Chapter 101: Bug Tester
"Teaming up? All right! But I'm very vegetable. ”
Zhen Meili saw that this guy could climb so high and jump down without any problems, and suddenly felt that she might have met a game boss, at least compared to the players watching the play on the ground, it was very outstanding.
Although Zhen Meili played games very well in her previous life, and refreshed a lot of lower limits, she can still reach the top, why? Because Zhen Meili has a very good eye, she can always find a player with outstanding ability, commonly known as: Big Guy Flying.
"The player has sent you an invitation to team up, and since you have completed the NPC guide quest and unlocked the party restrictions, you can complete the quest with the player, but you will not share experience. Acceptable? ”
"What! I don't actually share experience, but also, why do I want experience as an NPC? Accept! ”
Zhen Meili's decisiveness made Luoshen feel more interesting, according to reason, NPCs must have a friendship of more than 100 and a powerful skill in order to accept players to form a team. Originally, he said it casually, but he didn't expect this NPC to agree directly? It's really funny.
"Don't worry, you won't lose by teaming up with me, because I'm a ......"
Roselle didn't continue, because it was his secret, and it was useless to talk too much.
"What are you? You don't make up a name like those people, don't worry, I won't be fooled!?*??? *?。 ”
Zhen Meili feels that as an intelligent creature, she can't be deceived by false titles on the Internet, because no one knows whether there is a man or a woman on the other side of the network, a person or a ghost, or a scorpion chatting with you.
"Haha, you're alert, anyway, as an NPC, why didn't you show up on time, do you know that you have single-handedly dragged down the strength of the entire 36 District?"
"Because, well, because that's a test for them, how can they become heroes if they can't even find someone?"
Zhen Meili's old face turned red, so she wouldn't say that it was because she overslept, hee hee (*∩_∩*).
However, Zhen Meili's blushing appearance is not visible to players, she shields her appearance, firstly, for safety, the appearance of the flower girl is indeed safe, and it is also for Ximen Guangda, who is not picky, will take a fancy to her, and secondly, for convenience, just in case the players can't find their own NPC.
"Oh!"
Roselle thought for a moment, he had seen the power of artificial intelligence today, an NPC that could lie, it was really interesting.
"What are we going to do next?"
Zhen Meili is also very puzzled, how a player who does not do tasks can become so powerful, so Zhen Meili feels that it is necessary to learn it, and then teach these small skills to the little scorpion, killing two birds with one stone.
"I'm hungry, give me some of your sugar gourds."
"5 silver coins, how many do you need? For the sake of our teammates, we will give you a 20% discount! ”
Zhen Meili smiled evilly, she is still very profitable with a 20% discount, the cost is 1 silver tael, and she buys 4 silver taels, which is a 300% profit!
"Can I owe money? I don't have any money right now. ”
Zhen Meili: ???
"You don't really sleep for an hour, do you! There's a lot of money to complete a random mission! ”
"Yes, it's so comfortable to sleep on the eaves!"
Zhen Meili felt that she was on a thief ship, did she make a mistake by hugging her thigh? But why did this guy jump from such a high place and nothing?
"No credit, but for the sake of you helping me today, even if you complete the hidden task (Zhen Meili made it up), I will reward you with 10, no, it's still 5 sugar gourds!"
Zhen Meili was rare and generous to strangers, and if she wanted to put it on the front, she would give one at most.
Luo Shen was also polite, and clicked OK, although he didn't like the task, and he didn't want to run around like everyone else, just for the pitiful little silver taels, and some virtual experience. But what you take for nothing still has to be taken.
"Since you're the first NPC to give me a quest reward, I'll take you to the inn for something delicious! Order whatever you want! ”
“??? Don't you have no money? ”
"Who says you can't eat without money? Let you see today what is free to eat and drink! ”
"It's really fake! Is there such a good thing as free food in this world? ”
"Keep up!"
Zhen Meili followed the fall in a daze to the "Tongfu Tavern".
The door of the humble inn was open, and Luoshen pushed it open and swaggered in.
"Little Er, serve!"
"Xiao Er, another pot of old white dry!"
"Come on, you can use it slowly."
Zhen Meili followed behind Luoshen and pushed the door of the inn.
Sixteen square tables were neatly arranged in the inn, but the seats were full, and there were a lot of people inside, basically all of them, and it seemed that they were all talking, but the inn was very quiet, and the voices of the players could not be heard.
Obviously, this is the game's secrecy function, and once it is turned on, only the people at the same table can hear each other's words, so this inn naturally became a meeting place for all players.
The 12 tables were already full and couldn't be squeezed in, so he stared at the seats of the 4 NPCs.
The first seat, a black-haired and white-robed person, looks very handsome, but it is very inconspicuous, and a bunch of blackened eyes on a white mask are caused by staying up late and staying up too much.
Zhen Meili's profile shows the NPC mystery person, and then all the data is unknown. At first glance, he is a person who can't be provoked.
Next to him was a strong man in his forties with a knife in one hand and two fists clenched, and he knew that he was a person who practiced martial arts all year round when he looked at his calloused hands.
