Chapter 289: Good boys, please don't use the pot like this

"Hehe, can I ask for that box you just had?"

The collector rubbed his little hands, and a mature old face showed childlike anticipation: "Or, whatever is in that box......

"Are your cosmic elders' trousers devoid of pain nerves?"

Hearing what the universe collector said, Fang Mo also raised his eyebrows: "Why don't I engrave what happened to you just now into a disc and give it to you for collection?" Wouldn't it be beautiful that you can still remember your wonderful and pleasant social death experience when you are fine? ”

"Ahem, Your Excellency Mage is laughing."

The collector coughed awkwardly, probably realizing that he was greedy again, and hurriedly said: "The things in the hands of His Excellency Master are all rare treasures, and it is a great honor to give me two things at will......"

“emmm……”

Fang Mo thought for a moment, and then took two things from Steve's hand.

It was a delicate glass bottle, and three meatballs.

"What is this?"

Collector Di Fan looked at these two items curiously.

He was always full of expectations for what Fang Mo took out, after all, he could distinguish everything in the world, but he couldn't understand the various items that Fang Mo took out.

For an old monster who has lived for an unknown amount of time, nothing is more important than 'freshness'.

"Breakfast two-piece set."

Fang Mo explained casually.

Then he reached out and handed it to the collector.

I saw that the collector was wearing white gloves, carefully took the item and began to look at it.

The first thing he studied was the glass bottle, which somehow contained a cow, and it was clear that the cow was alive and still moving in the jar, but strangely enough, it neither grazed nor excreted, and was still producing milk.

"How does this work?"

The collector fell in love with it at first sight, and of course he didn't like milk, but he was fascinated by the storage principle of the jar: "This kind of collection is too delicate, isn't it?" Look at my huge and bulky collection cabinets, and look at your delicate little bottles...... Oh my God, how the hell is this going on? ”

"It's a means from another world."

Fang Mo shrugged his shoulders and said, "Don't think about it, you can't learn it." ”

Yes, this Fang Mo really can't tell Di Fan, after all, the method of canning cows is very simple and rude, it is nothing more than putting the cow on the jar and then smashing the cow into it with iron felt.

It's really MC, but will others believe it when you say it?

"I love this thing to death."

The collector couldn't get enough of the cow jar in his hand: "If only my collection could be bottled, I would be the first to put Karina in a bottle......"

“……”

Karina, who was next to her, was so frightened that she almost collapsed on the ground.

"Don't just squalify for that jar." Fang Mo reminded: "What's so good about milk, the strong pill here is the real good thing." ”

"Powerful pills?"

The collector looked at the Huanyu meatball curiously: "Could this be...... Food? ”

"Universal meatballs."

Fang Mo explained with a smile: "Compared to collecting, I suggest you eat one first, this thing is awesome, maybe your interests and hobbies have changed after eating......"

"I'm starting to get interested in something that even His Excellency the Master admires."

When the collector heard this, he was obviously looking forward to it, and walked directly to a short distance and treated it with an instrument, probably sterilizing and cooking and other processes.

Because of the ridiculously high quality and density of this thing, it is difficult to cut or fork it up with ordinary cutlery, so collectors have to take off their gloves, pinch the meatballs with their fingers and put them in their mouths, and then chew them slowly.

Don't look at the collector being tortured by Fang Mo Fancy style, it seems to be quite weak.

But as a race of the patriarch of the universe, his own strength is still very good, which can be seen from the fact that he can take the Universal Meatball without changing his face.

You know, it's heavier than an enchanted golden apple.

Ordinary people have a drooping stomach when they take a bite.

I saw the collector chew the Huanyu meatballs for a while, and the expression on his face was puzzled at first, then slowly turned into amazement, and finally directly turned into pure enjoyment.

"It's... This tastes ......."

The more the collector chews, the more he enjoys it, the more he chews, the more excited he becomes, and even a little gaffe.

"Mommy's taste?"

Fang Mo himself had eaten Huanyu meatballs, and at this moment he also asked with a smile: "Are you going to cry when you are moved?" You can't just fly into outer space in a 360-degree slalom, and then blow up your clothes or something to show everyone? ”

"I do... I was so moved that I was almost crying......"

The collector said as he chewed and shuddered, "What the hell does this taste like?" I've tasted all the food in this universe, but this thing ...... Why does it taste so special? I can't stop...... How is this possible? ”

"You're not going to give him any contraband, are you?"

