Chapter 249: Fang Mo: I'll record an unboxing video for everyone
The famous character Jotaro Kujo once said that five seconds is still too short.
And Fang Mo also thinks so.
Ten minutes was still too short for him.
"So...... Is this your specialty? ”
After regaining consciousness, Ah Xue saw the scene in front of her, and she was really stunned for a moment, only to see her face flushed and said, "The boy's instant washing Dafa? Master...... You seem to be playing something very new. ”
"Ahem, it's all a misunderstanding."
Fang Mo was also a little embarrassed, and hurriedly helped Ah Xue cover the quilt: "Anyway, you sleep for a while, I won't disturb, I'll wash my face and go out to teach them magic." ”
After saying that, he ran out of the smoke as soon as he smoked.
Although ten minutes was too short, and it was very uncomfortable for Fang Mo to be up and down, it wasn't that he didn't gain anything at all, at least he figured out the cooldown time when the Sword of Time stopped.
Yes, the ability to stand still has cooldown.
If you think about it, this thing can stand still for ten minutes, and if you can use it without cooldown, wouldn't it be invincible?
Although it's also invincible now.
All in all, the activation and cooldown of this ability are the same as long, which is ten minutes.
Fang Mo washed up a little, then snapped his fingers and changed himself into a new set of clothes models by customizing Steve's abilities.
The whole process doesn't even take more than three minutes.
Before the knocking on the door outside hadn't even stopped, Fang Mo had already pushed the door and walked out.
"You two are very nice, you came early." Fang Mo glanced at the two people outside the door, and then said, "Don't do this next time." ”
"Huh?"
Jonathan was stunned for a moment.
Unlike Jonathan's side, Dior behaved very well-behaved, and directly bent down and said, "I understand, Mr. Steve." ”
"Okay, anyway, today is the first class."
Fang Mo opened his mouth and said: "First of all, the physical fitness test, you two immediately run back to the Joestar Mansion now, take a random thing from it, and then run back, I have prepared two magic props here, whoever comes back first will be eligible to be given priority." ”
"I see!"
When Jonathan heard this, he immediately turned around and ran down the mountain.
"Mr. Steve, then I'll take my leave."
Dior, on the other hand, spoke politely before turning away and chasing Jonathan with a step.
Fang Mo walked near the cliff, looked down, and soon saw that the two of them were running quickly down the mountain, the current lead is Jonathan, after all, this is the back mountain of his house, he is still quite familiar with the terrain, although for some reason there are more thorns in the way, but he is still a few points faster than Dior.
It didn't take long for the two of them to return to Joestar's Mansion, then turn back and run all the way to the mountain road.
It is worth mentioning that at this moment, Jonathan is holding a wooden stick in his hand, while Dio is carrying a mask in his hand, yes, it is a stone ghost face, to be honest, Fang Mo was a little surprised to see this scene.
This Dior has a lot of fate with the stone ghost face, is this also the so-called fate?
But he didn't wait for Fang Mo to think about anything.
He found out that Dior had begun to persecute Jonathan again.
As I said earlier, this is the mountain range in the territory of the Joestar family, Jonathan ran fast because he was familiar with the terrain, and Dior couldn't catch up no matter how much he chased it, so soon his face was a little distorted.
"Damn! Jonathan, this damn guy! ”
Yes, Dio has not forgotten how the other party mocked him yesterday, this damn rich man obviously has everything, and he still wants to compete with him Uncle Dio for the first position, just thinking of this, he is almost angry: "This damn guy, obviously this mountain road is so rough, he can run as fast as a stupid mule...... I will never forgive him! ”
Thinking of this, Dior also suddenly had a plan.
I saw that while he was running, he suddenly picked up a stone on the ground and threw it forward.
Jonathan was running with excitement on his face, completely oblivious to the danger behind him, and the stone thrown by Dio hit his knee socket, this mountain road was already rough, he fell to the ground without mastering his balance, and his ankle seemed to be sprained, and he let out a cry of pain.
"It hurts!"
Jonathan clutched his ankles and shouted, "Dior! Did you do it!? ”
However, Dio didn't even pay attention to him, and rushed past him with the stone ghost face in his arms.
“……”
With super eyesight, Fang Mo on the top of the mountain can see all this.
To be honest, he also has a headache,
After all, Fang Mo also said before that he wanted to try to see if he could educate Dior as a normal person, but it seemed a little difficult for now.
This guy is not the same as a bear child.
He's not a bear, and he's not just bad.
Not only is this thing very bad-minded, but the most important thing is that he is very smart, even if he is just a child, he is the most troublesome type of child.
All in all, quickly.
Dio rushed up with the stone ghost face in his arms.