Zhen Meili looked at his thick eagle eyebrows, fierce eyes, and then looked at his small body, it was better not to provoke.
Open the data card, the lone hero, and withdraw from the rivers and lakes to live in seclusion. The eyes that have been confirmed are also people who can't be provoked.
Underneath the lone wanderer is a big fat man with a big chicken leg in his hand, who doesn't look very old, but his belly is already 7 or 8 months old.
This man was dressed in wooden shoes, not tall, without a beard, and looked cute and cute.
Zhen Meili looked at the information card, NPC Shidalang, a rich Dongying person, likes to eat chicken legs, and from time to time will release the task of buying chicken legs.
This guy is easy to bully at first glance, Zhen Meili thinks that she can share a seat, and she must have a great appetite for eating with him.
At the last table sat a young man in green, with a jar of wine in his hand, his face flushed, and he walked staggeringly, and at a glance he knew that this guy was drunk.
Zhen Meili also opened the information card, the robber, surnamed the robber, is a small bandit leader who is connected to Heifeng Village.
Zhen Meili looked at a bloody envelope exposed on the side of the guy's pocket, and secretly decided that it was better to stay away from it.
"What are we going to do? It looks like it's full, so let's go out. ”
"What are you going out for! Isn't that a vacant seat? ”
With that, Roselle walked towards one of the seats.
Zhen Meili was shocked, wasn't that the closest robber to her? Which one is not good to pick, but you have to pick this one?
Luo Shen didn't even say hello, and sat directly opposite the robber.
It's so beautiful, I can't help but secretly admire.
"Zhen Deshuai, you sit over there, it's quite empty here."
Zhen Meili was speechless, why did she have to catch herself, she was just here to eat.
"Yo Yo Yo, isn't this the flower girl Zhen Deshuai? I just ran out of money recently, so you can pay this month's protection fee! ”
"The system prompts that the robber has sent you a request for protection money of 1,000 silver, do you accept it?"
"No! You want to take my money too!! ”
Zhen Meili said that it is easy to say anything, but she can't touch her own money.
"What! Zhen Deshuai, are you bold? How dare you refuse me! Do you know the consequences of offending our Black Wind Village? ”
The robber slammed the jar on the table, and then looked at it again to see if the wine had been spilled.
After all, this altar is old and white, but it cost him 120 silver taels.
"The system prompts that the NPC bandits' opinion of you has decreased."
"Be careful, I report you to the official Xiaoqi! Dare to charge protection money! It's also received from me, are you tired of it? ”
Zhen Meili is not to be outdone, the same NPC, who is afraid of whom!
"Okay, I didn't expect you to toast and not eat and drink, it seems that I have to teach you a lesson."
The robber poured a mouthful of the little white in his hand, and finally met a troublemaker today, after all, this is his task, but most players don't sit at his table.
"Huh! You have to take a closer look, I have two people now, do you dare to fight two or one? ”
Zhen Meili relies on her large number of people, how can she be afraid of a drunk drunkard? And the wooden sword of the fallen god has been unsheathed, just waiting for the two NPCs to fight.
"Huh! Today, for the sake of the new service, I will spare you! Don't think I'm afraid of you, think that at the beginning, I singled out the head of Tai Chi Sect, but I survived the first two tricks......"
The robber directly confessed, and he still knew the truth that the hero did not suffer the loss in front of him. However, it is easy to talk nonsense after drinking too much, and the robbers began to brag to Zhen Meili.
"Xiao Er à la carte, serve all the delicious dishes! I'm going to eat a lot! ”
Luoshen closed the wooden sword in his hand, it seems that the fight can't be fought, how do you feel a little lost?
"I'll order the menu, let me come!"
Zhen Meili said that her favorite thing is to order food, after all, she looks at the dim sum in the Scorpion Beauty system store every day.
"Dongpo button meat, layer by layer, each layer is poured with marinade, after low heat and slow simmering, the aroma is fragrant when it comes out of the pot, and the color is very attractive from afar, so that the mouth is water.
This Dongpo meat can really be said to be full of color and flavor, as long as 120 copper plates a pot, it doesn't look expensive, come to one.
Colorful venison noodles, fresh venison cut into thick strips, marinated for a quarter of an hour, with colorful ingredients, cut into even thin strips. When the soup is boiling, add the ingredients, sprinkle pepper, drizzle sesame oil, and put into a bowl to form noodles.
Oh, my God! It's good to look at the name, which reminds me of the story of the nine-colored deer, only 100 copper plates a bowl, not bad, two bowls.
Pork barbecued pork bun, this one is also good, let's have a cage.
It's called Huaji, I miss it so much, let's have one, let's have one.
And a lot of food! Crab Castle, Jade White Jade Soup, Hundred Birds and Phoenix, Shrimp Dumplings ......"
Zhen Meili wants to have it all, but the inn has rules that you can't order too much, and the reason is very simple, the ingredients are limited.