Yongdu, who was next to him, saw this scene, and couldn't help but lean over and whisper to Fang Mo: "Do you have such a big enmity with him?" ”

"Lao Tzu is a special chef! Who do you think of me? ”

Fang Mo immediately reprimanded.

“……”

Yongdu shrunk his neck and didn't dare to squeak.

"Okay, I'll withdraw first if there's nothing to do, and they're still waiting for me over there." Fang Mo waved his hand, and now that Igo's coordinates had been found, Fang Mo didn't bother to stay here, so he waved his hand directly and prepared to leave.

However, what Fang Mo didn't expect was that the collector hurriedly grabbed him.

"Wait! Your Excellency, Master! ”

"How?"

Fang Mo looked at the collector: "Anything else?" ”

"This... Hey hey ......"

The collector gave a flattering smile as he spoke, "Do you still have this meatball?" I...... I don't think I can store it anymore, it's so delicious, and of course I'm willing to pay for it! Whatever it takes! The last thing that Difan Group lacks is money. ”

"Do you think I'm short of money?"

Fang Mo asked rhetorically.

"Uh, this."

The collector's face froze, but he quickly reacted again: "Then I can help you!" You don't have a force of your own in this universe, right? Difan Group can ......"

"Ronan's battleship is pretty good, will you repair it?"

Fang Mo asked suddenly.

"The Dark Asterisk?"

The collector was stunned for a moment, then immediately nodded: "Of course!" I have also studied the technology of the Cree civilization, their biotechnology is very advanced, if you want to modify a car of your own, I am willing to serve you. ”

"Okay, then it's decided."

Fang Mo nodded, and then slapped three bronze ...... on the table Universal Meatball: "I'll probably go to Kree first, and then go to Iago's trouble, you'd better get things done before then, and I'm going to pretend to be a force when I go back to Earth." ”

"Wrap it up on me."

Seeing the three Cosmos meatballs on the table, Collector Difan's mouth was about to open with a grin.

Nodding, Fang Mo teleported directly back to Team Rocket.

As soon as he came out of the spatial mist, Fang Mo saw that Ronan was tied like a rice dumpling by everyone with an alloy rope, and several people led by Rocket Raccoon were discussing something loudly.

"What are you talking about?"

Fang Mo walked up a little strangely and asked.

"Fang Mo, it's just so time that you're back." When Drax saw Fang Mo, he immediately spoke, "We were discussing what to do with this guy, and I was persuaded by that little monster with long hair. ”

"Don't call me a little monster!"

Rocket Raccoon bared his teeth and roared, "They all said they were going to call me Captain Rocket!" ”

"Persuasion? Convince what? ”

Fang Mo was also a little curious: "Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot?" Can't you? You two can't do such stupid things because of your personalities......"

"I want Ronan to suffer the most painful punishment in the world."

Drax said excitedly, "Originally, I was going to stab him a hundred times and brutally kill him...... But the little monster captain and the little white face told me that if you want Ronan to suffer the most painful thing, then you have to ask your opinion, they said that you are the most immoral in the team, not only a little mentally ill, but also a belly of bad water, which will definitely make Ronan's life worse than death! ”

"Huh?"

After listening to Drax's words, Fang Mo immediately turned his head to look at the two of them.

“……”

Rocket Raccoon quickly shifted his attention to the side, his furry ears turned his back in a weak heart, and pretended to whistle there.

"No, what's in your head?"

Star-Lord really couldn't help it, and said directly to Drax: "What we said is obviously 'Fang Mo has the most means, he must be able to think of a better way than us', why did you become like this?" It's really just a pit for teammates, right? ”

"I don't care! Anyway, you guys proposed it! ”

Drax waved his hand directly, and then said to Fang Mo: "Help me think of a way, it's best to come up with a solution that is most lacking...... Let this guy live better than die! ”

"I didn't know for a moment whether this was praising me or hurting me."

After listening to what a few people said, Fang Mo couldn't help but hold his forehead: "Forget it, anyway, that's how my personality is set, in short, if you want to torture him, I have a few ways for you to refer to." ”

"Tell me about it!"

Drax said quickly.

Star-Lord and Rocket Raccoon couldn't help but prick up their ears as well.

"I have a sword in my hand, and if I stick it in a person, I can make a person immortal, as long as I bury him deep in the earth and put a sword in my body, then isn't this a living compost? When the time comes, pour a few pounds of earthworms into the soil, and then ask Groot to borrow two branches and cut them to ensure that they bloom everywhere......"

