, what's your name?"

"You call me Cong Cong."

Unexpectedly, as soon as they entered the city, they became the object of everyone's discussion.

Wang Ran listened attentively.

"Your young man looks a little dirty, but he looks good, and he is not disabled or anything, it's a pity."

"How could this woman be with such a short-lived ghost?"

Hearing the words of talking about himself, Wang Ran was confused.

"Is it also a sin to be handsome?" I can't help but think.

"But why are there so many women in their city? This male-female imbalance is too severe. ”

Wang Ran thought as he walked.

Finally came to a mansion.

"Stop! Who's coming? ”

The woman took out a token from her waist, and the guard hurriedly let it go, no matter which angle the guard looked at, the woman always buried her head.

"Is this the lady's young lady?"

"I don't see it clearly."

Under the guidance of Cong Cong, he turned left and right to a small courtyard.

Here is beautiful and clean, there is a peach tree in the courtyard, it is the spring equinox, and the petals make this small courtyard have a bit of artistic conception.

"Hey, it's here."

Cong Cong raised his head and looked left and right, jumped down and patted his chest and said with relief, "It's good that I wasn't recognized." ”

"Why?"

"I'm afraid of being embarrassed."

"For Mao!"

"Oops, you don't have to worry about this, it's okay now anyway."

After Cong Cong finished speaking, he went into the house to fetch water and wash.

At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps outside.

I saw a woman with a remarkable demeanor approaching, followed by several maids.

She came in and saw Wang Ran's feet from above for the first time, and then circled around him.

It was as if he had seen through him inside and out.

"Wu Niang, is that you?"

"Congcong, bring a man and don't say hello, it will make people think that our Yuan family is rude."

"Leave him alone, he's a fool."

The woman's voice is like water and a song, which is intoxicating.

"Wow, listen well."

Wang Ran was immersed in the woman's beautiful words, revealing a dreamy expression.

"I'll dress up and come to the front hall for dinner."

The woman explained and left, not forgetting to look back again before leaving.

In the evening, a large table of wine and banquet has been served, and drum music has been sung.

But everyone didn't move their chopsticks, and more than a dozen pairs of eyes looked at Wang Ran in unison.

"Hey, didn't I wash my face?"

Wang Ran quietly poked Cong Cong on the side and asked.

"Poof~"

Yuan Congcong couldn't help laughing.

"Congcong, how can you be so rude!"

A man on the throne snapped.

"I'm sorry father, he looks so stupid like this."

Yuan Congcong said with a smile.

"Childe, don't be surprised, Congcong, this kid is used to being naughty."

The man continued.

"Okay, let me introduce you, he is the eldest brother who rescued me, named..."

"By the way, what's your name?" Yuan Congcong asked quietly.

"Wang Ran."

He replied helplessly.

"That's right! His name was Wang Ran, and then.... No then. ”

"It's a shame that this looks so handsome." A woman next to the man said.

Then, a table of women felt pity.

"No, what the hell is going on? Is it sinful to be handsome? ”

Wang Ran was anxious.

"Isn't Childe unemployed?" The man asked in surprise.

Wang Ran said hesitantly: "Yes, I just learned art from the deep mountains. ”

"No wonder he can kill the master assassin in seconds, he really deserves to be the pride of the sky."

Wang Ran was praised like this, and thought beautifully in his heart: "Could it be that he can see that I am the protagonist?" ”

"Oh, it's a pity."

"Can you tell me about it? Why is it a pity. Wang Ran asked puzzled.

"Didn't your master say that? The so-called heaven and earth are incomplete, and there is no perfection in the world. ”

"When you get it, it's also the day you lose it, and you have a blessing and a curse."

Wang Ran was confused when he heard this, so he asked again: "Can you explain it plainly?" ”

"Take you as an example, men in the world often look intact and flawless, and they will live at the cost of a great reduction in lifespan, on the contrary, they will live a long life if they are born crippled or ugly." The man explained.

"Why? It's not fair! What about women? ”

"Although a woman is born beautiful, she can only spend her life with a crippled person like us, isn't it unsatisfactory." The man continued.

Wang Ran was at a loss, and when he looked at the man carefully, he asked, "Uncle, where are you?" I can't see any defects. ”

The man slowly raised his left hand, took off his gloves, clenched his fist, and raised his middle finger.

I saw that it was a golden middle finger, and then twisted it with my right hand.

"I was born without a middle finger on my left hand, so I can't compare to you and other proud sons of the sky, and now my cultivation is average, and my life is dull." The man said with a sad face.

Wang Ran looked at him in bright clothes, and there were eight beautiful wives around him.

looked down at his bare feet again, and wore a leopard print leather coat, and couldn't help but greet the author in his heart.

"So how long does a handsome person like me live?"

"Up to sixteen."

"There are special cases?"

"Nope!"

Then Wang Ran turned his head and asked in a low voice: "Call Lao Wang, how old am I this year?" ”

"There is still a month turning sixteen."

"You%¥#...... I'm ¥#@#%"

Suddenly, Cong Cong seemed to think of something.

"Father, Wang Ran seems to have a bad brain, is it considered a birth defect?"

The man thought seriously for a moment and said.

"Brain-dead! Calculate. ”

As soon as these words came out, they looked at Wang Ran differently.

"I%¥%#¥%%......"

Wang Ran greeted the author one hundred and eight times in his heart.

"I'm smart, okay?"

Wang Ran said to Congcong.

"Forget it."

"How can there be a normal person who will take it by himself, and the medicine he doesn't know can tell which is the poison and which is the antidote."

Cong Cong said with a disgusted face.

"How do you know?"

"Six-six cutie told me."

"Sixth! I'm going to stew you! ”

"Congratulations to Childe, you can live at least two hundred years old if you are born with a brain or do nothing." The man raised his glass in celebration.

"Hey, brain-dead, I wish you something sensible."

Cong Cong naughty also toasted.

"I wish your husband is a fool."

Wang Ran responded with a smile.

"That's right, the handsome appearance of the child, if you turn eighteen, the girls in the world are not up to you."

A woman also raised her glass and said.

"By the way, how old is Childe this year?"

Another woman asked.

"Sixteen at once."

"What do you think of our family?"

Wu Niang said excitedly.

When Wang Ran heard this, he didn't realize the seriousness of the problem.

Instead, he said proudly to Congcong.

"You're finished, it looks like your mom asked you to marry me."

For a while, the women at the table praised their daughters.

"My daughter will be sixteen soon, I'll take you to see it after dinner."

Look at such passionate women.

At this moment, Wang Ran was embarrassed to go underground.

And Cong Cong on the side looked at him shyly and secretly.

"Enough is enough, get down to business." The man said, slapping the table.

"Congcong, can you recognize the person who chased you this time?"

"Cong Cong?"

I saw Cong Cong blushing and playing with the corners of his clothes.

Wang Ran poked her again and whispered, "What about you?" ”

"I do."

Cong Cong replied in a very small voice.

After saying that, he ran out with a red face like a red apple.

"Hahaha~"