Chapter 291: Spread the word, our captain dares to be a tree

"I... Be... You're ......"

The tree man's words were intermittent, but there was no loss of filial piety in his dry voice.

“……”

Fang Mo listened to the whole person and was silent.

After a while, he took a Ash Burner Lamp directly from Steve's hand, the only thing in the game that overcame Twilight Thorns: "Come on, you repeat this thing." ”

"Ba... Daddy......"

When the tree man saw the ashes burning the lamp, he stammered.

"Look, that's pretty good, isn't it?"

Seeing this, Fang Mo also smiled: "Actually, everyone in this world can speak well, but some people need a little help......

"Need... Help... Help ......"

The Treant continued to learn to speak.

Fang Mo looked at the tree man in front of him, he originally wanted him to show his strength, but considering the talent show of the Red Riding Hood Goblin before, he smiled lewdly and ordered a few TNT to play blasting, so he had to give up this plan first.

After all, this is a spaceship.

What if this tree man comes directly and a little twilight comes?

I am really not afraid, but it is estimated that Star-Lord's Mirano will definitely not be able to be saved.

However, just as Fang Mo was thinking about these things, there was a sudden sound of footsteps at the door, and then the door was pushed open, and Star-Lord walked in directly from the outside.

"Fang Mo, Rocket asked me to tell you that we have arrived in the territory of the Kree Empire...... Wait, Groot? ”

Star-Lord looked at the Thorn Tree Man in front of him a little confused: "I just saw you hanging out in the cabin, why did you come here now?" Will you teleport? And why did your bark turn back to dark brown? ”

"You... ......"

The Treant stammered.

"I'll go! You can actually talk!? Star-Lord was taken aback: "You've only been living with Fang Mo for three days, have you learned to swear?" Does the rocket know this? ”

"You... Dirty... Rocket... Know ......"

Treant said.

"You ......" Star-Lord's face was a little overwhelmed when he heard this.

However, before he could say anything, the door was pushed open again, and a curious Groot walked in from the outside: "I'm Groot?" (What's going on?) )”

As soon as Groot looked up, he happened to see this thorn tree man, and the whole person was directly stunned.

In fact, the Thorn Tree Man was also stunned.

He looked down at his vine-like hands, and then at the gray tree Groot, as if he realized that the two were the same kind.

"I'm ...... Groot? (He...... Looks a lot like Groot's people. )”

Groot walked over to the Thorn Tree Man with a little surprise: "(But he still seems to be a child, is this what you did, friend?)" He is...... My baby? )”

"Strictly speaking, he's supposed to be yours, eh...... Grandson? ”

Fang Mo said as he subconsciously glanced at the flowering treeman, only to find that the treeman had completely withered and disappeared, as if the flowering had exhausted all the nutrients, but this guy didn't have any wisdom in the first place, so it was estimated that it might really be just a tree, or something like a seedbed.

Thinking of this, Fang Mo didn't bother to think about it so much, and said directly to the Thorn Tree Man: "Go, hurry up and say hello to your grandfather, you are his grandson." ”

"You... Grandfather... Be... Grandson ......"

The Thorn Tree Man stammered to greet Groot.

“……”

Groot was stunned after hearing this, and opened his mouth wide.

"Wait, two Groots!?" Star-Lord didn't come back to his senses until this moment, and the whole person was confused: "No...... Fang Mo, is this what the hell you did again? ”

"Quill! Are you lazy here again? ”

And at this moment, Drax and Rocket Raccoon also pushed the door and walked in: "I just asked you to inform Fang Mo, not to let you come over and be lazy, now it's your turn to drive the spaceship...... Exercise! Groot, how did you have a baby!? ”

"I'm Groot! (I didn't give birth to it, it was Fang Mo who borrowed my seed!) )”

Seeing this, Groot quickly explained.

"Vought Valve!?" After hearing this, the rocket raccoon exploded, and its two little paws kept scratching its head, which was simply like five thunders and three shatters: "This... No... Oh my God...... I said, dude, there's really no woman on this boat, but you can't do that to a tree, can you!? My dude, your XP is a lot weird!! ”

"No, you listen to me first......"

Fang Mo held his forehead, this misunderstanding was a bit big, and he quickly wanted to explain.

"yes, I think it's weird enough that I in a pan."

However, everyone didn't give him this chance at all, only to see Drax couldn't help but say: "I didn't expect you to be weirder than me, to be honest, I always thought this tree was a man, how did you tell that it was a woman?" ”

"Listen to me first......"

"Trees don't discriminate between men and women, you idiot."