"I'm Groot! (No, no, no...) It's cruel...... )”

Groot was so frightened that he took a step back: "(I don't want to eat people, neither can the Cree, I'm sorry friend, I can't do this...... )”

"Can't you?"

Fang Mo shrugged: "Then change to a gentler one, I have a frying pan here, you can seal him in it, and then you can on the frying pan every day, by the way, this pot will definitely not be damaged, and when you die, your sons and grandsons can continue to pull it in, the ancestral antiques are withdrawn, as long as you pass on the lineage well enough, you can let Ronan eat for 10,000 years." ”

"Haha! This is good! ”

Drax immediately laughed when he heard this: "My is notoriously big, Ronan has a good mouth now!" ”

"It's creepy......"

When Star-Lord heard this, he couldn't help but feel a chill.

"Come on." Seeing this, Rocket Raccoon waved his hand: "Quill, you have to get used to it, this may already be his most gentle method." ”

"Okay, okay."

Star-Lord didn't want to continue talking about it, so he waved his hand and said, "Where are we going next?" You can't set up camp on this dilapidated ship, can you? ”

"Go to the Cree civilization."

Fang Mo said: "I promised Ronan before that I would go over and help him bring disaster to a wave of Kree civilization. ”

"Huh?"

Everyone was stunned after hearing this, and Star-Lord asked in disbelief, "Are you sure he wants you to bring disaster to the Cree civilization?" Are you oversleeping...... Uh, I mean, did you hear it wrong, but Ronan was actually trying to bring disaster to Sandar or something? ”

"No, he's talking about the Cree civilization."

Fang Mo shook his head: "His greatest wish before he died was to do his last bit for the Cree Empire and lead me to the Cree people's home planet......"

"I can testify that Ronan did say so."

Drax swore by it.

"Good fellows." Rocket Raccoon looked at Ronan with a shocked expression: "That's how you did your best for the Empire?" ”

“……”

Ronan had given up thinking now, no matter what everyone said, he hung his head and said nothing, although his eyes were still open, he felt no different from dead.

Anyway, after solving Ronan.

Things are over on this side of the Void.

Everyone really didn't want to stay here any longer, Ronan's Dark Star was currently exploding, basically all the necromantic spaceships were outside trying to repair the spaceships, and the fleet of the Difan Group had also rushed over, and now the two sides were fighting together, and the entire battlefield was simply chaotic.

So after some discussion, the group also returned to the Mirano and began to fly towards the territory of the Kree Empire.

The Void is so far away from the Kree Empire that there are almost too many jump points to count, and there are several meteorite belts and the like that that will take a few days to get there.

During this period, Fang Mo also fulfilled his promise.

That is, he sealed Ronan into a pan and let Drax use it as a retreat.

This craftsman's frying pan is really easy to use, although it looks like it is made of cast iron, but in fact it seems to have its own non-stick nature, it does not get wet or oily, and it will be clean when you take it outside after use.

Drax had now thrown his dagger and spent the day carrying the pot around the ship.

But Rocket Raccoon and Star-Lord couldn't stand him like this, and although the pot looked clean, the thought of its purpose made everyone disgusted, so at the joint suggestion of everyone, Drax had to wrap the pot in high-tech plastic sheeting, and then carry it behind him, and untie it when he needed to use it.

To say that this pot is quite large, the diameter must be about half a meter smaller, the handle of the pot is almost one meter, and the back is like an enlarged version of a dung spoon.

And Fang Mo also kindly gave this pot a name.

The abominable dung puller - defeated.

And in order to have fun, Fang Mo even attached some magic to this pan.

Unlike sword weapon enchantments, Fang Mo's enchantments to this pot are Sweeping Blade, Efficiency, Expansion, Strength, and Loyalty.

Fang Mo originally wanted to attach a smelting or flame attached.

But considering what this pot is actually for...... It always felt that something was wrong, so he gave up the enchantment.

It is enough to leave this aspect of combat to the Sweeping Blade and power.

As for the withdrawal of the master.

The two enchantments, efficiency and expansion, are really useful.

And with the addition of loyalty, Drax can now throw this pot out of the spaceship, and the pot will spin around on its own a few times, shake off the filth on its body like a dog shakes its fur, and then fly back automatically.

To be honest, Fang Mo was a little moved after reading it.

He figured out that he would make a better one for himself when he returned to the MC, but no one dared to mess with him yet, and it seemed that he still needed to wait for an unlucky ghost.

(End of chapter)