835 Mistakenly hit the auxiliary vehicle

"You little rabbit, if you don't get angry with your dad for a day, you'll be itchy all over, right?" Zhong Shanyue scolded with a smile: "Don't look at you now that you are married, you will have children soon, but you should be beaten, I will do it anyway, you can't fight back yet." ”

"You rest, just your old arms and legs, if you want to beat me again, I don't care, you must not stretch your old waist."

Zhong Shanyue smiled: "I'm old, especially in the past two years of retirement, I feel that I am getting older faster, this time I am idle, my heart is not declining, I am okay, I am studying, and I still have a concern in my heart." You see the other people in our courtyard, once they retire, their waists are hunched, their hair is gray, and their spirits are depressed. ”

Jiang Hua jokingly said: "You are just a bunch of power fans, you were a trick in your hand, so you gave the order, but now you have no rights, you have no spiritual sustenance, and you are beginning to decadent." ”

"Fart, Lao Tzu, that's for the people." Zhong Shanyue emphasized loudly: "The rights are all given to us by the organization and the people. ”

He probably never imagined that this official remark and clichΓ© would become an excuse for corrupt officials to defend themselves in the future.

Zhong Shanyue picked up the newspaper and said: "Look at it, they are also socialist countries, and the big hairy bear has now deviated from its essence. Unwilling to serve the common people, one by one the union republics fell apart. ”

Zhong Yuemin said impatiently: "Then what are you doing with that leisure, take care of your old age." ”

"We must recognize their mistakes, correct them if they have them, and encourage them if they don't."

It is already the middle of June of the year, and the big hairy bear has set off a frenzy, and one after another the union republics have seceded, and it should be said that the conspiracy of the ugly country has been achieved.

Regarding the condition of the big hairy bear, Zhong Shanyue was both happy and embarrassed, he used to be a big brother, and then he was repaired, he used to be the object of our chase, and then he became the object of our disgust.

We're happy because there's one less threat, but if the big bear disappears, we're going to be disappointed again because we're missing a friend.

After resting at home for two days, Jiang Hua came to his research institute and was teased by him as soon as he sat opposite Zheng Tong.

"I heard that your kid went to Jiangsu and Zhejiang this time, and smashed a lot of people's jobs, next time, people may have to hang a sign on the provincial border, and Jiang Hua and the dog are not allowed to enter."

"Get out, Jiang Hua and Zheng Tong are not allowed to enter." Jiang Hua rebounded directly with a word, and then asked, "Is there any good news in the institute recently?" Give me the spirit to rise. ”

Zheng Tong scratched his head and said: "Say yes, there is, if you want to say no, you can also say no." ”

"What does this mean? Can science still be so sloppy? Yes is yes, no is no. ”

Zheng Tong grinned and said: "The mathematics research group has built a model design algorithm, which means that it can achieve the effect of GPS in the ugly country. ”

"Isn't that a great thing?"

Zheng Tong nodded: "It's indeed a great thing, but so far it's just a model, and we can't go into the next step of argumentation." ”

Jiang Hua spread his hands: "Then go and verify, do you want me to say more about this kind of thing?" Isn't it just spending money? ”

"It's not something that one satellite or two satellites can do." Zheng Tong said with a smile: "At least a dozen satellites can go to the sky, if you are willing to pay this money, I didn't say it." ”

"How much do a dozen satellites cost?" Jiang Hua asked with a frown.

Zheng Tong shook his head: "I don't know how much it costs, the problem is that our country now allows private purchases and launches of satellites." ”

"Oh, that's a problem. Since we can't launch satellites, let's work with people who have satellites. ”

Zheng Tong shrugged his shoulders: "You mean to find the aerospace department, I don't have enough weight." ”

"Logically speaking, I don't think I'm going to carry enough weight." Jiang Hua said with a smile: "It's okay, we can find the planning committee, they are very weighty." ”

Zheng Tong smiled and said, "You really regard the people of the Planning Committee as almighty?" ”

"Is there a problem with this, don't look for a leader? Why should I be bigger myself? Jiang Hua picked up the phone and dialed the leader's phone: "Hey, leader, I want to make an appointment with you for a visit."

I have something important to discuss with you. ”

"Oh, tomorrow at two o'clock in the afternoon, I'll be there on time."

Putting down the phone, Jiang Hua said with a smile: "Look, things are so simple, isn't this easy to solve?" ”

"Who can you have your bullishness, not only do you have the leader's call, but also dare to call." Zheng Tong pouted and said, "Since you are going to visit the leaders at two o'clock tomorrow afternoon, then I will ask them to prepare all the materials before noon tomorrow." ”

"What has Gao Qi been doing lately? I haven't seen him in a few days. Jiang Hua asked with a smile: "Her sister is pregnant." I didn't see him come to our house to see my sister. ”

"Aren't people busy? Who do you think came up with this algorithm? It was Gao Qi who took the lead in making it. ”

"Isn't he always looking for aliens in the universe, why did he suddenly take care of the earth's surface."

Zheng Tong laughed: "This achievement is a mistake in the auxiliary car, originally he did this algorithm to determine the position of the earth in the universe and determine the landmark for the universe, but later he found that it was simply an attic in the sky, and it was impossible to achieve." But after a lot of algorithms, and finally after simplification and optimization, it was found that it could be applied to the surface of the earth, do you think this is a surprise? ”

Jiang Hua nodded: "Many great inventions, creations and discoveries are accidental, so if the apple doesn't fall on Uncle Niu's head, I don't know when the law of gravitation will be discovered?" ”

Zheng Tong smiled and nodded: "That's right, besides, if it falls on Uncle Niu's head instead of an apple, but a brick, it is estimated that Uncle Niu will not find anything, and he will go directly to heaven to study Brother Di." ”

Jiang Hua stood up: "You take me to the math group to see, people have such important research findings, how can they be rewarded." ”

"Go by yourself, I don't have time." Zheng Tong said impatiently: "Don't you see so many documents on my desk? It's graduation season again, and I have to be busy recruiting new people, and the following research groups have reported that they need to buy a lot of new experimental equipment, and I have to deal with it, and I have to deal with it now, and I have to work 24 hours a day, which is not enough at all. ”

"Didn't you ask you to recruit a new batch of people to be your assistants?" Jiang Hua asked curiously, "What about the newcomer?" Why didn't I see it? ”

"It's all out and busy." Zheng Tong didn't raise his head and said: "You have been studying for a month or two, can't you let them connect theory with practice?" ”

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