As for Jonathan, he also limped behind.
"Mr. Steve, I'm back."
As if nothing had happened, Dior directly handed the stone ghost face to Fang Mo, and by the way, he didn't forget to say: "Jojo, he ...... Because I was in too much of a hurry, I accidentally injured my foot. ”
"Not really!"
Jonathan hurriedly defended: "Teacher Steve! It was Dio who threw me with a stone! That's why I ......."
"You mean to say that you failed because Dio stoned you?"
Fang Mo glanced at Jonathan and asked.
"I ......"
"Jojo, how can you frame me?" Before Jonathan could finish speaking, Dior acted and pretended to be surprised: "Isn't it because you were too strong and accidentally fell and broke your foot?" I warned you, but you only cared about victory, and you didn't listen to me, did you? ”
"You!"
Hearing Dio say this, Jonathan suddenly became more anxious: "Dior! You don't talk nonsense......"
However, before he could finish speaking, Fang Mo directly interrupted him.
"That's enough, you two."
Fang Mo's voice was not loud, but there was an inexplicable sense of deterrence in it, and the two of them suddenly stopped moving.
"Dio, did you throw him with a stone?"
Fang Mo first glanced at Dior.
"No, Mr. Steve." Dio said with a sincere face: "I'm really persuading Jojo to run slowly...... He and I are now brothers, friends, of course, we have to support each other, it doesn't matter if we win or lose a game, but he doesn't listen at all. ”
"Oh."
Fang Mo nodded, then turned his head to look at Jonathan: "Jojo, did Dio throw you with a stone?" ”
"That's right!"
Jonathan also had a look of affirmation.
Although Dior only moved into his home yesterday, to be honest, Jonathan feels that he has been wronged enough this day.
Although a gentleman shouldn't think like this, he is still a child after all, and sometimes he still can't control his thoughts, such as Danny, the dog who is about to be sent away, and the attitude of the other party talking to him, and the few times he did it with himself yesterday, including throwing himself with a stone today.
Although Jonathan has a kind personality, it doesn't mean that he doesn't feel wronged.
He just wants a fair verdict now.
"Hmm...... Very good. ”
After seeing the attitude of the two, Fang Mo also nodded, and then he slowly spoke: "Although I don't know the specific situation, one of you two must have lied...... Well, there's a solution on my side. ”
"What's the solution?"
Jonathan immediately looked up and asked.
"It's up to Mr. Steve." Dio also said politely.
"You two swear to me."
Fang Mo touched his chin and said thoughtfully: "Both of your mothers have passed away, so swear in the name of your mother, if anyone lies, whose mother will ...... Whose mother will be disgraced for him, and he will experience exactly the same experience in the next life as in this life. ”
“!?”
Hearing this, Dior was suddenly unhappy again.
Although he didn't have any evidence, he just inexplicably felt that Fang Mo was targeting him.
However, before Dio could come up with any solution, Jonathan next to him had already spoken: "I, Jonathan Joestar, am willing to swear in the name of my mother, Mary Joestar!" Dior just absolutely stoned me! ”
"What... What!? ”
Seeing Jonathan swear so easily, Dior was directly stunned.
"Alright, it's your turn."
Fang Mo turned his head to look at Dior: "Come on, Dior, swear by your mother, or ...... You can't bear to tarnish your mother's reputation and intend to admit that you did something wrong? ”
"How... How could it be, Mr. Steve? ”
Dio laughed dryly, then said, "It's just... I... I promised my mother that I wouldn't have to swear by her, Mr. Steve, I have no intention of disobeying you, I ...... I can swear by my father, Dario! ”
"Do you respect your father, then?"
Fang Mo asked.
"Of course!" Dio was almost disgusted inside, but explained with a smile on his face; "Father, although he gambles, drinks, swears, and steals, he is still very good to me, otherwise he would not have written to ask Mr. Joestar to adopt me, right?"
"Oh? Is it? ”
Hearing this, a meaningful smile also appeared on Fang Mo's face: "That...... Why are you spitting on your father's tombstone? Still scolding other scumbags? ”
"Nani!?"
No matter how deep the Dior City Mansion is, it is just a child, and when he heard this sentence at this moment, he finally didn't collapse, and subconsciously took a step back: "You...... How do you know about this!? ”
However, after subconsciously saying this, Dior's face also changed suddenly: "Oops...... Oops! I said it! ”
"As I said, I'm a mage plus a doctor, or forensic doctor for short."
Fang Mo smiled and said: "Coincidentally, I was planning to record an unboxing video that day, but I didn't expect to see a child with a suitcase standing in the cemetery, Dior...... Guess who this person is? ”