Chapter 260: I Need to Learn How to Go Out of the Funeral
"Did you drop this gold father, or this silver father?"
Fang Mo pointed to the two identical Georges behind him, and asked Jonathan.
"I ......"
Jonathan was also stunned when he saw this, and subconsciously said, "I fell ...... It's the real dad who was stabbed by Dior just now."
"Dad who was stabbed by Dior? OK, it's arranged."
When Fang Mo heard this, he also snapped his fingers directly, and then took out a dagger from his arms: "I see that the teacher will teach you a Dior call first, huh...... Jojo! I'm not a man anymore! ryyyyy!
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Speaking of this, Fang Mo directly raised the knife in his hand.
"Wait...... Wait!"
Jonathan was immediately taken aback when he saw this, and hurriedly stopped, "Teacher, I didn't mean that!"
"Huh?"
Hearing Jonathan's words, Fang Mo also stopped the movement in his hand: "Didn't you say it? Dad who wants to be stabbed by Dior, my favorite thing is to fulfill the wishes of others......
"I'm sorry teacher, I just said the wrong thing."
Jonathan hurriedly said, "Actually, I mean...... I want my real dad."
"Mr. Steve, what the hell is going on?" Of course, Alina next to her also saw this scene, and these two identical George Joestar did make her a little confused: "Uncle George, he ...... How did it become two?"
"After all, I'm a real miracle doctor, not the same as the desperate poison doctor like Xiongfeng Mountain Wurenji and Liu Hongbin."
Fang Mo shrugged his shoulders and said, "My medical skills are unprecedentedly brilliant, cure one, live two...... So it's understandable that happens once in a while."
"This ......"
Alina was stunned for a long time before she said, "I have been learning medical knowledge from my father since I was a child, and I have never encountered such a situation, but today is a long experience......
"So I have two fathers after that?"
Jonathan was also a little stunned, and subconsciously asked Fang Mo.
"Not really." Fang Mo shook his head and explained to the two, "Actually, you still only have one father, as for the other one...... It's for burial."
"Ah???h
Jonathan's eyes widened when he heard this: "This ...... Bury? Are you sure, Mr. Steve?"
"It's said that the mound can't deceive fate, and you must come up with dry goods."
Fang Mo nodded, and then said: "Not only do we want to be buried, we also have to give him a beautiful scenery, after all, Old Man Qiao was a nobleman during his lifetime, and you can't be sloppy about his white affairs, so it's best to ask his opinion in person to see what to do, whether it is Chinese or Western, what kind of wood does the coffin want, whether the tombstone is andesite or diorite, you have to ask."
"This ......"
When Jonathan heard this, he felt his brain buzzing.
However, Fang Mo didn't mean to stop at all, and still told him with a serious face: "If you do it according to the Chinese style, then you have to hurry up and prepare to tie paper people, of course, Old Man Qiao's family has a big business, let's not use paper people, I'll go find some uranium, titanium and silver and black slaves, let's burn him, I heard that burning black slaves is not a crime now." ….
"But uranium, titanium and silver may be a bit troublesome, but we can wait until the end of World War II to burn it, and I'll engrave your dad's name on that big stove in Poland, and everything that burns there in the future will be counted as your dad's......
"Live... A living sacrifice!?"
Hearing this, Alina next to her was already so frightened that she covered her mouth, this is also too scary, right?
"Mr. Steve, don't scare Alina."
Unlike Alina, after all, Jonathan has been in contact with Fang Mo for a while, and knows that he likes to joke, although Jonathan's brain is dull, but now he is gradually reacting to it, and it is estimated that the other party is joking again.
"Huh
Hahaha!"
Fang Mo himself couldn't help but laugh.
"Alas......
When Jonathan saw Fang Mo's actions, he also helplessly lowered his forehead.
My teacher is very good at all, but it's too unreliable, are all mages like this?
"Was it a joke?"
Alina couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when she heard this.
She didn't have been in contact with Fang Mo for a long time, it was nothing more than being tricked by Fang Mo into eating golden apples and essence berries, and then giving away a sword, and then Fang Mo evaporated from the world, she couldn't find anyone when she wanted to find the other party to practice swordsmanship, she just heard those and thought it was true.
"Jokes aside, but this is a white thing that still needs to be done."
After looking up a little and laughing a few times, Fang Mo also continued to say to the two of them: "At least I'm not joking about fate, Qiaoqiao, your Joestar family has indeed been short-lived ghosts for generations......
"Is that so?"
When Jonathan heard this, he also nodded slowly: "I understand, teacher, I will take this matter seriously."
"These two old Joe behind me."
