Chapter 167: Pets Can Still Hurt People!?

You say Hawkeye is hurt?"

Hearing Nick Fury's words, Fang Mo was also stunned.

I saw that he subconsciously glanced at the little ender dragon in his arms, and his face was full of incredulity: "No...... This thing can hurt people too? Isn't it a pet?"

"That's what you think."

Nick Fury said, "You don't think everyone knows witchcraft as well as you do, or can take out any legendary treasure? Do you know what New Yorkers call you these days?"

"What do you call it?"

Fang Mo asked with some curiosity.

"The god of men." Nick Fury said, "Seriously, although you didn't join the Avengers, that doesn't stop some people from worshipping you as a god."

"It's decided, protect New York from today!"

Hearing this, Fang Mo suddenly clapped his hands: "I will attack immediately, and when I encounter criminals, I will cut off their heads, peel off their skins, and hang them upside down on a tree to show everyone, I must turn New York into a paradise without criminals."

"You wait for me."

Nick Fury hurriedly said, "Are you protecting New York? If that's what you're going to do...... I'm afraid you're the most horrible criminal in New York, right?"

"Violence is a necessary means for me to enforce justice." Fang Mo waved his hand and said.

"You call it evil."

Nick Fury lifted his forehead: "Anyway, you shouldn't do the same thing in Asgard, right?" Those God's Domain people don't think you're looking for trouble?"

"Oh, I've exterminated a race called the Dark Elves."

Fang Mo said nonchalantly, "It is said to be a very ancient race, but if you think about stealing other people's things all day long, I will easily destroy them."

"Just stealing other people's things, and you're going to wipe them out?"

Nick Fury couldn't help but ask, "Don't the Asgardians have any opinion on this?"

"The one who stole was their Asgardian stuff."

Fang Mo spread his hands.

「……」

Nick Fury rubbed his temples with a headache, and the dim light shone on his body, I don't know if it was an illusion, but he always felt that his face seemed to be darker.

"Wait, were you defending the dark elves?"

Fang Mo suddenly said, "You don't think stealing things is not a big deal, do you? I didn't expect you thick-eyed guy to defect too, and I'm going to send you to Sandar to pick alien cotton."

"Hurry up and go to the streets to uphold justice, I don't bother to care about you."

Nick Fury finally couldn't help it: "Seriously, you're more troublesome than those hydras hiding in the shadows......

"Oh, then I'm leaving."

Fang Mo nodded, and then directly opened a space door and prepared to leave.

"Wait."

Nick Fury said suddenly.

"What?" Seeing this, Fang Mo directly smiled and asked, "Are you reluctant to let me leave, do you want to hear more hellish jokes?"

"I don't want to hear a word of that."

Nick Fury said, "I just wanted to remind you that this little dragon of yours is not a good thing, and you better prepare more food for it."

"Oh? How so?"

Hearing this, Fang Mo also glanced down at the little ender dragon.

The other party opened his big purple jewel-like eyes, cast the same glance at Fang Mo, and then rubbed his chest affectionately, letting out a slight snort.

"Its appetite is beyond my comprehension."

Nick Fury said, "This little pet of yours, I doubt it can get its nutrients from any organism...... It eats almost everything, from the turf to the earthworm, the frogs in the river, the trees on the street, my leash, the stray animals on the road, even the hair, the nails."

"Eat everything?"

Fang Mo was a little surprised, then glanced at the little ender dragon in his arms, "That'...... Does it eat?"

"I don't know, I haven't fed it anyway."

Nick Fury shook his head, "You can feed it if you're interested."

"Forget it."

Fang Mo shook his head, then raised his hand.

Steve's stand-in next to him cooperated and took out a piece of raw meat chop, and the reality ability was activated, the white light flashed, and a basin-sized piece of frosted beef directly appeared in Fang Mo's hand.

When the little ender dragon saw this lump of meat, his eyes immediately straightened.

I saw it pull Fang Mo with its little paws, and said in an intermittent tone.

"Mom... Hungry... I want to eat ......."

"I'm not a mom, I'm a dad."

When Fang Mo heard this, he also corrected it slightly, and said with a smile, "Be good, call Dad and I'll give it to you."

"Mom... Mom ......"

"It's Daddy."

"Mom's ......"

"Daddy."

"Mom..."

"Dad!"

Seeing that the teaching was fruitless, Fang Mo was also a little depressed: "I'm blanching, this dragon shouldn't be really Dad's Dead Dragon, right? Can't you call Daddy?"

"It's... Mom ......"

The little ender dragon shouted again.

"Forget it."

In the end, Fang Mo still chose to give up and put the meat directly on the ground, and the little ender dragon immediately flew over when he saw this, wagging his tail while opening his mouth and starting to bite the beef.