"Why don't you earn money when you have it? Order it all, and they can make a lot of money in a day! But we seem to have come to eat for nothing, hee hee (*∩_∩*). ”
Zhen Meili is not too embarrassed to eat too much, after all, she is here to eat for free.
"I didn't expect that you NPC is so greedy, and the food big man next to you is your role model, hahaha!"
Luoshen saw Zhen Meili hesitating on the menu, very cute, and couldn't help but mock.
"No, I'm very slim!"
Zhen Meili's face is not red and her heart is not beating, after all, she is now selling flower girls Zhen Deshuai, not the little pink scorpion Zhen Meili.
"Open meal, open meal!"
After choosing the menu with difficulty, Zhen Meili began to taste the food.
The sumptuous recipes of these two people made the robbers on the opposite side can't help but drool, but there are two people on the other side, and one of them is also holding a sword, it must be someone he can't afford to provoke and can't beat.
"You guys are so rich, you actually eat the most expensive food in the inn!"
The robber drank a small wine depressedly, watched the two people on the other side gobble, and expressed envy from time to time, he had seen this situation dozens of times, but these players were all taken away because they couldn't afford the high copper plate.
The robbers sighed, all because they were poor, otherwise they wouldn't have made a living by robbery, and they would have to blame the gambling house for swallowing all their money!
"It's just delicious! My tongue is not mine anymore! I'll come back next time. ”
Although it is a game, the taste in the mouth is very real, as if you are actually eating, and even the feeling of fullness is exactly the same.
Zhen Meili eats tasteless energy milk cubes every day in the base, although there is a very good taste of food "high-temperature roasted insects", but after all, it is a worm, and Zhen Meili can't stand it.
But now it's different, the inn is full of food, and it's a very delicious food, and you don't have to worry about getting fat after eating, so Zhen Meili can enjoy it boldly and let go of her stomach to eat.
The feeling of falling into a daze is no less than that of Zhen Meili, because these foods are indeed very delicious and expensive.
Zhen Meili devoured the food, the food was so delicious that the two of them had an appetite, and they quickly finished eating the food on the table.
"Ahh It's so full, if I can't eat it, I'm sure I'll still order one! ”
"Agreed!"
Falling God didn't expect that he would one day think of going with NPCs.
"So what do we do next? I calculated, this meal is about 430 copper plates, and I am so happy to eat! ”
Zhen Meili touched her round belly, and satisfaction was all written on her face.
"The guest officer has a total of 438 copper plates, in view of the fact that you consume so many copper coins at one time, I specially help you erase the number behind, but not 8, but 38, so hurry up and check out, 400 copper plates."
"We don't have any money!"
Luoshen looks leisurely and leisurely.
"Objective, don't be joking! We are also a small business, please don't embarrass us. ”
The shopkeeper obviously showed a strange expression, and his eyes were fixed on the two people, for fear that the two people would suddenly escape.
"It's okay, it's okay, take us to the dungeon!"
Zhen Meili: ??? , how different from what I imagined.
"Don't don't, I have money, I'll give you a tael of silver, don't look for it."
Zhen Meili generously gave a tael of silver, because she knew that a tael of silver could be exchanged for a lot of copper plates.
"In the early years of Daoguang, one or two pieces of silver were exchanged for money and one hanging, which is a thousand Wen."
Zhen Meili felt that she was very generous.
"Objective, you're not kidding! Copper plates are worth more than silver, and a copper plate can be exchanged for 100 silver taels! You need to pay 40,000 silver taels. ”
Zhen Meili was stunned, why is copper plate more expensive! It's not scientific.
Soon the official Xiao Qi came, looking at the flower girl Zhen Deshuai, a little strange.
"Is it that you eat the overlord meal?"
"It's them, I thought it was a player who just came, and it would be a few days at most, but I didn't expect this flower girl Zhen Deshuai, she actually wanted to pay 400 copper plates with one or two silvers, which is simply insulting to us! You must imprison them in the 70th floor of Lang Huan's secret realm. ”
"Flower girl Zhen Deshuai, are you sure what to do?"
"I'm sure! Because I'm the mastermind. ”
Luoshen answered directly for Zhen Meili.
Until they were imprisoned, Zhen Meili was in a daze.
"Why are you hurting me?"
"I didn't hurt you, you see, I'm locked up too, am I?"
"No, that's not right, who the hell are you! You must have done it on purpose! ”
"Hahaha, that's right, I did it on purpose, because I'm a bug tester who specializes in finding bugs in the game."
Luoshen looked indifferent, because this is its job, but this game bug is too difficult to find, he has been looking for a long time in Ping'an Town, whether it is the feeling of the characters, the action connection, even jumping over the wall, and using his own special skills are perfect.
Even the food at the "Tongfu Inn" is really faulty.
So Luoshen decided not to take the usual path, especially after he met the flower girl Zhen Deshuai.
Her bizarre behavior makes Falling God think that she will be the key to breaking through the game, so he begins his own scheme.
"I just want to see if only a player can enter the place and there are NPCs, will it cause bugs in the game!!"
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