Chapter 115: That Running Boy's Urine
As soon as Mrs. Zhao heard this voice, she immediately knew who it was, and the three girls who were practicing martial arts also stopped moving, and the second girl ran over and opened the door smartly.
The person who knocked on the door was caught off guard and almost fell into the yard. I didn't care, I steadied myself and ran in.
"Yun Boniang, your second grandson will come back soon, I just came back from selling dry goods in Jixiang Town, and when I came back, I saw your family Yunbei just came back from outside by carriage, it is estimated that this time is already on the way back to the village, I will first inform your family, I will go to the village chief's house to say, our village's show is back, but it has to be lively."
After speaking, he didn't wait for Mrs. Zhao to speak, so she ran away again, leaving only a few people staring at her.
"This Yunshan is the father of a few children, why is it still so popular." Mrs. Zhao retracted the outstretched Er Kang hand and complained helplessly.
"Grandma, my second brother is coming back, should we go to the village entrance to greet me!" Yunxi looked at Mrs. Zhao brightly, and also wanted to join in the fun.
"Go, you must go, everyone in the village has gone to greet you, our family must go, go, call your grandfather and mother to come." Why can't Mrs. Zhao go, this is a good time for her to be in the limelight, and she must go.
After speaking, everyone was called out, except for Yuntian, who taught in the school, and Yundong, who went to school, the Yun family was assembled.
A group of people hula out of the gate, and run away Yunshan also loudly informed the villagers of Yunjia Village, the villagers heard that the first show in their village was coming back, one by one dropped the work in their hands, spontaneously went to the entrance of the village, and the clever one went home and took a firecracker and tied it to the bamboo pole.
There were also some people running to tell each other, and more and more people from Yunjia Village ran to the entrance of the village.
When the village chief knew the news, most of the people in Yunjia Village had arrived at the entrance of the village, after all, this was a major event in their Yunjia Village, and it took so long for their Yunjia Village to produce two talents, and one of them was still the first place, so it was not to be solemn.
This is a great thing for the whole village, and we must pay tribute to the face of the first talent!
"Hey, Aunt Li, have you heard? Yunbei, who took the first place in the Yun family's exam, is coming back! ”
"Alas, I heard it, I heard it, did you see the official messenger who came to report the good news before? It was a magnificent scene. ”
"Oh, I didn't see it, there was something going on at my mother's house that day, and I went back to my mother's house, can you tell me what the situation was at that time?"
"I'll tell you, let's ......."
"Brother Yunshan, when will the number one show talent in our village arrive? Why haven't you seen anyone yet? ”
"I don't know, it's estimated that I'm on the road now, I'll be back soon, let's be enthusiastic, this Yunyi brother's Yunbei, I look like a good material for reading, and now I can take the first place, maybe I can take another test to come back, and then there will be a master in our village."
"Well, yes, I didn't think this baby was an ordinary person when I was a child, but I didn't expect to be the first in the exam at a young age!"
Such conversations abound in a group of uncles, brothers, aunts and aunts. And when Mrs. Zhao came with a group of Yun family members, she was warmly entertained by her uncles, brothers, aunts and aunts.
Mrs. Zhao and Li Wanrou were even more stars holding the moon, and were surrounded by a group of aunts and daughters-in-law to compliment them.
Mrs. Zhao feels that today is simply the most beautiful day in her first forty years of life, as for whether there will be in the future, let's talk about it later.
And those who received the same treatment, as well as Old Man Yun and Yun Yi, Yun Yi was even more complimented and couldn't find the north.
"Da Yun, don't forget our village when your family is developed in the future."
"Yes, yes, Da Yun, your second boy will become a big official in the future, but you can't forget our villagers."
"Da Yun, I think at the beginning, I hugged you when you were a child, when you soaked in the boy's urine, you urinated on your aunt's body, but you can't forget your aunt's house!"
"Big clouds, ......"
Yunyi: "......" is very damn speechless, praise me for praising me so well, why are you unreasonable, aunt! Why do you still have a personal attack?
For a while, the person who originally boasted that Yun Yi had given birth to a good son suddenly crooked the building was very crooked, and they all talked about Yun Yi's troubles when he was a child, which made Yun Yi's face as uncomfortable as constipation.
Fortunately, a kind-hearted brother saw that he was a little embarrassed by what the aunt said, and straightened the crooked building again, which made Yun Yi's face look better.
And Yunbei on the road didn't know that when he came back, he was seen by the villagers, and after the villagers knew about it, they spontaneously organized to the entrance of the village to congratulate him, and when Zhao Yifeng drove the carriage to the entrance of Yunjia Village.
From afar, he saw a group of black people, looking at him excitedly.
Zhao Yifeng was taken aback, and he was relieved until he saw Mrs. Zhao in the crowd. He thought he had met the whole village coming out to rob the road!
Zhao Yifeng was forced to stop the carriage, and Yunbei in the carriage was a little strange, this should not have arrived at the door yet, why did the cousin stop the car, Yunbei immediately lifted the curtain of the car.
As soon as the villagers of Yunjia Village saw Yunbei who lifted the curtain, a big brother who had been preparing for a long time with a cannon, they couldn't wait to ignite it, and suddenly the crackling sound came into Yunbei's ears, which startled Yunbei.
Then, he heard scattered congratulatory voices: "Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations to Yunbei Yunxiucai High School for the first trial, but it really won glory for our Yunjia Village." ”
"Yunbei boy, do you remember the eldest lady? When you were a child, your mother often hugged you, when you peed on the whole body of the boy, the mother saw that you were too good at peeing, and there must be a chance to grow up. Hey! No, you were admitted to Xiucai, or the first, don't forget your mother's family when you become an official in the future! ”
Yunyi: "...... ", auntie, you said before that I urinated on you when I was a child, why did you change it for a while?" Anyway, how did you tell from a bubble of boy's urine that my son was promising?
Yunbei: "......" is very speechless, how can I answer what you say, auntie?
Yun Yi thought about the question, and a lady next to her aunt who was watching the excitement also asked: "Zezhou's family, didn't you just say that Da Yun Boy peed on you?" Why did it change to Da Yun's son? ”
"Hey, I misremembered, it's this kid from Yunbei. It's not his dad. This aunt was not panicked when she was demolished by the eldest mother, and directly said that she had made a mistake, which made the people present laugh.
The villagers who laughed were either laughing or laughing kindly, mainly because the conversation between the eldest mother and the eldest aunt was too funny!
Yunbei got out of the carriage and saluted respectfully to his grandparents, aunts, aunts and sisters-in-law who greeted him at the entrance of the village: "Thank you uncles, brothers, aunts, aunts, grandmothers and sisters-in-law, how can you be like this, my family should prepare a banquet to invite all the elders." ”
"Yes, uncle, aunts, let my son go home to rest, just two days later, my house will be built, please come to my house for dinner." Yun Yi saw that his son was talking, and hurriedly stood up and said loudly.
"Hey, this relationship is good, I'll wait for your meal!"
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