Fang Mo said, "The one on the left is real, your father's soul is here, and the one on the right is fake, just an empty shell...... If you don't believe me, you can transfer them both to the hospital first, and the one on the left will wake up, and the one on the right will be an eternal vegetative person."
"Then let's wait for my father to wake up, and then bury him now...... I'm afraid I'll get mixed up."
Jonathan thought for a moment and then turned to look at Alina, "By the way, Alina, can we go to your hospital?"
"Well, of course."
Alina immediately nodded, "I also think this matter is too strange, rather than us decide, let him make his own decision when Uncle George wakes up."
"Then it's decided."
Jonathan nodded, then looked at Fang Mo, "Teacher Steve, is it okay to do this?"
"Oh, I don't care about it."
Fang Mo spread his hands: "It's just a matter of curing diseases and saving people, the whole work has to be studied how to hold a funeral, and after a while, I will help a respected mage on Kama Taj's side to go out of the funeral, this time I just practice my hands first, I'm afraid that the time will laugh......
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After hearing Fang Mo's words, Jonathan and Alina glanced at each other and expressed their speechlessness.
There was silence for a long time, and finally Jonathan's side broke the silence. ….
"By the way, Mr. Steve."
Jonathan didn't know if he suddenly remembered it, or if he simply wanted to change the subject, but suddenly Fang Mo asked, "When you came in to put out the fire, did you see a man named Spitwagen?"
"Oh, don't you say I almost forgot about him."
When Fang Mo heard this, he also patted his head and said, "I said how do you feel like something...... It turned out that the narrator was disconnected, and I saw him just now, didn't you two see him when you two came out?"
"Nope."
The two looked at each other and shook their heads.
"Where did you see him?" Jonathan asked, a little strangely, "Spitwagen isn't the kind of man who will run away, he should still be around here."
"Looks like it's in a fountain over there."
Fang Mo thought for a while and said.
"Nani!?"
Jonathan was taken aback when he heard this, and hurriedly ran towards the fountain in the distance, only to find that the other party was really soaked in the fountain, but he was unconscious at the moment.
Fortunately, he fell inside in a face-up position, and the buoyancy of the water exposed his face to the outside and did not drown.
"Jojo, is this gentleman Spittwagen?"
Alina also walked over and saw Jonathan dragging the other person out of the water, too
Unexpectedly asked, "How did he get burned like this?" Was it caused by the fire?"
"Although Spitwagen was born in the Ghoul Street and had the same unfortunate background as Dior, he has a heroic brilliance in him, which I admire very much." Jonathan said, "It was because of his help that I was able to find evidence that Dior had secretly poisoned and caught the Oriental man who was selling poison."
"Is that so?"
Alina nodded after hearing this, "Then he is indeed a true hero."
"Mr. Steve, can you help me get rid of Mr. Spittwagen as well?" Jonathan looked up at Fang Mo, "He was burned like this to save me, and now he is unconscious."
"Do you want this Spitkingen, or do you want this Spitkingen......
"Mr. Steve, don't be kidding at this point." Jonathan couldn't help but hold his forehead and said, "He's my lifesaver, and he's not from the Joestar family, so he shouldn't have the kind of fate that is so short-lived that he needs to hold a funeral for himself to avoid a catastrophe, right?"
"That's just as well."
Fang Mo nodded, this narrator himself was really saved: "Get out of the way, I'm going to shoot again."
Hearing this, Jonathan and Alina hurriedly flashed to the side, for fear of affecting Fang Mo.
As for Fang Mo's side, he slowly walked in front of Spitwagen, to be honest, the other party was still awake at first, but as soon as he turned around, he fainted, maybe he was just holding on at first, this perseverance is indeed quite powerful, after all, large-scale burns are really painful.
Thinking of this, Fang Mo directly tore the other party's clothes first.
His clothes were now stuck to his flesh and skin from the flames, turning into a charred, charred, charred-like substance.
"I'm super, this is too burning, isn't it?"
Fang Mo complained about the severity of the other party's burns while activating the beacon's regenerative ability.
Under the influence of nether energy, the hard shell on the surface of Spitwagen's body was quickly receded, and then the granulations wriggled, and his body recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye.
After a few minutes or so, Spitwagen sat up from the ground.
"Monster! That monster named Dior!"
Spitwagen's eyes widened, and he shouted in panic and surprise: "I have traveled to many places in my life, I have traveled all over the world and seen all kinds of things, I have seen rare animals in the Americas, strange plants in Asia, trees in the Caribbean, and huge tornadoes...... But I've never seen a monster-like guy like Dior!"
"Good fellow...... As soon as you wake up, you should quickly explain how to save your life, right?"
Seeing this, Fang Mo also supported his forehead.
The moon is blue