The waiter seemed to hear the Arabian Nights, his eyes turned into grapes, and he said in disbelief: "There are really cats and baba coffee in this world, what a disgusting person." ”

"It's cat poop coffee." The shopkeeper said angrily: "You are a practitioner in the coffee industry, how can you say such a layman's words, cat poop coffee is a civet cat after eating the coffee beans, fermenting in the stomach, and then excreting from the body, after washing, drying, crushing the coffee, has a special aroma." ”

The waiter subconsciously said, "Special aroma? Shouldn't it be the taste of cat poop? ”

The boss took a deep breath, clenched his fists tightly and said: "That's a special aroma of coffee, not the taste of cat, do you think that the taste of Europeans is so unique that you have to drink the taste of cat?" ”

Jiang Hua added: "Then who knows?" Medieval European cities were full of feces and urine, and who knows if their taste was inherited from their ancestors? ”

The coffee shop owner took another deep breath, then changed his smile and said, "Distinguished guest, there is no cat poop now, no, there is no cat poop coffee, what kind of coffee would you like to have?" ”

"Mandheling."

The boss smiled reluctantly and said, "Please wait." ”

When the coffee was served, Xie Alla began to laugh, and Jiang Hua asked in surprise, "No, are your nerve reflexes so sluggish?" ”

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"No, it's easy to get beaten up by smiling so much in front of people." Sheara explained: "I haven't been in vain in the past few years, and I have to understand the sophistication of people. ”

Jiang Hua smiled and said, "It seems that you Xie Ala is doing well now." ”

Xie Ala said with a smile: "Half a year ago, I was promoted to a small level, and now I am a deputy department." ”

"Impressive." Jiang Hua was also happy for him: "Among the students in our class, you are the best, right?" ”

"If you can't compare, you'll be better than me."

Jiang Hua shook his head: "I can't compare with the administrative level, and besides, I'm about to withdraw from the system, my business is quite big now, and it's a little inappropriate to stay in the system anymore." ”

Xie Ala said with envy: "You will make money, I don't know how many people are envious, I am just a dead brain, I can only mix some dead wages, I was hospitalized for a heart attack more than half a year ago and almost couldn't get out, since then, I am very timid, I don't dare to get a little extra money, until the time of life and death, you will not think it is better to live." ”

Jiang Hua looked up and down and said with a smile: "You are much thinner than the last time I saw you, and you have lost more than a circle." ”

"Lose weight, our housewife now looks at me very tightly, the last time she was sick and hospitalized, she was scared enough, she is now saying hello to the chef in the canteen of our unit, and the fat or something resolutely does not let me touch it, I improve the food once every half a month, or fried shredded meat with chili peppers, the kind with more chili peppers"

"It's good, lose another thirty pounds, and eat whatever you want when the time comes."

Xie Ara stirred the coffee and asked, "What are you doing in the magic capital here, do you have any business?" ”

"I was dragged over by the sons of several billionaires in Xiangjiang, and they wanted to invest in some technology industries, so I asked me to help with the staff."

"Billionaire?" Xie Ala said in shock: "When we were still envious of the 10,000 yuan household here, you made billionaires." ”

"You come less, you Xie Alla translates materials for the import and export company, will you help if there are four figures less?"

"What are you kidding, if you want me to help with four figures, then my knowledge is too cheap."

Jiang Hua smiled and nodded: "That's right, knowledge is priceless. ”

Xie Ala took a sip of coffee in a very tone and said: "Recently, the city government said that it would sell four electronics factories, is it to sell to you?" ”

Jiang Hua nodded: "That's it, I'm busy at this time, and I want to ask you for a favor." ”

"What's the busy, just say it, although I'm not in a high position, my energy is still not small."

Jiang Hua smiled and said, "I don't need your energy, it's just for the sake of you being the head snake of the ground, please do me a favor." ”

"Just say anything."

Jiang Hua took two sips of coffee and said, "Help me buy a house, I want an old bungalow, the bigger the area, the better." ”

"It turns out that those old bungalows in the public concession have gardens."

Jiang Hua nodded, and Xie Alla said puzzledly: "What's the meaning of that thing, now they all pay attention to living in a unit building." ”

"You don't care if I pay attention to it or not, I want that kind of old bungalow, if you have money, you can also buy one, I promise you won't regret it in your life."

"Okay, I'll help you find it." Xie Ala said: "Now this kind of house is generally allocated, some are government buildings, some are residential buildings, if you want to buy a whole building, it is estimated that it will take a little effort, and the money is indispensable." ”

"You can help me spend a little bit of kung fu, as for the money, it's not a problem at all."

"That's right, you've dealt with billionaires, and it is estimated that your assets will not be less than 10 million, right?"

Jiang Hua smiled and said: "Your courage is too small, you can't think big, people are billionaires, why can't I be a billionaire?" ”

Sheala stretched out his hand and said, "Hurry up and shake my hand, I, Xeala, will have this honor one day, shake hands with billionaires, and I won't take a bath when I go home today." ”

Grabbing Jiang Hua's hand and shaking it fiercely, Xie Ala said in his chest: "Since you said that money is not a problem, then the house is not a problem." Now there are many people who want to sell their houses and buy a building to live in, I will help you choose it, try to find a large area, and we also have people from the Land Bureau, and we will transfer the property directly to you after it is done. ”

"Then it's hard for you to work hard, don't you want to accompany me to the magic capital for half a day? What are we going to do next? ”

"What can you do?" Xie Ala smiled and said: "Since you said that two big men are embarrassed to drink coffee, let's find a place to drink tea and chat, and arrange a table for you in the evening, you eat, I watch." ”

"It's pitiful, why don't you find out if there is any place in the magic capital where vegetarian food is good, and I'll accompany you to eat vegetarian, right?"

Xie Ala patted Jiang Hua on the shoulder: "It's interesting enough, it is worthy of being the head of our class back then, and he always thinks about us classmates." ”

Jiang Hua shook off his hand and said, "Don't be so affectionate, I just don't want your name to be mentioned when we have a thirty-year class reunion." I was told that this guy has been dead for twenty years. ”

Xie Ala's felt very moved, but soon he felt that something was wrong, and when he picked his fingers, he immediately became angry.

"We will graduate for about ten years, and in another ten years, we will have a thirty-year class reunion, and by then, you will say that I have been dead for twenty years, and the first two years of me should be over."