Rocket Raccoon yelled at Drax, then slapped his face again, "No, now is not the time to talk about this...... I was really Fack, and I thought that as the captain I would definitely have to deal with a mess, but I didn't expect that the first mess I dealt with was actually the private life of the players...... Speaking of Fang Mo, don't you know how to bring some insurance measures? ”

"Listen to me first......"

"I'll go! Is that what happened!? ”

After Star-Lord heard Rocket Raccoon's words, he suddenly reacted: "I thought I was enough, but I didn't expect Brother Fang Mo to be better than me......"

"I'm done drafting the uncle, isn't it?"

Fang Mo slapped the table, and then directly pulled out the Ma Yuling Splitting Knife.

“……”

The people who were still gossiping just now stopped instantly.

"That, Fang Mo ......"

Star-Lord was silent for a moment and said, "I think there may be a misunderstanding in this matter, why don't you explain it first?" ”

"I can't stop you without a knife, can I?"

Fang Mo rolled his eyes, and then he said, "I just broke a branch on Groot, came back and used magic to give birth a little, and it turned out like this...... You can question my character, question my character, but you must not question my XP, Lao Tzu, I am an absolute pure love god of war. ”

"So, he's just a branch of Groot?"

After listening to Fang Mo's explanation, everyone seemed to gradually calm down, and the rocket raccoon touched his chin and said strangely: "But he doesn't look like a Groot, Groot is a tree, but he ...... More like some kind of vine, right? ”

Rocket Raccoon is right.

After all, this thing is a cross between Thorn Rose and Groot, so it also has some of the characteristics of Twilight Thorn.

Although he looked like a tree man, he was formed by the entanglement and twisting of countless vines, which was still a little different from Groot's kind of tree man, and among the people present, only Rocket Raccoon had lived with Groot for a long time, so he could find these details.

"Uh... Well...... this."

Faced with the question of the rocket raccoon, Fang Mo also had his own unique explanation: "He just looks like a liana, but in fact he is a real tree, so ...... I call it a liana tree. ”

"Is this his name?"

Star-Lord asked, "Why does that sound a little weird?" It's more of a biological genus, right? ”

"Well, there is indeed some truth...... Fang Mo nodded thoughtfully, it is indeed too scary to directly call this thorn tree man a vine tree, what if this thing suddenly starts to fight Yan Boxing one day?

“emmm……”

Fang Mo groaned slightly, then suddenly clapped his hands and said, "There you have!" You see that he is covered with thorns, so it is better to call him a thorn tyrant! ”

"Thorny?"

Rocket Raccoon listened with a straight tooth: "Good guy...... Will he still 'shoot thorns'? ”

"It's worthy of being Captain Rocket and Tucao Officer, your salary has doubled this month." Fang Mo gave a thumbs up to the Rocket Raccoon directly: "Of course he can shoot thorns as a thorn tyrant, and not only that, he also has to be able to ......"

"I can see it."

Rocket Raccoon rubbed his head with a headache: "You just like to watch other people's headaches, right?" ”

"You've found out."

Fang Mo laughed: "Actually, I was a schizocephalus in my last life, and I like to see people with headaches the most...... I can't imagine that this habit has not been changed in this life. ”

"Like... See... Person... Headache ......"

The Thorn Treeman began to speak in fits and pieces again.

"This tree can actually speak human language?" Rocket Raccoon didn't want to continue to talk to Fang Mo, so he simply changed the topic: "His vocal cords are more complex than Groot's?" ”

"It's normal for one generation to be stronger than the next."

Fang Mo explained: "But he shouldn't understand the meaning of these words, he just imitates syllables. ”

"Well, looks like we're going to have another crew member."

Rocket Raccoon waved his hand and said, "But the good news is that this crew member doesn't need to eat, so our food conditions won't be reduced because of this, just give him some water and sunshine." ”

"Does he need fertilization?"

Drax asked, a little excited.

"No, you don't!" Rocket Raccoon glared at Drax viciously: "If you ask such an unreasonable question again, I'll throw away your broken pot!" ”

"Haha, it's useless if you throw it away."

Drax laughed directly after hearing this, and directly waved the frying pan in his hand: "This thing is loyal, if you throw it into space, it will fly back by itself, I really love this weapon now, who will use a knife in the future...... That's all a fool's weapon. ”

"I should have listened to Fang Mo's advice in the first place."

After hearing Drax's statement, Rocket Raccoon also helplessly lowered his forehead: "I knew that I should have buried Ronan in the soil as compost, at least you wouldn't carry a toilet all day to show off your might......"

But that's not the end of the story.

The Milano's hull shook violently, as if it had been hit by something.

"Fack!" Rocket Raccoon slapped his head, and quickly turned his head and ran towards the wheelhouse: "Patronizing and talking nonsense to you guys!" ”

(End of chapter)