Don't look at this little guy is still a juvenile, but the speed of eating meat is not like a lake, two rows of jagged tiny fangs can bite a large lump of raw meat with a slight tear, and then swallow it, and can't wait to bite into another bite, and eat a third of the amount in the blink of an eye.

"Can you understand this little guy?"

Nick Fury also asked curiously when he heard Fang Mo's exchange with the ender dragon just now.

"Translation magic." Fang Mo stared at the little ender dragon that was eating, and explained casually, "Don't talk about dragons, if your cotton can speak, I can help you translate a few sentences."

"Can you not mention cotton?"

Nick Fury couldn't help but hold his forehead.

"Oh."

Fang Mo nodded, then stretched out his hand, took a watermelon directly from Steve's hand, squatted on the ground and teased the little ender dragon: "Come, good son, eat some watermelon."

"Meat... Delicious ......"

The little ender dragon shook his head like a rattle, and then continued to bury his head in the beef.

"If you don't eat it, your uncle will eat it in a while."

Fang Mo threatened, "He likes to eat watermelon the most, do you know how he is blind? I went to steal melons when I was a child, but it turned out to be black and black, and the fork of the leap soil was so ruthless at that time......

「……」

Hearing this, the little ender dragon first looked up at Fang Mo.

Then it looked at Nick Fury.

After hesitating for a long time, the little ender dragon finally stepped on the beef with a small paw, and then directly began to gnaw on the watermelon, which was called a fragrant one, and the ground was full of juice.

"Why am I blind, don't you have a point in your heart?"

Nick Fury's nose is almost crooked, what kind of leap earth and ru, he is an American who has never even heard of this.

"I didn't say that, you can't mention cotton."

Fang Mo spread his hands.

"Titi, whatever you want." Nick Fury said, "I'll contract a cotton field tomorrow and come back with a little from time to time, and satisfy your bad tastes, okay?"

"That's good."

Hearing this, Fang Mo directly took out a handful of seeds from his arms and handed them over: "Come, take this."

"What is this?"

Nick Fury took it a little confused.

"Magic Cotton Seeds."

Fang Mo said, "This thing is a good thing, don't look down on it, do you remember the milk you drank on the Helicarrier before? This thing is as good as that milk."

"Your glass of milk almost gave me away."

Nick Fury propped his forehead and said, "If it weren't for you, we wouldn't have been able to fight among ourselves because of this."

"No, no, no, it's the opposite of what you said."

Fang Mo smiled and shook his head: "Infighting between you is inevitable, if there is no such thing to run in the entire team, this so-called alliance will be just a plate of scattered sand."

"You always have your reasons."

Nick Fury shook his head helplessly: "Anyway, don't mention the past, I'm still more interested in your translation magic than those, can the languages of aliens and beasts be translated?" Can you understand the cat?"

"I haven't tried."

Fang Mo shook his head and said, "But I don't think it's going to work."

He really hasn't tested it in this regard, considering that the IQ of ordinary cats and dogs is relatively low, even if the Chinese module can be successfully translated, Fang Mo estimates that what he hears must be very weird.

If you had to give an example, it would probably be:

Dog: The master is my God, I want to go out with the master, hiss.

Cat: Why does the two-legged beast circle around me every day and steal my poop, he doesn't like to eat, right?

Seagull: I'll go to the dock and order fries later......

……

Taking advantage of the little ender dragon's meal, Fang Mo also chatted with Nick Fury a few more words.

Of course, it's not a spit this time.,After all, it's okay to play with the mouth or something occasionally.,If you keep the poisonous tongue and mouth cannon, it's not interesting, right?。

And through a short exchange, Fang Mo also learned about the good things his pet did.

Although the ender dragon is only a juvenile now, it is the final boss of the original MC world after all, and the force is still very high, and when Hawkeye came to explain the task to Nick Fury before, it seemed that he wanted to tease it, but this little thing suddenly roared with the dragon.

Truth be told, Nick Fury didn't take it seriously at the time.

After all, this dragon had also roared at itself before, and according to Fang Mo, it seemed to be a greeting or something.

Hawkeye also didn't take it seriously, and even thought that this little thing was really chic, and wanted to reach out and touch it or something, but he didn't expect it to suddenly be bad.

The little guy's throat suddenly lit up with a purple light.

Immediately after, a purple flame of light, or something like dragon's breath, was spewed out by it.

This thing is obviously not an ordinary flame, but some kind of unknown energy, all the surrounding matter directly began to decompose and collapse the moment it touched this dragon's breath, if it weren't for Hawkeye's quick reaction, he estimated that the whole person would be gone.

But even so.

He was still very badly injured and is currently being treated in hospital.

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